The Great and Powerful Reward

A Brief Glimpse into the Mind of a Gigantic Raging Penis Monster

This beautiful day in Ponyville had started off like any other. The sky was blue, birds were singing, and there were tons of ponies having sex inside of their homes. Perfectly normal.

But then a rather peculiar event took place very near the edge of the Everfree Forest. A certain Great and Powerful pony, who’s name I shan’t specify, took advantage of her particularly unique form of magic. The process she underwent was, by itself, fairly nondescript, consisting mostly of a flash of light and a small dissipation of magic. The result, however, was quite the opposite with respect to remarkability.

You see, the unnamed pony, of whom I spoke earlier, had transformed herself into a gigantic raging penis monster using her own magic. Her original intent was to use this transformation as a disguise with which she would retrieve her belongings from town without any ponies suspecting her true identity, but her plan did not go as well as she had hoped.

Unfortunately for this pony, gigantic raging penis monsters tend to contain a relatively large amount of testosterone, mostly because the testicles make up about 20% of their total body mass. As a direct result of this chemical imbalance, the monsters typically have very little interest in any subject other than sex. Whether the creature contains a mind of its own or the mind of a pony foolish enough to transform their own body, the penis monster cannot focus on any specific task until it has found sexual release.

This made it quite difficult for the pony-turned-penis to focus on collecting her possessions, as her mind quickly turned to lust. The necessity of relief drove the monster out of the forest and towards Ponyville in search of prey.

Upon exiting the forest, the creature immediately perceived two mares, one of which was already quite sexually excited. Smelling the pheromones produced by the excited mare, the creature charged forward, preparing its attack. But before the monster could reach its destination, the mare, who turned out to be a pegasus, flew away. That left only one mare for the penis to attempt to capture.

Much to the creature’s dismay, the remaining mare also began to flee, pursuing the recently departed pegasus. Despite the penis’s great size, its rate of movement was still quite slow because its only mode of transportation is its short and stubby leg-like testicles. Even the wingless mare was able to outrun the monster, frustrating it further as it abandoned its pursuit and began to search for other sources of relief.

Waving its pubic hairs through the air, the monster attempted to pick up the scent of another living creature. As a gentle breeze blew through the curly strands, they picked up tiny molecules of pony scent. Following the trail on the wind, the monster traveled further inside Ponyville’s outer limits.

As it made its way closer to the relatively densely populated center of Ponyville, the buildings and structures that blocked the creature’s path grew taller and closer together. The inanimate objects proved difficult for the undexterous penis to traverse, making it very difficult to continue. The creature resolved this issue by making use of the natural hardness and strength of its body.

It smashed down several structures that stood between it and the populated streets. At this point, ponies were running every which way in panic. Taking advantage of the chaos, the creature ensnared a nearby pony with its pubic hair. Upon examining the new specimen, the penis delivered a powerful roar of frustration. It had just realized that ponies of such relatively small size could not be used as a means of sexual pleasure.

It tossed the pony aside, entering a state of absolute rage. Unable to do anything about the dangerously high levels of testosterone that coursed through its veins, the creature tried to release its frustration by laying waste to everything and everypony within reach.

*** Five Minutes Earlier***

Twilight Sparkle gave one last pitiful whimper. And that was it. She was done crying and feeling sorry for herself. She may have surrendered her heart to the mare of her dreams, only to have it thrown on the ground, torn to pieces, but that didn’t stop her from picking it up and piecing it back together. She would learn from her experience, she’d remember to be more careful in the future and to make sure that the ponies she loved truly loved her back before she would give her body to them.

She slowly stood up and completed her journey down the flight of stairs, a journey she’d began over fifteen minutes ago, then had stopped to mourn the loss of the pony she thought she’d loved.

When she reached the bottom step, she made a mental note of a letter to send to the princess.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned a valuable lesson about love and sex. Even though sex feels amazing, whether it’s with a stallion, another mare, or a strange mixture of the two, you should always be careful to make sure that you don’t let yourself become too emotionally attached to anypony you have sex with. If you are foolish enough to let yourself fall for somepony, then they will tear out your heart, chew it up, then spit it back in your face.

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

She’d have to get Spike to write that down later.

That left her with an important decision. What was she going to do for the rest of the day? Rainbow Dash had wanted her help looking for a flower or something, but Twilight had refused, explaining to her pegasus friend that she would be too busy studying. At the time, that was truly what she’d planned on doing. But now, for the first time in quite a while, her studies didn’t seem all that important. She wanted to go out and do something, not just stay inside and read books.

Maybe Rainbow Dash could still use her help. If she headed to the Everfr--

“EVERYPONY PANIC! THERE’S A GIANT PENIS MONSTER HEADED THIS WAY!”

Speak of the devil. That was Rainbow Dash’s voice, and it sounded like she was screaming from all the way across town. It looked like Twilight had something to do after all, and it apparently involved a giant penis monster.

A/N: Yeah, this chapter doesn’t really add a whole lot to the story. I know all my readers have come to expect writing of the absolute highest quality (Ha! jk.) so I’m sorry to disappoint. I just thought it was important to explain the penis monster’s motives. Who’d have thought that all a gigantic penis wanted was sex, right? Crazy.