Lovely Misadventures

"Okay, twenty for your bail and thirty for your fine, so that'll be fifty bits." The jail clerk said as I fished the payment out of my wallet. "You'll be released into custody of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza as per her order."

"But I'm a grown ass stallion!" I protested.

"Well that's just too bad!" Said a furious Cadence as she stormed in and grabbed my tie. "You may be out of the joint for now but I'm having words with you about that little stunt you pulled back there!"

I've never seen Cadence so angry. She isn't quick to anger at all so when something pisses her off this bad, it's serious. She's right, I fucked up and got myself an FWI and the only thing I can do is sit back and let her verbally tear me a new asshole. The whole way back home, she really let me have it but I really wasn't expecting what she had to say next.

"I should have never let you hang out with Berry Punch." Cadence huffed. "I should have known that she was going to just fuel your drinking problem."

"Cadence, I'm sorry." I sighed. "I'm an adult, I should have known better than to fly after drinking so much."

"But she promised me she wouldn't push you into this. She lied to me. I trusted her that she wouldn't egg you on and she did it anyway. In a way, it's my fault for setting you up with her. No more."

"Well, it's not her fault, I'm just as much to blame for my own mistake."

"The real mistake here was you hanging out with her in the first place. She's trouble, Caddy."

I don't usually mind shifting the blame off of myself when I fuck up but Berry Punch is awesome! I get that Cadence is worried about me but I really want to see Berry again. Something tells me that she even wants to screw me too. I mean, why else would we suck face like that? I've got to see her again, that flank has me written all over it.

I was still feeling pretty weak from the hangover, so Cadence once again convinced me to let my assistants handle business as usual at my store. We were to spend the day relaxing and catching up on rest and Celestia knows we needed it. Cadence and I spent most of our time playing a nice game of monopoly which as a sleazy business pony, I almost always win. It was when I needed to take a piss that everything would change once I excused myself to the bathroom. As I stood over my toilet, letting my stream flow like a river, I was jarred out of my concentration by the presence of somepony I had hoped I would get the chance to see again.

"Nice meat log you got there." A mare's voice said from just outside my window.

"Berry!" I beamed. "Heheheh, like what you see?"

"I heard Cadence doesn't want you having any fun, am I right?"

"It's not so much that, she just thinks I can't take care of myself."

"The hell with her. Look, I'm having this kick ass party at my place and it won't be any fun until you're there."

"You had me at the dick compliment. Let's go."

Like a grounded teenager, I slipped out my window and left Cadence waiting for me to return from my never ending bathroom break. I felt terrible about just ditching her but if she knew that I was doing it for pussy, she'd understand. I mean come on, a sloppy make out, the way she looked at my schlong. This girl wants to fuck me and I'm going for it.

Berry and I started getting all giggly and excited and when she started describing things we would do to each other, I had to stifle an oncoming boner and save it for when we got there. We couldn't wait to get to her place and when we finally did, we wasted no time stepping over other couples making out, fucking, snorting weird powders and other wacky shit. Hot damn, can we have an orgy? I'd be down with that!

Hard drugs like yeyo aren't exactly my cup of tea but if Berry wants to snort some before getting down and dirty with me, I say have at it. I kinda dig crazy chicks. I'll just help myself to the whiskey on the rocks she's hoofing over to me. Mmm, good stuff. Hey, this isn't cheap crap, this is premium liquor! Nice! Down the hatch!

"Hey, Caddy." Berry said as she locked the door to the room and and I found ourselves in. "How you feeling?"

"I uhh...huh..." I stammered, feeling more drunk than I should all of a sudden. "Kinda weird honestly."

She then grabbed my by my tie and pushed me down onto the bed, I was completely powerless to stop her. She starts kissing me and rubbing my sheath with her hoof and as I start to get hard, the sudden realization hits me. I don't want to do this. I feel sick all of a sudden and every last bit my strength seems to be draining out of me. No, I don't want this, I don't want to have sex with her! I can't push her off of me!

"Berry!" I coughed as she started stroking my now rock hard cock. "What did you put in that drink!?"

"Oh, just a little something to help your tightwad ass loosen up."

"No, I don't wann-uuhh! S-stop! I feel sick! I don't want to do this!"

"Aww, well you were totally into it just a minute ago."

"Well, I changed my-ahh! I changed my mind! Get off of me!"

"Oh, I'm getting off, alright."

I'm getting weaker with each passing second and I can't even move a muscle. I can't even keep my dick from getting hard from her sucking and stroking it. It's like my body wants it but my mind doesn't. After a bit more sucking and stroking, she pops my dick out of her mouth, straddles me and positions my cock under her pussy. She lets out a soft moan as she slowly sinks down on my stiff rod and after gathering herself, she starts grinding her hips. No! I don't want to do this! This is rape! Ahh, I can't move! I can't stop her!

"B-Berry..." I wheezed in protest as she continued to violate me. "N-n-no...s-stop...p-please."

I'm getting so weak, I can barely even speak against what she is doing to me. She didn't even give me a chance to put a condom on. What if I get a disease from her? What if she gets pregnant? The thought of fathering a foal to somepony as horrible as this girl taking advantage of me makes me even sicker still. And under these circumstances! Gah, I hate this! I hate her! Sex is supposed to be enjoyed by both parties involved, she isn't even giving me a choice!

Why didn't I listen to Cadence!? She was right! Berry Punch is horrible! She's insane! She's losing herself in the moment and I'm going to cum any second! I can't even get a word out of my mouth to tell her! This isn't how I wanted to father a foal! I've had myself tested, I'm super fertile and the chances of knocking her up are way too high! No...this is the moment where my assuming I don't die from whatever she poisoned me with, that my life goes downhill from here on out. It's all over.

I'm teetering on the edge and any second now, I'll be filling Berry up with my potent seed and destroying both our lives. I can't get her attention to warn her of the impending explosion. All I could do is lay there and take it as a commotion outside the room grew louder and began to drown out her passionate moaning. Wait, what's with all the noise and shouting out there? Is the place getting raided?

SLAM! SLAM! CRASH!

My saving grace in the form of an enraged Princess Mi Amore Cadenza smashed through the locked door, the fire in her eyes making it clear that she was here for blood. Just in the nick of time, Cadence grabbed a surprised and frightened Berry Punch by the throat and pulled her off of my limp body just before my orgasm took over. Not only was Cadence there for me but the Ponyville Police were there to bust the party as well. Oh, praise be to Cadence, I'm saved!

"Get off of him, you piece of shit!!" Cadence screamed as she slammed Berry Punch against the wall. "First you break your promise not to get him wasted and now you drug and rape him!? You're going down, you fucking degenerate!!"

"W-wait! He wanted it, I swear!" Berry Punch pleaded. "See? He was totally loving it!"

That must have struck a nerve with Cadence as out of absolutely nowhere, the furious alicorn up and started wailing on my assailant. In a berserk frenzy, Cadence sent her hoof sailing into Berry's face again, and again, and again. Even though the mare drugged and took advantage of me, it was hard to watch her getting beaten to a pulp. Even some of the cops accompanying her just stood at the doorway and gawked as Cadence pummeled Berry over and over again. Finally, she relented her beating and tossed Berry Punch's limp body to the floor in a bruised up, sobbing mess.

"Arrest her for sexual assault!" Cadence commanded the police officers as she then turned her attention to me, her expression growing much softer. "Caddy? Sweetie, it's going to be okay! We're here to get you out of here! Just hang in there!"

I still couldn't get a word out of my mouth, all I could do was gag and wheeze in response. Holy shit, what did Berry poison me with? The adrenaline from my ejaculating must have just worsened the affects as my heart feels like it's humming and my eyelids are getting heavy. I can't breath! No! I can't breath! I'm choking! I can't get any air into my lungs and my heart feels like it's about to explode! No. I can't die here. Not in front of Cadence. I can't do this to her.

"Somepony get a medic!!" Cadence screamed frantically. "Caddy!! Stay with me!!"

I'm slipping away. I can't fight it anymore. it's over. Twenty-seven lousy years and my life is already ending just as it started. Cadence...I'm sorry. I let you down. I let you, Twilight, Shining Armor, and everypony else who ever cared about me down. That light...that magnificent, beautiful light is calling my name. I need to go to it.

"Caddy!! No!!" Cadence sobbed. "Stay awake!! You've got to stay awake!! Caddy!! Caddyyyy!!"