Chapters Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Dear journal,
Well, today, I talked to Beakly about the music for the summer sun festival as the mistress left with the rest of the band, so I followed her to join Beakly with the rest of the band, when I got there I saw her with a purple unicorn and a baby dragon, and since I'm extremely out of shape, we walked about half a mile before I passed out.
When I woke up, Fluttershy was over my head.
“Animal Heart, what are you doing here, are you ok?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Yeah, just a little out of shape, that's all." I replied.
"Whew, thank goodness, I thought you were hurt or something." Said Fluttershy.
Later that day, we left for the sunrise.
When we got there, there was no princess, there was just an alicorn in black armor that was spouting some mumbo jumbo about everlasting night, me and Fluttershy both ran like squirrels seeing a rapid dog.
When we got back to the cottage, Fluttershy said she had to be somewhere, I followed close behind her.
We went to the golden oak library and I saw that unicorn again, along with that pink mare who has to be on some kind of drug, that mare who runs the local apple farm, the white one who runs carousel boutique, and rainbow dash, who is there so often her name is engrained into my head, oh, and I asked, the pink one's name is Pinkie Pie, the purple one is Twilight, the apple one's name is Applejack, and the fashion one's name is Rarity, i overheard them say "elements" and "Everfree" alot. Surely they couldn't be going to get the elements of harmony in the Everfree forest, right? WRONG! So while they left, i followed after.
I grabbed Cloud and left, I was walking past, and saw Twilight fall off a cliff, then Fluttershy saved her, oh and I guess Rainbow helped...
Then I tried to fend off a mother manticore, while the mom chased us, the baby was licking it's paw.
After that I saw a terrifying face, I thought that tree was possessed, but then cloud ate a piece of bark from it, then I realized it was a normal tree.
Then I tried slaying a flamboyant sea serpent but just ended up biting off his mustache, which was weirdly purple for some reason, then we were on a rickety rope bridge.
Then I heard a loud snap, oops.
So after bandaging my head, we went on our way.
After I got to the castle, everyone was already there, turns out there are seven elements not six and the seventh is mine, the element of good intentions, so i got to help defeat nightmare moon.
It turns out that Nightmare Moon is actually Luna, Celestia's sister, princess of the night. They had a ceremony for her return.
An ever faithful assistant to Fluttershy,
Author's Note
This is my first story and I hope you like it, I'm sorry if it sucks, enjoy.
Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Dear Princess Celestia,
You have a cruel way of playing with ponies emotions, first sending only two tickets to Fluttershy's friends, and now this.
I mean, how could you let Fluttershy, who doesn't even like parties, Pinkie pie who will just be selling stuff out back, she says she's there to party, but i saw a small plastic bag of pot that she slipped in her dress, Applejack, who is stupid enough to sell food next to a FREE buffet, Rarity, who was trying to marry your nephew, Rainbow Dash, who is trying to crash a wonderbolt's show and is just asking to be arrested, and Twilight, student of you and is the only one who actually should be there!
I'm just waiting for the gala so this can blow up in all of their faces,~~luckily cloud and angel are going to sneak me in out back, so I get a front row seat to this train wreck.~~
Anticipating karma to take course,
"I guess a two ton bladder buster hayshake was a bad idea, huh." Said Animal Heart needing to use the little colt's room, he dashed off.
While Animal Heart was trying to use toilet paper with hooves, Derpy the mailmare delivered the ticket, she dropped it and a bird flew away with the golden ticket.
When Animal Heart got back, he saw the mailmare leaving.
"Oh, my ticket must be here!" Exclaimed Animal as he ran to the mailbox, he looked and it was not.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" He screamed in anger, then just to vent, he wrote out his very second journal entry in a rage.
Animal Heart
Dear journal,
I think pinkie slipped her something because nopony nor Griffin says those words unless they are higher than a kite, i think this because she was super tense the whole time she was there.
Luckily she took her markless flank back to griffinstone after Dash pranked her so badly she flipped, I may have started laughing a bit, okay, a lot, but she deserved it, did she not?
Still rolling on the floor,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
I know this is hypocritical because later that night, twilight showed her own magic to stop the Ursa minor, and got praised, I'm pretty sure I saw mayor mare slip her the key to the city!
Hypocritical against hypocrites,
Animal Heart
Dear journal,
Luckily pinkie slipped her something and a stick got shoved up her flank.
Disappointed in Fluttershy,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
So me an rarity went ta twilight's place for da night cause of da storm, first I gave applejack a fab, and much needed makeover darling, an- what didja jus say bout me-
Well, they are now fighting on the floor, I'm gonna get some popcorn, see ya
the luckiest colt alive,
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Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Intermission: fresh rap ponified, for comedy purposes only
west fillydelphia born and raised, on the hayground is where I spent most of my days, maxing, chillaxing, relaxing by the pool, shooting some ski-ball outside of the school, when a couple of colts who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neigh-borhood, I get in one lil fight and my ma got scared, she said you livin with your auntie an your uncle in bel- air.
Author's Note
needed a pick me up while i was on a sugar rush.
Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Dear journal,
knowing Fluttershy is best,
Animal heart.
Dear journal,
Totally stoned,
Animal heart
Dear journal,
Tone deaf as ever,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
Today some diamond dogs captured rarity, when we got there, they were treating her like a queen, luckily no one tried to sacrifice her to the dog god though, but I want to know what rarity did to those poor dogs...
Utterly terrified by the fashion pony,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
Fluttershy was better than rarity, and hated it.
Forrrreeeevvverrrrr,
ok with everypony,Birdy Hoof
Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Dear journal,
Dissolving to flashback,
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When he was 18 moons old, he moved to the crystal empire, where he ascended to alicornhood by saving the three princesses' life, there was a small problem though, since Celestia never used the alicorn spell on an earth pony before, let alone a stallion, the transformation had a few kinks, like he would faze in and out of being an alicorn until he could learn to control it, so he fled into the everfree forest to train.
After many years he learned to control it, but the cost was whenever he wasn't an alicorn, he was a young colt, and as he left the forest, Fluttershy found him, and took him in, so he has been loyal to her ever since.
Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant
Dear journal,
Dissapointed in everypony,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
Animal Heart
Dear journal,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
Maxing and chillaxing like a rap idol,
Animal Heart.
Dear journal,
Still facehoofing,
Animal heart
Dear journal,
still humming,
Animal Heart
Dear journal,
Ever religious,
Author's Note
That's all for this batch of horror.
