I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of this potential new friend Cadence is having me meet at this casual restaurant near the center of town. The only clues I have is that this girl is tall, likes ponies about as much as I did, and is exotic. I really hope she's a dragon and down to fuck. Then I could die a happy stallion. Really though, who could she be?

She's about five minutes late at this point, but I'm not worried about that. Five minutes is nothing...unless you work at my store and you show up like that without a valid excuse, but I digress. I'm getting kinda fungry but I'm going to until she gets here to order my food. Again, the f wasn't a typo.

Ponies and couples have come and gone through the front door and none of them were very tall mares. Cadence told me that this girl is even taller than her or even Luna. Once again, just like it had dozens of times in the twenty minutes I've been here, the door creaked open and I would find that I would definitely know her when I saw her. Ohhh, did I see her.

I know who this girl is and I had to double take as I simply couldn't believe who it actually was! She was about as tall as Celestia, dark gray, almost black, and had a mane and tail of a sort of dark green. A creature and now in the process of being reformed villain whom of which I have always admired and wanted so badly to meet in person, and now I was just about to! She's so badass, and I've always loved her 'take no crap' attitude!

Her mere presence was clearly intimidating to the other patrons in the restaurant but they all knew that the goal of Equestria was to allow her to roam about and mingle with ponies in hopes that she would become a decent citizen. She was on watch herself, which was made clear by the bracelet with the little blinking red light on it strapped to her left rear leg, which I knew was a gps device meant to monitor her location and record her movements.

She stood at the doorway looking around for a moment and then she used her neon green aura to pop a small square piece of paper into existence which I would soon find out it was a photograph. She glanced at the small photo and after looking around, let out a soft "ah, there he is" when her eyes met mine.

Holy fucking shit, she's trotting towards me! I've always thought she was incredibly sexy and I'm seconds away from seeing her up close! Ahh, I can't help it, those big green eyes, the way her flanks sway as she trots, those paper thin, insect like wings, and that gnarled up, jagged horn of hers...it's taking every last ounce of will and discipline to keep myself from creaming all over the floor under the table! I can hear Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on me" playing in my head as she flips her mane back! She's so tough! She's beautiful! She's amazing! She's mine!

"Hmm, Cadence said you were a cute one." She said as she pulled the chair out and took a seat. "Judging by that look you're giving me, you must already know my name."

"Y-yeah, uhh...I-I'm Caddy." I stuttered, unable to keep my shit together, much to her amusement.

"Chrysalis. Former queen of the changelings. As you know, my subjects all turned against me and I was stripped of my title so just call me Chrissy."

"It's an honor to meet you, Chrissy. I...I've always admired you. I'm a huge fan."

That comment seemed to catch her off guard and she gave me a rather surprised look that quickly turned into a flattered one. After gathering herself, she produced a pack of cigarettes with her aura, placed one of them between her lips and lit the tip with her horn. I like her even more! This is a non smoking restaurant and she's giving the rules the finger...as my fat, hairless primate counterpart would put it.

"Want one?" Chrysalis offered.

"Sure." I accepted as she then levitated one over to me and lit it for me.

"Um, excuse me." A passing waitress said as she gave Chrysalis and I a dirty look.

"Problem?" Chrysalis asked as she glared at the waitress.

"Uhh...n-no not at all. I just want to...take your...order?"

She intimidated the waitress into leaving us alone for smoking. I'm starting to like her more and more as we hang out. After we tell our waitress what we're in the mood for, she leaves Chrissy and I alone to chat. I can't get over, she's hot! She's the hottest mare I've ever seen, and I'm not making this up! I know Cadence intended for us to just make friends but now that I think about it, I have a question for her.

"So Chrissy." I began. "Since when did you start talking with Cadence? I didn't think you two were particularly...cool with each other."

"Ugh, you ponies can be very..." She began with a disgusted look on her face. "...Forgiving."

She acted like that last word left a bad taste in her mouth and she spat it out like it was making her feel sick to so much as utter that word. Yup, she's a lot like me alright. If I can take her home, if not tonight then sometime soon, my life will be absolutely complete. Fluttershy? Who the fuck is that? Never heard of her.

I honestly cannot believe how naturally our conversation flow. As I talk, Chrysalis looks me right in the eye and appears to be genuinely interested in what I have to say. I can't help my get hooked on that sexy voice of hers. Even when our food arrives, it just sits there and gets cold while Chrysalis and I continue to shoot the shit and get to know each other. We finally do end up eating our food and even after we were done, we just got so absorbed in the conversation.

It was about five o'clock when I got here and it's now approaching nine and that means this restaurant is going to be closing soon. Chrissy and I were still not done talking so we leave the restaurant and head for my place. While in Ponyville, she typically stays at Twilight's place but she's coming home with me tonight. Is this really happening? I hope I can handle her.

My heart begins to race as Chrissy and I make our landing in front of my house and trot towards my door. After unlocking the door, I push it open and allow her to trot in ahead of me. I flip the light on and she starts to look around my humble abode. I hope she likes it.

"What a cozy little place you have here." Chrysalis admires as she looks around.

"Thanks." I replied. "It's just me so It's really all the space I need for just one guy, you know?"

"Of course. So, are you going to drill me or what?"

She didn't actually say that, did she? There's no way in Tartarus that I would ever be that lucky as to so much as have her as a guest in my house, let alone have the honor of sticking my dick in her. This has got to be a dream or a cruel, sick joke. To be able to mate with the queen of the changelings would render my entire life complete and Faust could take me to the afterlife at any time. I just gotta make sure this is legit.

"B-b-but, y-you wanna me t-to g-get on you an..." I stuttered worse than ever before before being cut off.

"I saw the way you were looking at me earlier." She replied with a victorious smirk as she began to slowly trot in circles around me and brush her tail under my chin. "I rather like you, Caddy. That, and you and I both are enduring the stress of some less than favorable situations, surely we could stand to destress. So, what'll it be?"

"You're...giving me a choice?"

That seemed to offend her somewhat as her bedroom eyes opened wide and her smirk was replaced by a flabbergasted slack jaw.

"What the...of course I'm giving you a choice!" She snapped at me with a glare. "What kind of girl do you think I am!?"

"I-I-I didn't mean it like that, I swear!" I try to backpedal as I wave my hooves in front of me. "I-It's just that you're a reforming villain and-"

"I may have tried to take over Equestria on more than one occasion but I'm not going to force somepony to have sex with me! That's just plain low even for me!"

Oh, fuck, I just spoiled my chance to make all my dreams and fantasies become a reality! Me and my big, filthy fucking mouth!

"Ahem! You still haven't answered my question though." She continued as she went back to trotting around me with her tail in the air. "Despite you insulting me, I prefer not to pass up on a chance to bed a willing participant."

Oh...okay, I guess not.

"I um...have a rather above average sex drive." She said she blushed and scratched the back of her head.

I wasn't about to let this opportunity slip away from me. I'm going to pound this bug silly tonight! Blood has already started rushing to my stallionhood so I take her by the hoof and begin trotting with her towards my bedroom. At this point, I've gathered my composure and confidence so I managed to avoid tripping over my own cock. I open the door and motion with my hoof for her to trot in ahead of me.

"Such a gentlecolt." Chrysalis coos as she trots in and wastes no time hopping up onto my bed. She lays down and stares at me with those magnificent eyes of hers which just makes me even hornier. "Caddy, I can be who or whatever you want me to be."

"Anything?" I ask, just remembering that she's a shapeshifter.

"That's right. Ever wonder what it would be like to fuck her?"

With a bright flash of neon green, Chrysalis warps herself into the form of a well known pony who lives in Canterlot. She's a slim white coated unicorn who happens to be a model by the name of Fleur de Lis. I mean, she's hot and all but I just plain don't like her as a pony and ponies I don't like do nothing for me and Chrissy could tell by my now retreating dick.

"Hmm...okay, perhaps you might like this girl instead?" Chrissy asked as she warped into a blue unicorn mare with a mane of white and lighter blue. Now, that's a girl I'd like to have under me. "The great and powerful Trixie! Hmhmhm, she and I even have the same voice actress."

I actually happen to like Trixie quite a bit. I'd gladly hop up there and start going to town on her but before I could so much as lick my lips, Chrysalis warped into yet another. She was now taking the form of a familiar purple unicorn who also has somewhat of a checkered past and another I happen to enjoy being around...not to mention, I wouldn't mind using her as a cock sock. Hot damn, it's Startlight Glimmer.

"Or how about this?" Chrissy asked with bedroom eyes as she warped yet again into the form of a certain local zebra.

Oh my fucking god, my cock is going to explode just looking at her! I can't help it, zebras are fucking hot! They're a bit bigger and taller than ponies and as such, they have big...assets. Zecora in particular has an ass that won't quit and a nice big set of tits under her belly to match. Trust me, nopony or zebra for that matter is shy enough to where others don't end up seeing them.

"How about this girl?" Chrissy asked as she warped into none other than Rainbow Dash. Oooohohoho Faust have mercy on me.

The real Rainbow Dash would never let me do her but this would be the next best thing. She's so toned and tight, and ready to get down and dirty. Just when I thought I had made my decision however, something on the other side of my bedroom seemed to have caught Chrissy's eye. I shifted my focus to where she was gazing and traced her eyes to the stack of magazines I kept shamelessly out in the open on my dresser. Using her aura, she levitated the one on the top over to her and started flipping through the pages.

This magazine in particular happened to be one of the many in my collection that feature sexy scalie dragonesses in all kinds of poses and doing anything and everything to themselves. Some of the even more hardcore magazines even featured several of these beauties getting fucked by male dragons and even incredibly lucky pony and zebra porn stars. She then put the magazine down and gave me those half lidded eyes and that devious sideways smirk as she enveloped herself in her aura one last time.

What I saw laying in my bed before me, presenting herself was a well known light blue dragoness recently dubbed the new dragon lord. Princess Ember herself was bent other and looking back at me with her tail high up in the air giving me the best possible view of the goodies downstairs. I might as well just pack it in and go home because my life is now complete. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got something else to pack into that sweet scaly dragon booty.

Author's Note

ShItTy YoUtUbE ReAdInG!!!