I used to steal for fun, grabbing some cash, souvenirs, or food from every building I snuck into. I believed myself to be untouchable, and I was for a few months, until I got thrown in jail, tricked into a bottomless pit by a god, and turned into a diamond dog.

My name is King. I steal, I give, and I bark.

You rich folk better hide your gems and hide your wealth, cause me and my cat friend are climbin' in your windows, snatchin' your money up, and we don't give a damn whether or not you needed it for your new bubble bath.