Before, all Richard wanted to do was relax, play some video games and chill with his pet lizard. Then the world just had to coincidentally blow itself up on his day off. Now? Now, Richard is trying to figure out where the hell he is, why he's suddenly a giant mutant lizard from a video game, and how will he go about living his new life as a demonic-looking, meat-tearing, absolute unit of a beast. Oh, and talking ponies because why not.

Rated M for Mature (Just to be safe)

Contains: Deathclaw (of course), bloody mess (most likely), profanity (yup), author obviously winging it (you bet), moments that are: "haha" / "dawww" / "absolute bull" (we'll see)

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6/16/20: Holy hell this was featured?! Thanks folks, I’m so glad you mates enjoyed it that much!