Chapters GRAND THEFT AUTO PONYVILLE - WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA
Chapter 1: Everything went wrong
THANK YOU TO MR. SR24DET ... he overworked the grammar!
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/272760/SR24DET
His mind was blurred. The ground felt cold but kind of soft. It felt like grass. He rested for a while until he finally managed to stand up. The first thing he did was looking for his cellphone. He took his iFruit phone and called Lester. "No Signal". Even the emergency numbers were unable to reach. That was weird. Even in the deepest forest he should have signal. San Andreas was known to have signal everywhere. Maybe he was in a funk hole. Shit.
"Hmmmm shit!" He saw Franklin standing up from the ground.
"Hey kid, are you ok?" Michael asked.
"Yeah man, what the fuck happened?" Franklin asked holding his left hand on his head.
"I don't know, the only thing I can remember was that we reached Mount Chilliad and then ... I don't know kid." Michael said.
"Me neither, Mike. Hey where's Trevor?" Franklin asked.
Suddenly, both of them heard someone moaning.
"Oh, god fuck, dammit, my goddamn fucking head," Trevor said walking like he was drunk again.
"Trevor, are you alright?" Michael asked.
"Yeah, Where the fuck are we?" He asked confused.
"I don't know, T, but one thing for sure is that I cannot reach anybody," Michael said.
"What? What do you mean Michael?" Trevor asked confused.
"Michael tried to call Lester but he didn't go on his phone," Michael replied.
"Maybe he's sitting on the shitter and fapping," Trevor said and took a few steps forward.
"Maybe, T, but think about it, what's the last thing you can remember?" Michael asked.
"Let me think about it, some motherfucker called the cops, we took our stuff and went to a van, drove to Mount Chilliad and then ... FUCK I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED! ARE WE DEAD?! FINALLY, MICHAEL, WE ARE DEAD! THAT MEANS I CAN TREAT YOU AND THIS NIGGA FOREVER!" Trevor replied.
"Hey, what the fuck is your problem, T?" Franklin asked.
"As I said Mickey, as I said, you and me together in hell. YES! And if it becomes boring, I still have my little black friend here!"Trevor said.
"T, calm down, we have other problems at the moment," Michael said.
"Hey Frank, where's the van?" Michael asked.
"I don't know, Mike. Shit you're right, where's the fucking van?" Franklin asked.
"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT REMEMBER WHERE IT IS?! OUR FUCKING MONEY! MY MONEY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" Trevor shouted.
"Hey, T, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Michael shouted and shook him.
"CALMING DOWN? THIS NIGGA LOST THE VAN WITH ALL OUR MONEY IN IT! AND YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN? WE BROKE IN SEVERAL GOVERMENT FACILITIES, FOUGHT AGAINST THE POLICE, FIB, IAA AND YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN?!" Trevor shouted.
"T, goddammit, we'll find our money, you cannot even remember what happened, do you?" Michael said and tried to bring the situation under control.
Franklin didn't really listen to the other two men. He was looking around. Something was wrong. The trees and bushes began to bloom. That was weird. No, this cannot be ... they had winter back in Los Santos.
"Hey, M, T, look," Both of them stopped their argument and paid attention to Franklin.
"What is it kid?" Michael asked.
"We have winter, so why are the trees and bushes blooming?" He asked.
"IS THAT A JOKE? WE LOST THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE THE FUCKING FLOWERS?! HEY, KID, LISTEN, YOUR MONEY IS LOST TOO, OK?!" Trevor shouted.
"Yeah man, I got it, but I think something is not right here," Franklin said.
"Yes, our money is gone, that's the reason," Trevor said.
"You're right, kid. This cannot be," Michael said.
"Ok, you scientist, how about we look for our Money?" Trevor asked.
"T, listen, Franklin is right. Something really weird is going on. Do you hear that? No engine sounds, no pollution, no signal, no nothing," Michael said.
"Because we're in the forest, Miky," Trevor said.
"Yeah but can you see a road around? Usually you can see everything from Mount Chilliad but all I can see are trees, trees and more trees, we have no signal, we cannot even call the 911," Michael said.
"THE FUCK YOU CALLED THE COPS?" Trevor asked with a confused expression.
"OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT! BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE!" Michael shouted.
"Maybe try Eyefind Maps?" Franklin said.
"I already did, location not found. This is BULLSHIT!" Michael exclaimed.
"YES, finally, Michael, finally! Bullshit, that's true, bullshit!" Trevor said.
"Trevor, please! We'll find our Money but please all of you calm down please, we have to find a way out here. We have no food or water with us," Michael said.
"Shit you're right," Franklin said.
"And our money," Trevor said.
"Yes, Trevor, and our Money but first we need some shit to drink and eat because without that, money is worthless!" Michael said.
"At least the cops are gone," Trevor said.
*SSSSSHHHHH*
"Yeah you're right at least," Michael said.
"Guys!" Franklin said.
*SSSSSHHHHH* *SSSSSHHHHH*
"Do you hear that?" Franklin asked.
"Yeah, that's the wind, come on, let's go," Trevor said.
"I don't think that's the wind," Michael said.
Suddenly they saw a pair of green lights coming closer to them. A wolf-like creature appeared with glowing green eyes and was made of wood.
"EY NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Franklin shouted.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me," Trevor said.
"Grrrrrrrrr," The wolf-like creature growled and suddenly jumped towards Michael like a puma.
"Oh, SHIT!" Michael shouted and jumped towards a bush to dodge the attack.
"HERE!" Franklin shouted and gave Trevor an MP5.
"Michael wait, we'll help you!" Trevor said and took his MP5 out to open fire.
"DIE, YOU FUCKER!" Franklin shouted firing an MP5 as well.
"DIE, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! AAAAAAAAAH!" Trevor shouted and shot the wolf's head off.
Michael stood up from the ground and tried to reach the bag where his M4 was in.
"Come on, Michael," He said to himself. The creature disappeared behind the bushes and suddenly more of them appeared.
"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!" Trevor shouted.
"YOU WANT ME?! GET ME!" Michael shouted and opened fire too.
Now all three of them were shooting like there was no tomorrow.
DIE YOU LITTLE MUTATED PIECE OF FUCKING FUCKSHIT!" Trevor shouted.
"EAT THIS YOU FUCKING MORONS!" Franklin shouted and threw a grenade into the bushes. Two of them exploded and another fell to the ground by the amount of bullets. After the third one died, the rest of them escaped.
"YEAH! RUN, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! AAAAAAAAH!" Trevor shouted.
"Jesus Christ, what was that? Are you ok, Mike?" Franklin asked.
"Yeah, thank you, kid. Damn, what the hell was that?" Michael asked.
"I don't know, homie," Franklin replied.
"TARGETS!" Trevor replied.
"Nah, really T?" Michael said.
"Look at them, they're made of wood? I mean how?" Franklin asked confused.
"Whatever the fuck it was, we better go, fast. Let's go straight ahead," Michael said.
"OK MICKEY, LETS GO!" Trevor said. All of them put on their bags and left that weird place.
4 hours later
Michael, Franklin and Trevor walked through this never-ending forest. It seemed like there was no way out. Maybe Trevor was right and they were dead and this was hell. Their feet burned and all three of them were thirsty and hungry.
"Maybe I'm right, Michael," Trevor said.
"What?" Michael asked.
"Maybe this is hell," Trevor said.
"Maybe," Michael said.
"That means you two have to life with me FOREVER!" Trevor shouted.
"Man, can you shut the fuck up T, I'm thirsty, hungry and my fucking feet burn," Franklin said.
"Oh, sorry, kid, wanna sit on my back?" Michael asked.
"Nah, thank you!" Franklin said.
"You know; we'll have a wonderful time together," Trevor said, "Just Mickey, Franklin and me. Maybe we can ask the devil for a cave, how about that?" Trevor said.
"T, please," Michael said.
"Hey, you fat slob, already tired?" Trevor asked.
"FUCK YOU, T!" Michael said
"Watch your mouth, Michael! Trevor said.
"OR WHAT? You said we're dead, so I don't believe I can die twice," Michael said.
"Good for you, asshole," Trevor said.
"Ey, T, really, stop shouting around all the time," Franklin said
"What? Scared about that forest? Oh sorry little guy. Hey why are you even afraid? The night will be your best friend. I mean you are black and you must be nearly invisible." Trevor said.
"Oh, man, come on, T," Franklin said.
"Guys! I think I can see something," Michael said.
"What? Some food? Or wait, our money?" Trevor asked.
"No, but a light, maybe one or two miles away," Michael replied.
"Finally!" Franklin said.
"A light? That means we're in heaven! YEAAAAAAAH! I finally can bang all the dead bitches I always wanted to bang," Trevor said.
Michael and Franklin just shook their heads. Finally, after that long time, they can leave this forest. Michael took his mobile phone out but it still showed him "No Signal" Shit. They still were on their own.
After an hour they finally left the forest and landed on a huge field. The place was surrounded with mountains. It looked similar to San Andreas but it was very unlikely that they were in San Andreas anymore.
"At least some sunlight!" Franklin said.
"Yea, you're right, kid. Come on, let's move on," Michael said.
A short period of time later, they could see some roofs and lights. Civilization. Finally.
"It seems like we found something," Michael said.
"Oh, a little village. How cute," Trevor said.
"What? I thought you don't like the city folk," Franklin said.
"YES, I DON'T, KID!" Trevor said.
They went further and further until they saw a sign, there was written something in weird letters.
"Ehm can one of you read this shit?" Trevor asked.
"No? But if you look to that village, it also has a strange kind of you know." Michael said.
"Yea, I know what you mean, Michael, it looks strange," Franklin said.
"For you city folks everything that doesn't look like a city is strange," Trevor said.
But the strangest thing was coming soon. As they came closer they also saw the inhabitants of this village. The inhabits there noticed them too and paid all their attention to them.
Michael, Franklin and Trevor stood there. Speechless. Trevor, especially, let his bag drop.
"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, AREN'T YOU?!"
GRAND THEFT AUTO PONYVILLE - WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA
Chapter 2: Welcome to Ponyville
THANK YOU TO MR. SR24DET ... he overworked the grammar!
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/272760/SR24DET
No one was saying a word. Not even Trevor for the first moment. Silent. All three of them, silent. They had first to recognize what was happening to them. No, this cannot be true. This cannot be… in front of them, dozens of colorful ponies. Some with wings, some with horns and some without wings or horns. They weren't horses because they were smaller.
“Hey, Michael… Are you seeing what I'm seeing?” Franklin asked.
“Yeah, I see them too,” Michael replied.
“I think it was a bad idea to drink some of Trevor's stuff,” Franklin said.
“What? Me? No, no, no, it was just beer, nothing else,” Trevor said.
‘NO, THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!’ Franklin thought staring at the ponies in front of them.
Ponyville stood silent for a moment. Everypony attention went to the three humans in front of them.
“Mummy, what are those animals?" A yellow filly earth pony with blue mane an eyes asked.
“They can talk…’ One pony said. Worried faces, trembling bodies and confused ponies stood in front of three humans, not knowing what to do.
“OK, OK, NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! TALKING HORSES, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!” Trevor shouted.
“Trevor, stop!" Michael said trying to calm him down.
“Hello, Michael! Can't you see that? We're standing here in front of talking horses!” Trevor whispered angrily.
“It won't help us if you scare them!” Michael said.
“Do you really think these are talking ponies?” Franklin asked.
Suddenly two white pegasus soldiers with golden eyes, spears and golden armor appeared. They went closer to the humans, ready to engage. They didn't look friendly and it also seemed like they wouldn't hold back to attack them.
“You three! Stay back!” One of the guards said and approached them. The guard who went closer to the humans was also scared of them too. They've never seen something like them before.
“What?” Trevor asked.
“I SAID STAY BACK! YOU… ANIMAL… YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL PRINCESS TWILIGHT APPEARS AND THEN SHE WILL DECIDE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!” The 'fearless' pegasus said.
“The fuck? What the fuck did you just say? DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO? DO YOU THREATEN ME WITH A WEAPON?” Trevor raged.
“T, please stop!” Michael said.
“DO YOU THREATEN ME WITH A WEAPON YOU LITTLE FUCKING FLYING FAILED EXPRIMENT FUCKING TALKING HORSE?!” Trevor shouted.
“T, HOLD IT BACK!” Michael shouted, this time he held his shoulder and tried to pull him back without success.
“I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FLYING FAMILY, YOU FLYING FUCKING BULLSHIT OF A FLYING HORSE FUCK! I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THAN ILL GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE AND EAT YOU LITTE UGLY KIDS FOR BREAKFAST YOU FLYING FUCK OF A FUCKING HORSE!”
“T, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CALM DOWN!” Michael shouted. The Situation escalated completely. Michael, holding back his friend, and Franklin, who took out his pistol and aimed from left to right uncontrollably.
“Gaaaaaaaah!” Michael shouted.
“Michael… aaaaaaaagh!” Just one second later, Franklin also fell to the
A few hours later, they found themselves on a hard cold ground. Their backs burning like fire.
“Oooooooooh… god… what the fuck?” Michael asked himself.
“Hey Michael!” Franklin said and helped Michael to get up.
“Thanks, kid,” He said.
It didn't take long for Trevor to wake up too.
“Oh fuck, shit… where the fuck are we?” Trevor asked.
“Maybe you should look around. Hmmm, seems like luxury hotel,” Michael said.
“A prison? Why?” Trevor asked innocently.
“WHY? YOU ASK ME WHY? Let me think for a second hmmm… hmmm… oh, yes, I got it, T, we're here in… wherever we are and instead of saying just hello, you threatened the fucking soldiers of them!” Michael said.
“What soldiers?” Trevor asked.
“THE FUCKING GUARDS WITH THE SPEARS, YOU DUMBASS!” Michael shouted.
“DID YOU CALL ME A DUMBASS, YOU FAT SLOB?” Trevor asked.
“OOOOOOOOOH, YEAH, SURE. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WE'RE SITTING HERE, BECAUSE YOU-”
“ME?” Trevor interrupted.
“YES, YOU FLIPPED OUT AGAIN AND INSULTED ONE OF THE SOLDIERS!” Michael exclaimed.
“INSULTED? THOSE GUYS AIMED THEIR FUCKING WEAPONS INTO MY FACE!” Trevor shouted.
“Yeah, because you can't control yourself!” Michael said.
“Said the man who needed a fucking psychiatrist for his family Problems!” Trevor said.
“Yes, instead of you, I decided to get some help but you… you are… you are…”
“What Michael? What I am? Come on, say it!” Trevor said.
“FUCK YOU TREVOR!” Michael exclaimed.
“YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, MICHAEL, FUCK YOU TOO!” Trevor shouted.
“HEY, STOP!” Franklin shouted, “What do you want to reach with that?”
“Hey, YOU! YOU shut the fuck up, you're the reason, why we're here!” Trevor said.
“ME? Why me now?” Franklin asked.
“Because you're too retarded to drive a car and you also lost our whole money, you fucking nigger!” Trevor said.
“EY, SHUT THE FUCK UP, T!” Franklin exclaimed.
“Yeah, come on, come on, kid, show me what you got!” Trevor said provocating Franklin.
Suddenly a foreign voice appeared.
“Excuse me gentleman,” A grey earth pony with black mane and silver eyes with a black tie said, “You can act like monkeys later, also I don't accept if prisoners act like… like-”
“What? Come on say it… or don't you have the balls for it?!” Trevor said.
“T, PLEASE!” Michael exclaimed.
“NO, MICHAEL!” Trevor said.
“Hmmm… you're in prison, I'm here outside free,” The pony said, it looked like he was the one in charge of the prison.
“Yeah, and you know what if I get free again I'll knock out your teeth!” Trevor said.
“Empty words,” The pony said and shook his head.
“OH, YOU THINK SO?!” Trevor shouted and hit the cell.
“Princess Twilight Sparkle will decide what will happen to you guys, don't worry about your bags, they're… safe, bye bye,” The pony said and walked away.
“"Bye bye"… what a moron,” Trevor said.
“T, you're not making it easier for us,” Michael said.
“While you two guys sitting there and fondling on your little balls, I took the chance to bring us here,” Trevor said.
“Seems like it worked perfectly!” Franklin said.
“Oh, please, kid, just shut the fuck up ok!” Trevor said.
“Oh never mind, but… what do you guys think about what they'll do with us? And who is this Twilight Sparkle?” Franklin asked.
“I have no idea, kid, but we'll find it out too. Maybe we can get some answers. Where we are, what happened to us and what's going on here,” Michael said.
“Good idea, maybe you and I should take the talking part this time instead of him,” Franklin said.
“Oh, yeah, sure… please,” Trevor said.
After that conversation, it went more quiet between the three of them. They walked around the cell, thinking about where they landed and what happened to them. After a while, the metallic door to the floor opened and in front of their cell appeared six ponies.
“Oh, great, more assholes,” Trevor said.
Twilight began, and introduced her friends, “Ehm… hello, I am Twilight Sparkle, the princess of Friendship and this is Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, who was jumping on the same place all the time, Rarity, Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. I want to welcome you here in Equestria. So can you explain us who and especially what you are?” She asked with a smile.
“What the fuck?” Trevor said.
"Oh my… he's swearing all the time,” Fluttershy said.
“You call that swearing?” Trevor asked.
“T, please. So yes, let me introduce myself and my friends here. I am Michael De San-”
“Townley!” Trevor interrupted
“T, PLEASE!” Michael said, “OK, I am Michael 'Townley', this is my friend Franklin Clinton and Trevor Philips, we are humans.”
“Humans? Weird. I always thought, they are just an old ponytale, so does this world called Earth exist too?” Twilight asked.
“Yes, we're from planet Earth… Wait does that mean we're not on Earth anymore?” Michael asked worried.
“No, you are on Equus, the home of ponies. You are in Ponyville, which is located in Equestria,” Twilight said.
“Wait, so that means… we're not even on Earth anymore?” Franklin asked.
“Kid, didn't you listen to her?” Trevor asked.
“Said the one right there,” Franklin said.
“So, Twilight, can you please let us go? We just want to go back home to Los Santos, it's a city located in the United States of America, please, we don't want to make any troubles. I know, our first welcome… wasn't the greatest one but we don't want to make any troubles, really, we just want to go home. We'll not tell anybody about you, I promise,” Michael said.
“Yes, your first welcome here, was… special. You threatened ponies, attacked the guards and-”
“We were just scared,” Franklin said.
“We were just fair,” Trevor said.
“Trevor, please SHUT THE FUCK UP! Thank you!” Michael said.
“Oh sorry Mickey, now you're gonna try to save the situation with your overwhelming persuasion… or your lazy ass again,” Trevor said.
“Oh, whatever…” Michael said.
“Hmmm, seems like ya'll have a friendship problem there,” Applejack said.
Suddenly Trevor froze. Did that pony have a western accent?
“YOU!” He said loud and pointed his index finger at her. “YOU! I ALREADY FUCKING LOVE YOU… COME TO DADDY TREVOR! AAAAAAAAAH!” He shout at the ceiling with his arms wide open.
“Eh, he he,” Applejack said with a confused expression.
“Wuhuhuhu, she did it again, yeeeeeeeah,” Michael and Franklin were just shaking their heads.
“AND YES!” Trevor and pulled Michael and Franklin to himself, “We have a serious friendship problem here… right, Mickey, right, kid?"
“If you say so… I guess…” Franklin said.
“Perfect. I am the Princess of Friendship, friendship problems are my specialty,” Twilight said.
"YES, PERFECT! First, help, this old ugly fat man called Michael with his depression he has, right, Mickey? But be careful, the last psychologist he visited was blown up by Michael. It was great as Dr. Friedlander tried to escape and you took your rocket launcher and boooooooom, ha ha ha!” Trevor said.
“Oh, man, T-”
“Of course… but listen, we will let you guys go BUT, you have to promise me, not to threaten any pony here, also you are not allowed to talk to them, they will be scared. I live in the Friendship Castle, it is a bit outside of Ponyville, once you are done with your stuff I want to see the three of you. I called the royal guards and my friends to keep an eye on you,” Twilight said.
“What do you mean with… stuff?” Michael asked.
“Well, first you guys need a place to live. I would like to give you a place on my castle but… maybe later. There is a new house on the hills, also a bit outside of Ponyville, you three can live there. The house is free… I guess you don't have any bits. We only accept bits here. Then, you should visit Rarity's place to get some new and fresh clothes, to earn some money, you should visit Applejack's place. In Fluttershy's place you can get some animals if you want to, if you are hungry you can go to Pinky Pie's place. There are also a lot of other places where you can eat and drink. If you are looking for some sporty activities, you can meet Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said.
"Oh yeah, this will be fun,” Rainbow said and jumped into the air and made a loop.
“Living with these two under one roof… shit… I thought it couldn't be worse,” Trevor said.
“I thought the same,” Michael said
“I will let you go now… but remember, do not do anything stupid. The Princess wants to see us, when you are done with your stuff, meet me on the castle,” Twilight said. She opened the cell, Michael, Franklin and Trevor shook hooves and left the cell.
“Ok, see you around, Twilight and thank you for everything,” Michael said
“See you later,” She said and also the rest of the six ponies went to their places.
“So, what now?” Trevor asked.
“We're going to that house."
After fifteen minutes of walking, they reached the house on the hills. It was small but pretty nice. There was a river and a bridge to their house.
“Looks nice, just like the weather,” Michael said.
“Yeah, let's check it out,” Franklin said.
They opened the door and… well… everything was a bit smaller than back home, especially Michael's place but it was nice and comfortable.
“I hope we don't have to sleep on the same bed or even in the same room,” Trevor said.
“No Trevor, don't worry,” Michael said.
"So let's pimp out this place a bit!” Franklin said.
“Good idea,” Michael said. And they began to set up their house.
- Remember not to go to close to ponies. Do not talk to them. Some will be friendly and answer, others will run away, other might attack you. If they get scared, they will call the royal army. - The royal army is like the police back in Los Santos. If you do any kind of crimes, they will follow you and attack you. - The more crimes you do the more royal guard will attack you. They will also send more powerful units. - At the moment, you are not allowed to visit Canterlot or Cloudsdale. - The house on the hills is your safehouse. - You can do a lot of different activities in Ponyville. Clothing, Eating, Sports etc. - The ponies will only accept BITS. Even if you find your Money, it will be useless. - Your mobile phone does not work in this place. - If you die, you will be sent to the Hospital, you will keep your weapons but you will also lose some money. - If you get busted you will also lose some money and all your ammunition.
GRAND THEFT AUTO PONYVILLE - WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA
Chapter 3: Michaels first day in Ponyville
Author's Note
Chapter 3: Michaels first day in Ponyville
THANK YOU TO MR. SR24DET ... he overworked the grammar!
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/272760/SR24DET
The first day
It was six in the morning. Michael, Franklin and Trevor woke up at the same time. Michael and Franklin knew that sharing roof with Trevor will not be a good idea. Michael couldn't stand Trevor being such an asshole back there, they were in new world with talking ponies and the only thing he did was threaten them. They already spent time behind bars together ... in the first day at least. Michael could always count on the kid he wished to have.
"Hey, Frank, how you doing?" Michael asked him.
"Yo, bro, I'm cool and you?" He asked, having on his black sunglasses and suit from yesterday.
"Yeah, I slept well, I guess. "Michael replied.
"Cool," Franklin said.
However, he noticed that something was missing.
"Hey, have you seen Trev."He asked.
Suddenly they heard weird noises coming from the bathroom.
"Oooooooooh yeaaaaaaah oooooooooh fuuuuuuuck oooooooooh come on, get out you little...."
"T, are you ok?"� Michael asked behind the door.
"Shit, this thing is stuck, oooooooooh come on, hmmmmmmmmm."
"T, eh, what are you doing?"� Michael asked again.
"What? What does it sound to you? Come ooooooooon ... aaaaaaaaah, yeaaaaaaah."
"Come on, T, there are two other people who need the bathroom more than you do." Franklin said.
Suddenly the door was unlocked and Trevor came out.
"You're joking, right?" Franklin looked at his boxer.
"What, Franklin? What? What's wrong with my boxer?"� Trevor asked him.
"T, we already talked about hygiene, your boxer is more yellow than White,"� Michael said.
"Oh, this? Ah, yeah, there weren't any toilets back in the forest and these are too small," Trevor said.
"Where are you going?" Michael asked.
"To AJ's farm, maybe we can make some cash there," Trevor replied.
"Hey, Mike, I'm going there too, let's see what's going on," Franklin said.
"OK, I'll go to the boutique and buy some clothes from the unicorn if she let us pay later," Michael said.
“Alright, dawg, good luck,� Franklin said.
"See you around, Frank,"� Michael said.
"And Trevor, please don't blow up Ponyville,"� Michael said.
"Ya, ya, Mikey," Trevor said.
Michael went out of the house and crossed the Bridge. He had to admit that this place was really nice. Warm, sunny and silent. The perfect place for him to rest. He could enjoy this forever. This world really looked like Earth. Then he remembered. His Family. Amanda and his Kids. He already missed them. He was thinking about what she might think about him. What his children were thinking about him. He promised them never to leave them alone again. And he did it again. He was thinking about what will happen, if he'll ever return. He hoped that Twilight could find a solution for this problem. After five minutes of walking, he finally reached Ponyville. The little village was full of ponies. It was seven in the morning already. Ponies everywhere. Some flew over his head while others were just sitting around talking, other already did their daily stuff. As the ponies noticed him, all their attention went to him. Some ponies where whispering, others were just standing around watching him. First off, he needed his weapon and stuff back. He looked around, until he found a place, where a royal guard was standing. He was selling knifes and some other stuff. He also saw three bags. It was their bags with weapons. Michael went to the guard.
"Hey buddy," He said.
"Hey there!" The pony said.
"Those three bags behind you are mine, I want them back please,"� He said.
"That makes fifteen hundred bits,"� The pony said.
"Fifteen hundred bits? That's half of what I have," Michael said.
"Excuse me, but these are alien weapons,"� The pony said.
"Ya, ya, I got it. Here."� Michael gave him the bits.
"Here, and sir, don't think about trying to do anything stupid." The pony said.
"Ya, ya, Michael said.
After he had his guns back, he was looking for the boutique. The map Twilight gave him was not so helpful but he would find what he was looking for. He also began to speak to some ponies. Also it was forbidden for him.
"Hey there, He said.
"Hi," Said a female voice.
He moved forward and greeted another one.
"Hey buddy, how are you?" He said.
"Me? Oh great, I am working on a very special project. Weather manipulation. I mean yes, we already do that all the time but this will be so awesome if it is done," The pony said.
"Weather manipulation?"� He asked.
"Yeah, we Pegasus ponies can walk on clouds and we are also able to manipulate the weather. That is very helpful of us especially in summer days. If the period of hot and dry weather is too long, we can create some clouds for some rain,� The pony said.
"Interesting,"� Michael said.
"Can humans on Earth also walk on clouds too? Or whatever the name of your home planet was?"� The pony asked.
"No we cannot and we also cannot manipulate our weather. We can but not in that way,"� Michael said.
"How?" The pony asked.
"I don't want to talk about it,"� He said
"Ok, see you around," The pegasus flied away.
Ten minutes later, he finally found Rarity's boutique. It wasn't as big as he thought but more importantly he could get some new and fresh clothes for him, so he went inside.
"Hello?" He asked. He was greeted by a little filly.
"Hello Mr. Human. I am Sweetie Belle, I'm Rarity's sister. What can I do for you?" The little filly asked.
"Hey there, little one. Im looking for your sister."� He said.
"Oh sure, she'll be back soon. I'm sure you'll find something nice for you,"� She said
"I'm sure I will. So you're helping your sister?" He asked.
“Sometimes, but mostly I'm hanging out with my friends,� She said.
Suddenly a more adult voice was heard from behind, "Sweetie Belle who's that?"� Rarity asked.
"Oh it's one of the humans. I think he wants to see you,"� Sweetie Belle replied.
"I'm coming," Rarity sang. A few seconds later, she appeared.
"Hello Mrs. Rarity,"� Michael said.
"Oh hello Michael, it's a pleasure to meet you. What can I do for a special guest like you?"� She said.
"A lot. Listen, I need some clothes. A new suit, some t-shirts, new pullovers, shorts, etc. But I have no money, is it possible that I pay you when I earn some money?"� He asked.
"BUT OF COURSE, DARLING! Listen, you tell me what you need and I will make them for you," She said.
"Can you do human clothing too?" Michael asked.
"But of Course Darling, all I need are some measures, nothing else, trust me, you'll like it. To be honest, you look more like someone who is always wearing something exclusive,"� She said.
"Yes, back on Earth, I mostly wore suits,"� He said.
"Right, because they fit perfect on you,"� She said.
"So it's a deal?" He asked.
"Deal, I'll send you a letter when everything is done," She said.
"Ok, thanks, have a good one,"� Michael said and left the boutique.
Three hours later¦
Michael was looking around the town; some interesting stuff was going on in Ponyville. Most ponies were afraid of him or simply ignored him. Some of them were talking to him but this was the lowest number of ponies on the streets. He came out of Sugar Cube Corner. He drank out his coffee and threw the cup away.
"Bah, another expensive crap! Too much sugar."� Michael was shaking himself. He just walked around a bit and looked around what kind of other stuff Ponyville has to offer. This world was nearly to perfect. Everything was so bright, shining and colorful. His life was always a dark place. Crimes, corruption and killing. But all what he did was just for his Family. The Moment his wife left him with the children. No Michael, don't think about that!. Suddenly a pony dumbed into him.
"Oh sorry mister,"� The unicorn said.
"YOU NASTY FUCK!" Michael exclaimed.
The pony ran away as fast as he could. As Michael returned to Rarity's boutique he could see some ponies inside there. First it looked like those ponies were just customers but the more time passed the more he was sure something was wrong there. They were threatening her. Why would ponies treat someone so nice like rubbish? That was enough. Michael went into the Boutique, with his pistol hidden on his back.
"You know Rarity, just sign that contract and you'll get rich. I promise, my boss is the most honest pony in Equestria. You can trust him, also, you now you owe him something."
"I owe him nothing, LEAVE MY BOUTIQUE NOW!"� She exclaimed.
"Why so mad Rarity? Remember, you wanted that chance in Manehattan, you got it. Your dreams became true."
"LEAVE MY BOUTIQUE!"� Rarity exclaimed again.
"I don't think so honey." The black earth pony said and got closer to her.
"GO AWAY!" Rarity shouted.
"Excuse me?"� Michael said, "Is there a problem?"
The other two ponies in the boutique were surprised about his appearing. They've never seen the human before.
"NO! Why do you even care? I think you have your own problems," The pony said.
"You know, from the place I come from, we treat woman much better,"� Michael said.
"But you're not on that place anymore you ... whatever you are," The pony said.
"What? You already lost the ideas. Ow, you must be a really sad guy," Michael said.
"That's enough. Guys!"� He said and the and the other two ponies took their knifes out.
Michael took his pistol out and shot the black one right in his head.
*PUM*
Then the other two ponies. *PUM* *PUM*
"YEAH, I'AM AN UGLY OLD FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A GUN!"
Rarity was totally confused. She was hiding behind her counter.
"Stay there, I'll take care of this!"� Michael said. Suddenly two other bodyguards came in.
*PUM* *PUM* "Yeah, let's do this!" Michael shouted.
"Michael, there are more incoming!"� Shouted Rarity behind her cover.
"What the heck is going on there? What is this? Kill this bitch and her bodyguard!" One of the ponies outside shouted. Suddenly six of them went into the boutique. Michael took out his MP5 and opened the fire behind the Corner.
"HUH? YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME?! YOU WANT ME?! KILL ME!" *DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDR*
"AAAAAAAAAH!"� Everypony outside was screaming around and ran away. The criminals had no idea what was expecting them.
Also two royal guards came in. "OH YEAH, SEE WHAT WE GET HERE! EQUESTRIAS ROYAL GUARDS! GREAT! JUST FUCKING GREAT!" Michael shouted and ran out of the boutique. He used the back door.
He ran away and tried to escape from the royal army. Suddenly he saw a shadow above him. It was one of the criminals who was left over.
"You freaking monkey stop!"� The pegasus shouted.
"FUCK OFF!" Michael shouted and shot down the Pegasus. To be honest, these ponies weren't easy to kill. They sucked 3 times more bullets than humans.
He was hiding behind a tree for a short period of time. After a while, the royal army gave up the search for him.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Michael thought. He took his bag and went back to his place.
That was definitely not what he expected from his first day in Ponyville.
After that he returned back home.
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Chapter 4: Franklins first day in Ponyville
The next day…
Franklin left the house to see what Ponyville had to offer. He needed some space, some fresh air, some time for himself. He was thinking back to his old live. Ok, saying old live sounded a bit dumb but it being here in this world was completely different from home. No cars, no city noises, no nothing. Just the sun, the nature and the ponies. Sometimes he thought about Tanisha Jackson. He prayed every night to get her back. But it was useless. The pain of losing her hurt Franklin's heart. He always hoped to get her back, he would do everything for her. But no matter what he did, it wasn't enough. Thank God Lamar gave him Chop. At least he wasn't alone. His aunt? He gave a fuck about his aunt. She was a cold stupid feminist who only cared about herself. In his whole life, he wished to know his parents. The case of living with Trevor under one Roof was horrible. At least he had Michael. He was also worried about them. Although they worked together, Trevor still tried to kill Michael. Ok, maybe not killing but he was a big danger. He is also a big danger for himself. He can understand Trevor a bit but he went too far once; Trevor decided to let Michael die in the hands of Chinese men.
Franklin just walked around a bit, looking what the ponies had to offer on their shops. He already lost five hundred bits to get back his weapons and stuff. They were on a new world. At least he tried to make a good first Impression. The ponies didn't trust him. No wonder after that warm welcome Trevor gave them. Franklin was always wondering about if he's doing this for them. Why? He was always that rough and weird but if someone attacked Michael or him he freaked out completely. Franklin thought about that deep in Trevor's heart, they were important for him.
Franklin tried to keep distance from the ponies to not scare them. He didn't need any problems. One pony was sitting on a bench. He tried his best to impress.
“Yo, what's up, dude?” Franklin said.
“Hello,” Was all what the pony said. He knew it was forbidden for him to talk to ponies, but how would he create a deeper relationship with them if he didn't talk to them?
After walking around the town, he met Fluttershy. She was buying some fish for dinner.
“Yo, Fluttershy, what's hangin'?” He asked her friendly. He knew she was extremely shy.
“Oh, ehm, hi, Franklin, I was just buying some food for me and my animals,” She said.
“You have pets?” Franklin said.
“Oh, I have a lot of pets, dogs, cats, birds and even a bear,” She replied.
“THE FUCK?” Franklin said and then laughed.
“Yes, he's pretty nice, it took some time but he's so cute now,” She said.
“Ok?…” He said.
“Do you have a pet?” She asked.
“Yeah, I have a dog called Chop,” He replied.
“Oh, was he a nice dog?” She asked.
“Most of the time. But he's always shitting in my garden. If he was here, you should teach him to shit on the neighbor's garden,” He said jokingly.
“Oh, I don't know if I could do that…” She said.
“I'm just joking, Flutters, I gotta go now, see you around,” He said.
“Of course, bye Franklin,” She said.
After leaving the market he went to the park. He saw some ponies smooching and others were just hanging around. Franklin leaned over a wooden railing. From afar, he could see a familiar rainbow-maned pony. It was Rainbow Dash. He decided to talk to her.
“Ey what's up homie?” Franklin said, trying to act as cool as possible.
“32, 33, 34, 35…”
“Hello?” Franklin said waving.
“36, 37, 38, 39…”
“Ey, Dash!” He exclaimed.
“Can't you see that I am doing wingups?” She asked angrily.
“Wing what?” He asked.
“Wing-ups, or for you without wings, hoofups,” She replied.
“You mean pushups?” He asked.
“Call it however you want. What do you want anyways?” She asked.
“Just hangin' around. I saw you from the bridge and I thought I could talk to you since I'm not allowed to talk to other ponies,” He replied.
“Oh, I forgot. Hey, listen, wanna do a little race?” She asked.
“A race? Why? I don't even have the right clothes on,” Franklin said.
“Oh, come on, dude, just a little one,” She said.
“OK! OK!” He said.
“AAAAAAAAND,GO!” She shouted and ran away.
“HEY! HEY! DASH, THAT'S NOT FAIR!” Franklin shouted and started running.
“REMEMBER! I AM THE COOLEST PONY IN EQUESTRIA! THE FASTEST FLYER EVER!” She shouted from a mile away.
“Damn, she's fast,” Franklin said exhausted.
But suddenly Rainbow Dash fell, “Ouch!”
Franklin ran to help her.
“Why did you stop?” She asked.
“Man, you fell. I cannot let you lay down here,” Franklin gave her a hand and helped her to get up.
"Thank, Frank, please don't tell anypony here I fell, promise?” She asked.
“Why should I tell anyone here that you felt?” He asked.
“Because most ponies here see me as an idol, I have a huge fanbase,” She said.
“Ok, it was nice to spend some time with you,” He said.
“Same here,” She said, “If you want to do some sport, this is the right place. Maybe soon you and your two friends are can visit Cloudsdale too.”
“Cloudsdale? You mean a city on the clouds?” Franklin asked confused.
“Yep, I don't know if humans can walk on clouds, if not you better go to Twilight, she has a spell which can make non pegasus ponies walk on clouds,” She said.
Franklin couldn't believe what he heard. A city on the clouds? This place was even weirder than Los Santos' streets.
It was already late. Franklin wanted to go back to his house. Was he looking for this? For the house, yes. For Trevor? No, definitely not. He hoped that they could return to LS as soon as possible. Sharing roof with Trevor was a horrible idea.
Franklin was walking on a place where it was already dark. The sun was hiding behind the mountains. As he was on his way back home he could hear some ponies arguing. He first ignored it since it was none of his business. But as he saw that some ponies touched a mare, that definitely got his attention.
“Listen, you Little bitch, you know it YOU! ARE! MINE!” A dark blue well-built stallion shouted to a grey pegasus. She was wearing a black hoodie. It was rare to see ponies hearing clothes.
“Let me go you, you-!”
“Babe, think about it, just you and I, I've got money, I can protect you. I'm perfect for you,” He said.
“I'm not your bitch! Let me go, I am not interested!” She said.
“Of course you are, you just need some time, sugar,” He said.
“EY, BUDDY!” Franklin said. The stallion and his two friends froze immediately. He turned his head. He was first surprised about Franklin's appearing but that didn't mean he wasn't ready to face him.
“Hey… human or whatever, what do you want? You know you're not allowed to talk to us, so you better move your little ass away, ok? Or shall we call the royal guards? Ha ha,” He said.
“Oh, sure, but you know they'll also see what you're doing here,” Franklin said.
“I'm just having an argument with my marefriend!” He said and grinned.
“Your marefriend? It doesn't seem so,” Franklin said.
“What do you want? Go away. Wait… aaaaaaaaah, we are very similar,” He said.
“We? Similar? I don't think so, buddy,” Franklin said.
“It might not look like this but back where you come from, you were also from the streets. Why don't we work together? Hanging around with my friends is awesome. Really, they're cool,” He said.
“Yeah, maybe. And you're right, I came from the streets. But this is over. I learned from my mistakes and you should do that too,” Franklin said.
“Mistakes? You mean you became weak, just look how you walk around,” He said.
“Nah, you're the looser here, so let this mare go! NOW!” Franklin exclaimed.
“The buck do you want?” This time the stallion became aggressive and took out a knife. His friends did the same.
“It was a mistake for you to come here,” He said.
“Oh really, come on and fight me!” Franklin said.
“LET'S DO PONYVILLE A FAVOR AND KILL THESE HUMANS!” He said and attacked Franklin.
Franklin opened fire.
*PUM*
He missed the first shot.
*PUM* *PUM* *PUM*
He hit the three shots. Three bullets, three headshots. Thanks to Michael who taught him how to use a gun. He knew how to use them but Michael taught him a few tricks.
‘OH, SHIT!’ That was all Franklin was thinking. After he realized what he did, he saw that mare completely frozen.
“Hey, hey, hey, everything 's fine,” Franklin said.
“You… you killed them?” She said frozen.
“I… eh… I guess so. Sorry, I didn't want to scare you,” He said.
“I… uh… I just want to go home, please,” She said.
“Ok, go, I won't stop you,” He said.
“What's your name?” He asked.
“Rainstorm, what's yours?” She asked.
“Franklin Clinton. Listen I-”
“No! You saved me, I guess they would've raped me. Thank you. Could you please walk me home?” She asked.
“Ehm… yeah, sure, why not?” He said.
“I live on Ponyville outskirts. Maybe ten minutes from here,” She said.
"Hey, listen, please don't tell anyone what happened,” He said.
“Don't worry, I won't. They bullied me back in school. Everypony treated me like a bitch,” She said.
“Why?” He asked.
“Because everypony fell in love with me. Everypony wanted me because I looked good,”
“To be honest, for a mare and I'm saying this as a human, you look pretty good,” He said.
“Ehm, thank you, Franklin,” She said with a weak smile.
“Can I ask you something?” He asked.
“Sure,” She said.
“How is possible that everyone speaks my language and everyone here understands me?” He asked.
“We don't speak your language. We know them, we have your numeric code and stuff but it's just a translation spell from Twilight. You hear me in my original voice but speaking in your language and you're speaking in our language without even noticing,” She said.
“MAGIC? YOU'RE KIDDING!” He exclaimed.
“No, don't you humans use magic?” She asked.
"Nao, no one back on Earth did. We use our technology,” He said.
“I heard about it,” She said.
“How is possible you all heard so much from humans, if you've never met one?” He asked.
“They're just pony tales. But we know Earth, if you look to the stars, you can even see your star system. You are not so far away as you might think. The other question is, how did you get here?”
“I don't really know. All we remember is that we escaped from the police and, well… we ended here. Twilight said something about a portal. I don't know if it's true,” He said.
“It is, you came through a portal Oh, also, our days are different here. A day has twenty hours and one minute lasts a hundred seconds,” She said.
“Ok, good to know, how many population you have?” He asked.
“I guess around three to four billion,” She said.
“We're around seven billion. You're really interested, aren't you?” He asked teasingly.
“Of course, I mean I'm walking with a creature from another world,” She said and smiled.
“Oh babe, I could say the same to you,” Franklin. Rainstorm was surprised.
“What did you say?” She asked confused.
“Oh… ehm, nothing,” He replied.
“No, no, no, say it again please,” She said.
“Babe?” He said.
“Yeah, thank you, Franklin,” She said and a pink Color appeared on her face.
“Ah… eh no problem,” Franklin said.
“You're good…”
“Person?” He asked.
“Yes,” She replied.
They finally reached her house. It was a small one.
“So, I guess you live here?” He asked.
“Yeah, thank you for walking me home, Franklin,” She said.
“Yeah, Rainstorm, see you around… babe…” He said smiling and walked away.
“WAIT!” She exclaimed.
“Yeah?” He asked.
“I… uh… would you mind, if, if, if we meet again?” She said as the pink color returned on her face.
“Yeah, why not?” He said.
“Great! Best time to meet me is around late afternoon, we could do something together, if you want to,” She said excited.
“Yeah, of course” Franklin said and walked away. After that, he went back to the house.
Rainstorm:
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Chapter 5: Trevors first day in Ponyville
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