Whoa now here I am, in the crazy long description dimension, where we mention that Doctor Goodboy (me) goes to Equestria, and solves one or several terrifying murder mysteries with the help of the main characters from the TV Show.

Disclaimer: immensely fucked up shit to come. Think of this story like a snowball rolling downhill, but instead of snow, it's picking up blood, sinew, eyelids, and bone.