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A Pair Of Silly Strings

by Great Humanity
A clopfic between you and the beautiful Lyra and Bon-Bon, how magical and sweet!

Since you were a child, you had big dreams of being a baker, but they were constantly shot down by your mom and dad. Of course, your friends told you otherwise, saying you'd make a good baker. Regardless, the constant putting down by your parents convinced you not to go through with your dreams, so you ditched them. When you reached the age of 21, you took the next best job: A Bartender. Things were going okay until one lighter drop and an alcohol spill set the bar on fire. You soon lost your life saving drunken civilians, getting incinerated after being crushed by a falling support beam, drinking up some whiskey before passing. Now you end up hungover behind some bar in a town full of Anthro Ponies, and who takes you in? Two mares, one who's obsessed with your kind, and another who's uneasy about it. Let's hope you can make yourself welcome to the two mares. (A story inspired by Israel Yabuki's Your Anthro Waifu stories, all credit goes to him for other characters used)

Complete
Profanity
Human
Anthro
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Sex
 
BLOBO

11551 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

3 Chapters:

  1. One Drink Too Many 2022-06-03 01:23:09 UTC
    4385
  2. Dropping Some Sweet Secrets 2022-06-04 18:00:10 UTC
    3138
  3. A "Sweet" Heart Attack 2022-06-06 00:54:16 UTC
    4028