Date: May 2, 2005
Location: Applewood, Coltifornia

"Your Princesses will die today!"
A pony comes up with a box with guns. "Gentlemen, select your weapons."

We're back in the old ages. Double Heart is a soldier fighting for the crown. She's about to duel with a soldier that protects the princesses. Quick Draw.

"Hang on. Wait, don't move. Cut!"

"Are you kidding me!" Shouted Double Heart.

But it's not really the old ages where someponies use to try to take over Equestria.
It's 2005. And it's a scene being shot for a low budget movie about the second war of a resistance that tried to overthrow the two princesses. Celestia and Luna.
"Come on, people, we're losing daylight here, let's go!" The Director said.

"You're the one making us take so long what are we doing wrong!" Double Heart said.

The Director gave her a stern stare. The Director known as Camera Roll wanted this film to be perfect. His career was going down the drain. However, he wasn't the only pony that had their career going down the drain. Double Heart used to be in lead roles in many big films. Now she's just another pony looking to play anypony no matter what the role is. In this movie, Quick Draw plays the lead, the heroic soldier. She was angered about that. In this next scene, Double Heart is supposed to duel with Quick Draw and she was supposed to pretend to die. She hated that after this scene she was done.

" Let's take a break." Camera Roll said.

The low rent production company should have done better background checks on its actors. If they had, they would have known Double Heart had a criminal record as big as her ego. She wanted the lead role and would do anything to get it she decided to play with the gun she had. The flintlock pistols the ponies has were filled with blanks but Double Heart hid two things from everypony in one of her saddlebags a real lead ball and a bag full of gun powder. When no pony was looking she put in the gun powder and then the ball in the pistol and couldn't wait for the scene to start again. Quick Draw's death would be seen as an accident from the ponies in charge of the guns. We got a pony names Quick Scope who's an expert at guns what d you have to say about this pistol.

"The flintlock pistol was a very simple mechanism. You put the powder charge in, you put a ball on top of it. Whatever the caliber was. Close the prism, which ignited the powder. It's a normal type of pistol and back then it was a powerful weapon to have. Not the most powerful but still powerful."

"Everpony ready! Action!"

Quick Draw and Double Heart were turned away from each other.

"And One" Camera Roll counted off their steps "Two. Three."

Soon, Double Heart would have the lead role.

"Four."

Her and Quick Draw turned and pointed their pistols at each other.

"Fire!"

*Boom!!*

"Aaaah!!!!"

That loud boom wasn't the gun firing it was the gun exploding in Double Heats hoof.

"Oh! Oh, no! Cut, cut, cut!"

Looks like her plan backfired. Double Heart made a fatal error when loading her pistol. She used way too much gunpowder. When she pulled the trigger, the pistol became a deadly hand grenade. Excessive powder blew up the barrel, blew up her hoof, and shrapnel from the barrel cut deeply into her leg. Severing her femoral artery. Hey, Nurse Red Heart what happened to Double Heart.

"A pony who has her hoof blown off from that injury would suffer some blood loss. Not major. This poor pony died because of the cutting of her femoral artery, which resulted in blood loss from her heart going to her lower extremity. And that causes death.”

Finally, after a minute of struggling on the floor Double Heart was dead. Double Heart wanted the lead role and would do anything to get it. Well, Double Heart I got a lead role for you on 1000 Ways To Die. Cut. That was perfect Doube Heart. Your death scene is...Very believable.

Way To Die #88: Straight To DVDead

Author's Note

Coming up we got a human that wants to get high and do anything for it.