What happens when the captain of an American military squad becomes a living paradox? He is removed from his universe, that's what.

After waking up in a land entirely different, how will Renko react to the natives, how will they react to him?

Will Twilight have a Sciencegasm? Will Lyra have a seizure?

Find out all this and more! (Sorry for the shit description, I suck at descriptions. And a fair warning: Fic will contain dumb humor.)