The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria

"It took you two months to finally find me?!"

Meanwhile, Twilight and Trixie transported themselves to Emoshy's home universe. They found themselves inside the throne room, same as before, but everything was decorated differently this time around. Things seemed darker, and much more gothic than before. Although Trixie and Twilight appeared to be fairly freaked out by all the gargoyle statues, and spiderwebs, Emoshy seemed overjoyed to see such familiar surroundings.

"Oh, wow," Emoshy said, some life finally coming into that drab face of her's. "I remember this place...! Can you two, maybe, possibly teleport us to Ponyville?"

Trixie snarled while breathing heavily due to such an ordeal, and said to Twilight, "Trixie's just sure you'll be able to accommodate all three of us on your own, since Trixie's now drained. Don't go thinking you're better than Trixie, though, Sparkle!"

Twilight raised a hoof to signal to Trixie that she wasn't at all appreciative of her words. Twilight stood her ground, and said to Trixie, "Would you just calm down? I swear! I'm trying to make friends with you, and at every turn, you keep on pushing me away."

Trixie rolled her eyes, and pointed out, "You mean you just want to get in bed with Trixie."

Twilight's face was now red, but not from embarrassment. Twilight's face was blistering red thanks to sheer anger. "I... do... NOT! I just have this stupid, mild crush on you, and that's it! In fact, I just realized that I don't even really have the crush on you. I have a crush on some other Trixie from another universe! You're just... rude, and arrogant, and... and..."

Emoshy, being the type of mare she was, laughed to herself as Twilight started tearing up. She decided to sit down, and simply wait for her two escorts to finish their dispute. Trixie even began sighing, knowing just what was to come. "Yes, yes, get it all out of your system," Trixie instructed.

Twilight sobbed, and hard, "Y-you don't care about me! You only care about yourself! About your stupid bits!" This made Trixie pay more attention to what Twilight was saying to her. "You just expect to get paid for this, I bet. Why are you even here? Why am I...?"

Twilight looked at Trixie, piercing her very soul. "Twilight?"

"Why am I doing this with you of all ponies? I could've invited Rarity, or somepony else to help me, but here you are. Why did you volunteer to tag along if antagonizing me was all that you were really planning on doing?"

Trixie gulped, and backed away from Twilight. "Trixie... Just..."

"You just what, exactly? You hate me? You despise me? Oh, Trixie, I know it! I get it by now!" Twilight got even closer, breaking Trixie down as she inched her way up to Trixie's quivering muzzle. "I see it in your eyes just by the way you look at me. You just want to... do something in order to extract your revenge on me, and I didn't even really mean to do anything to you! Why do you hate me so much?" She grabbed hold of Trixie by both of her shoulders, and asked again, "Trixie, why???"

Trixie bit her bottom lip, and grimaced while trying desperately not to make eye contact. "Just... l-let Trixie go, this instant!" Twilight did so, and settled down to see if Trixie would have any such reaction. Instead, Trixie simply stood there, shaken before the two, and for a good second. She breathed in deeply with her eyes closed. Once finished, she slowly stated, "The... Great and Powerful Trixie is trying to... let go of her hatred towards you, but she just... doesn't want this friendship of ours to go further than it really needs to."

Opening her eyes, she looked at Twilight who was now cleaning the tears from one of her cheeks. "Yeah? Well, you know how I feel. I don't mind us just being friends, but don't make my life miserable!"

Trixie nodded, and said, "Trixie supposes... you have a point, though." She held her chest, and said, "Had you not come to Trixie, she probably would've worked hard to collect a whole heap ton of bits, and then Trixie would've probably bought some sort of artifact, or something that would've allow her to carry out her revenge. However, ever since you came to Trixie, she hasn't felt the need to go and do that in a very long time."

Twilight blinked judgmentally a couple of times at that statement, and said, "Right, well, at least you don't want to do that anymore. Anyways, just know that if you keep this up, and if you keep pushing me away when I've done nothing-"

Trixie interrupted Twilight by saying, "Yes! Trixie's got it. It'll be friendly Trixie from here on out. Okay, Twilight?"

Trixie had finished with strain in her voice, as if she really was truly sorry for having an attitude in the first place. To that, Twilight replied, "Alright, sounds good... I'll... mind my distance, though, I think. I mean, considering you want our friendship to not go any further, and all."

Twilight's words cut Trixie deeply, and made her groan while she bit down on her bottom lip that much more. Still, she was able to keep this reaction of her's secret from Twilight. "Trixie doesn't think she'd... mind, though," Trixie began to whisper to herself while Twilight wandered away, out of Trixie's range of hearing, and heading for the door.

Emoshy followed along, and it wouldn't take Twilight but a second to cast her spell. They were now in front of Twilight's library, which just so happened to be destroyed. However, it was apparently still livable inside by the looks of it. Twilight could see a certain dragon leaving and entering the structure. No matter which direction Twilight and Trixie looked, all they saw was despair, and the desolate town of Ponyville. Emoshy went running straight for her cottage, which of course prompted Twilight and Trixie to follow along as well. After all, if Fluttershy really was in this universe somewhere, her cottage would be the first place they'd want to look.

They reluctantly entered the run down excuse of a home, but Emoshy just walked right on in, and with a smile on her face, too. "Huh, it looks like somepony's been cleaning while I was away. I wonder who might've buried Emobunny out front. He died just as I was being teleported, right in the kitchen sink."

Twilight held her head, and had this uncanny feeling that her Fluttershy was probably broken beyond repair from all of the sorrow and despair this universe had to offer. "Oh, please, tell me this can't get any worse!"

All three of them came trotting up the stairs, entered Emoshy's disturbing bedroom, and found none other than their original Fluttershy within, sitting all by herself. She sat specifically in the middle of the room, right in front of the ending of the bed with her back facing the entrance. "Fluttershy?" Twilight asked. "Fluttershy, it's me! It's Twilight, your friend."

"Just go away!" Fluttershy sobbed. "Just go away, Twilight, or Twifight, or... or... whatever your name is! I don't like this joke at all. You've dragged it out, and dragged it out, and even though I begged you to stop, everypony just keeps going day after day! Everypony... is always..."

She began crying even harder, and with no other way to put it, Twilight announced, "You're not in your own universe, though!"

Finally, Fluttershy turned around to face her friends, and upon seeing herself, she gasped. "That's... me...! That can't be me, though, could it?"

Trixie commented snidely, "If you were psycho enough, you could be a lot like her."

Twilight just scorned Trixie with her stared. She then looked back at Fluttershy to explain, "You're in an emotionally disturbed reality of Equestria where basically everypony is emo. Look, I need you to understand... You've have indeed, actually been pranked. Just not by your friends. You were pranked by somepony that we call Trollestia."

"Trollestia?" Fluttershy asked, not having a clue as to who that could be.

"Yes," Twilight replied. "She's a prankster version of Princess Celestia. We're working hard to return everything to normal, so the next step is to get you back home."

Twilight began holding Fluttershy's arm for comfort, but that's when she jerked it away, and asked, "It took you two months to finally find me?!" Fluttershy was surprisingly distraught about her situation. "I've been ridiculed, and depressed for two months, Twilight! I had to bury Angel Bunny! I just... woke up to this nightmare one morning, and I've been stuck here ever since. Wh-what took you so long to finally come and save me, Twilight?"

All the mare could say was, "I'm... sorry, but you have to understand. We actually only just recently found out about your exact location. The important thing that we need to do right now is get you home where it's safe and sound."

Fluttershy looked at her friend, and then Trixie. She nodded in agreement. "I guess you're right. Just... please, get me out of this miserable place!"

The last, disturbing instance Fluttershy would have to suffer through was walking by Emoshy just for her to reveal, "If you hadn't buried that stupid rabbit, I would've cooked him up and eaten him myself, just to let you know."

Fluttershy gasped, offended by such an obscured statement, and hurried her trot. Outside, she, Twilight and Trixie all stood together waiting to teleport themselves back home. "Think you're ready for another go, Trixie?"

"Hah! As if Trixie would allow you to show her up!"

"Uhh," Twilight began, shaking her head. "Trixie? I thought you understood how the spell works. We need two unicorns. No matter how powerful I am, I'll never be able to go to another world all by myself. I need you for this."

Trixie's reaction was typical. "Trixie knows that! She just didn't particularly like your tone of voice is all. You're not better that Trixie, Sparkle!"

All Twilight had to do was look at Trixie a certain way, and the showmare shut herself up nice and hastily. Now, with enough silence in the air for Twilight to be heard loudly enough, she said to Trixie, "If you don't stop it this, I'm going to turn you into a blubbery toad. Do I make myself clear?" Trixie nodded her head rapidly in compliance, and Twilight backed off. Her next words would make Trixie have to reconsider the way she's been treating Twilight as of late. "I don't know what I ever saw in you."

Trixie just shined her horn while holding back her anger, and Twilight did the same. They left that world restored, or at least as close to restored as one might be able to call it. The trees were mangled, and civilization seemed like a bleak subject no matter where they looked, but through it all, rays of sunlight were still able to rip through the foreboding overcast that claimed the skies, and shine light where it could.