
Tales of a Pessimist Pony
A depressed, pessimistic human-turned-pony in Equestria. Triumph! Friendship! Conquest! Whatever...
Confused and alone, Zenith suddenly awakens in this land full of color, ponies, and friendship. Soon enough, he realizes he has become one of these brightly colored equines. For most fans, this would be a dream come true, but his cynicism assures him that this will be a nightmare. How will he fare in his time in Equestria? Will he make any friends or stay solitary?
(Real talk, don't take this story too seriously as a self-insert. It's usually updated whenever I'm stuck on another project.)



28469 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
9 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Exposition 2017-10-11 01:47:49 UTC2242
- Chapter 2: Courage Comes In Many Forms 2017-10-11 16:54:59 UTC2348
- Chapter 3: Major Angel Anger Danger 2017-10-14 15:06:25 UTC1381
- Chapter 4: Friendship is Tragic, Part 1 2017-10-15 23:14:02 UTC2415
- Chapter 5: Friendship is Tragic, Part 2 2017-10-17 04:25:32 UTC
- Chapter 6: Tickets, Master of Disaster 2017-10-20 00:14:40 UTC4153
- Chapter 7: Applebuck Treason 2018-02-15 04:11:24 UTC7430
- Chapter 8: Griffon the Ever-Inflated Ego 2018-06-10 06:26:07 UTC4042
- Chapter 9: Boast Buster Gets Hustled 2018-08-20 07:31:59 UTC4458