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Got a Light?

by Papa Oats
I'm just a janitor. The only Human janitor in Equestria, but still just a janitor. I quite like my job if I'm honest, sure it gets a bit hectic, but the pays good.

They call me Mister Clean. I'm the first and only Human janitor in Equestria.
I prefer a more simple life. I was brought into this land as a janitor, and I'm gonna die in this land as a janitor.


Cool guy editor: DarthEquus

Complete
Comedy
Profanity
Violence
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Narcotics
Drama
 
SDPPP

25623 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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12 Chapters:

  1. It started off simple 2017-07-02 03:28:38 UTC
    2068
  2. But slowly got worse. 2017-07-03 01:23:35 UTC
    1378
  3. The Janitors Rulebook: Lesson one - Dont dirty my floors 2017-07-04 13:05:10 UTC
    1834
  4. Lesson Two - Always follow rule one 2017-07-05 18:03:09 UTC
    1965
  5. Lessson Three - Be prepared for anything 2017-07-19 18:48:40 UTC
    2481
  6. Lesson Four - Be prepared for foals 2017-07-23 02:21:55 UTC
    1970
  7. Lesson Five - Safety first. Always have a spare hardhat. 2017-08-28 17:58:44 UTC
    1855
  8. Lesson Six - Bring your own broom 2017-09-07 03:55:09 UTC
    2808
  9. Lesson Seven - Don't forget to carry mints. 2017-09-18 05:41:16 UTC
    2235
  10. Lesson Eight - Never sweep dirt under the rugs. 2017-10-04 18:52:27 UTC
    3135
  11. Chapter Nine - Some messes can't be cleaned... 2018-01-09 21:42:45 UTC
    2611
  12. Epilogue 2018-01-11 18:51:37 UTC
    1283