1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Rusher

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Date: April 19, 2014
Location: Rainbow Falls, Pole Dancer's Trading Stand

Well here we are at Rainbow Falls and the Traders Exchange is happening right now, This is the best time to trade for what you want to have. Also, you'll see a mare that is selling suits and costumes. Well everypony, meet Rusher. She collected suits and costumes based on comic book heroes and heroines. However, Rusher was no hero. She steals anything she wants. The suits she had she stole.

Nopony knows it's her since she always changes suits everywhere she steals and just like her name she is gone in a matter of seconds. Today was going to be a field day for her. She saw many trading stands that caught her eye and made a list in her mind of which ones to hit. Then she sees a stand that Princess Twilight owns. Sure it was just books, junk, and other stuff but anything owned by a princess meant big bits. She was ready to hit all the stands she wanted. She put on a simple suit she stole and was ready.

"Alright, you ready Dasher. First stop, steal from the comic geek colt."

Dasher grabbed the first edition off Spidermare.

"Hey!!" The Colt shouted.

Dasher was pushing everypony out of her way and then stole from many other stalls. She grabbed as much as she could carry and then next was Twilight’s stall. She grabbed all the stuff she could while Twilight was distracted. Finally, she had all she wanted.

“STOP HER!!!” A mare shouted

Dasher saw the ponies she stole from chasing her and Twilight was coming and about to use her magic luckily the suit Dasher had she had enchanted to make it magic proof. Rainbow Dash tried to stop her but Dasher pushed through ponies and Dash crashed into those ponies. Then she saw a hot mare strutting with a purse heading to her stand.

“I’ll be taking that!!” Dasher said grabbing the mares purse.

“You bitch!!” The mare shouted.

Dasher just looked at her and ran off smiling.

“Wait! Watch out!! My sta-

Before that mare could finish that Dasher tripped over a Faust doll from a collector of dolls. She tripped dropped all the stuff she stole flew for a while and landed

*Stab!!!*

On a broken pole which belonged to the mare and that mares name was Pole Dancer selling her poles for strippers to use and to get rid of broken ones if anypony wanted them.

“Gulgh!!! Gulgh!!!” Dasher impaled her chest and was now spitting blood from her mouth.

Nurse Snowheart what the heck is happening.

“She impaled her heart and now the heart can’t pump any blood into her body. You're most likely to die if the left, or right atrium, the aorta, or the Palmeri is punctured. Now you'll have blood around the heart into the sack that covers the heart called the pericardium and you'd die of a condition called pericardial tamponade.

Dasher was a stealer and the doll she tripped over was sent from Faust above. Faust decided to punish Dasher.

"Oh, Shit!!!" Pole Dancer said as everypony just stared at Dasher's dead body as she stopped spitting blood and blood dripped down the pole.

You know she was wearing a costume of a hero but she was a villain. Just like every villain, they lose and they lose everything they got. Dasher lost everything she stole and then...Lost her life.

Way To Die #70: Im-Poled


Author's Note

Coming up we got another thief that steals from the wrong place. Then one pony tries to show off and winds up failing. Sorry, this took so long my computer finally died and I'm saving money to buy a new one and it's hard to use my phone to do this especially putting the pictures on the story.

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