1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 5, 2019
Location: Sire's Hollow, Firelight's House

Welcome to Sire's Hollow a simple village with simple ponies. Except one pony who was crazy and had a strange addiction to Firelight. The father of Starlight Glimmer. Her name was Red Gem. She was obsessed with him so much she would leave gifts at his door such as flowers, chocolates, and explicit photos of herself. Firelight didn't return her affection but that didn't stop her.

She would spy on him in the morning when he was getting dressed. She would follow him wherever he went in the afternoon. Then she would watch him sleep. Firelight knew what she was doing and was getting sick of it. He opened the window and Red Gem was there smiling at him.

"Leave me alone Red Gem!! I don't love you!!" He shouted and slammed the window in her face.

Red Gem didn't care what Firelight said. She wouldn't leave him alone. Firelight isn't the only pony who has had a stalker with a weird obsession to them. In fact, we have an officer named Wild Force who had heard stories of ponies calling him when stalkers get to carried away.

"Many ponies call when ponies that won't leave them alone and their actions become erratic to the point where the ponies, they're stalking feel threatened. We give them a warning and tell them not to do it again. Some listen some don't. If they don't listen a restraining order is next and if they don't follow that they can be put under arrest. Some stories I heard from ponies that were stalked was from one pony who broke up with his marefriend. She would show up at his door at three o' clock in the morning, leave threatening letters in his mailbox, and she even went to his son's school to give him a note to give to him."

Firelight decided to visit his daughter for a couple of days and get away from Red Gem's antics. He stayed with her for three days and when he returned home, he realized the two days he's been back Red Gem wasn't watching him. He was happy. He thought maybe Red Gem moved on and decided to bother some other pony.

After five days of being back home Firelight smelled something foul. "What is that smell?" He decided to light a fire in the fireplace. As soon as the hardwood took flame the house began to fill up with smoke. He had no idea what was going on. Then he thought maybe the chimney has something jammed in it. When he used his magic to take out what was in there, he got the surprise of a lifetime.

*Shlop!*

What was stuck in the chimney was a body.

"Ahhhh!!!!"

It was Red Gem in a dark suit. How did she die. Well it turns out when Firelight went to visit his daughter. Red Gem decided to break into Firelight's house and see what she can take that had his scent and learn more about him. She decided to sneak in. One night she wore a black suit to not get caught and she decided to go inside through the chimney. When she was halfway down, she realized she was stuck.

"Help!!!! I can't get out!!!!"

Five days of being trapped in the hot and airless shaft left Red Gem starving, dehydrated, and finally...Dead. Nurse Red Heart how would somepony die from this.

"Over the five days she suffered severe dehydration. the brick like environment created a hot bed making her dehydration even worse. Her skin began to shrivel up, kidneys would have shut down, and her heart would have stopped pumping killing her."

Red Gem wanted Firelight and wouldn't take no for an answer. Red Gem wanted to say the words "I Do. Until death do us part." Well...At least she did the last part right.

Way To Die #96: Ain't Coming Down The Chimney Tonight