Chapters The Fuckage and The Stuckage
Double Dick & Double Thick
Mrs.Cake was casually tidying up around the bakery, even though Sugar Cube Corner wasn't opening today she liked to be prepared, plus with Pumpkin and Pound being at school she was able to take care of things at her own pace. The main thing she was looking forward to though, was her time with Pinkie Pie, she loved her husband deeply, but she was a woman with needs and he just wasn't fulfilling them as often as she would have liked. As time had gone on, he had started caring more about expanding the menu and less about railing his indescribably attractive wife, most of the people in town, both male and female would have killed just to spend 10 minutes worshiping her glorious body, most especially her ass.
Mrs.Cake's ass was so huge it was practically one third of what made up her entire body, it stuck out so far she would often bump into objects or knock over things by accident whenever she turned around, it was so shockingly round that her panties pretty much just disappeared in her deep ass crack as if they were caught in between two massive fleshy planets colliding into each other and it was so wide she had trouble squeezing through narrow doorways to the point where she had so often nearly become stuck that she had to have all of the doorways in Sugar Cube Corner enlarged so as to allow her caboose to easily join the rest of her in whatever room she was walking into. There was only one other person who had an ass that rivaled Mrs.Cake's and that person, was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie may not have had the size that Mrs.Cake had, but she was pretty damn close and with the kind of proportions she had, chances were she would end up with an ass like Mrs.Cake once she reached the right age. Technically, the girls all knew that strictly speaking the biggest and hottest ass in town belonged to their number one favorite mare, Tink, though it hardly seemed a fair comparison.
A knock came at the door of Sugar Cube Corner, Mrs.Cake knew it Wasn't Pinkie Pie, she was still upstairs in her bedroom. Who could it be? She put down her feather duster and opened up the door to see the local mail girl, Derpy, with her trademark special eyes and adorable little uniform. "Package for a Ms.Pinkie Pie?"
Mrs.Cake said "Oh, I'll take that dear, do I need to sign anything?"
Derpy just shook her head and said "Nope! Have a nice day!"
As Derpy walked off, Mrs.Cake shut the door and observed the package, it was a decent size, but not too heavy. There was a label on it that read "Item No. 315311, 20 inch DD", what on Earth had Pinkie ordered in the mail? As she set it to one side, she did recall Pinkie mentioned she had bought something special for them both to play with, she could only imagine what it must have been. the part of the label that said "DD" made her think it must have been some kind of breast play item, that was her size after all, she knew that her big rump was her best asset, but she was fairly proud of her well-shaped and decently sized tits as well. A fair amount of people in town most certainly agreed if the stares that people thought she hadn't noticed were any indication. Suddenly there was a thudding noise coming from overhead, Pinkie Pie had woken up it seemed, as an extremely excited blur of pink flashed across Mrs.Cake's vision and was then met with the sight of Pinkie Pie smiling, screaming and jumping with the package in her hand.
Pinkie Pie started yelling "Yes! Yay! Woohoo! Alright! It's here! It's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's-"
Pinkie was interrupted, thank goodness, by Mrs.Cake "Pinkie! Settle down! What is it?"
Pinkie was more excited than usual, which was a scary thought, in response she simply opened up the package to reveal what was inside. It wasn't, as Mrs.Cake predicted, a breast play item. "It's a double ended dildo" said Pinkie Pie, showing Mrs.Cake the box that it came in, "A nifty little thing I purchased for us both to use, one end goes in me and the other in you, then we simply bash our bodacious booties together and get to enjoy 10 inches worth of nice thick cock inside us!" Mrs.Cake was intrigued, young people these days had everything! Though she was curious about its shape, it wasn't exactly... well, human.
Pinkie Pie saw the look on Mrs.Cake's face and said "It's not technically a dick that belongs to any real creature, though I can say it was loosely based on a horse, with a few bits changed here and there for a pleasant experience". Pinkie Pie was starting to sound like she was in the dirtiest infomercial ever. Mrs.Cake was definitely up for it, she knew just as well as anyone else did that Pinkie Pie was the girl who would eventually inherit the title of "biggest ass" in town and she was already well on her way, so the thought of the two of them smacking their asses together with both of them receiving 10 delicious inches of dick was an idea that made Mrs.Cake shudder with anticipation.
"Well then Pinkie..." said Mrs.Cake "What are we waiting for? I've practically finished cleaning up here, why don't we go to your room and give this thing a test drive huh?"
Pinkie nodded as fast as she could and they both made their way upstairs, single file of course, they had learned the hard way that if they tried to go up at the same time, the wide expanse of ass they were both packing would leave them trapped and unable to move at the top when inevitably one of their cheeks would be smooshed up against the wall while the other cheeks pressed up against each other. It was incredible that all the downsides of having a big ass were still just a little bit sexy.
When they got to Pinkie's room, Pinkie put the box down on the bed and said "OK Mrs.Cake, where do we want this big bad boy to go?" Pinkie Pie and Mrs.Cake started getting undressed, simply discarding their clothes on the floor.
Mrs.Cake said "Well if we're gonna be clapping our asses together we might as well go anal, you get that thing out of it's box and I'll retrieve the lube". Pinkie did as she was told and started to open the box to pull out the large double ended phallus while Mrs.Cake simply got out the bottle of lube Pinkie kept in her bedside drawer, noticing that Pinkie was also in the possession of an accurate horse cock dildo that she assumed was for self use, what a fucking slut.
Once Pinkie had finished getting their newest toy out, Mrs.Cake began to squirt lube on it only to find that there wasn't really enough left to get the toy as slick as possible, it would cover the length of the thing certainly, but the layer of lube would be quite thin. Both of them shared a look if slight disappointment mixed with just a tad of concern, it seemed like their fun was already over before it had even begun. "Sorry Mrs.Cake..." said Pinkie, who was slightly embarrassed, she knew that she had probably been pleasuring herself with the horse dildo a little too much lately, which was selfish considering she had a real horse to satisfy her needs, why hadn't she stocked up on more lube? Pinkie continued by saying "We can do this another time if you like".
Mrs.Cake was having none of it " Don't be silly dear" she said, and spread the small amount of lube all over the toy as much as she could "You bought this especially for us to use today, so that's what we will do, I'm sure that it's lubed up just enough for us to enjoy it. Besides, a little friction never hurt anyone" she said with a wink, then crawled onto Pinkie's bed on all fours and thrust out her enormous ass, ready and waiting.
The Fuckage and The Stuckage
Firstly Fuck, Secondly Stuck
Pinkie Pie grinned and practically drooled over the sight of Mrs.Cake presenting her gigantic ass to be fucked, but she didn't want to waste time simply ogling it when she could be ramming a cock up there and smacking her own generous rear against it. Pinkie gripped one end of the toy and said "Alright Mrs.Cake! Who should take an end first?"
Mrs.Cake said "Oh me first I think dear, not to be rude but I feel like your bottom is perhaps just a bit looser than mine is, now come on! Don't keep me waiting!" Mrs.Cake waved her ass from side to side, those cheeks were so gorgeous, they were like two beach balls of glorious ass flesh. As Pinkie got onto the bed, Mrs.Cake instinctively reached both her hands back to pull her massive cheeks apart, she knew by now that her asshole was basically invisible unless she moved her big buttocks out of the way.
With a clear view, Pinkie pressed one end of the toy to her asshole and with a fair bit of pushing it managed to pop inside her tight rear. Mrs.Cake gasped and said "Ooh, OK, we're halfway there!"
That was when Pinkie Pie decided to be a stupid bitch and say "Are we living on a prayer?"
Mrs.Cake let go of her butt to prop her front half up, then looked behind her shoulder at Pinkie with a deadpan look and said "Pinkie dearest, please don't make this less sexy, get the other half of that thing in your ass already and let's get this thing going!" Mrs.Cake was clearly getting just a little bit impatient, Pinkie giggled as she turned around, getting herself in position with one hand still holding the other of the toy. While it was true that Pinkie was looser in the back than Mrs.Cake, there wasn't a whole lot of difference and it still took a great deal of effort to get the other end of the toy entombed in her ass, Pinkie had started to take regular daily muscle exercises to keep her butt from basically just becoming a hole that could take anything up there with little to no ease.
With both of them in position and ready to start, they both pushed themselves backwards and the toy slid inside both of them until their massive asses collided with each other, producing a large smack that echoed throughout the room. Both of them moaned at the satisfaction of being so suddenly filled with 10 inches of thick textured sex toy, but also at the sound and feeling of their asses basically spanking each other, this was going to be fun. Immediately Mrs.Cake and Pinkie Pie started repeating the action and building up a consistent pace, their asses constantly clapping into each other as their butts were brutally pounded by the lifeless cock in between them. As time went on, the only thing they did differently was get faster and harder, both of their ass cheeks turning a shade of red with the force of two such magnificent rear ends smacking into each other over and over again, there was so much jiggly ass flesh to look at, it was like an ass man had a wet dream, then died and gone to heaven to witness the scene.
After a while they were both panting and sweaty, their butts were actually starting to hurt in a bad way despite the absolutely incredible feeling of their butts being repeatedly filled with 10 inches of fake cock. They kept at it however and eventually it paid off as with one final backwards motion, they crashed their asses together and let out loud groans as they came, both of them positively soaking the bed sheets below as their pussies squirted hard and clamped down, attempting to milk a cock that simply wasn't there. Meanwhile, their asses were clenching just as hard, their soft anal walls massaging something that, unfortunately, was unable to feel the benefit of having two big booty babes with their assholes both wrapped around it. This was the best idea Pinkie had ever had, what girl wouldn't want to be ass fucked and spanked at the same time? Not to mention the added kink factors, it was a lesbian fucking, there was a 10 inch thick sex toy, two legendary asses, what more could anyone want?
As they both came down from their high, they both chuckled a little, almost hysterically, they had both enjoyed this a lot more than they initially thought they would. So of course, something had to ruin it. Pinkie, being younger and full of energy moved to get off the bed only to find that she couldn't, something was stopping her. She looked back with worry and then was mystified at what it actually was that was stopping her, it was the sex toy. Somehow, the toy was shaped in just the right way to become lodged in her butt, it was literally stuck inside her and she couldn't pull it out. She grabbed onto the edge of the bed and gritting her teeth attempted to pull herself free, but the thing simply wasn't budging. Mrs.Cake could feel the toy tugging on her ass and her mind registered that something wasn't quite right "Pinkie Pie..." she said "What's going on?"
Pinkie continued to pull, refusing to give up "It... the toy is stuck! I can't get it out!" Eventually Pinkie had to stop pulling and gather her energy which had the rather... unfortunate? Effect of her being pulled back by the toy, forcibly pushing it deep into her ass again and clapping back up against Mrs.Cake's bottom, both of them letting out a small yelp of pleasure.
Mrs.Cake found this hard to believe, she herself had gotten her butt stuck in things, but a thing being stuck in her butt? She was skeptical, that is until she tried to get off the bed too, only to find herself in the exact same situation that Pinkie was in. Her eyes widened and much like Pinkie, she looked behind her to assess the situation, needless to say she was convinced the toy was trapped in her ass. While this was in some strange way, quite sexy, if a guy was fucking them in the ass they felt safe in the knowledge that he could eventually pull out, Mrs.Cake was irrationally annoyed at Pinkie and said "How is it that a fucking real life horse can rail your ridiculously rotund rump and pull out of you and yet this thing can't seem to do the same?!"
Pinkie, feeling flustered said "How the fuck should I know?!" Both of them groaned and realized that if they were going to solve this problem, they needed to calm down and work together.
Mrs.Cake thought for a moment and said "OK, we've both tried pulling separately, let's try doing it together". That seemed logical, on the count of three they both started pulling as hard as they could, desperate to separate from each other, they couldn't very well spend who-knows-how-long connected anally via what had become a rather inconvenient fake dick. Yet despite their strength, they did not prevail, Mrs.Cake grabbed onto one of the bed posts to tug even harder and Pinkie Pie did the same. Their efforts proved fruitless and their muscles eventually gave out and they brought roughly back to each, asses clapping together with still 10 inches of false cock inside of them. While this was weirdly nice, it was starting to become uncomfortable, Mrs.Cake noticed the box the thing had came in and picked it up to look at the back of it. She couldn't see perfectly without her glasses, but could make out the basics, instructions for use said "Lubricate thoroughly", it was then Mrs.Cake realized that she'd fucked up.
Continuing to read she saw more writing that said "Warning: It has come to our attention that some users of this product have experienced unforeseen difficulties, if this quality novelty toy has affected you in some way please dial 221-201-9524 and we will help you". Well, that was good news at least, Pinkie Pie's mobile was only on her bedside table and she could just about reach that without having to needlessly pull on a toy that clearly wasn't going anywhere at any time soon. "Pinkie, there's a helpline, mind if I use your phone?"
Pinkie sarcastically said "Oh noooooo, really? I was rather hoping to be stuck ass to ass with you for all eternity!"
Mrs.Cake wasn't amused and said "Don't make me fire you bitch, or worse, don't make me not want to fuck around with you after this is over!" Mrs.Cake grabbed the phone and starting punching in the number whilst Pinkie Pie mumbled something to herself, something to do with some author being an asshole or something, the usual nonsense.
The Fuckage and The Stuckage
The phone rang and somebody picked up, a husky male voice answered by saying "Hello, welcome to the Naughty Wyvern helpline, this is Daddy speaking, how can I help you?"
This guy was already pissing Mrs.Cake off. "Do I have to call you Daddy?"
The man replied "Yes you do, now how can I help?"
Mrs.Cake sighed as she began to explain the situation "Well, you see me and a friend of mine are using this 10 inch double ended dildo and-"
Mrs.Cake was quickly interrupted by the man on the phone when he said "Let me guess, you've used it but not lubed it and now you're stuck right?" Well, that saved having to explain it.
Mrs.Cake was astounded "How did you know?"
Daddy replied "We have a helpline for a reason ma'am and I can tell you right now you are not the first person to call with this problem. I keep telling management that they should really consider discontinuing that product, but there's too much of a demand for it for them to even think about doing that, so I guess people are stuck with it, no pun intended". Informative, but totally fucking useless.
Mrs.Cake said "Well, what's the solution then?"
This is where the glimmer of hope Mrs.Cake and Pinkie Pie had to resolve this issue quickly, promptly died. Daddy said "Well, we do have an extra slick lubricant product that has been produced to somewhat combat this particular problem, it's fairly new but it works, we're even planning to have it be a bonus item with the double ended dildo so hopefully nobody is ever in your situation ever again. As of right now though, it's a separate item, the unfortunate thing there is that individual products usually take 2 to 3 days to be delivered, depending on where you are". Again, this was informative, but still left Mrs.Cake and Pinkie with no clue as how the fuck they were meant to become unstuck, then Daddy said something that was somehow even more useless "The best thing I can suggest is that you find a way to pull apart from each other in a way that prevents the two of you from coming back together even if you stop physically and actively pulling".
Wow, it was genius. Mrs.Cake sighed and said "OK, thank you, bye" and simply hung up the phone before putting it back down on the bedside table.
Pinkie Pie said "Well, what's the deal?"
Mrs.Cake said "Well, there is some extra slick lube you should have bought with this, however he said we have to just keep pulling, but do it so that if we stop pulling we don't immediately end up back where we started".
Pinkie Pie thought for a moment, then she realized there might actually be a way to do just that. "Mrs.Cake! I got it!"
Mrs.Cake raised an eyebrow and said "What is it?"
"We need to go down the hall to Pound and Pumpkin's rooms" said Pinkie.
"Why?" said Mrs.Cake.
Pinkie was getting tired of this continuous back and forth and said "Could you just trust me please?! Or do you want us to be locked together like this forever?!"
Mrs.Cake went "OK fine! Geez!"
They both went to move only to feel that familiar sensation of going nowhere. They looked at each other and realized what had to happen, since Pinkie Pie knew the plan Mrs.Cake moved back to where she was to let Pinkie lead their movement. Pinkie got up off the bed, with Mrs.Cake following close behind until finally both of them were standing up, in their effort to free themselves as soon as possible, they forgot why they always walked single file and jammed themselves side by side in Pinkie's bedroom door, their huge cheeks not allowing them to move any further. This was getting more ridiculous by the minute, they reversed back in to Pinkie's room before Pinkie turned to Mrs.Cake and said "Keep your fat ass behind my fat ass, you fat ass!" Mrs.Cake could have made some kind of rebuttal, but decided not to, it was at least partially her fault that they couldn't go through a door together, her body simply didn't allow for it.
With Pinkie once again leading, they both awkwardly made their way to Pound and Pumpkin's bedroom doors, feeling the double ended dildo shifting around inside their full thick asses. The doors were directly opposite each other, which is where Pinkie's plan came in, she turned to Mrs.Cake and said "OK, here's what we're gonna do, you go through one door, I go through the other, we spread our legs wide apart and we pull. That way our feet will stop us from being pulled back through the door and we won't lose any progress we make". Well, it was worth a shot. They both went through their respective doors, already start to feel the dildo stretching until going taut, luckily allowing both of them to stand in each bedroom. They both spread their legs apart until their feet were either side of their door so that any backwards movement would be stopped as soon as their heels hit the wall, then once again on the count of three they started pulling as hard as they could, eyes scrunched, teeth gritted, pretty much going red in the face with the effort they were putting into it.
Pinkie Pie was just started to feel sweat developing on her forehead when she suddenly surged forward and landed on the floor, the dildo having finally been wrenched from her ass. She let out a moan of satisfaction as her ass was finally emptied, she could feel how much her ass was gaping, she'd probably have to re-train her muscles extra hard the next time she went through her anal strength regimen, but at that moment she didn't care, her plan had worked! Pinkie jumped up into a standing position with a squeal of glee and start screaming "Yipee! We did it! we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we-"
Mrs.Cake had to interrupt Pinkie's celebrating again with a shout "Pinkie!"
Pinkie quickly shut up and turned to see what Mrs.Cake wanted, she struggled hard to hold back the absolutely insane amount of laughter that was building up in her chest, it was just too hilarious. Mrs.Cake wasn't as tickled by the situation as Pinkie was, she was stood there with the double ended dildo hanging out of her ass, it was still stuck up there.
Pinkie Pie managed to hold down her laughter as she said "Well, you did say your ass was tighter than mine!"
The Fuckage and The Stuckage
"Pinkie Pie, I fail to see how this is funny" said Mrs.Cake. Pinkie Pie had just finished having an absolute laughing fit, she was in such hysterics that when she had finally calmed down she had to wipe tears away from her eyes, the sight of Mrs.Cake's annoyed and deadpan look in combination with a big double ended dildo up her ass was just too much, laughter came from inside of Pinkie as her body's response to delight.
Pinkie Pie had an idea "Why don't you try pushing it out?" Mrs.Cake felt stupid, why hadn't they thought of that before? Oh well, if it didn't work at least they would know it would have been pointless to try anyway. Mrs.Cake bent over and pulling her cheeks apart, she began exerting all the force in her body to try and push the dildo out of her ass using her anal muscles alone. In any other situation, this kind of display would have disgusted Pinkie Pie, that was one fetish she most definitely wasn't into, but the fact that Mrs.Cake was trying to push out a dildo rather than... something else, actually made it kinda hot. Her hole was twitching, trying to force out the large intruder, Mrs.Cake groaned as she squeezed with all her might, but it just wasn't happening. She was about stand straight back up when she felt a foot on one of her ass cheeks as Pinkie Pie took hold of the dildo with both hands and started pulling as hard she could, on paper this was a pretty good plan, in practice however it still had no effect whatsoever, the dildo simply refused to move, let alone fall out of her ass.
Mrs.Cake stood up and said "Well what now?"
Pinkie Pie thought for a moment, if Mrs.Cakes tight ass couldn't push it out and she herself wasn't strong enough to pull it out, then they needed Mrs.Cakes ass to be looser and someone stronger to pull on the dildo... she knew just what to do. "Mrs.Cake..." said Pinkie "I'm about to do something that would seem counter intuitive to our goal here, but we need to do it if we're ever gonna pull out the dildo plugged into your butt, OK?"
Mrs.Cake, with a nervous look said "Um... OK". Now that Pinkie had permission, she took hold of the end of the dildo and rammed all of it the rest of the way up Mrs.Cakes ass, causing her to yelp in surprise and not a small amount of pleasure. "Pinkie! How is that supposed to help? It might be stuck even deeper now!" Mrs.Cake was furious until Pinkie Pie explained "Well it needs to be hidden in view if we are going to go out in public!" Well, that made sense, but she didn't know why they had to go out at all, nevertheless she trusted Pinkie, so after they got their clothes on they set out to Sweet Apples Acres.
The walk on the way to Sweet Apple Acres was awkward, Mrs.Cake felt rather uncomfortable and a little bit naughty as she walked through town in the full knowledge she had 20 inches of cock stuffed in her ass, plus walking felt really strange and caused a couple of passers by to give her funny looks instead of "damn, look at that ass" looks. As they arrived they saw Applejack and Fluttershy kissing outside the barn, when Applejack noticed them approaching she broke away from the kiss and said "Howdy y'all! What can I do for you?"
Fluttershy blushed as she was faced with Mrs.Cake, Fluttershy was an ass girl and Mrs.Cake had the ass of asses. If she hadn't already just cum, she would have creamed herself right then and there. Pinkie Pie began to explain the situation "Well AJ, Mrs.Cake here has a little problem, partially my fault, show 'em boss". Mrs.Cake without a single hint of embarrassment turned around, somehow managed to pull her jeans and panties down over her colossal caboose, bent over, spread her cheeks and much to her relief, pushed a decent amount of the dildo out of her ass until it was back at the point where it wouldn't go any further.
Applejack and Fluttershy were wide-eyed and in shock, Pinkie continued talking "Strange and impossible as it may seem, that thing is stuck and we need it pulled out, capiche?" Fluttershy nearly fainted, it was like one of her wildest lesbian dreams was coming true.
Applejack just said "Uh... OK, not quite sure why you came to me for this but I can give it a go". Similar to before Mrs.Cake felt something pressing on one of her ass cheeks, this time it was a boot, Applejack grabbed onto the dildo with both hands and began to pull harder than she had ever pulled anything in her life. Mrs.Cake attempted to help this time by adding the force of her pushing to the effort, yet it was STILL firmly nestled in the caverns of Mrs.Cake's ass. This was a problem.
Applejack chuckled a little "Phew! That thing is really in there huh?" Applejack tried to think of something when her eyes landed on Chester, she smiled and said "I've got an idea..."
-5 minutes later-
Pinkie Pie wasn't sure what to think, briefly pausing her expert licking of Mrs.Cake's pussy, she turned to Applejack and said "Are you sure this is gonna work?"
Applejack just shook her head and said "Nope, but it's worth a try! You ready Mrs.Cake?" Mrs. Cake nodded, she was in Chester's pen with her ass pressed up along one edge, the dildo was sticking out through a decently sized gap with a rope tied firmly around it, which connected to another rope that was tied to the reins Chester was wearing. Pinkie Pie was tonguing Mrs.Cake's pussy and Fluttershy was there to just watch the spectacle play out, the plan was that Chester would run and through sheer brute strength, would yank the dildo out of Mrs.Cake's ass at the same time her ass muscles loosened when Pinkie brought her to orgasm, it was so fucking crazy that it might just work. Applejack said "Alright, here we go then! Hyah!" She gave Chester a firm slap on the back of his hip and he began galloping off into the field. The amount of loose rope became less and less and less until finally it went taut, Mrs.Cake let out a scream of pleasure as she came, soaking Pinkie Pie's face, but also a scream of torturous pain as the dildo at last was roughly ripped out of her ass, finally out in the open air again. Applejack whistled to signal to Chester that he could stop running, but not before the dildo sailed through the air and clobbered Fluttershy across the head, knocking her clean fucking out as a bruise began to appear.
Applejack was pissed off and said "Well, congratulations, you made my girlfriend fall unconscious by getting a massive dick to hit her in the fucking face!" Pinkie Pie and Mrs.Cake were immeasurably embarrassed, after helping Applejack get Fluttershy to bed and retrieving their double ended dildo they went back to Sugar Cube Corner to reflect on the days events. Pound and Pumpkin were still at school, so they spent their time tidying the place up and putting the dildo away in it's box and in a secret place for safekeeping for when they wanted to use it again in future, that was a point actually... when they were done Pinkie Pie looked at Mrs.Cake and said "Sorry about today Mrs.Cake, I would understand if you didn't want to use that toy again" she was a little disheartened that her generous gift had gone wrong and the sex had gone slightly awry, but she was just thankful to still be employed and have Mrs.Cake for a fuck buddy.
Mrs.Cake smiled and said "On the contrary Pinkie, I'd love to use that in future with you". Pinkie was ecstatic, she was so glad that Mrs.Cake had at least enjoyed the day in some way.
Pinkie Pie said "Awesome! Shall I buy a bottle of that extra slick lube you talked about earlier?"
With a mischievous smile, Mrs.Cake said one simple word.
"No"
The End
Author's Note
Thank you Anonymous for this story idea! I hope you enjoyed it! :)
The Fuckage and The Stuckage
Pinkie Pie got out of bed, her hair slightly frazzled and she was incredibly tired. Suddenly the light came on and she shielded her eyes, not quite ready to be so suddenly awake, it was only when she saw who had switched the lights on that she recollected where she was and how she had got there. "Well, look who decided to wake up" said Applejack, standing in the doorway next to Fluttershy "You doin' alright sugar cube? Chester did a real number on you this time around, I don't know how you keep up".
Pinkie got out of bed and went to the usual spot where her clothes were kept and started to get dressed "Whew, you're telling me! Seriously girls, it's so great that you two are kind enough to clean me up afterwards and let me crash here whenever I come round for a bit of bum fun with Chester" said Pinkie Pie.
Fluttershy just chuckled and said "Oh it's the least we can do Pinkie, Chester is an irresistible one. Though you get to have the best of both worlds, being that you get to bed Mrs.Cake every now and then, seriously, she is such a fucking MILF. It makes me shiver all over just thinking about her"
Pinkie Pie giggled "Well, an employee has got to keep her boss happy! Especially with her husband often travelling to new lands to see if he can find any new recipes for Sugar Cube Corner, sure he comes back with plenty of ideas, but how can he not see that Mrs.Cake is a woman with a body that demands attention?"
Pinkie was not the only person in town who thought this, several boys and a fair amount of women couldn't imagine why Mr.Cake ever wanted to not be with his wife and be doing every single depraved sexual activity that her body so obviously and desperately craved. Pinkie Pie had become her reliable fuck buddy, but Mrs.Cake often entertained a boy or two as well, Mr.Cake was going to lose his wife to pretty much everyone in town who wanted a piece of her ass if he wasn't too careful. As Pinkie finished getting dressed she said "Thanks again girls! I better get back to my place, Mrs.Cake and I have plans for tomorrow and I've ordered a little special something that we can both enjoy, I'll be sure to tell you about it later!" With that, Pinkie skipped out of the bedroom and started making her way home.
