The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

Hello. It's me, Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia. It has come to my attention that Derpy has started writing a story, calling it "The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs". I think it is fucking ridiculous and needs to stop immediately a good chance for her to use her imagination and write. Unfortunately, she is a pretty awful speller and writer. I'm not going to get her to stop, but I suggest you quit reading. I have read over her tale and it is pretty.. what's the word.. retarded.

Uh oh, here comes Derpy. I'll talk to you later!