Don't you just hate it whenever you wake up and nothing goes your way? Well that's my new life now, all the time after this god sent me to Equestria I've been having bad luck all the time, I can't get the taste of apples out of my mouth, and there's a sentient hair-scrunchy that follows me around! Anyways, I go on adventures and stuff and I have to fight the nine robot master after getting the chaos force emerald and then I save the day to find out that the princess is in another castl- wait that's not it, oh yeah! I get en-debted to a stone snake and I go on adventures with him. (Also the title is a pun, tehe.)