That Time I conquered Equestria... As A Colt

by Timzocker201

First published

James was an average guy. His marks were average, his friends were average, his hobbies... well, you get the idea. Although, there was one thing that made him stand out at least a little. He was a brony. Not much of a deviation from the average, but hey, it's something.
Though, his average life one night made a drastic turn, when he was staying home due to a cold and then... just died. That was it, he died. Of a cold. In the middle of summer. In a country, where the common cold was normally nothing more than an inconvenience.
It was unbelievable, it was almost impossible, but most of all, it was... lame. so lame in fact, that even the universe itself couldn't believe that something like this could happen. Thus, it decided to make it up to James, by giving him another chance in another world, where his life wouldn't be so lame anymore...

Content warnings: evil/manipulative protagonist, foalcon, necromancy, extortion, torture, intentionally bad jokes, as well as complete and utter overuse of the word 'bollocks'.