How to Talk to Mares

         I needed something to eat. After all, I was on my way to a very big meeting that I'm hosting. The first "How to talk to mares" class is happening tonight. In fact, its happe- oh buck. OH BUCK! IT ALREADY STARTED!!! How am I late for my very own meeting? I'm usually so focused. I'm just not myself when I'm hungry. See, this is why I need to eat a hearty meal every day.

Anyway, I stopped at the closest shack with food. It had apple tarts, pies, fritters, candied apples, caramel apples, basically, any apple treat you could think of. An orange mare seemed to be running the shack."Howdy partner, what can I do ya for?", she asked in a country accent.

With just apple flavored foods on the menu, it wasn't very hard to choose what to eat."Uh......gimme an apple fritter".

"Sure thing, that'll be two bits.", she said. I handed her the money and gobbled it up as soon as she gave it to me, not noticing the weird look she gave me.

"Oh sweet Celestia, this is good! I'll have another, please! In fact, I'll have 6 more!"

"Uh, sure. That's twelve bits.", she said, looking a bit baffled. I handed her the money, took the fritters, and began eating.

As I was eating, I asked the mare her name.

"Applejack." Huh, Applejack. That explained the apple foods.  These fritters were delicious, almost as if they came from the place with the best baked goods in Ponyville; Sugarcube Corner. I even have a friend there who gives me discounts every other day.Hmm........Sugarube Corner.......wasn't there something big going on there tonight? .......Oh yeah!! The meeting that's happening now-

"OH BUCK!!!! I'M STILL LATE! GOTTA GO! NICE MEETING YOU APPLEJACK!!!!" I yelled.

"Uh, bye?", I heard her say as I left.

"Sweet Celestia, he could be related to Pinkie."