1000 Ways To Die

Date: November 26, 2006
Location: Fillydelphia , Combo Apartments

"Come on you piece of shit!!!"

You hear that. That is Blue Tail pissed off that her Murphy Bed is stuck and will not come out. Blue Tail is a female Hippogriff with a white coat and blue mane. Her life is at a new low right now. She lives in an apartment and she used to have a job until she was fired for sleeping on the job. She was lazy and now she had to find a way to pay the rent for the apartment.

She had tried every job she could do. Working at a bar was fine for a week until she started a bar fight and almost destroyed the entire bar. She also tried working as a stripper however, one night one stallion got a bit rough which also turned into another fight and another pink slip.

Right now, all she cared about was a goodnight rest after another failed attempt to find a job.

"I'm going to need help with this bed."

She decided to call somepony to help fix the bed. Soft Pillow knows all about bed malfunctions why don't you tell us about it.

"I've seen many bed malfunctions they can be electrical or non-electrical. It depends on what the problem is. Sometime the springs may be loose, the remote to control the bed may not be working, the Murphy Bed may be stuck which is happening to this Hippogriff. I've had many calls about that complaint, and I've also seen a couple who broke their bed while having fun in it. I don't know how they were able to do that, and I don't think I wanna know how."

Once the pony came Blue Tail told her what was wrong the pony decided to help her out by modifying the bed with a remote so it would come out with a simple press of a button.

"I can do this for a simple price of four hundred bits." The pony said.

"Uhh...Sure I guess that's fine." Blue Tail said.

Once the pony was done, she got the bill and she tested out the bed and it worked.

"Great another bill to pay. If I can't find a job sooner or later, I’m doomed. It's not my fault every job I get everypony or any creature is fuckin stupid and makes me mad! " Blue Tail shouted. She sighed and decided to sleep and try to find a job tomorrow until she heard somepony bang on her door.

"Blue Tail come on out you haven't paid!!"

Blue Tail gasped it was Combo the pony who owned the apartment complex.

"Oh shit." she whispered she had to find a place to hide. Then she thought of an idea the bed. She pressed the button and it opened quite forcefully. She got on it and pressed it making her and the bed fold up. It was a tight fit but once Combo finally came in, he saw nothing. He looked around and decided she wasn't here right now.

"I'll be back later and then I'll kick her out."

Once he was gone Blue Tail pressed the button on the remote and she was home free now all she needed to do was press a button to hide anytime Combo came to look for her. Then all of a sudden, the bed folded up again and the remote was on it.

"What..No!! Wait!!" The remote was now folded with the bed.

When the pony that came to fix it told her the bill, she began to worry about the bill, but the pony was still talking. He was saying that the button should be pressed for at least five seconds or else the bed will fold up on its own. Now Blue Tail had to open the bed the old-fashioned way.

After hours off trying Blue Tail had another problem. She heard a bang at the door again.

"Blue Tail you in there!!" Combo shouted.

Blue Tail pulled with all her might and again until finally the bed was freeing itself but got stuck on something. Finally, with one final tug the bed came lose but all of a sudden.

"Ahhh!!!" *Splat*

The bed came down and splatted Blue Tail.

"Blue Tail!! You in there or what!! Blue Tail!!"

What happened to Blue Tail. Well the thing that got stuck was the remote and it got stuck on the gears of the bed to open it up. Once the remote broke by the gears it malfunctioned and with Blue Tail forcefully pulling on the bed it sprang loose to fast and she got splatted like a pancake. Nurse Snowheart why don't you tell us what happened to her.

"Once the bed fell on her with such powerful force her skull cracked damaging the brain, her spinal cord cracked shutting down all functions of the body and if that wasn't enough her ribs cracked puncturing her lungs making her unable to breath and she was dead."

Combo came in and saw the bloody mess under the bed.

"Oh, my Celestia!! Blue Tail!! Blue Tail!!"

Blue Tail tried to find her job. Her temper got the best of her. She just wanted to relax and rest. Well she got what she wanted. Rest in peace Blue Tail...Or should I say pieces.

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