Date: September 27, 2015
Location: Human World, Crystal Prep Academy Track Field

The Friendship Games have been over for a couple of days. Apparently, someone turned into some kind of demon monster and well it doesn't matter were here to talk about a Coach. Meet Coach Scorch. He wanted to be a pro at weightlifting to bad that dream never came to be. Now all he does is drink, yell at students, and stare at girls when they workout. He gave kids terrible workouts that they hated so much. They wished he would give them a break at least for one day.

At Crystal Prep they had a competition to see who can lift the most weight and walk 100 meters on the track with it. They used rocks instead of regular weights. Coach Scorch got the big rocks and told everyone to line up and do their best. Some students were pretty good and others were not so good.

"Come on you pile of bones lift it up!!!" Scorch shouted to one of his students.

"I don't see you trying! I bet a student could beat you easily!!!" The student shouted.

Scorch wasn't going to let that comment go. "Alright then if you think so let's do something interesting. Today all of you are going to face me. If any of you can beat me then you won't have to do the workouts you guys hate for a whole week. However, if I win you'll hate the workouts I got planned for you that week."

Every kid wanted that week off. Now it was time to lift with all your might. Every student picked up the rocks and began walking on the track 100 meters and dropped them and picked up even heavier one's while others just dropped them and panted for air. Things looked good for Scorch as he didn't break a sweat until everyone was out except for one boy and girl wouldn't go down so easily. Sugar Coat and Thor.

Sugar Coat may not seem like a lifter but she was. Thor loved to lift things and these rocks were nothing for him. Scorch was nervous when they made it to the bigger rocks. He didn't think he had it in him. He decided to have a little break and let every kid get a drink. Sugar Coat and Thor followed the other students to get a drink. Scorcher stayed with the rocks and decided to make the rocks slippery with grease that he had.

The kids all came back and now it was only Sugar Coat, Thor, and Scorcher are ready. First up was Thor he lifted the rock and it slipped right out of his hands.

"What the fuck." He said.

"Ha Ha!!! You're ridiculous!!! You're not a lifter!!!"

"But the rock is sli-"

"Sugar Coat you're next!!!" Scorcher shouted before Thor could finish.

She tried to lift it up but she couldn't even get a grip on it

"Hey, the rock is slippery." She said.

"That's just an excuse your using!!!" Scorcher said.

Thor was angry. "Then how about you lift it.

Scorcher didn't want to lift that rock so he decided to lift a rock that no one could lift called The Crusher.

"Tell you what I'm going to lift The Crusher.”

Everyone gasped. That rock was just a joke some students found and they knew no one could lift it. It needed four people for it to be carried. In fact, Scorcher also needed help while placing it today. Scorcher gets ready and begins to lift The Crusher.

"ARGHHHHH!!!!" Scorcher shouts as he begins to lift The Crusher off the ground and everything seems to be going great until the strain becomes too much and

*Splosh!!!*

Everyone heard a noise like something came out of something and then they see some blood coming out of Scorcher's shorts.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Scorcher shouts. His intestines just came out. He drops The Crusher and falls...Dead on the ground.

"AHHH!!!! He's Dead!!!!" A girl shouts as others try to go get help.

Now, what the hell happened. Well, we have a bodybuilder here named Bulk Biceps that can explain it right Bulk.

"YEAHHHH!!!! HE PUT TO MUCH PRESSURE ON HIMSELF!!!!"

Stop shouting.

"He put too much pressure on himself and your abdominal cavity is holding that pressure. It can actually push your intestines out through your rectum which is why us bodybuilders know when to stop. This didn't kill him but he started losing so much blood and died of blood loss."

Thanks, Bulk. Well, Scorcher really like to lift anything he could. However, in this competition, he placed...Dead Last.

Way To Die #69: Ass-Plosion

Author's Note

Coming up Faust teaches a thief not to steal. Then another thief picks the wrong place to steal. Also the picture may not show and I’m working on fixing it also my computer is out of wack so I wrote this on my phone so sorry for any grammar problems.