Date: January 1, 1999
Location: Manehatten, Card Master's House

It's New Year's and everypony is at Card Master's house having a party. An ice cooler full of beer, food, and fireworks, However, Card Master is on the ground dead with a hole in his shoulder and blood coming out from his chest. With a mare shouting for help. What happened. Well Like I said a party was going on. Which means fun right. Well, fireworks and alcohol aren't a good combination. Everypony at the party was getting as drunk as they could and lightning fireworks as well. That's a bad combination already. Idiot alert!! A lot of them got burned badly. Except for Card Master

Card Master was drinking as much as he could and was lighting fireworks as well. He wasn't getting burn though. He couldn't wait until midnight. Now I understand New Years is a good day but you shouldn't overdo it. Right Pinkie.

"I love to party a lot. Everypony knows that but you also have to be careful. Saftey first. I mean you don't see me firing my party cannon all willy nilly...Well...Actually...Uhh...I gotta go!"

Right...Anyways. Card Master began doing some magic tricks to impress the mares that were already a bit drunk. He was doing his usual card tricks. To be honest Card Master wasn't a magician. He was a scammer that usually scammed ponies for their money with card games. His magic tricks stunk and he was doing them wrong and failing. However, most of the mares were too drunk and loved it. Finally, he got a mare to have fun with. They were having a good time and the mare asked him if he wanted to have fun inside.

"Hang on let me do one thing first."

Now all you stallions out there. Don't reject the booty call. Card Master took out a gun and shot a stray bullet from his pistol into the air to celebrate New Years next to the entrance of his house. He went to go get another beer from the cooler and the mare was getting impatient. Finally, after two minutes it was New Years. Card Master was ready for that mare's booty. Just in time, she was about to leave him. They were about to go inside to have fun. They were about to enter the entrance if his house until...

*Smack!*

"AH!!!!"

Card Master felt a sharp sting on his shoulder

"Are you okay?" The mare asked

Then his chest started to bleed and he fell to the ground...dead.

"OH, MY CELESTIA SOMEPONY HELP!!!!"

What happened. Well, the bullet that Card Master shot came back down and hit Card Master in the shoulder. It went through his shoulder and pierced his heart, killing him...Ouch. Hey, Shining Armour you know about weapons how powerful was that bullet.

"It was a simple pistol and a bullet. When the bullet was shot It would go up about a mile in the air. It will have a velocity of about 2000 feet per second It would take about two minutes to come back down. When it's coming back down it's going to reach terminal velocity. That pony was standing were he shot it. He stood there at the wrong time."

Well, what have learned about this death? When a mare asks if you want to have fun. Say yes. Don't be like Card Master...He didn't even make it to the 21st century.

Way To Die #57: Nite Capped

Author's Note

I need to take a break Christmas is coming and my family is going through troubled times. I'm a bit depressed. Life isn't really good for me right now. I don't feel like writing for awhile.