1000 Ways To Die

Date: December 25, 2016
Location: Ponyville, Code Cracker's House

Well, look who we have here. A pony living in a home that's full of trash and garbage. Everypony meet Code Cracker. He was a disgusting mess and had junk food all over his house. It was Hearth's Warming Day and he didn't care. He had no friends. Except his electronics.

You see. Code Cracker is a hacker and can hack many things. That's how he had fun every day. Hack websites to get free things. Hack gaming accounts to get gamers stuff, There was one other thing he could hack. His heart. Using a pacemaker he had placed in his heart he hacked it which made his heart rate go any way he pleased. How did he get that machine and how did he pay for the surgery? He stole someponies credit card. Bought the machine and paid for the surgery and didn't get caught.

"We're going in!!! To the heart drive!!! Hahaha!!!" Code Cracker said laughing.

Now he could jack up his heart rate.

"61...160...168...Yeah!!!"

Or slow it down to a crawl.

"Oh so peaceful."

It felt so good.

He stopped playing with his heart and began to hack gamers who got games today and were enjoying them and getting many things for Code Cracker to steal. He got on his computer and began hacking PonyStation 4's.

In the Mash's house, Button Mash was playing a new game online that he got. Then all of a sudden his screen started to mess up. It wasn't anything new to him. He knew it was a hacker. That was bad right. Not for Button Mash. His father Firewall gave him a powerful wireless controller so he could hack the hackers that hacked him back. He turned the wireless controller on and got a signal from where the hack was coming from. However, it wasn't Code Cracker's computer signal he got though. It was his pacemaker...Uh oh. Button Mash saw the pacemaker's controls come up on his screen while his game was on the screen as well. He found it weird what he usually saw was the hacker's profile to mess with so they would leave him alone or something else different. He shrugged and began messing with it by pressing the buttons on his controller. Making the pacemaker go fast.

"Oh..Oh...Ow, Wait!!!" Code Cracker said.

Or slow.

"Oh, pretty colors.."

Back to fast.

"AHHH!!!"

Trying to see what was going on with his pacemaker. He saw it was going fast and slow. He realized it was getting hacked. He tried to turn it off but he was out of control and couldn't concentrate. He vision began to get blurry. He was in deep shit now. "AHHHH!!! SHIT!!!." Finally, his heart went so fast and so slow Code Cracker's heart stopped. "AGH!!!"

*Crack!! Plop*

He grabbed his computer and pacemaker making them fall and break and he fell as well and was...Done for. Button Mash saw the hacking stopped and he went back to playing his game with his other controller. Hey Firewall what happened here.

"The Wireless controller sent out a signal that the pacemaker interpreted to speed up or slow down. His heart I think what I've heard from doctors went into...Ventricular...Fibrillation. I think that's what it's called. Which is serious and caused Irregular Contractions. Which made him go into cardiac arrest. He was screwed."

Code Cracker was a hacker. Who hacked his own ticker. Then a gamer took over and his ticker went quicker and slower. The gamer won and Code Cracker...Got owned.

Way To Die #56: Hack Attack