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That Time I conquered Equestria... As A Colt

by Timzocker201
A Brony has the lamest death one can imagine back on earth and, as a make-up, is transported to equestria as a Unicorn Colt.

James was an average guy. His marks were average, his friends were average, his hobbies... well, you get the idea. Although, there was one thing that made him stand out at least a little. He was a brony. Not much of a deviation from the average, but hey, it's something.
Though, his average life one night made a drastic turn, when he was staying home due to a cold and then... just died. That was it, he died. Of a cold. In the middle of summer. In a country, where the common cold was normally nothing more than an inconvenience.
It was unbelievable, it was almost impossible, but most of all, it was... lame. so lame in fact, that even the universe itself couldn't believe that something like this could happen. Thus, it decided to make it up to James, by giving him another chance in another world, where his life wouldn't be so lame anymore...

Content warnings: evil/manipulative protagonist, foalcon, necromancy, extortion, torture, intentionally bad jokes, as well as complete and utter overuse of the word 'bollocks'.

Complete
Violence
Death
Alternate Universe
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Romance
Sex
Non-consensual
Adventure
 
MOC

100895 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read
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42 Chapters:

  1. The Arrival 2020-10-16 20:59:42 UTC
    2685
  2. A new place to call Home 2020-10-23 17:10:47 UTC
    2130
  3. School Days 2020-10-30 19:09:41 UTC
    2051
  4. EMERGENCY MEETING! (Mini-chapter) 2020-11-13 12:25:44 UTC
    641
  5. Necromancy 2020-11-20 20:48:42 UTC
    3937
  6. Aftereffects 2020-11-27 18:09:05 UTC
    975
  7. Striped mystery 2020-12-14 12:12:42 UTC
    2352
  8. Psychological Pain and Ridiculous Romances 2020-12-18 12:04:48 UTC
    2005
  9. Showbiz is Magic 2020-12-23 23:46:54 UTC
    2862
  10. Preparations 2021-01-04 20:34:39 UTC
    2552
  11. The Best Young Fallers Competition 2021-01-17 16:02:55 UTC
    5042
  12. A Taste of Fame 2021-01-22 20:13:31 UTC
    1530
  13. The Dark Side of Magic 2021-02-06 17:52:14 UTC
    4343
  14. Those Times when Conscience is a Bitch 2021-02-13 12:27:15 UTC
    1843
  15. The higher They rise, the farther They fall 2021-02-20 15:52:51 UTC
    3847
  16. The Drawbacks of being a Child 2021-02-26 15:03:47 UTC
    1429
  17. The Advantages of being a Child 2021-03-14 12:55:58 UTC
    2729
  18. The value of Information 2021-03-21 17:44:16 UTC
    2629
  19. The next Step 2021-04-03 14:27:38 UTC
    3716
  20. Built in three months, destroyed in an hour 2021-04-17 19:04:02 UTC
    2367
  21. A new life ahead 2021-05-01 15:35:41 UTC
    1719
  22. The Menace 2021-05-16 12:36:20 UTC
    2766
  23. A brief Return 2021-05-29 18:57:06 UTC
    2145
  24. Crashing the Party 2021-06-12 20:14:24 UTC
    2962
  25. A special Birthday Party 2021-06-26 18:02:31 UTC
    2175
  26. The Consequences of your Actions 2021-07-10 18:44:31 UTC
    3470
  27. Of Prosecutions and Provocations 2021-07-24 15:07:44 UTC
    1950
  28. Flaming and Blaming 2021-08-07 18:27:02 UTC
    1936
  29. The Flames of War 2021-09-26 12:53:11 UTC
    4159
  30. Investigation and Revisitation 2021-10-03 10:33:50 UTC
    2575
  31. A Spark before Sunrise 2021-10-12 11:20:23 UTC
    1933
  32. Sunrise over the Badlands 2021-10-16 21:53:11 UTC
    2963
  33. Setting the Stage 2021-10-23 18:35:49 UTC
    1422
  34. Conspiracies 2021-10-31 19:49:12 UTC
    3597
  35. Keys to Power 2021-11-06 10:45:55 UTC
    1069
  36. Family Disputes 2021-11-14 10:30:06 UTC
    3047
  37. Hostile Takeover 2021-11-21 13:40:26 UTC
    2390
  38. Mor(t)ality 2021-12-05 18:44:18 UTC
    2767
  39. Equestrian Standoff 2021-12-12 14:12:24 UTC
    1912
  40. Chaos Ending 2021-12-12 14:15:10 UTC
    844
  41. Puppeteer Ending 2021-12-12 14:16:22 UTC
    363
  42. Tyrant Ending 2021-12-12 14:18:30 UTC
    1066