Chapters Five Nights of Friendship
Author's Note
Eyyyy, hello again my beautiful children! I'm sorry it's been a while since you've heard from me, I COMPLETELY forgot about this website. Powser . Also, another thing, when you get to the animatronics, it's the canon models by Scott, not ponies like the Mane 6. Just wanted to clarify that they are actual animatronics, so you can imagine them in any way that makes sense.
Magic Flop
It was a bright new day, and the Princess of Friendship was in her castle, along with a bouncing pink mare and pale blue pegasus with a rainbow mane. She was reading a book, her alicorn horn glowing a bright fuschia color, turning the pages as Twilight scanned over it for anything she could use for her new teleportation spell. The pink mare and blue pegasus weren't helping with anything.
"Hey Twilight! After you're done with that spell, could you help me make some cupcakes for Tank's birthday? He's really excited!" Pinkie Pie squealed as Rainbow Dash was hovering next to her pet turtle, Tank. Twilight glanced over and saw that Tank was taking a nap, and Dash had a look of glee on her face.
"Sure, maybe Pinkie, if you would LET ME CONCENTRATE," Twilight whipped around and glared at Pinkie a little bit. This had been the 5th time in 12 minutes that Pinkie had bothered Twilight. "This is a very delicate spell, and I can't risk messing it up, or else it could have disastrous consequences!"
The pink pony shrunk back a little bit. "Oh. Okay." She looked back to where Dash was, only... She wasn't there. Pinkie whirled her head around the room, looking for her. Twilight set the book down, and charged up her horn. Just at that moment, Dash jumped out of the bookshelves at Pinkie whilst making a screeching sound. Pinkie screamed and jumped backwards, right into Twilight. This caused Twilight to lose focus and mess up the spell. The magic shot bounced over the walls, knocking books off shelves, and almost hitting Tank in the face.
"PINKIE!! RAINBOW!! WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THAT?! NOW I MESSED UP THE SPELL!" Twilight was still in the midst of scolding Pinkie and Dash when the magic shot finally landed on the floor and exploded, with 6 vines of light coming out of one ball of dark blue energy. 3 of the vines of light grabbed the trio, and the other 3 reached past them and out the doors of Twilight's castle. The vines came back as quickly as they shot out, carrying a screaming Fluttershy, stunned Rarity, and struggling Applejack. The vines shrunk back into the ball of blue energy, and they all screamed simultaneously as they felt a coldness surround them, then nothing but the blue glow of wrong magic.
Five Nights of Friendship
The bear was 7 feet tall, slightly taller than the others. He appeared older than the rest, and looked like he had been around the block a few times. His steps were slow and when he put his feet down, he lurched forward, as if it had hurt to walk. His brown fur was dark red in some places, and he smelled like blood, regret, and lost love. His jaw was constantly creaking open and snapping shut, as if he couldn't control it. He looked as angry as the sun’s fire. His arm was out, stretching towards me. He was in the front of the group, the leader.
The rabbit next to the bear wasn’t as tall as him, but his long ears appeared to make him just as tall. His indigo fur matted and dark, as if it had been stained and were never washed. He smelled like music, a mixed smell of rot, flowers, cake, and sorrow. His eyes were red and glowing slightly. His steps were short and bouncy, as if his legs were loaded with springs. His mouth bouncing up and down, as if he were chewing with his mouth open. He looked excited, yet expressionless at the same time. His hands were holding a reddish, v-shaped guitar that matched the shade of his bowtie.
There was a chicken the left of the bear. She somehow looked like a chicken and a duck at the same time. She was slightly shorter than the rabbit and the bear, and when she walked, she swayed side to side, as if trying to confuse her prey. Her feathers were yellow, as if they had stolen the gold of the sun and put it on her body, and her rounded figure made her easy to underestimate. She smelled like pizza and good times. Her beak was constantly open, and making groaning noises, as if she were depressed or hurt. She looked sad, confused, and mad all at once. Her hands were out slightly, as if she wanted to touch me, but knew she shouldn’t.
Me and the rest of my friends have been cornered by the chicken, who was given the name Chica. She was patiently waiting for the bear, named Freddy Fazbear. Bonnie the Bunny was right behind him, waiting in case any of us tried to get out. I spread my wings out, trying to protect my friends, as my horn glowed it's usual fuschia. Freddy was now in front, somehow breathing on us, despite being an animatronic character with no lungs. His breath smelled like rot, the rot of decades time. I could now see that in the back of his mouth, he had a second row of teeth, which I could only assume was the endoskeleton to the suit. How are they even alive, anyway? I wondered, just as I felt a pressure on my left wing.
Rarity pushed past my wing, and I opened my mouth to tell her to get back, but all I tasted was the animatronic's rancid breath. Her white hoofs clacked on the checkered tile, and she stood right in between Freddy and I. She had a look of determination on her face. There were still tears in her eyes, both from being afraid, and the hot breath beating down on us.
"Excuse me, Mr. Fazbear, but I do not like the way you are threatening me and my friends. I would also like to complain about your... chicken... friend over there. Where I come from, profanity was NOT TOLERATED, and-" She was cut short by a low growl from Freddy.
"You have better get back right now. You're making me even madder..." He let out another low growl, and his jaw was creaking open even farther then before.
"NO! You will LISTEN to me, and correct your behavior accordingly. Of course, what else did I really expect from-" She was cut short again when a bone-chilling scream erupted from Freddy, and he lunged at Rarity. I pulled her back just in time before her whole face had been bitten off, but not all.
Rarity screamed a blood-curdling scream as her whole muzzle had been bitten off by Freddy. Blood was dripping down her white fur, staining it a deep crimson. Freddy's mouth still had Rarity's dismembered muzzle, and he crunched back down onto it, bone chips now flying everywhere as more blood dripped out of his mouth and onto his brown belly. He opened his mouth again, and a hunk of flesh slid out of his mouth and onto the ground. Rarity's tongue. I felt a thud behind me, and looked backwards. Fluttershy had fainted, Pinkie Pie trying to wake her up.
Five Nights of Friendship
The Day Everything Went Cold
Freddy's vision was blurred with shades of red, black, and purple. He knew he was angry, but at what... He wasn't sure. He felt the slimy chunk fall out of his mouth and heard it drop on the floor, but other than that, he felt nothing.
After a few... Minutes? Hours? His vision came back, and he now knew what he had done. The white one now had a gaping hole in her face. Devoid of lips and tongue, she could no longer talk correctly.
"AH HACE! HHUT HIET HOOH OOOO?!?" She was crying, her tears mixing with the blood dripping from the gaping hole in her face. Freddy looked down at himself, and saw that he was covered in blood. Flashbacks to 1987 ran through his brain, and he shook his head vigorously, trying to shake the memory loose. He saw the other ponies lips move, but he couldn't hear what they were saying. He felt a weight on his shoulder, and turned to see Chica. Her beak was moving up and down, but Freddy couldn't hear anything come out. She and Bonnie had concerned looks on their faces, but his mind twisted them into faces of anger. His eyes swiveled in their sockets, looking for a place to get away from the hate. To cool down and figure out how to apologize. His eyes caught on the backstage door. He knew there was a secret door to the basement in there.
He ran for it, his old and rusty joints protesting and hurting as he shut the backstage door, threw the secret one open, and locked it behind him. Safety... he thought, and he slid down the stairs, trying not to move his legs. Why do I have to be such an old suit? Everything hurts... I just wish we could be free... I just wish I could stop being so angry all the time. He tried to wipe the blood on his jaw off with an old rag that was at the bottom of the stairs. He was not successful, as the blood had now clotted to the felt. The memories of The Bite ran through his head again. He just wanted to feel happy... Now I've taken even that away... He put his head in his hands. There was a holler in the backstage. It was Chica.
"Freddy? Are you ok? Where are you, buddy?"
Freddy struggled to get his words out. He was just grateful that no one else in the pizzeria knew about the secret basement. "I-I'm fine, Cheeks. Just needed to cool down."
"Ok, bud. Pizza'll be ready in half an hour." Freddy loved Chica with all his heart, and he just wanted to protect her and Bonnie. In Freddy's opinion, she had the perfect balance of sass as well as sarcasm, and sensitivity as well as care. Absolutely perfect. He thought. I really need to stop pushing her away... And Bonnie as well. He placed his head back into his hands, and tried his hardest not to cry.
Applejack had watched this whole ordeal, and was still a little stunned from it. Twilight had managed a spell to stop Rarity from bleeding so much, and for it to stop hurting. Rarity, however, was still sobbing her eyes out, mascara and eyeshadow leaving streaks over her pale face. AJ really wanted to stay and comfort her, but there was something that really bothered her. Why didn't Freddy just bite her again and finish the job? He ran away afterwards... And that purple mist that leaked out of Chica... That seemed to have angered them. Maybe there's more to these creatures than there seems... AJ placed a hoof to her chin, and whistled to get the group's attention. "Hold on y'all..." She shared her thoughts with the group, and Twilight agreed.
"Yes, I'm sure AJ's right. The groaning that Chica made sounded more like an injured colt or filly more than a mechanical chicken hellbent for blood."
"I'm gonna go find Freddy an' talk to 'im. I'll take m'lasso just in case, y'all keep Rarity safe now." AJ walked off, her lasso now around her neck. She had watched him run off into the back area. She slowly pushed open the door. There was nothing in there. Hmm... That's mighty suspicious... She thought. Then she saw a glimpse of light through a crack in the wall. It was too straight to be a normal crack, and there was a small hole where a handle would go. We have a secret door like that in the barn back home... She took off her hat, and slid a bobby pin out of her pale yellow mane. She replaced her hat, and got to work on lockpicking the door. This would be easier if I had fingers like Discord... After struggling for a few minutes, the secret door finally popped open. There was a dark stairway leading to a basement or cellar of some sort.
Applejack gulped, and held her lasso out in front of her, as she started trotting down the dark stairway. The door slowly creaked shut behind her, which made her even more paranoid. She could barely see a thing! As soon as her front hoof hit the concrete floor, two blue eyes shone in the darkness. Her ears flopped backwards, and her hat slid down her face, blinding her temporarily. When she pushed it back up on top of her head again, the star attraction was standing right in front of her, gazing down on her. His teeth were still stained with red, and AJ could see darker patches on his fur in the dim blue light.
"F-Freddy?"
"What do you want? You should be scared of me... Especially after what I've done to your friend..."
"Uh-um... Imma be honest with you, Fred. I'm terrified of you, but I have a feelin' you wouldn't have hurt Rarity on purpose... It was the purple mist makin' you mad!" Freddy cocked his head to the side with a confused look on his face.
"Purple mist?" He bent down, the sound of rusty and old servos creaking cut through the stale silence. "What purple mist?" He had another flashback, to that one second where he knew he was a monster. He shook his head again to clear it, but it stuck. Applejack had a look of realization on her face, as Freddy turned away from her, again shrouding AJ in darkness. "Just leave me alone."
Applejack slowly walked over to where Freddy was now sitting. His back was to one of the walls, and he was still trying to keep his legs as straight as possible. He made small whimper sounds, like a hurt colt. His eyes were closed, and he was still shaking his head violently, trying to shake something loose from his head. Perhaps a bad memory? She wondered. She took a deep breath, still afraid that Freddy would lash out and hurt her. "This has happened before, hasn't it?" Freddy opened his eyes, and looked up at Applejack. His eyes were filled with a sorrow that Applejack had seen before. A friend of his...?
Freddy looked away from Applejack's emerald eyes, and sighed a breath he should not been able to have. "Yes... Not... Quite like your friend's situation, though."
"Oh?"
"At daytime, we still perform for children. Making them happy. We used to be able to walk around... Until I ruined it." Applejack was now seated next to him, listening intently. "I was down from the stage, going around to kids, singing songs... And this little boy walks up to me. He had tears on the edge of his eyes. 'Freddy... Can I have a hug, please?' I smiled, and bent down to give him a hug. I asked what his name was, and he said Jeffrey. 'C-Could you sing a song, please?' I was prepared, microphone in hand, and I was gonna sing the pizzeria theme song. But I..." His voice wavered, despite the fact that he had one specific recorded voice on his voicebox. "I don't know what came over me! I felt a surge of energy shoot up my body! My arms were flailing everywhere, an-and Bonnie ran over to try and help, but-" Freddy let out a forlorn wail. "It was too late! I lunged forward with my jaw open, and it snapped shut on his forehead! He tried to fight me off, but-" Black tears were now running down his face, and his eyes were impossibly glistening with moisture. AJ now noticed that there was a handprint over one of Freddy's eyes.
He slammed his head down into Applejack's lap, bruising her legs a little bit. She patted his head with her hoof, trying to comfort him. "There there, sugarcube. It'll be alright. Just tell your friends that you are haunted by this. If you are honest with them-"
Freddy shot his head up, and stared into Aj's eyes. "Honesty is a one-way gate to hell." He backed away from her. "It always has been, ever since the day everything went cold."
The day everything went cold... That sentence rattled around in AJ's head. What could that mean? What happened to these characters? Her thoughts were interrupted when Chica's loud voice echoed throughout the pizzeria's walls.
"Hey you fatheads! Pizza's ready!" Freddy shot one last look at Applejack before he stood up and started up the staircase, his legs creaking the whole way up. AJ trotted up the stairs a little while after Freddy had left the room, thinking. Coldness? As in... Physically cold, or emotionally cold?
Author's Note
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Five Nights of Friendship
Bonnie decided to join the rest for pizza. He never liked unfamiliar situations, and this was probably one of the most unfamiliar situations he had ever been in. He nervously plucked at his guitar's strings, and only had one slice of pizza. He sat as far away from any of the ponies, and next to Freddy. He needed to get out. He waited until everyone was asleep, including the ponies. He left his guitar on the stage, and looked at a clock hanging on the wall. Two hours 'til we open... Hopefully that's 'nuff time. He walked into the backstage, and closed the door behind him.
Fluttershy was sleeping in the office with the other 6. Rarity was now sleeping with a cat mask over her muzzle. Fluttershy was always a light sleeper, just in case one of her animals needed help. Her ear swiveled towards a small grinding sound, with short buzzes. Was one of the animatronics malfunctioning? Fluttershy swiped the thought away. She hated to think that they were in pain. Fluttershy slowly hovered into the main area, out of the office. She gently landed on one of the tables, and stood still, listening for the sound again. This time, the grinding was accompanied with small whines, instead of buzzing. It's coming from the back room... She didn't want to walk over, lest the sound of hoofsteps woke anyone up. She flew over to the door. It was cracked open a little bit. She gently nudged it open with her front hoof. It was dark, sudden sparks of light illuminated the room for short amounts of time. Fluttershy closed the door behind her, and groped around for a light switch. The room light up, and a small surprised grunt sounded behind her. She turned around, and her breath felt like it had been sucked out of her lungs.
Bonnie was sitting on the floor, black tearstreaks on his face. His chest cavity was open, and wires were hanging out. There were various mechanical parts strewn about on the floor, there was a loose wire, and it was sparking. He kept trying to put it back where it was, but whenever he touched it, it shocked him. Fluttershy lowered herself onto the ground, and looked into Bonnie's insides. She saw several gears missing, and the wires were all torn from their proper places. "B-Bonnie... What happened? Who did this?" Fluttershy was worried that he would try and lie, so she did The Stare. Bonnie looked up, and saw Fluttershy's compelling stare.
"Flutter... It was me. I did this... To myself." He had to stop talking everytime the wire sparked, and he winced everytime. Fluttershy put a hoof underneath Bonnie's chin, and she looked back into his eyes, only now with a sad look.
"Bonnie... Why would you do this to yourself?" She was on the verge of tears, biting her lip to keep her from crying. "Why would you hurt yourself like this?" Bonnie's hot breath was laboured, as everything now hurt inside him.
"I needed to get out... We weren't always like this... I remember... When we were living-" He was cut short when the wire sparked for a while. Living? What happened? A single tear ran down Fluttershy's face, and she was trying to keep the rest from falling out. "I remember... Being named Fritz... It was Gabe's birthday... And there was a purple man... Then coldness... First was Susie... Cassidy... Jeremy... Then me... Gabe saw us all..." More tears were running down both of their faces. "Everything else is fuzzy... The rest have no memories... All they remember... Is when everything went cold." Fluttershy took a deep breath, and gathered enough courage.
"Thank you for telling me this, Bonnie. I can help you, for five nights at least. I dunno, Twilight said the spell would only last for five nights." She gave Bonnie a hug, and he hesitated for a little before returning it. "Now let's get you cleaned up, the pizzeria's going to open soon." They somehow managed to put everything in its proper place and get everything cleaned up.
They were leaving the backroom, and Bonnie stopped Fluttershy for a second. He glanced back up at the clock. Ten minutes. I've got time. "I have something to show you..." He grabbed his guitar off the stage, and Fluttershy sat down on one of the tables.
The loudspeaker went off, somehow not waking anyone up."Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. On stage we have Freddy the Bear, Chica the Chicken, and Bonnie the Bunny, here to perform just for you. So sit back, and enjoy the music, while you chow down on our award-winning extra cheese pizza. And if you're feeling up for a voyage, sail on over to Pirate Cove, where Foxy the Fox will be your best matey. ByremaininginyourseatsatthisthimeyouherebypermitthatFredbear'sfamilydinerisnotresponiblefordeathorinjurytoyourchildrenoryourownstate. Enjoyatyourownrisk. Alright, put your hands together for Freddy, and the Fazbear Band! Three/ P/M/ the children all flock in, they/ think/ my guitar licks are rockin', they/ all/ think I'm cute as a bu-tton, Bugs/ is/ past his prime, I'M THE BUNNY/ NOW it's twelve/ A.M. All the bots roam free/ stretch out my legs to prevent rusting, Hey! Hey! Mike, whatcha think of my new mixtape? He riffed his guitar a little. Why'd you slam the door in my face? And it goes, and it goes, and it goes, and it goes. I don't know what I am, a machine or a ghost. And it goes, and it goes, and it goes, and it goes. I don't know what I am, a machine or a ghost. He soloed on his guitar for a while. His voice lowered. Toothy smile, glassy eyes, sometimes red, sometimes white, purple fur, purple guy, orange guitar, red bowtie, rosy cheeks, fuzzy feet, no eyebrows, no front teeth, never eats, never sleeps, dreaming deep, WHAT A CREEP. The music kept playing, despite that he was no longer holding his guitar. I long to rock out on a biiiiiiger staaaaaage. I want the whole world to know my na-a-a-a-ame. He walked over to where Chica was standing, deactivated on the stage. One day I'll ditch this band, He pushed Chica down, so she fell on her side on the stage. And go/ My own way-ayyyy. They'll have to put me, in the rock, hall of fame! He picked up his guitar, and soloed on it again, only a different voice came over the loudspeaker.And it goes, and it goes, and it goes, and it goes. I don't know what I am, a machine or a ghost. And it goes, and it goes, and it goes, and it goes. I don't know what I am, a machine or a ghost. The first voice came over the loudspeaker again, only this time, Bonnie was singing over it.Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. On stage we have Freddy the Bear sometimes red, sometimes white, purple fur, purple guy,, Chica the Chicken, and Bonnie the Bunny, here to perform just for you. never eats, never sleeps, dreaming deep, what a creep So sit back, and enjoy the music, while you chow down on our award-winning extra cheese pizza. And if you're feeling up for a voyage, Toothy smile, glassy eyes, sometimes red, sometimes white, sail on over to Pirate Cove, where Foxy the Fox will be your best matey. purple fur, purple guy, orange guitar, red bowtie, By remaining in your seats at this time, rosy cheeks, fuzzy feet, no eyebrows, no front teeth, Is not responsible for damage to never eats, never sleeps, dreaming deep, what a creep. Bonnie gave one last strum of his guitar. Alright, so uh... Here's the band.
Fluttershy sat there, speechless. She flustered for the right words before she could actually speak. "Bonnie... That was wonderful!" She swore that if Bonnie could blush, he'd be blushing really hard.
"R-really? I-I never-" He looked up at the clock once more. "Oh, whoops! My friends are gonna wake up soon. Scurry off to the office, now. You don't wanna be seen by the flood of children... They might molest you and those friends of yours." Fluttershy nodded and smiled. She flew back into the office, and closed both door to hide the Mane 6 and protect them. Bonnie looked back over to the stage, and Chica was still laying on her side. Bonnie let out a loud sigh, and got to work trying to stand her back upright again.
Author's Note
I... Don't know if Bonnie's Mixtape is copyrighted or not (I sure hope not, heh...) BUT the creator is Griffinilla, and the actual song will be right (maybe) here -----> Bonnie's Mixtape . I really like this song, it's one of my favorite FNaF songs besides A Bitter End by Groundbreaking. As always, have an AMAZING DAY, and I love and value each and every one of you.
Five Nights of Friendship
Chica felt someone pushing and picking her up. HOLD up, is someone trying to molest me? She opened her eyes, only to see Bonnie's idiot face. He nervously smiled. Chica looked down, only to see that the both of them were in a really awkward position, with Chica bent backwards and their pelvises touching. Chica was about to slap him, but she got an idea. Chica had a wonderful, awful idea.
"Bonnie, if you wanted to grind gears, you could've just said so." She moved her eyebrows up and down in quick succession. She smirked at her allude to innuendo. Bonnie's pupils shrunk. "Come here, you hunk of smexy rabbit." She touched his face.
"NOPE! We're done with this." Bonnie dropped Chica, put his hands up in defeat, and walked to his side of the stage. It might've been in surrender. Chica wasn't sure. She started laughing maniacally.
"YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS, AMIGO!" She was wheezing with laughter, trying to stand up.
"Shut up, you little shit." Bonnie lowered his voice, low enough that Chica couldn't hear it. "'Sides, not like we have genitals..." They were both cut off by a loud yawn from Freddy.
"Welp, time to open the pizzeria. Are the crackheads in the office?" Freddy got off stage and limped over to the doors to open them.
"All the crackheads except for Bonnie." Chica glared at Bonnie once more. "Pizza's all been stocked, and everything is working like a well-oiled machine." Freddy turned around to go back to the stage.
"So... Not like me then?" Chica's eyes widened.
"Oh, geez I didn't mean it like that! I-I just meant-" Freddy put up a hand to silence her.
"It's okay. If I can't laugh at myself, what am I doing here then?" He smirked. Chica knew she'd be blushing if she could blush. "Anyway, the kids should be here soon. Help me on stage, please..." Bonnie placed his guitar on the ground, and pulled Freddy onstage. Freddy winced a little.
"Y'know bud, we should really take a look at those legs of yours. It's not nice to see you in pain all the time." Bonnie picked his guitar off of the ground, and looked back at Freddy.
"It's alright, Bon. Besides, we have more important things to do. Like entertain the kiddins in three... Two... One..." Just at that moment, a flood of kids burst into the pizzeria, all cheering when they saw the animatronics.
"Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! Can you do a guitar solo?!" One kid asked.
"Chica! Can I hold your cupcake?!" Another asked.
"Can you sing a song, Freddy?!" The three smiled at all the kids' enthusiasm.
"Sure thing, kid! On three guys! One, two, three!" Freddy gripped his microphone as Bonnie started riffing on his guitar. They started to sing the pizzeria's theme song.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, for kids it's number one! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where fantasy meets fun! They sang the rest of the song, and the kids cheered. Freddy bowed, Chica waved, and Bonnie blew kisses at everyone.
"Thank you!! Thank you everyone!! Enjoy your pizza!!" The curtain started to close, just as something burst out of the kitchen. Golden Freddy. Freddy wanted to scream at Goldie, but tried to improvise. He had an absolute dead inside look on his face, but none of the kids noticed, as they were all focused on the golden recolor of their favorite bear. "Oh, kids this is my... Brother, Goldie! He's just visiting right now, and he wanted to say hi to you all!" Goldie glared at Freddy, but Freddy glared back harder, so Goldie had no choice but to go along with the charade.
"Oh, yeah... H-Hi everyone!" Her voice was distorted, as the suit no longer had a voicebox.
"Why does your voice sound so weird, Mr. Goldy?" One random child asked. Goldie hated children. So fucking much.
"Oh, uh, I just have a small cold." She coughed a little for effect.
Bonnie whispered to Freddy. "Brother? I thought Cassidy was your sis-" He was cut off when Freddy elbowed him in the side. "Fine, I'll shut up now."
"Now, Chica, why don't you help Goldie make some pizza for the kids?" Chica turned to Freddy as he leaned in farther and whispered. "And don't forget to slap her for me, okay?" Chica nodded, and stepped down from the stage.
"Alright kids, who's up for some nice, warm, cheesy pizza?" Chica stood next to Goldie, and slapped her on the back really hard. All the kids started jumping up and down, shouting "Me! Me!". Chica swiveled on the heel of her foot, and pushed Goldie into the kitchen. "Okay kids! Pizza should be ready soon! Meanwhile, Freddy and Bonnie will tell some jokes!" Chica looked at Freddy with an inner voice that said "If you take one more step right there I'm gonna fucking snap your neck" and walked into the kitchen, where Goldie was on the floor, slumped over.
Bonnie absolutely loved puns, and was glad that Chica said to tell some jokes. "Hey kids! What did one clock say to another when they found a treasure?" The kids all had confused looks on their faces and said a various assortment of "What? I dunno. What did it say?" Bonnie smirked and Foxy poked his head out of the cove and slowly shook his head. Foxy hated puns. "The clock said; 'It's all hours!'" The kids all started cracking up, as kids usually do when told a bad joke, and Bonnie smiled.
Now it was Freddy's turn. "Knock Knock!" The kids responded simultaneously with "Who's there?" That's fuggin' adorable. "Cow says." Freddy smirked. "Cow says who?" The kids fell right into Freddy's trap. "No, cow says moooooo, sillies!" All the kids had shocked looks on their faces for a while, then started laughing harder. Their parentals all looked so done with the bad jokes, but the comedic two-o weren't gonna stop anytime soon.
"Hey Freddy?" Bonnie turned to Freddy.
"Yes, Bonnie?"
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Annie."
"Annie who?"
Bonnie stifled a snicker. "Annie thing you can do, I can do better" The kids were dying of laughter at this point.
Freddy launched this into a full-on musical comedy act. "No you can't."
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't."
"Yes I can!"
"I can sing lower than you, you know that I can!" Freddy sang this in a lower pitch, the two alternating lower pitches of "No you can't, yes I can" until Bonnie couldn't hit a note lower than Freddy's.
Bonnie kept the act going, as it seemed the kids were really enjoying it. "Well I can sing higher than you, you know that I can!" The same alternating thing happened, only now with Freddy trying to sing higher notes than Bonnie. After a while, Bonnie hit a ridiculous high note, and when Freddy tried to beat it, he just ended up coughing. Freddy stopped singing.
"Well, maybe you can after all." The kids all died at this, and Chica came out of the kitchen with pizza balanced on her arms.
"Leeeet's Eat!" The kids all rushed over to Chica, scrambling for a slice of pizza. Freddy smiled.
Author's Note
I found something cool! https:/soundcloud.com/groundbreakingofficial/groundbreaking-a-bitter-end Go and see it!
Five Nights of Friendship
After the day was over, Rarity finally woke up. She was completely tired out by what had happened to her yesterday. So tragic... He... Bit off my face... She prodded at the hole in her face. At least I was lucky enough to have this adorable mask on me. Twilight was walking out of the office, and nodded for Rarity to come along.
They walked along the right side of the pizzeria. "Rarity, I've come up with a spell that will make you more easier to understand, and for it to be more comfortable trying to talk."
"Uuaht oo uoo eee? Oh." That had been the first time she had actually listened to her own voice since the bite. Rarity sat down at one of the tables, and Twilight's horn glowed. Rarity felt a tingling sensation in her throat.
"There. Now, could you sing a scale?" Rarity nodded.
"Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun- She was interrupted by a short slap from the author, Indigo Blue.
"Don't sing that! You're gonna get me copyrighted..."
"O-Oh. Terribly sorry, Indigo." There was an invisible nod from the author, and the story resumed as usual. "Thank you, Twilight." Just after that moment, Bonnie came running in from the front of the pizzeria.
"MIKE'S COMIN', EVEryoNe gET pROPER NOW!" His voice cracked really hard, which made Freddy snort with laughter. Bonnie leaped onstage and swiftly grabbed his guitar. Chica ran in from the kitchen and snatched the cupcake that Pinkie Pie was holding.
"Don't touch Carl, ya bish!" Chica then bounded onto her place onstage as the Mane 6 all ran underneath the stage.
A man walked in. Twilight remembered that this was a "hooman", a highly evolved bipedal ape. This one was in a suit that said "Mike" and "Nightguard" on the breast pocket. The hooman started speaking.
"Alright, time to deal with these shitheads for one last time..." Chica turned her head at Mike and glared at him. But as soon as he turned towards her, she was back in place. Mike walked towards the office, and as soon as he sat down, Bonnie had somehow moved from the stage to the west hall corner, and was patiently waiting for Mike to put the cameras down so he could move to the doors.
Bonnie peered inside the office, only to see an orange and white wolf dragging itself out of one of the tv's on the desk. Mike still hadn't put the monitor down, but a symbol appeared on the monitor screen. The same orange and white wolf in the tv with a message that broadcasted "please stand by" was now on his screen.
Mike put his monitor down, and saw a wolf crawling out of a tv like in "The Ring". He screamed, screamed louder than ever than when the animatronics decided to try and stuff him in a suit. The wolf screeched as it leaped out of the tv at Mike. He dodged, and the wolf hit the wall. Mike threw his hat as he ran out of the pizzeria. "THAT'S IT, I'M QUITTING!!" The wolf stood in the office.
"That wasn't Michael... that was NOT MICHAEL... WH-THIS ISN'T THE SECURI-" The wolf turned and looked at Bonnie. He was dumbstruck by it. He, She, or They were beautiful. The wolf started snapping its fingers. "Hellllooooo? Can you tell me how to get back to Circus Baby's Rental?" Bonnie tried to squeak out a few words, but found himself speechless. He eventually whispered for the wolf to follow him. "Okity dokity. What's your name? I'm LOLBit." Bonnie was even more transfixed when he heard it's name.
He felt quite timid under the wolf's black-eyed gaze. Ohmaigahd they're beautiful "Oh, um... M-My name's Bonnie." He was probably blushing, if he could blush. "Here's F-Freddy. He's in charge here."
"Thank you!" LOLBit said to Bonnie as he ran off into the office. "Hello, Freddy. Your name sounds familiar..." The bear turned to her.
"It should sound familiar. I'm Freddy Fazbear. H-How did you get in here?" He was standing by himself on the stage.
"Through the TV. Anyway, I need to get back to Circus Baby's-" Freddy glared at LOLBit.
"YOU came from the place of my BIGGEST RIVAL WHO STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT AND PRACTICALLY KILLED MY FRANCHISE?!?" As he said this, he bent forward from the stage, and his was practically at a 90 degree angle, staring down LOLBit.
"Uh... y-yes?" She smiled nervously. Freddy narrowed his eyes stared at her for a few more seconds.
"Ok, you're off the hook. You seem nice enough, and Bonnie looks like he's crushing really hard on you." LOLBit's purple cheeks blushed. Freddy tried to stand back upright, but when he did, a loud crack rang through the air. Freddy was on the stage, silently screaming and holding his lower back.
"A-Are you ok?" Freddy shook his head. "Should I get someone?" Freddy managed to squeak out the word "Chica". LOLBit was connected to the internet, so she knew exactly who Chica was. LOLBit walked into the kitchen. She tapped Chica on the shoulder. Chica turned around, and jumped a little bit. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I startle you?"
"Yes, jeebus crisis." Chica took a deep breath. "Who even are you?"
"LOLBit. Anyway, big bear boi over there threw his back out or some shit, so uh-" Chica pushed past LOLBit and stepped onstage. LOLBit then saw a flick of pink underneath the stage. She squinted, and glitched underneath the stage. Her black-and-white eyes lit up the dark environment. Her jaw dropped. Again, since she was connected to the internet, she knew exactly who these people were. She pushed all of them out from underneath the stage, many of them protesting.
"HEY! What gives-" Rainbow Dash was about to ask LOLBit before she actually looked up at the white-and-orange wolf. "H-Hey... Who are y-" She was pushed aside by Rarity, who had a sparkly look in her eyes.
"Why hello, darling! I just absolutely LOVE what you've done with your makeup! The purple really stands out on the white, and it absolutely compliments the orange! Oh, and that speaker of yours," Rarity pointed at LOLBit's Funtime Speaker™. "I don't know why, but it just fits in so perfectly!" LOLBit had lines of code mixed with her purple cheeks as she blushed. She wasn't used to getting compliments, as she only talked to Yenndo in the storage room back at the rental.
"Th-Thank you, Rarity. Oh! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is 010011000100111101001100 010000100110100101110100." Everyone in the pizzeria looked confused, especially Bonnie, who was now sitting at a table. LOLBit rubbed the back of her neck. "My friends back home, th-they call me LOLBit. C-Cuz it's a combination of LOL and 8-bit." LOLBit smiled nervously.
Freddy nudged Bonnie's shoulder, and he looked up. Freddy nodded his head towards LOLBit, who was facing away from them. Bonnie quickly shook his head, as he didn't want to get his soul crushed if she rejected him. Freddy slowly nodded his head as if to say "Yes, you will do it because it's fun to watch you suffer." Bonnie sighed, got up from the table, and hesitated before tapping LOLBit's shoulder.
LOLBit turned around to see Bonnie's panicked face. "H-Hello?" She asked him.
"I LIKE YOUR FACE THING" Bonnie facepalmed and looked back up to see a laughing LOLBit. "I-I'm sorry, that was rude, I-I meant I like your face hole? NO WAIT WAIT WAIT- I ... Like your eye face? JESUS CHRIST I SUCK AT FLIRTING!! Y'KNOW WHAT IMMA JUST LEAVE BEFORE I START CRYING." Chica was rolling around on the floor with weird quack-sounding laughs. Freddy was at least trying to hide the fact that he was going to explode with laughter, and Foxy was making pirate sounds that Bonnie could only assume was his laugh. There was also a high-pitched giggle laugh from the back, which was Goldie. LOLBit's laugh, though... It sounded like a dying hyena with its head cut off being put through a wood chipper.
She continued laughing, holding her orange middle and her face plates flapping in and out as she tried to speak. "I'm sorry, I'm sorr-" She was interrupted by another fit of manic hyena laughter. "I can't help but laugh at your adorable stupidity!" LOLBit put her hands on Bonnie's face, and nuzzled it, still chuckling.
Bonnie looked over at Freddy in a panic, as he didn't know what to do when she hugged him. Freddy was still doubled over, trying to catch his breath from the bout of laughter. He just gave Bonnie a thumbs-up. Bonnie was staring right at the ponies, all of which had faces that said "Awwww! So kewt!" Especially Fluttershy and Ponkle Pink... Pomkie pie? Something like that. Rarity was wearing a mask, Bonnie just now realized. Hm, that works I guess. He didn't realize that he was actually hugging LOLBit back, and neither of them had let go for a while. LOLBit whispered lines of binary into his long, indigo ears.
"01001001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01001001 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01111001 01101111 01110101... 01001001 01100100 01110101 01101110 01101110 01101111."
Author's Note
AAAAAH THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SONG Bonnie Need This Feeling Binary Numbers to Text . Have fun!
Five Nights of Friendship
Chica had managed to pick herself off of the floor, and looked up to see that Bonnie and LOLBit were still hugging. She rolled her eyes. She felt someone tapping her leg, and looked down to see Freddy.
"What are you doing?" She raised one of her thick eyebrows.
"I fell over laughing and I can't get up because my legs won't cooperate." He let out a nervous chuckle. Chica smiled warmly, and grabbed Freddy by the arms and pulled him up. "Thanks" He smiled nervously. C'mon bud, I know you crushing hard on me, why won't you say it? Freddy's blue eyes shifted nervously to Chica and the floor as he cleared his throat. "I thought you had a new butterscotch pie recipe you wanted to try out?" The pink pony thing popped up from behind a table, and it had a smile even wider than Chica's whole face.
"Did somepony say pie?!" Chica's eyes widened, and she tried to protest, but the ponkle pink had already somehow knocked Chica down and it was now dragging Chica into the kitchen. She had given up at this point, and just let the stupidly strong cotton candy creature drag her into the kitchen.
Pinkie Pie remembered that butterscotch pie was one of her favorite flavors of pie. She had already gotten all the ingredients out of the cupboards when Chica had actually stood up.
"Wh-How did you get all the ingredients so fast? How did you even know the ingredients? I have so many questions." Chica had a puzzled look on her face and was looking at notecard that said "Butterscotch Pie" on the back.
"Well, I remember a time when me and my friends fell into a hole and then we met this really cute flower named Flowey but he was actually pretty evil and then this goat named Toriel showed us to her home after wrecking Flowey's face with some fireballs and she taught me how to make butterscotch pie and it was SO GOOD and we also met some pretty spooky skelebros named Sans and Papyrus and a fish named Undyne and we also met a robot named Mettaton and a dinosaur named Alphys and another goat who was apparently Toriel's husband named Asgore who I called 'King Fluffybuns' because he was so nice and I don't understand why Toriel didn't like him but there was also this adorable little kid thing named Frisk and it was SO NICE and they kept flirting with me and my friends and we helped them escape this weird place called 'The Underground' and I also saw this really creepy man named W.D. Gaster but none of my friends believed me OH and also-" Pinkie was cut off when Chica put a hand over her mouth
"Could you please shut up? I just wanted to make pie in peace." Chica rubbed her temples and got back to reading the notecard. "Augh, why am I so dyslexic? What does this even say?" She whispered to herself.
"Oh, do you need help reading that? My friend Applejack's brother Big Macintosh is actually dyslexic too so Applejack has to help him read sometimes." Chica glared at Pinkie for a short second.
"Neat." She went back to trying to decipher what the notecard said. "One ticks of... the hell is tubter? Oh, butter! Stick of butter. Damn."
Pinkie observed Chica for a few more minutes, then got an idea. "Could I read it for you so you can have more fun actually making the pie?" Chica looked over at her.
"I have a rare variety of dyslexia where the letters get all mixed up. I can read it, It just... Takes longer..." She shifted her gaze away from the pink pony. She tried to read the next line. Tup lal teh brwon sgura nda rebtut in hte top on eht stoev. She blinked. "OK FINE you can read it for me. But no sidetracks!" She gave Pinkie the notecard.
"Okie Dokie Loki! Do you have the piecrust made?" Just as Pinkie said that, Chica pulled a piecrust out of the refrigerator.
"I made this earlier today."
"Kewl! Ok, so first things first, you make a base sauce like you would to make mac-n-cheese, which is-"
"Flour and butter." Chica dropped a stick of butter into the saucepan, and put a few spoonfuls of flour in it. She grabbed a whisk, and mixed them together. "Then milk, right?"
"Yeppers!" Pinkie pie grabbed the milk from the fridge, and poured a cup into the saucepan. "Keep whisking, Chica." Chica was constantly stirring the mixture, as it needed to get thick so it would be able to be a base for the pudding. Pinkie sat close to the wall, reminiscing about the first day she had met Chica. "Hey, I'm sorry for calling you Mr. Ducky. I was just excited to meet someone new, and I just jumped to conclusions, I think."
"Naw, it's ok. Happens all the time when new kids come to the pizzeria. But a good way to both remember my name and not misgender me is that my name, Chica, actually means 'girl' in Spanish." Chica turned down the burner.
"Oh, you know Spanish?"
"Yeah."
"I speak fluent rubber chicken and Fluffle Puff." Pinkie grabbed the brown sugar and put a cup of it into the bubbling, creamy sauce.
Chica continued to stir the brown sugar in. "What is Scott's name is fluffle puff-" Just as she said that, Pinkie Pie started to make raspberry sounds.
"Pfft pfff pfff pfff pfffffff pf pff pfff pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft" Chica smirked, and opened her beak.
"¿Me estas retando? Porque creo que puedo hablar en un idioma extranjero mejor que tú, Ponkle Pink." She spoke the words so smoothly as she cracked an egg and stirred it into the pudding. Pinkie opened her mouth as if to speak, then closed it, accepting the fact that Chica knew a much more complex language than Fluffle Puff. Chica laughed her duck laugh as she poured in some vanilla extract.
"OOOOOOH! Is that homemade?" Pinkie was referring to the bottle of vanilla extract that Chica was holding in her hand.
"Yeah. It's just vanilla beans soaked in vodka. Wanna smell it? Smells soooooo good." She took a big whiff and sighed, and offered the bottle for Pinkie to smell it.
She sniffed at it. "Mmmmm... That's the best smelling vanilla extract to ever enter my nostrils..." She smelled it again, and sighed. She shook her head. "We should really put the pudding into the crust."
"Oh, yeah. I forgot we were making pie. Good thing I didn't burn the pudding." Chica took the pudding off the burner, and poured the thick, golden pudding into the piecrust. It was just the right amount. She grabbed two spoons, and handed one to Pinkie Pie. "C'mon, we gotta see how good it tastes." Chica dipped her spoon into the remaining pudding in the saucepan, and Pinkie did the same, and plunged the butterscotch-covered spoon into her mouth.
"Mmmmmm... This is almost as good as Toriel's pie." Chica nodded, despite the fact that she had never even met Toriel, much less ate her pie.
"Ok, it goes in the fridge now." Chica picked up the pie, and slid it into the restaurant-grade megafridge.
"Wait, we gotta make the meringue!" Pinkie tried to stop Chica, but she had already closed the door.
"I don't like meringue. It's too... Eggy, I guess. I don't like the flavor. Anyway, now we wait for the pie to chill and just vibe in the fridge." Chica and Pinkie walked out of the kitchen, an egg timer sitting on the counter, waiting to notify them that the pie was ready to be eaten.
Author's Note
That's an actual recipe for butterscotch pie, y'know. You can use it if you'd like, you might have to guesstimate the amount of ingredient you put in. Also, little fact or two about me, I like Undertale, but not as much as FNaF. Also, butterscotch pie is my grandma's favorite flavor, and I made some for her just a few days ago. She loved it.
Five Nights of Friendship
Foxy had all of his plans, blueprints, and maps laid on the floor of his Pirate Cove, all mentioning the innerworkings of each of his friends, the layout of the pizzeria, and the terrain surrounding it. He had a pencil in his non-hook hand, and he was furiously scribbling away, making notes on a blueprint of Bonnie. He muttered to himself while doing this.
"Secondary throat pipe, built-in tuner, voicebox..." He moved on to a blueprint of Chica after he finished making notes of Bonnie's endoskeleton and accessories. "Balance module, motherboard, voicebox again, power module..." He realized that halfway through all of his notes, he didn't have Freddy's blueprint.
"GAAH! DAMMIT!" He threw his hands up, and accidentally hooked himself in the forehead. "Ow." He rubbed it with his endoskeleton hand.
"Hey Foxy! Wanna try some of the butterscotch pie that the pink one and I made?" Chica shouted from outside the cove.
"Um, sure. I'll be out in like..." He shuffled through all the papers on the floor. "10 minutes."
"It's better cold, so why not just get your slice now and bring it back with you?"
Foxy wasn't really paying attention. "Huh? Oh, sure." He poked his head out of the cove, and saw a slice of pie on the table closest to him. "Is this anyone's?" No one responded. "Aight, Imma just take it then" He leaned out and snatched it.Damn, that smells good... He put his long snout closer to the pie and took a deep whiff. "Mmmm..." He then took a bite.
"HOLY TITS THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS" Foxy then downed the rest of the pie. He shook his head, trying to get himself back on task. He unrolled another set of blueprints, this time they were his own. He hesitated before picking up his pencil, as the blueprints showed that he had little to no endoskeleton showing. Foxy looked down at his legs, his chest, and his left hand. All endoskeleton... What would it feel like to have a whole suit? He sighed, and started making more notes on his blueprint. "Servo-locking mechanism, timed action circuitry..." He trailed off, letting the pencil scribble on the paper.
After a few hours, he was finished with all his notes, besides Freddy and Goldie's. Foxy knew that Goldie didn't have a blueprint, but he assumed that her suit would be similar to Freddy's. He opened the curtain slightly to see if anyone was out. Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica were all on stage. He didn't know where the ponies were, but he wasn't too concerned about them. Just in case anyone decided to come inside the Cove, he rolled up all the blueprints and maps, and shoved them into the corner of the cove. He had found Bonnie and Chica's blueprints in the backstage, but he didn't see Freddy's. He suspected that they were in the supply closet, as it was the only place that made sense other than the backstage. Foxy took one more look around the pizzeria, then dashed towards the closet. Once he was in, he shut the door behind him.
He turned to see the blue horse with the gay mane. He stifled a scream. It turned around, and also stifled a scream.
"What are ye doin' in here?" Foxy asked it.
"Well, I could ask the same to you, pirate fox... thing."
"Well, I'm lookin' for somethin'. Move over." Foxy shoved the pegasus to the side, and started rummaging through a box. His hook caught on a random sticky note. He tried to shake off the yellow piece of paper, but to no avail.
"What are you looking for?" The pegasus hovered over Foxy's shoulder.
"Nunya."
"What's a Nunya?"
"Nunya business!" He moved on to another box, and continued to search through that one.
"Rude. I was gonna offer you to help, but OK, Egghead."
"Well then help me, pissy!"
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THEN?!" Foxy put a hook to it's chin, and shushed it.
"Keep it down, would ya? I don't wanna wake the crew."
"I'll get louder if you don't tell me." It took a deep breath.
"Fine, I'm looking for blueprints."
"What?"
"Blueprints." Foxy turned to the pony.
"Ye- I know what blueprints are, but why are you looking for them?"
"Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answers to, Zoomer."
"My NAME is RAINBOW DASH." Dash fluttered up to the top shelves and started looking in a flimsy cardboard box.
"And my name's Foxy. Yay, we know each other, now shut up." He overturned a box, shaking it to see if anything would fall out.
After a few minutes of silence, Dash pulled a blue piece of paper out of a box. "Is this it?" She unrolled it so Foxy could see.
"Yes, yes it is! GIVE IT!" He tried to snatch it from her, but she was too high up.
"Oh really, now?" She kicked open the closet door and zoomed out.
"GIVE IT! I NEED THAT!" Foxy ran out of the closet, and chased her into the main area. She was flying close to the ceiling, out of Foxy's reach. She was looking at the blueprints with a puzzled look on her face.
"Why do you need a blueprint of Freddy? Are you gonna dismember him or something?"
"NO!"
"Are you gonna replace him?"
"NO!" Foxy stood on a table, swiping at the blueprints.
"Are you gonna rebuild him?"
"NO! JUST GIVE IT!"
"Not until you tell me what's going on!"
"FINE!" He fell off the table and sat on the floor in defeat. Dash lowered herself onto the ground. "I... don't know how to explain it..."
"How about in a song?"
"Oh of fucking course, a SONG only because Indigo wants more word count with less effort." Foxy glared at the invisible author.
"Shut up Foxy, it's a musical now. SING THE FOXY SONG, IT'S A GOOD SONG!!"
"UGH FINE"
The lights fade as the music rises up.
Foxy's silver eyes lit up the darkness as Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped. Hey mate, Foxy here, I finally made it, don't you fear. I'm here to tell you all my tales, but someone is approaching near. I prefer to be alone in my dark Pirate's Cove, but every now and then, I jump right out and then go for the guard, just sitting in the room. With no doors and no lights I will spell out his doom. But why do I find this pleasure in fright? I guess that's what happens when you don't see the light. The lights cut out, and a sudden spotlight shone on Foxy as he was polishing his hook. I just hide in the shadows... This is a prison to me! How I'd love to get out... Just so I could be free! So I could be free... He grabbed Dash by the wings BUT THERE IS NO ESCAPING! Everything cut to black. Dash thought she saw Bonnie move a little, even though he was currently supposed to be deactivated. Then her attention was drawn back to Foxy, who was now humming. "dum dum dum dum diddly dumdumdum dum dum dum diddly dumdumdum... dum diddly bum" Foxy was now suddenly behind Dash, leaning on her shoulder. Hey mate, Foxy here, I finally made it, Don't you fear! I'm here to tell you all my tales, but someone is approaching near... I prefer to be alone in my dark Pirate Cove, but every now and again I jump right out and then! Foxy was now on the stage, standing between Bonnie and Freddy. I ask my mates if they want to escape, and they say they do but not in the same way. Well, maybe I don't understand, but I will do the best I can! To help them find a way... To see a brighter day... He stepped off the stage. Hey, maybe I take escape a bit too literally, but any way that I can get out, I'll take it with no second thought, any way is a way for me, 'Cause all my dreams are all I've got! The lights cut out for a short second, then Foxy was a few feet in front of Dash, facing away from her. I just want to leave... I just want to be free! The dark has got a hold on me... So dark that I can barely see... I guess I'll wait it out till the end... Since I have nowhere else to go, I'll just take you to my den, I call it Pirate's Cove! Foxy's eyes were black and white. Dash tried to scramble away, but Foxy swung his arms down at her back legs, his hook digging into the flesh. Dash screamed, and frantically tried to escape Foxy's iron grip, but he was dragging her into the Cove. He threw her against the wall of the Cove, and closed the curtains. Dash's breath sped up, her heart pounding in her chest, similar to the pounding beat of The Foxy Song. I ask my mates if they want to escape, and they say they do, but not in the same way. Well, maybe I don't understand, but I will do the best I can to help them find a way... To see a brighter day. Hey, maybe I take escape a bit too literally, but any way that I can get out, I'll take it with no second thought. Any way is a way for me, 'Cause all my dreams are all I've got! Foxy turned back to Dash, his hook glinting with her blood.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO THE ANIMAL THINGS?! TO MY FRIENDS?! TO ME?!" Dash demanded. She flutted her wings, but they were bruised from Foxy grabbing them, and she couldn't run, now that there was a deep gash in one of her legs.
"Well, the blueprints are so that I know how to incapacitate them, so I can bring them outside. So we can escape this accursed pizzeria. I don't particularly care about your pony friends, they can die for all I care."
"HOW DARE YOU!!"
"As for you... I can't have you telling anyone about my plan, so... I'll have to silence you." He raised his hook, and slashed across Dash's face. The metallic smell of blood filled the air as thick crimson liquid dripped down her face. She winced, and poked her tounge out of her now open cheek. Foxy raised his hook again, and was about to swing it down at her face again, when white arms grabbed around his face and pulled him away from Dash. LOLBit. "LET GO OF ME YOU FUNTIME RIPOFF!!"
LOLBit started swearing in binary as she threw Foxy against one of the walls, making a loud clattering noise. "01010000 01000101 01000101 01010000 01000101 01000101 01010000 01001111 01001111 01010000 01001111 01001111!"
The sound of the doors opening shot through the air as the other 5 ponies galloped down the hall. An empty golden bear appeared out of nowhere as Foxy threw himself at LOLBit, who was still swearing in binary. "01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00111111 01110110 00111101 01101111 01001000 01100111 00110101 01010011 01001010 01011001 01010010 01001000 01000001 00110000." Bonnie's eyes shot open as he leapt off the stage and ran at Foxy, his guitar aimed at Foxy's head.
Author's Note
THE FOXY SONG!! By Groundbreaking.
Groundbreaking is my favorite artist.
Have a lovely day during quarantine.
Five Nights of Friendship
Foxy quickly dove out of the way before Bonnie's guitar could touch his head. His guitar got imbedded into the wall, and Bonnie left it there. He instead tackled Foxy to the ground and shoved his head to the side.
"GET OFF ME YOU BUGS BUNNY CHINESE BOOTLEG" Foxy flailed his arms at Bonnie, but to no avail.
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN CRUNCH" Bonnie sniggered and pinned his arms down with his feet. Foxy's legs were kicking wildly, trying to escape. But it was no use. Bonnie's endoskeleton was way more cared for than Foxy's or Freddy's, so it was naturally stronger.
Freddy had reactivated at the sound of Foxy's flailing legs, and stepped off the stage. "What's going on here?" His eyes were drawn to a piece of blue paper on the table next to him. He placed down his microphone, and picked up the paper. He scanned over it. "Safety latch, music box..." He muttered to himself. Bonnie picked up Foxy and spun him around until Foxy's arms flew off. He then went flying into Chica, who was still on the stage.
"BRUH" Chica stood Foxy upright and blocked Bonnie from abusing him even more.
Freddy turned to the now armless Foxy. "What the actual fuck is this?" He held up the blueprint and motioned to it.
"Oh, um... That's... nothing?" Foxy said with a nervous smile.
"I doubt that. Why do you have a blueprint of me?"
"IT'S NOT JUST YOU, FREDDY! HE HAS BLUEPRINTS OF BONNIE AND CHICA TOO!!" Dash tried to take a step, but her leg crumpled under her weight. Twilight came out of Pirate's Cove with their blueprints and various other large pieces of paper.
"He has maps of the area surrounding the pizzeria as well. Notes are scribbled all over them." Twilight spread all of them out before Freddy.
"Explain." Freddy's ice blue eyes pierced into Foxy's soul.
"I-well-uh-I-" He sighed. "I was planning to power all of you off so that I could bring you outside... So we can escape this cursed pizzeria."
Bonnie started laughing wheezily. "YOU think that's gonna solve our problems? What we need to do if find The Purple Man."
Chica looked at Bonnie warily. "Who's the purple man?"
"Oh, uhm... it-its the person Bonnie told me about the other night. The person that made all of you go cold." Fluttershy poked her head out from behind Pinkie
Freddy dropped the blueprint and looked at his hands. "Someone... made us this way?"
"Who would do this to us?" Chica asked.
"The Purple Man. He killed us all. First Susie," He pointed at Chica. "Cassidy," he pointed at Goldie, who was standing in the back, refusing to make contact with anyone, her arms crossed. "Jeremy, Fritz, and Gabriel." He motioned at Foxy, himself, and Freddy. "In that order."
"And how do you know that?!" Chica snapped at Bonnie.
"I can prove it! LOLBit, you're connected to the inter-whatever, show her!"
"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101-" She cleared her throat. "You mean the internet?"
"Yeah, that. 'Missing kids at Freddy's', or something."
LOLBit put her hand to her temple as her black and white eyes now showed lines of code as she looked for Bonnie's request. "Yeah. I found a news article." She read off from the article. "The 5 missing children's incident at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza still remains unsolved to this day. The police have an idea of who the murderer is, but they didn't have enough evidence to convict him, as they couldn't find the bodies of the children. Their suspect is William Afton, Co-Owner of Fredbear's Family Diner and CEO of Afton Robotics. They suspect that he dressed up in the old Bonnie mascot suit, dubbed Springbonnie. He then gained the kids trust, and lured them into the back room, and killed them one by one." She released her hand from her temple, and blinked a few times.
"Damn... I-I think I remember before that..." Chica stared at the floor for a few seconds. "Yeah, I had a dog. Sunny. It was just me and my dad, I think... I don't remember what happened to my mom..."
"Yeah... I remember bein' the middle child, between my older brother Blake and younger brother Johnny. Johnny was just a baby..." Bonnie looked off to the side, away from everyone else.
"I...I had an older brother who was in high school or college I think." Foxy had managed to put his arms back on.
"All I really had were my parents and Cassidy." Freddy walked over to Goldie. "I'm sorry this happened to us." He turned back towards everyone including the ponies, who were now tending to Dash's injuries. "I think I understand why we're so angry all the time. We're restless souls in need of revenge." He turned to Foxy. "And we can't get our revenge if we're stuck in here, can we?" For the first time, he gave Foxy a warm smile.
"FINALLY SOMEONE LISTENS TO ME!!" He threw himself off the stage and towards the maps that Twilight had stolen from his cove. Everyone gathered round him. "Okity dokity, first of all-" He was interrupted by LOLBit.
"First of all, all these maps are so outdated that it's not even funny." She picked one up. "This one was made in 1975. Nearly 50 years ago."
"Bitch excuse me?" He was immediately elbowed by Bonnie.
"Treat my girl with respect." He glared at Foxy.
"Wait... W-What year is it?" Freddy asked, afraid of the answer.
"It's 2020.-" She was cut off when Freddy started screaming waverly.
"1980 was 40 YEARS AGO" He propped his elbow on the table and held the sides of his head in his hands.
"BITCH WAHT" Bonnie shrieked as Foxy slid onto the ground out of shock.
Chica was standing slightly off to the side, her hands on her face out of surprise. "I'm having a midlife crisis just by learning my age."
The ponies just stood there for a solid 5 seconds before Twilight spoke up again. "Wait, I thought all of you were dead children... This only occured to me now, but you guys really don't act your age. You all act like adults for the most part. Well, except for maybe Bonnie."
"I'm a MAN-CHILD."
"Cool. Anyway, why is that?" Twilight put a hoof to her chin and started to think.
"ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF," Freddy shot up and grinned widely. "That is really simple. So long as a soul is possessing something that can age, the soul ages along with the object. For example, Bonnie- or... Fritz I should say, was around 7 when he died. He then possesses the Bonnie animatronic. The Bonnie animatronic ages, and because Fritz is pretty much Bonnie now, so does he. Make sense?"
"I... I suppose yes..." Twilight looked over back to "Goldie", the golden recolor of Freddy. The empty suit turned away and walked back into the kitchen. She felt compelled to follow it.
LOLBit resumed speaking. "I've downloaded the more updated versions of these maps, and I have an idea of where Afton might be. But first, we need to get out of here. Which should be easy, since Freddy's like the manager or whatever so he probably has the key."
"Oh I lost the key years ago."
"YOU WHAT?!" Chica screeched in his face. "YOU SUNNUVA BITCH"
"Calm down, it was never locked to begin with."
"B-But wait how do you lock it at night?"
"I don't. If anyone comes inside I just beat the shit outta them."
Foxy took a deep breath. "We seriously just could've walked out anytime?"
"Well, yeah." Freddy backed away from Foxy slightly.
"Welp, that's my life's work just thrown in the trash." He pushed everything off the table. "I'll keep the blueprints though. They could be useful."
Applejack fanned herself with her hat. "Um... I... Might've... locked it..." She giggled nervously.
LOLBit just stared blankly into the distance. Chica banged her head on the table repeatedly. Foxy started screaming with anger, while Bonnie just got up and said; "Fuck this shit I'm out.".
"Uh... Freddy?" AJ inched slightly closer.
"TOUCH ME I FUCKING DARE YOU." The farm pony shrunk back and sat away from Freddy.
He stood up, and limped over to the exit with heavy steps. He tried the door to see if it really was locked, and it was. He then cracked his knuckles, and started pulling on the door handles. The metal bent and warped as Freddy's determination made him stronger. The handles popped off. "Fucking shit." Freddy muttered to himself as he dropped the handles, and jammed his fingers in between the sliding doors. They creaked with an unholy screech as it slowly gave way to Freddy's force. Freddy's hands made dents in the aluminum. The sound of his rusty servos sang out of tune with the creaking of the door. The ponies all winced, while the animatronics covered their ears. Freddy gave one final shove at the doors, and they were opened. He stretched his arms. "Damn, that was new." He turned and looked at the stunned crowd. "So, we getting our justice or what?" He smiled as his animatronic friends ran out the door.
"It's so nice out!" Chica yelled gleefully as she rolled in the cool grass.
"The air's not stale!" Bonnie started jumping around happily.
"Look at all those stars!" Foxy was walking around with his head pointed up at the sky. Freddy smiled. He had never seen them so happy before. He took a step onto the grass.
Five Nights of Friendship
Freddy opened his eyes, and expected to see sunlight. There was no sun. Only moon. Right, we're moving at night so no one sees us... He stretched, several joints popping in the process. Ah, that feels so much better. He sat up, and saw that everyone was still sleeping. He turned to the side, only to see Applejack right in his face. He jumped in his seat and fell off the log he was sitting on.
"Sorry, didn't mean to fighten ya." She took off her hat and started chewing on it.
"Well then maybe don't just pop up in my face like that!" He sighed, and hoisted himself back on the log. "Whaddya want?"
"Well, I was thinkin' that since we're the only ones up, we could make some breakfast for everyone."
He squinted at Applejack. "Out of what? Apples? " He said that last bit in a sarcastic tone, which stirred up a few glares from her.
"Well, I would if I had found any. I couldn't. But I did find a pear tree. Pears are more fragile than apples, so I need somepony to help catch them."
"Ah-ah-ah... You said somepony. I'm not a pony, so I guess you're S.O.L."
Applejack tilted her head to the side. "S.O.L?"
"Shit outta luck." Freddy's legs creaked as he stood up and started walking.
"And where do you think you think you're goin' now?"
"Going to wake Bonnie up so I have someone worthwhile to talk to." He now stood next to Bonnie, who was still propped against the tree with his legs in the air. Freddy gently pushed on one of Bonnie's legs. He fell over.
Bonnie woke up with a shock. "What in the fresh crusty hell?" He asked, blinking to clear his eyes.
"Wake up you lazy piece of shit."
"Fack you..." Bonnie said, slurring his words due to the fact that he had literally just woken up. "I'm goin' back to sleep." He laid back down onto the grass.
"The hell you are!" Freddy pulled Bonnie off the ground with one hand, and stood him upright.
"What do you WANT from me?"
"First of all, you're acting like an entitled kid, and second of all, go help AppleCrack pick some pears." He pushed Bonnie towards Applejack.
"FINE!" Bonnie complained, obviously cranky from just waking up. He nudged Applejack, "C'mon Applepie..."
"Er- Applejack-"
"Whatever Applebitch..." This got a laugh from Freddy. Applejack sighed and trotted up to Bonnie.
Freddy looked over at Chica and Foxy. Foxy had climbed a tree and slept, whilst Chica slept in a patch of moss. He looked around for LOLBit, but she was nowhere to be found. Oh shit, she's our only way to find Afton! Where the fuck did she go? He frantically whipped his head around to see if she was in the area. He saw a glimpse of white behind a bush. His legs creaked as he approached the bush.
"Foxy, listen to me goddammit! This is important!" LOLBit scorned as Funtime Foxy finished untying the rope that hung a dead technician.
"LOLBIT, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FREDDY GETS RESTLESS! IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE FUCK UP HE'LL JUST RIP US ALL UP AND GO UP TO THE SURFACE HIMSELF AND GET HIMSELF KILLED! YOU'VE ALREADY FUCKED UP ONCE WITH LETTING MICHAEL LIVE, I FEAR THAT IF YOU DON'T COME BACK QUICKLY HE'LL DELETE YOU!" He tried to keep his voice down as to not alert Yenndo or Funtime Freddy, but it was no use. She just couldn't turn his voice down.
"Oh birthday boy~" A raspy voice sang after the sound of shattering glass. "A-Are you r-r-ea-dy for round two?!" He was holding up Bon-Bon with one arm and had grabbed Ballora by the neck.
"NOT YET, FREDDY! WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR LOLBIT TO COME BACK WITH THE VINTAGE MODELS SO WE CAN-"
"Yeah, yeah, so we can play pretend like we do every day. Why do we need a disguise if we're 6 foot tall murder bots that could just slaughter everything in our paths? Like, we get it Baby, you're traumatized because you 'accidentally' ate a kid. I mean, we could literally just-"
"Freddy, please put me down." Ballora tapped Funtime Freddy on the leg with one of her long, spindly fingers.
"Oh, sure." He dropped her, and continued to talk as the skinny ballerina crawled back to her room on all fours. "As I was saying we could literally just..." He continued to yammer on as Funtime Foxy focused on LOLBit.
"I'm telling you, they're not just suits! They're-"
"ENDOSKELETONS AND MECHANISMS, I KNOW, I READ THE BLUEPRINTS TOO, DON'T THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL!"
"B-but Foxy-"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! BABY WANTS THE SCOOPER TO BE READY IN PRECISELY 3 DAYS, 21 MINUTES AND 33 SECONDS! AND YOU KNOW IT TAKES A LONG-ASS TIME TO BE RECALIBRATED!"
"But-"
"GOOD DAY!" She never liked to end a conversation on a sour note, but he had to get the Scooper ready or she'd run the risk of being left out of the Ennard and forced to stay underground. He sighed, and walked across the room where the Scooper was as Funtime Freddy kept talking about leaving Baby behind and just breaking out of the rental.
LOLBit sighed as the connection between her and Funtime Foxy dropped. "Who're you talkin' to there?" A deep voice demanded, making LOLBit jump. She turned, and saw Freddy with his eyebrows knit together in suspicion.
"Oh! Uh- just talking to myself. Doin' some research on Afton, yanno, the usual." She smiled nervously as Freddy raised an eyebrow.
"What else did you find?" He prodded. LOLBit frantically racked her brain for anymore information on the purple man when two southern voices called out for everyone. Both LOLBit and Freddy turned towards Bonnie and Applejack, who's pear picking trip had apparently come back successful. Freddy turned back to LOLBit as he creaked up to walk back. "I have my eyes on you, LOLBit."
Chica woke up to the sound of Bonnie and Applejack, and the smell of pears. The other ponies walked out of their tents, yawning. She looked around for Freddy and LOLBit, and saw that they were walking towards the campsite. She heard an energetic voice behind her, which she could only assume was Pinkie Pie.
"Goooooood morning-er-evening everyone! OOOOh are those pears? Nice." Pinkie made a beeline for the pears after everyone had the chance to grab one, and downed the rest of them. Chica shook her head, and sat next to Freddy on the log.
The two sat in silence for a while, then Freddy broke the silence. "I don't think I trust LOLBit that much anymore."
"What? Why? She seems so nice!" Chica wiped the pear juice off of her beak.
"I dunno... I saw her hiding behind a bush and talking out loud. She said that she was talking to herself and doing research on Afton, but when I asked about what more she had found, I could tell that she was trying to think of something." He took another bite out of a pear.
"That is kind of suspicious... I dunno, she could've been... Damn, what was it called? 'Lagging'?"
"Maybe... But I'm still keeping my eye on her." He finished his pear, and cracked his back. He tried to get up, but decided to just sit on the log. Chica looked up to see Foxy carrying the toolbox and blueprints.
"Oi, Freddy!" Foxy sat the blueprints and toolbox down in front of himself. "Let's take at look-see at them legs o' yours."
"Oh! Alright..." And he stuck his legs out. Foxy made sure to not accidentally catch on the suit with his hook, and tried to bend one of Freddy's legs.
"Hm." He tried harder, but Freddy's joints were as rusty as an old boat, and screeched like the demons of hell.
"AGH! Jeez, Foxy!" He rubbed his leg. "That hurt like hell..."
"Sorry... I think I have something to fix it in here..." Foxy dug through the toolbox. "Damn. But I do have some WD-40, that'll help." He pulled the can out of the toolbox, and started to spray Freddy's knee joint with it. After he covered the entire thing, he moved on to the other joint. "I'll have to move your leg in order to properly apply the WD-40. Try not to scream, 'kay?"
Freddy was about to say something, when Chica started to speak again. "Wanna hold my hand, big guy?"
"Uh- Y-yeah..." He gripped her hand and inhaled sharply as Foxy moved his leg. The metal screeched just as loud as the other one, if not louder.
Bonnie's ears flicked to the side at the sound of bushes rustling. He turned to Rainbow, who was sitting next to him, watching Foxy fix Freddy's legs. "Did you hear that?"
Her ears also flicked to the side. "Yeah, I do." She heard the sound of humans talking. "I think they heard the metal!"
Bonnie stood up and whistled to grab everyone's attention. "Y'all, we gotta pack up and leave, people are coming!"
"OOOH! Can we meet them, pleeeeeease?" Pinkie pleaded.
"No, we have to leave now! They're coming!" Rainbow warned.
"But I'm not done!" Foxy exclaimed.
"We don't have time! We have to go!" Chica pulled Freddy off the log with a grunt. "Where's LOLBit?"
"I haven't seen her!" Twilight said whilst peering into the bushes. "They're getting closer!
"Bro, is this seriously where you saw those dumb animatronics?" A voice from the bushes asked.
"Yeah! And those weird ponies from that one show!" Another replied.
"Go, go, go, go, go" Freddy demanded, everyone running towards a big rock in the distance. He limped behind, trying to ignore the oily feeling in his knees.
"THERE'S ONE!" A pubescent teen shouted as he saw Freddy struggling to move.
Chica heard one of the teens shout as she turned to see Freddy trying to run. She fell back, grabbed his hand, and bolted towards everyone else, Freddy forced to keep up. They made it to the rock where everyone was, and found that there was a cave inside.
Author's Note
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh I'm back and I brought a brand-new PC and festive cookies.
didja miss me?
Seriously though, I'm sorry I've been gone for so long. My laptop broke, I couldn't fix it cuz of quarantine, when I went to go see if it could be fixed, it couldn't be fixed, so I had to scourge the deep corners of the internet for a replacement laptop but decided to buy a PC and monitor instead, which the monitor and PC took ages to get here because none of the stores are in stock for anything and backflow of mail and shit, but I'm FINALLY BACK!
And as always, I love every single one of you that take time out of your day to read my dumb stories.
Five Nights of Friendship
"I-I'm not s-scared of you..."
It was a quiet night at the pizzeria, and Freddy was looking over the dining area, stopping whenever he saw one of his friends. Chica was in the kitchen, of course, moving pots and pans around to make room to put the pizza dough. Bonnie was at one of the tables in the dining area, tuning his guitar and strumming it occasionally. Foxy, as always, was hiding in his cove. Freddy didn't know where Goldie was, however, he wasn't really worried since he knew that she can't be harmed. Everything was quiet...
Until there were several loud thuds coming from the office. Some muffled voices, female sounding... Freddy's ears perked up, and he cocked his head to the side a little. Chica had poked her head out of the kitchen, and Foxy out of the cove. Bonnie was turned towards the sound, his back to Freddy. Bonnie then turned his head towards Freddy, waiting for a response. Freddy nodded, and pointed his head over to the west hallway, where Bonnie usually traverses through to get to the guard. Bonnie stood from his chair, leaving his guitar on the table.
Bonnie slowly moved towards the office. He could hear 6 voices, all sounding different, with different personalities. Whispery, Arrogant, Overeager, Knowledgeable, Polished, and Southern... Like him... He was at the office now, and looked through the window. He felt like his eyes had shrank into his skull. His jaw moved up and down, trying to find words to say. eventually, he just screamed. Screamed as loud as his metallic lungs would let him. The... creatures... looked up at him, and also started screaming. Bonnie continued to scream, and ran back over to where Freddy was standing.
"What? Bon, what was over there?" Freddy asked in his deep voice with a concerned look on his face as Bonnie quickly grabbed his guitar and hid behind Freddy, holding it like a sword with the broad end away from him.
Bonnie stammered for words "It- I- Legs- Purple- Th-The-Th- Purple- Purple! EEEEEH NO PURPLE BAD!" Flashbacks to that day ran through his head, and all he saw was purple.
"Quit whining, you big baby. I'll go see what's in there, YOU WIMP." Chica glared at Bonnie, and Bonnie glared back at Chica. She walked through the east hallway briskly, and looked through the open door. "Hey, what are-" She was interrupted when the polished voice screamed "GET BACK" and a cup hit Chica in the face. Bonnie sniggered. "Jeez, calm dow-" Chica was shoved to the floor by a speeding rainbow. The rainbow landed on one of the tables. The rainbow wasn't a rainbow at all, but rather a blue horse with wings and rainbow hair. The arrogant voice came out of its mouth.
"I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU ANIMAL THINGS!" It declared. Freddy stepped down from the stage, slowly approached the little blue horse, and stared it down. The horse's ears flopped down, and its eyes widened. "I-I'm not s-scared of you..." Bonnie glanced back up towards the office, and 5 more horse-things came out of the office. A white one with a horn and a purple mane, a pink one with pink hair and a smile that shouldn't be there, a yellow one with wings that was hiding behind an orange one with a cowboy hat, and... a purple one. Purple ain't never been good for us... Bonnie thought.
The blueish bunny was the one that caught Fluttershy's eye. It reminded her of Angel Bunny, her pet rabbit at home. The bunny started speaking again, in an oddly natural southern accent similar to Applejack's. "A'ight I dunno where any of y'all came from, all I know's that y'all are terrifying, and y'all need to leave right now before I have a mental breakdown." He was holding out a reddish v-shaped guitar in front of him as if to protect himself.
Fluttershy then heard shuffling footsteps behind her, and turned to see a... chicken? Duck? She didn't really know, but she thought it was adorable, since it reminded her of baby ducklings. Oh, and it's even wearing a bib! How cute! Fluttershy continued to survey the room, and she caught a glimpse of red inside a curtain. Her attention was drawn back to the bear and Rainbow Dash when Rainbow zipped into the curtain, and was immediately thrown out by whatever was inside. A pirate's hook was now on the edge of the curtain, pulling it back. The curtain was open, and...
A fox's head poked out. It had an eyepatch over one eye. Fluttershy loved foxes, and this one looked torn up, glimpses of metal insides catching her eye. Her eyes wandered back over to the bear. He looked sophisticated, in a black top hat and bow tie. His ice blue eyes stared into her soul. She had a bear back home as well, named Harry. The bear spoke in a deep, almost soothing voice.
"Ok, I don't know what kind of mushrooms were on that pizza I ate, but all I know is that mythical creatures like unicorns and pegasi don't exist, so can we all just calm down, befo-" Twilight interrupted him.
"I can assure you, we are real. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and-"
"Oh god they even have stripper names." The bear commented.
"... Twinkle Sprinkle?" the ducken asked.
"Oh wait wait wait I bet I can guess their names," the bunny blurted out loud, apparently not scared of them anymore. "uh, let's see... AppleCrack," it pointed at Applejack. "Rarirare," it moved it's hand over at Rarity. "FlutterShutter, Zoom Zoom, and Ponkle Pink." motioning towards Fluttershy, Dash, and Pinkie. The ducken and the bear started clapping, however Rarity had an appalled look on her face.
"RARIRARE?! exCUSE ME MA'AM BUT MY NAME IS RARITY, AND I DEMAND THAT-"
"Did you just ASSUME MAH GENDER? I'LL HAVE Y'ALL KNOW THAT I AM A SIR, RARIRARE." The bunny put HIS hands on HIS hips, guitar still in one hand. "YES, I KNOW BONNIE IS A GIRL NAME, BUT THAT'S WHAT MY NAME IS, SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, KAREN."
Fluttershy spoke up. "Oh, um, y-your name is... Bonnie?" Bonnie nodded vigorously. Pinkie Pie was next to Fluttershy, and she had a huge bright smile on her face. She finally couldn't contain her excitement anymore, and started bouncing up and down.
"OOOH! Hey Bonnie! Since you played the Name Game with us, I'm gonna play the name game with you guys! " Bonnie started protesting, but it was too late. Pinkie turned to Foxy, still bouncing up and down. "You are... Foxy!" Foxy had a surprised look on his face. Pinkie then swiveled her head around to face Freddy, and launched herself at the table where Dash was standing. She put a hoof on Freddy's round middle, and stared right into his blue eyes. "And you are Barry the Bear," Freddy was about to correct her, but the hyperenergetic pink mare already shot herself into Chica's arms, and Chica actually caught her.
Wow, Chica usually never catches anything... jeebus chrysler, this is a weird day... Bonnie's really been acting skittish and anxious, Chica more stoic and soul-crushing, Foxy... I really don't care about Foxy, and Goldie's nowhere to be seen. The pink crackhead started talking again, and Freddy snapped back out of trance. "and you, my good friend, are Mr. Ducky!!" the cotton candy thing still had a HUGE smile on her face, and Chica had a look of pure offence. She always really hated being mistook for a "he" or a duck. But this... This was BOTH.
"EXCUSE ME, YOU PINK FUCKER," Chica dropped Pinkie, and most of the ponies had an appalled look on their face at the profanities that were flying out of Chica's mouth. "MY NAME IS CHICA, CHICA THE CHICKEN. HIS NAME," She pointed one of her pudgy mascot fingers at Freddy, who was holding his face in his hand, his microphone now sitting on the floor. "IS FREDDY FAZBEAR, THE ONLY PERSON I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HERE, AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU CRACKHEAD SHITS COMING IN HERE AND FUCKING UP OUR NIGHT. AND YOU, TWINKLE SPRINKLE," she moved her spherical head to face Twilight, who was in the midst of correcting her.
"T-twilight spar-"
"WHATEVER, I DON'T CARE!" Chica continued to yell at the Mane 6, as purple mist started leaking out of the gaps in her mascot suit. The other animatronics didn't seem to actually see the mist, but they did react to it... Their eyes all turned black, with white centers in the middle. They all had angry looks on their faces now, and looked ready to attack. Twilight had seen something like this before, where someone's anger had spread to others, but she had never see it be purple. It was usually red, or green. Twilight looked back up at Chica, who had now cornered her. Chica's eyes now were black as well, only with red centers and white circling them.
Author's Note
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Oh-uhm. Nothing.
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Five Nights of Friendship
Twilight wandered towards the kitchen, where she saw the golden Freddy go. Her purple hooves clacked on the checkered floor as she slowly pushed open the kitchen door. The empty suit sat on the floor, as if its legs had crumpled under its weight. "Hello? Is anyone in there?" Twilight waved a hoof in front of the suit. "Just nod if you can hear me." The suit's head dropped slightly. "Close enough. Your name's Cassidy, right?" When Twilight said that, flashes of "It's me" appeared in her vision. "I'll take that as a yes. I'm Twilight Spar-" Twilight couldn't finish her sentence because white dots rolled into the center of the suit's hollow sockets. A distorted voice started speaking as the suit twitched and convulsed. Twilight's ears flopped down out of fear, and her pupils shrank. She managed to squeak out a sentence. "A-are you ok?" This question was responded with an earth shattering scream and a faceful of Golden Freddy. Twilight screamed harder than she ever had before, and she fell to the floor in shock and fear. A voice sounded in the distance. It was southern.
"Alright, which one of y'all ponies made Goldie mad? The purple one? Makes sense." She heard the sound of shuffling footsteps. "Twankle Sparky? You okay?" Twilight felt a furry hand pull her off the floor.
"T-Twilight Sparkle. Yes, I'm fine, just a little..." She couldn't find the right words.
"Jumpscared? s'alright. Goldie doesn't like being bothered, so... s'your own fault that happened." Twilight looked up to see Bonnie. "I'm gonna leave, I suggest you come with me, Twinkie."
"Twilight."
"Whatever." Bonnie let go of Twilight's hoof, and walked out of the kitchen. Twilight followed closely behind him. When Bonnie was outside the pizzeria, he took a deep breath. "It's been so long since I last have smelled fresh air."
"Bonnie! We gonna free ourselves or what?" Freddy waved Bonnie over to where he was standing next to Foxy, Chica, and LOLBit. He smiled, and ran over to where the rest of the gang was standing.
"Wait, what do we do with the crackheads?" Chica motioned at the ponies lined up at the door.
"Eh, they can die for all I care." Freddy turned away from the ponies and took a step in the opposite direction before LOLBit stopped him.
"These ponies are either gonna get shot by the police or be interrogated and experimented on. They hold a special place in the hearts of children, and as a fellow child-entertainer, you wouldn't want some little girl's dreams to be crushed if their favorite ponies never showed up again. Those beings have families, you know." LOLBit turned Freddy around to face the Mane 6 again, and poked her head over his shoulder, smiling.
He sighed, and moved his hat to the top of his head. "FINE, they can come with us. We can probably deal with anyone that tries to fuck with us."
"YAAAAY! TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!" The pink one had bounded over to Chica and gave her a big hug. Chica pushed her away.
"Personal space exists, y'know." She turned to Freddy with a pleading look on her face.
"No."
"Dammit." She tried to ignore Pinkie Pie bouncing behind her. Each bounce made a "sproing" sound.
Fluttershy was hovering close to Bonnie. He looked over at her and smiled. None of his other friends really liked the ponies much, but he thought they were pretty neat. He was originally scared of them, but then again, he used to be scared of everything. Fluttershy blushed. She lives up to her name, Bonnie thought. I bet 'Crippling social anxiety' is her middle name or some shit. 'Flutter Crippling Social Anxiety Shy. Nah, that doesn't flow right.
"I have a location on Afton! Everyone follow me!" LOLBit announced, her index finger thrusted in the air and her other hand on her hip.
"Lead the way, LOL!" Bonnie marched next to her, his face feeling hot. He turned to Fluttershy, who was keeping pace with him. She smiled and mouthed 'You're making progress!' He grinned warmly. Everything was quiet, and Bonnie could actually hear Freddy's legs creaking as he limped with both legs. I didn't even know that you could limp with both legs at once... We really need to fix them legs. Bonnie fell back next to Foxy, who was not that far behind him. He was carrying the blueprints for the animatronics. Bonnie leaned in close to him, his voice but a whisper. "Hey, if we don't find Afton, do you think we could repair Freddy's legs?"
"I was planning on fixing them the next time we stop." Foxy pushed a blueprint back underneath his arm, as it was falling out from under it.
"Don't we need tools though?" When Bonnie said this, Foxy facehooked, and shoved the blueprints into Bonnie's arms.
"I'll be back! Don't go anywhere!" The pitter-patter of Foxy's endoskeleton legs on the grass faded as he ran back towards the pizzeria.
"What was that all about?" Twilight asked. Bonnie was startled by her sudden words.
"Oh, Foxy went to go get tools so that in case any of us get damaged, he can fix us." Twilight looked up at him with an unamused face. Bonnie cleared his throat awkwardly. "Us... Animatronics... That is."
"HEHEH, GOTTEM!" Foxy came running back with a toolbox in his hook hand. "You don't mind carryin' the toolbox, right? Thanks." Foxy snatched the blueprints out of Bonnie's arms and replaced them with a toolbox.
"Oh, alright then." Bonnie caught up to the rest of the group.
After a while, they came to a conveniently placed campsite. The ponies all slept in the tents, whilst the animatronics just slept in various spots.
LOLBit looked around to see if everyone was asleep, and they were. As she was about to lay down, a booming voice sounded in her ear.
"COUSIN! BABY WANTS AN UPDATE ON YOUR LOCATION! THE CRACKHEAD ISN'T GONNA WAIT FOR YOU TO MOSEY AROUND WITH YOUR CRUSH!"
"JESUS FUCK CALM DOWN FOXY! You scared the shit outta me." There was a little static due to bad connection, but Funtime Foxy's voice was as loud as ever.
"I'M SORRY, BUT YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T TURN MY VOICE DOWN! ARE THE OUTDATED MODELS WITH YOU?"
LOLBit sighed, and turned to see if the vintage models were still in the same place. Chica had shifted a little bit, but appeared to be inactive. "Yes. But I've gathered new information that might-"
"GREAT! YENNDO'S ALREADY IDENTIFIED YOUR LOCATION, SO THERE'S NO MORE REASON FOR ME TO TALK TO YOU IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT!"
"But Foxy-"
"GOODBYE, COUSIN! SEE YOU AT THE RENTAL!" There was a click as the connection broke, and LOLBit's ear returned to a normal stance instead of turned to the side. She sighed, and looked over at Bonnie, who was sleeping against a tree with his feet in the air. He made small snoring sounds, different from the stereotypical obnoxious snoring.
"I'm so sorry, Bonnie." She said the words so quietly, she couldn't hear them. She laid down on a log, and curled up into a ball with her tail over her face. She hadn't noticed that Fluttershy had poked her head out of the tent.
She heard LOLBit talk to herself, but didn't think much of it. She went back inside the tent she shared with Applejack, and slept til the next night.
