The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

Hello, before you start reading, read THIS.The spelling is my attempt at, well, spelling like Derpy Hooves. You know she's a derp, so of COURSE she's going to spell godawful. What I'm trying to do here is think of daily situations for the Derpster and recreate them into words, and continue on to make it incredibly bland. The tragedy tag is there for a reason, but nothing happens to our little Derp. I promise. You'll see if you continue reading this terrible story!  If you get headaches easily, I suggest you don't read. It gave me a bit of one after reading it, my spelling was SO bad! Keep in mind that this is my try at making a trollfic. I hope you like it.

im sittin on da couc watchin televiosn wen i get an ideea. i wanna mofin i thik. i get up an wak to da refridgerdator an ders da mofin. i trie getign it but it slideds awy frm mah hewv an went in da freeza. i opend da freeza an i trie getign it agen. but it flewe out da freza an on tawp o da televiosne an turnd purpal. i finaly gaave up nad went to slep.

MUFFIN