When Trixie flees Ponyville, she runs into the Everfree Forest where she is turned to stone by a cockatrice. Twilight finds her and cures her. Trixie is grateful so they have sex. More stuff happens after that, resulting in a 10 foot tall penis monster rampaging through Ponyville. Then Colgate has sex with Big Mac because he did a good job cleaning his teeth. Then she has sex with him again because she can travel through time. Then even more stuff happens, and more sex ensues. Some parts of this were written for the Equestria After Dark speedclop challenge. Contains clop! Or, it contains my attempt at clop. I'm not sure if you could actually clop to it or not.