Chapters South Park: the truth of gay ponies
"Manny things can happen like really bad things I mean who knows what could happen I-" the door opens and the women stick her head in
"Sweetie it's time for dinner"
"MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" Eric shouts slamming both hands on his desk "oh I'm sorry sweetheart" she said until she sees Eric jump off his chair
"Too late the moment is ruined," Eric said crossing his arms walking out of his room, and heads downstairs.
Ah, the life here in South Park is... Well fine I guess, the people act like how the world act all the time, fathers getting drunk and messing up their car and blame others, mothers losing their shit about their kids doing drugs or whatever, and people getting pissed about someone shitting on their front porch. Just a normal life am I right?
You are a douchebag well not actually but a name I guess you have gotten used to, the name was given by your pal Eric Cartman... What a minute what is your real name? Your father and mother call you Sport but others call you butthole and shitface or well douchebag.
Oh well you were having dinner with your family, and you just have finished your meal and you wanted to go watch tv until your front door was knocking
"Oh, who can that be?" Your dad said walking up to the door to see Kyle stand there
"Hello, can I speak with your son, please?" Kyle asked waving over to you
"Oh sure. Sport be back soon and safe" your father said opening the door for you to leave. You nod and get up and head out the door and walk up to Kyle
"Hey, man look Eric wanted me to come and get you and tell you about something about a crisis. Gear up and meet me at Eric's house" Kyle said giving a thumbs up and head out.
You nod and crack your hands together, heading back inside to quickly run upstairs and get your gear on. After putting on your cape and your crown you walk out and make a fist bump no longer a sport but... King uhh douchebag... Never mind, quickly running back out you set course to HQ Cartman's residents.
As you make your way to HQ you see nearly everyone there having the same expression of confusion on their faces but as they see you walk up some take a bow before you
"The king is here," Craig said making everyone else gasp and bow before Eric opens the door
"Oh shit your all here... Okay umm listen hear everybody were under some bad situations if you fallow me," Eric said adjusting his batcoon mask and opens the door all the way, and heads downstairs putting up the password
Fuck. You. Mom
As you all head downstairs you see Kenny also in his uniform crossing his arms waiting for the news "so you got us here now what is it?" Kenny said in his Mysterion voice.
"Okay listen we have some very bad news... Connor has returned with a new guy and has the stick of truth" Eric said making all the kids gasp except for Kyle
"Wait a second we threw it into the ocean," Kyle said and some with the others nod with him
"Yes! I know fuck off Kyle!" Eric said pointing the middle finger at him "anyway the problem is that I know who this kid is... He was part of an old gang I ran with... The brony" he said and everyone gasped except for you this whole time, Eric looks over to you and lifts a brow and puts a hand on his face
"Yo Douchebag get up here," Eric said
You make your way up and stand next to Eric "so since you are still new here I have to tell you everything blalalalalala" Eric said making a strange noise
"Uhh Eric what are you doing," Stan said
"What making thoughts sound effects for a backstory- Fuck off!"
The young Eric looks at the posters of my little pony seeing them doing happy position and everything, but the other kid walks up and throws down a pillow in the ground, and the young Eric cartman look up at his no longer best friend Anonymous
"What are you doing?" Eric said looking down at the pillow of that one rainbow pony "I'm going to fuck the pillow" Anon said happily getting on the pillow and begins to hump it, for once on that day Eric felt disgusted seeing a man fuck a pony pillow
"And so I ran and never looked back," Eric said looking at everyone looks on with disgust
"Man what a fucked up world," Kenny said fixing his hood as for the others just look away. To you, that sound so fucked up and it makes you cringe a lot
"So what should we do?" Kyle said
"First we should run since he knows where I am and-"
"CARTMAN GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Anon shouts making everyone gasp "shit he found us, EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!!" Eric shouts until Kenny stops everyone
"We can't run! We all promised to work together!" Kenny said
"Yeah but there is no time for every character to be in this story," Eric said
"Oh"
Very soon the door gets kicked open some of the kids run up but only get jacked back down and soon Anon walks into the room with a hood on but then takes it off showing him have a green mask on with a question mark kinda copying Kenny costume
"Eric Cartman" anon said as more brony walk in holding swords and one holding the stick of truth "whoa man careful with the names were super-" Eric gets punched in the face knocking back down on the ground
"Shut up Cartman," Anon said
Eric groans trying to get up but has a bit of trouble getting up
"Go away Anon don't want to deal with you," Stan said buzzing a bit. Anon laughs a bit walking up and picked up the stick of truth "now now, shut up and accept your defeat. He said pointing the stick at you. Everyone gasped until a big pitch laugh makes everyone stop and look at Anon and see him lift his hand, Connor then revealed himself.
"Well hello boys," Connor said
"Fuck you, Connor," Eric said
"Fuck you" "no fuck you" "FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"What is going on here?" Kyle's mom shouts walking down the stairs, Anon quickly grabs the stick and then points it high in the sky
"hippity hey hippity who get the fuck out of this room!" Anon chants and soon everything goes black and white and soon red and green and all of the other fucking colors go until the room was clean with only Eric, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and you are gone.
"Hey, guys what did I miss?" Butters said walking into the room and sess kids everywhere and Kyle mom look to be dead but not since she is a bitch ha
"Oh no" was all Butters said until the scene goes black
South Park
"Wow what a title"
"FUCK OFF KYLE!"
Author's Note
So the first chapter is done and our journey begins. hope you enjoy it as for now see you next time bye
South Park: the truth of gay ponies
As the set turns back to blue, birds begin chirping, and the wind blows gently across your face making you shack and get up looking around, knowing now that you are in a forest probably far out of town you look around to find your friends.
You see Eric on top of Kyle and Kenny has crashed into a tree but luckily not dead for once.
"Mmm Eric- get mmm get the fuck off me!" Kyle shouts trying to push Eric off, Soon Kyle gets up and takes some deep breath, and sighs standing back up
"Now where the fuck are we?" Kyle said
"Shit uh fuck where is Tool shed? Stan!? Where are you?" Eric shouts
You look around the area and begin thinking now that South Park did not have a green forest out far from town. You look at Kyle and Eric, nod telling them to follow, and look around for Stan.
"This is bad," Eric said over and over as you see a pathway to a green plane which is not normal for it being close to South park
"Fuck! Where are we at!" Eric shouts
"Shit up Eric we'll be fine we just need to use our-" Kyle stop as he sees his phone gives the no signal symbol, as he puts it back he sees Eric slowly fall onto his knees
"No home, no network, no Stan, and even the worst part... NO PORN!" Eric then begins to cry, but just before anything happen with Eric, Kyle slaps him across the face and grabs him
"Look Eric we're the freedom pals! We got the king here with us and we will find Stan and get home and- wait where is Kenny"
"Hey, guys! Kinda stuck in this tree" he said adjusting his hood as best as he could.
A moment later
"Wow that was one inspirational speech Kyle to bad the readers won't hear it," Eric said as they walk the path hopefully back home.
Stan grumbles getting up and sees that he is in a jail cell and he could see his gear on a table in front of him "fuckin hell" he said stretching a bit and looks around the jail cell until the doors open and the sounds of a horse or something with hooves trots in the room.
"Hello human," a female voice said as the cell opens, a grey guard of a pony stand there with a frown waiting for Stan to make his move, first he shouts
"Holy FUCK a talking pony!" He was then picked up by an unknown force making him float and gets dragged out of the cell.
As he was in what looks to be a thrown room he looks up and sees a tall white pony stand next to Anon who looks with an evil look
"That's one of them," he said before he lifts the stick and points it at the white pony
"Take this and put it in my chambers, my love," he said, and the white pony bows and grabs it out of his hand and kinda licked his fingers, it makes Stan gag a bit
"Shut it, Stan!" Anon shouts walking down the stairs and grabs a cup of something, takes a sip, and hands it back to the same pony
"Forgive me. I welcome you to Canterlot castle my home where only me and my loved ones stay and are free"
"From what?"
Anon turns around and clears his throat and looks back snapping his fingers and a book was brought to him and he says one thing "the Gays" he said
"You see Stan I'm a homophobic and when it comes to my little pony show... OR nothing but girls and that's not right for me. There needs to be a man and that is me by the way. The gays are what makes us weak here in this world but with the stick of truth and Connor's power ill have them all work for me. But I need one thing to be done and that revenge that needs to be done... Eric Cartman will pay for what he did to me" Anon shouts as the dramatic music stops by Stan
"That's fucking stupid man... I mean if I die I'll say that you are a funding dumb-" he soon was kicked in the head knocked out"
"Take him away! And find Cartman and his idiots friends" Anon shout sitting back down on his throne and begin to laugh.
As you and others make way to what looks to be a town sadly not to be home but hey it's a town. You hear Eric groan a bit
"Can we stop I... I need some fucking food man" Eric said falling on his ass and painting
"We can't stop town is right there," Kyle said
"Fuck. you. Kyle" Eric said falling on his back slowly beginning to sleep dreaming of having cupcakes by seeing that building, but soon Eric gets back up and gasped
"Oh no... No, no, no" Eric moves around now, and Kenny crossed his arms "what is he doing now?" He asked
"We need to get out of here... I know that building... Ponyvile" he said, you raise a brow and the others do the same
"What the hell is that?" Kenny said
Eric does not answer but only just says no over and over, you look at the town and then noticed something move up, quickly patting Kenny's arm you make him look at it and tell the other, this made Eric hide behind you.
"Is that a horse?" Kyle said
"No, you fucking jew it's a pony," Eric said whimpering more, this strange pink puffy pony walks up and smiles a bit and waves a hoof not normally as a pony
"Hi" and it talks too, soon them Eric screams and jump up and shows his claws and begins to cut up the pony and soon them starts punching it, then grabbing the rock from the road he starts hitting the ponies head over and over
"FUCK. YOU. PINKY. PIE!!!" He shouts dropping the rock, both Kenny and Kyle grab Eric's arms and pull him back.
"Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with you" Kyle said
"Eric you son of a bitch!"
"I just need to kill one... Now we have food... Now whatever you do. Don't go to that town" Eric said.
You scratch your head looking at the other who shrugged "let's just get I guess a camp ready then" Kyle said.
But then Eric shouts again, pointing back at the town and see more than one pony walk up holding what looks to be weapons... Oh fuck
Stay tuned next time. What will happen to Stan, will he ever be saved, and how will you and the others stop the army of ponies on the way... To be continue
"Stupid cliffhanger"
South Park: the truth of gay ponies
"You know Eric this is your fault!" Kyle said running through the forest, Eric would have called him a stupid jew but since he is running fast for once and also he is dealing with ponies that fucked him up, he managed to take a quick stop and paints
"Fuck you" and continues running again more into the woods. After a good hour, the sound of yelling ponies stopped and it makes everyone stop and paint
"Holy... Shit... What... The... Fuck" Eric said falling on the ground and gives a loud sigh. Kenny gets up a tree and looks around the area before he jumps down
"We can't make a fire they'll see it and know where here," Kenny said lowering his hood and rubs his face sitting down next to the tree, Kyle does the same and takes his kite off "what do we do?" He said looking over to you.
Eric shrugged getting up and spits at the ground "I don't know what to do and how to find Stan this is so worse than playing the stick of truth" he said, you then sit down and pull out your phone and look to see no connection and also see no power as well... But as it turns off you see six eyes behind you making you get up and get in your pose to fight your foe. You point at the bush getting the attention of the others.
Soon three ponies walk out and have an innocent look "he- Hello" one of them said, Eric almost yelled again but Kyle quickly slaps his face and walks up next to you
"Who are you and what are you and why the fuck can you all talk?" He said
"Well, my name is Apple bloom-"
"Scootaloo and Sweetiebell," Eric said
"Dick bag," Scoots said making Eric get pissed "fuck you bitch" he said crossing his arms
"Well, it's I guess nice to know you... My name is-" Kenny pushed Kyle making him stumble back "Kenny what the hell!" Kyle said making Kenny slap his face and help Kyle up, he is trying to keep the secret identity and all but he walks back over to Eric
"Anyway, I'm Kyle, this Kenny and Eric and that uhh what your name?"
You lift a finger and was about to speak until Eric bumps in "King buttlord or whatever the fuck" Eric said
"Anyway again what do you want?" He said
"We... Well our resistance Captain wanted to help you" Sweetie said
"And who would that be?" Eric said and sees Scoots walk up to him "our fearless leader Rainbow dash" Eric then back up and paints a bit and then falls on his knees and laughs
"Really?! the gayest one! Hahaha wow, I can see-" soon then he was kicked in the gut by Scoots making him gasp and cough "you... Hit... Like a..." And then he passed out
"Wow his is an asshole" Apple bloom said
"Yeah. Okay, fine well sees your leader but if you make one wrong move we will kick your ass" Kyle said, you nod along with him and walk up and see Eric get up and shakes his head
"What happened?" He said
"Scoots just kicked your ass with one kick," Kenny said as they follow the three ponies to this resistance leader.
"Hey, you know that locking me in here is an uncool thing to do!" Stan said
"Forget it," a pony said
Stan looked at the cell on the other side and sees a purple and a bit of red pony lay there with a sad look, Stan walks up and grabs the bars "who are you?" He asked
"Miss Cheerilee... I was locked in here for being gay" she said
"Wow..." Stan thinks for a moment but then stops seeing Cheerilee roll around saying things like it's hopeless and everything "hey there's nothing to worry about. My friends are gonna solve this problem. That dickhead Anon does not know what is coming" Stan said giving some hope, but the moment was gone right as the door opens and a guard walks in holding a tray with her magic.
'Wow that's shiny' Stan said seeing the white pony guard open the door and place down the tray not until the food touched her hoof, soon she screams and tries to clean the mark with magic. 'Now is my chance' soon Stan slowly walks to the cell door and slowly lifts a hand to one of his drills and quickly puts it under his pillow and sits in the same spot where he was at.
"Now that's better... Human! Here is your food" she said slowly putting it down on his bed. Stan lifts the tray and sees nothing but grass on it, now upset he grabs one and sees some green stuff at the bottom "what the fuck is this?" He said
"Grass from the backyard," she said closing the gate and walking away, closing the door.
"Well now I have a way out," Stan said looking around the place and then sees a bolt and some screws "perfect," he said
"Don't worry Miss Cheerilee will be out" Stan said
"H-how" Cheerilee said
"Well now that I have my drill I can open this cage and then yours, grab my gear, and find my friends," he said
"That might work but Anonymous would be looking for us," she said
"Ah let him look that jackass won't do anything once I'm back with my friends," Stan said
"But where would they be?" She asked
Now this made Stan stop and look back at her 'she is right where are they?' Stan shakes his head and looks back "that is a good question... I don't know where they are" he said sitting down now, Cheerilee puts a hoof to her chin and thinks
"Well we could go to the canterlots sewers and escape to the forest," she said
"That could also work," Stan said getting up "then we do that and find your friends and save the world," she said smiling now for the first time.
"Deal we wait till midnight," Stan said
As you and your group moves more into the woods you hear lots of sounds of animals, it's not that bad but hearing one giant footstep makes you and Eric, Kenny, and Kyle panic a bit, but soon the three ponies stop and look back
"We're here," Scoots said moving a branch and soon a tiny camp was in front of them and ponies walk around surviving, but the one who stands next to a map has on a good and has rainbow hair, she looks over to you and she makes her way to you and she speaks
"So you are the other humans," she said
"Yeah?" Eric said
"Welcome to our camp," she said, it was not that bad for a camp but there were lots of ponies there both male and female, Kyle walks up and points at the pony
"You must be Rainbow dash," he said and she nods, "so gay" Eric whispered, and Scoots kicked him lightly again
"Yes, I am but not the same anymore... After Anon attacked us I need to fix this problem but we felt weak. Magic is useless against him not without the totem" she said
"Uhh what totem?" Kenny asked
"The totem... It's called the truth of the gay ponies"
"Poor name calling," Eric said until he was jab again by Scoots. Rainbow dash then walks over to a purple pony who was reading a map but was then interrupted
"Oh there here hang on," she said grabbing some papers until she lays them out "okay so the totem can lie in any cave but we don't know since it is guarded by Anon's royal guards but we do have a chance finding them but we don't have much strength left," She said
"Listen can you help get our world back?" Rainbow said
You look over to Kyle and then Kenny and Eric and they all nod, you step up and nod making Rainbow smile
"Good then let's move and save our home!" And the whole camp cheers ready to begin operation: the truth of the gay ponies.
And so our heroes have met the resistance leader and now they help look for the totem can they find it? Stay tuned next time on dragon ball- oh shit uh South park the truth of the gay ponies
"You fucked up"
