Author's Note

Sorry, it's taking so long school sucks but I'll try to post as fast as I can especially since I'm still using my phone and not a computer.

Gem Stealer

Date: May 17, 2017
Location: Appleoosa, Gun Fire’s Shop

You see that Stallion trotting down Appleoosa and looking like he just got out of jail. That’s because he did. Meet Gem. That’s what ponies call him. Full name was Gem Stealer. Of course, he would never tell anypony his full name. He was in Appleoosa since Canterlot which is where he usually stole stuff knew him very well. Now he was here ready to steal from a bakery. He used to steal from higher places, but he needed money for equipment since the last time he was arrested the police took everything he had.

Now Gem Stealer didn’t have any brains, but he did have a gun. That makes him dangerous to himself. However, he needed a disguise to cover himself up before he could steal. He started looking through a dumpster and used a garbage bag for a mask. Poked some holes so he could breathe in it. Then he was ready to steal. Now that is just stupidity at its finest.

“Alright nopony looking…Time to move.” Gem Stealer said.

However, he should have looked behind himself. He went through the wrong door and instead of a bakery well…

Gem Stealer took out his gun and shouted. “This is a stickup everypony down-“

Gem Stealer stopped midsentence when he realized he walked into a gun shop store with ten ponies including the owner inside. They took out their weapons aimed at Gem Stealer and…

*Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!!*

Fired. Everypony fired about 4 bullets in him. That’s a total of 40 bullets. However, it took only one to kill him. Gem Stealer ran into Gun Fire’s shop. Gun Fire was the only pony that sold weapons here in Appleoosa and was having a sale that day. Many ponies were there which was bad for Gem Stealer. We got an owner from another gun store named Quick Scope here. Quick Scope is this legal to shoot somepony in a gun shop.

“It is most certainly legal to shoot somepony that tries to steal from a gun shop. Many gun shop owners are going to be armed and the customers are going to be too. This pony definitely went into the wrong store and when he aimed his gun it was game over for him. I know a little bit about the pony body but I think one bullet through his heart killed him and when that happens there is no circulation and the bullet probably went out through his back and he was dead instantly.”

Gem Stealer’s last stickup was the last act he ever did on this planet. However, Gun Fire had cameras in his shop and Gem Stealer is famous now. If you go online and search up “Idiot Tries to Steal Gun Shop” you’ll find it has 2,000,000 hits and counting. Do ya feel lucky Gem Stealer… Well, do ya.

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