Chapters Looking back, the day I was summoned sucked. It really sucked. I wouldn’t exchange it for the world…
Mornings… Fuck mornings. I was more of a night owl anyways.
Poke
It would be much easier to sleep if it wasn’t so cold. My pillow is missing too, damnit.
Poke
My arms will do…
Poke
Uhhg.. it feels like I’m laying on a rock, a cold one too…
Poke
And something keeps touching my buttcheek…
…Wait, that’s not right…
Pok-
Shooting my arm around I grabbed the suspicious annoyance, causing a gasp from the holder. That was feminine… That eliminates my roommate. Must be one of his side chicks. I grumbled, pushing away the what feels like a rod away, still refusing to open my eyes, I’ll never fall back asleep if I do. “Feel free to raid the fridge on your way out, just leave me alone.”
Two more gasps followed. Wait two? There’s no way Jake would manage a threesome. “It can talk! What should we do Twilight?” There’s chick one. Twilight? Sounds like a hooker. Ahh that explains the threesome now…
Man this is a new low even for jake… ordering hookers online. Disappointing bro. Just lost sooo many chad points. “Look, I don’t know how much Jake paid you, but I’m not interested in his weird roleplay fantasies. His room is on the other side of the hall. Now leave. Me. Alone.” That end there had a bit of a bite to it but it should have got the point across.
There was beautiful silence… for all of 30 seconds… “Darling, this thing has got to be one of the rudest creatures I’ve met. I-” She was shushed by the other one. At least one has some decency, for a hooker that is. “Did you ju-” She was shushed again. I like this one. It was back to the beautiful sounds of silence. I can now fall back to sleep, albet uncomfortably.
Another few minutes passed. They must have left. I didn’t even hear them leave. If I was fully awake I’d probably worry about that, but not now. It's sleepy time.
Poke
That fucking does it. Pushing up from below me pushup style I get up and angrily yell staring daggers. “Alright you fucking w-horses?! What the fuck?” Two horses stared back at me in what lookes like shock. The left one is a white one with a curly purple mane and tail giving me the most insulted look I've ever seen, at least for a horse. The right one is lighter purple with dark purple bangs, a dark pink stripe flowed through it off center. It stared at me curiously like a cat staring at catnip. The weirdest part was that they had horns! And the purple one’s has a glow to it! A broom with a purple hue floated between us, handle pointed at me.
The white one quickly shifted to anger as a light blue coated its horn and the broom. “Whorses?! WHORSES?!” She started marching towards me with a fire burning in her eyes. The broom smacked me across the shoulder. “You have to be the rudest creature in all of Equestria!” Smack “The audacity!” Smack “I should teach you how to properly” Smack “speak” Smack “to” Smack “a” Smack “lady!”
She was face to face with me, almost touching nose to nose. She suddenly scrunched up her nose and I swear I heard a soft moan before she was dragged backwards in a purple hue. The broom dropped to the floor. The purple one, Twilight probably, yelled at her with her horn glowing. “Rarity! Be careful, we don’t know if it's hostile yet and if the circle gets damaged it can get… out… oh that's not good…”
Following her gaze I looked down at some weird gothic looking magic circle, there were now likes smeared by Rarity’s hooved dragging across the ground. There was a sudden flash along the lines as the white faded to a gray. Now noticing, why am I naked? I’ve never slept naked, it's weird. Actually more importantly, where the fuck am I?!
Looking around the dark room revealed a semi-large basement. Boxes covered a back wall. An assortment of cloths covered the right on various racks. The left was bare. Ahead had spiral steps cutting in the wall. The two ponies stood between me and the exit. This is way to real for drugs, so Jake didn’t prank me again. Now that I’m thinking about it, Jake really is an asshole.
“Why do I feel so tingly?” I thought that out loud. A purple orb surrounded me, it was transparent. Twilight must have collected herself when I was looking around. She stared at me in concentration. These horses are weird.
Rarity spoke up from a sitting position behind her. “Darling, you must send that thing back where it came from! I can’t bare the thought of that deli- horrendous scent around my Sweetiebelle!” Wait was she blushing?
Why was she such a bitch? “You know I’m right here…” They ignored me though.
Twilight grumbled. “I would have if you hadn’t broken the connection! Now I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to!” Wait what?! This kidnapping was a one way trip?! Oh hell no!
I shot up to stand in anger and immediately smashed my head on the top of the purple bubble around me. I grabbed at the back of my head in pain as I lowered back to my knees. “Fuck that hurt!” That funny feelings shook across my body, it felt hot, like really hot! “Why do I feel like I’m on fire!” A small line of static shot along my arm. “What the fuck!” I shook my arm in panic.
Rarity about screamed in panic. “Twilight! That’s magic buildup! Do something before it explodes!” Explodes? EXPLODES?! I’m gonna blow up?!
My head started to spin as I saw the purple bubble disappear, I couldn’t hear anything as my ears started to ring as I faded out of consciousness. All I saw was panic from both of them as everything faded away to black.
Author's Note
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I guess I got what I wished for, being able to sleep. Unfortunately it didn’t last as long as I hoped it would as I stared at the ceiling of my guess was a hospital. There wasn’t a single part of my body that wasn’t restrained, I couldn’t even turn my head to look at my surroundings. My hands feel like they’ve been taped to a flat surface that’s attached to the bed I lay in.
…my balls itch. Fuck. The drool from this ball gag didn’t help my comfort. What kind of hospital has a bdsm style ball gag just laying around to use? The bed is damp in my sweat and the sheet is sticking to my back. The sound of a door caught my attention.
There was a muffled voice. “Are you sure it’s okay to be in here? What if it wakes up and attacks us… or worse?” Oh I know that voice, that was the white horse.
“We’ll be fine, it’s tied down with so much rope that I doubt a manticore could get loose. That brings up a question, why do you have rope, paddles, and a ball gag? Does it have to do with a new fashion trend?” A muffled purple horse spoke with curiosity.
“I’d rather us discuss this some other time…” the muffled voice I now remember was Rarity returned rather quickly. I really hope this isn’t what I think it is…
A new, also muffled, voice pitched in, bringing a new worry. “I do hope they are at least clean.”
There was a few seconds of silence before Rarity about spit out words. “Let’s never discuss this…” Oh, oh god no… I started gagging, threatening to throw up. What the fuck is wrong with these damn horses!
My fit caught their attention as I fought to spit the tightly bound gag from my mouth. A second later a white hoof released the gag allowing me to spit it out. I didn’t stop there as I tried to drain all the possible left over slobber from my mouth, it only added to the following river of drool. “I can’t believe you would do that to him! Have at least some decency!” The new voice about shouted in my ear, thankfully she was muffled by something.
He? How did she know I’m a guy? Oh right, no pants. “What are you doing! What if it can breathe fire!” A muffled Twilight shouted.
The new voice sighed in my ear. “Can you breathe fire?” Ooo my turn!
“No.” I fucking wish though, actually no… the heart burn would be horrendous.
She sounded almost annoyed. “Are you going to hurt anypony?” Anypony? That’s cringe as fuck.
I spit out a bit more before replying with a hint of anger. “I don’t know, Rarity over there kinda pissed me off.” I probably should have said no…
There was a gasp from the mentioned mare.
There was some annoyed grumbling next to me. “Look, do you want to be stuck like this or do you want me to untie you?!”
A few seconds passed. “Fine, I won’t do anything to anyone.” I’ll get her later.
There was some fiddling with my binding before Rarity pitched in. “Mam I wouldn’t-“ The mare next to me yanked on a random strand tightening the lower half of my body.
“WHAT THE FUCK!?” I screamed in a slightly higher pitch than I like to admit as some rope tightened like a vice around my jewels. My back arched in response, at least it would have if I could move.
She squeaked as she released the line, letting me relax as the rope loosened its grip. “Sorry! This rope is tied up so complexly that I don’t have a clue where to start! Who even knows how to tie somepony up! Let alone this well!” Why are all their voices muffled?
Twilight pitched in. “You’re right, I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s nowhere near how Applejack hog ties. Rarity, where did you learn how to do this?” Man Rarity is kinky, and I now regret that mental image…
The ropes loosened and undid themselves. With my newfound freedom to move I looked down to see three of them, all wearing gas masks. The rope had a light blue hue coating it as it all floated to Rarity’s back. She was blushing under her mask as she lowered her head in embarrassment. “I truly must ask we never discuss this… please…”
I pushed myself up to a sitting position I watched the rope and paddle float in the air. “How are you doing that? Also where am I?” I wrapped the sheet across my groin making sure to sneakily scratch that itch. “And what's up with the masks?”
The mare to my left spoke up. She was white with pink hair that sat up in a bun. “Are you talking about magic? Twilight mentioned that you might be from a different world, but you can only get magic buildup if you're a creature that can use it yourself. As for where you are, you’re currently in Equestria on the planet Eques.”
Uh huh. “Do you think I’m stupid? Magic isn’t real. It’s just what everyone goes to when they don’t know what something is.” Twilight gave me a skeptical look under her mask, she looked like she wanted to say something but kept it to herself. “And that doesn’t explain the masks.”
This did get a response from her though. “Well after a few tests, and the trip here, we found out that whatever you are, you naturally release hormones equivalent to about a hundred times a normal pony.” She rubbed a hoof on the other and continued in a more embarrassed tone. “It has a certain… effect on those who smell it. A very erotic effect… and with the stress from your magic buildup you began to sweat heavily, making it stronger…” What?
“So my smell makes you ponies horny?” She only nodded her head, a blush crossing her face. “Wait did you carry me naked all the way here? Did an entire town of you ponies see my dick?”
Rarity pitched in this time. “Is it so strange to be bare? Honestly you should be proud. I know a few stallions that would be jealous.” Fuck, what she do? Study my dick?!
“Yes it’s important! Where I come from you only get naked around others is when you’re gonna fuck!” I about yelled at her in the end. I shot my arms out to emphasize my words, but I ended up smacking the nurse in the face. Her mask got flung up and rolled down the back of her head only to get caught on the bun in her hair. All three of them gasped, only for hers too end as a moan. Her tail lifted as her legs nearly gave out. She quickly darted past the two mares and through the door before I even proceeded everything that happened. Unfortunately I did get an unwanted view as her tail wasn’t blocking her ass. “Oops…”
A few awkward seconds passed before Rarity sighed. “I better go check on her…” and with that it was just me and Twilight.
A few more seconds passed. I leaned back against the wall at the top of the bed. “This really isn’t a dream is it?” Am I really stuck here? What happened back home? “How did I even get here?” I looked back to Twilight hoping that I’d just end up waking up. The first time I’ve ever completely wanted to be awake.
With a voice full of pity she gave me the answer I feared. “I hate to say it but yes, this is real, and you are awake. As for how you got here… I owe you an apology.” She looked away, not being able to handle looking at me. “I left a book of banned spells in the reach of a few fillies, while trying to get their cutie marks they summoned you here. Normally we’d be able to send you back but since the spell circle was broken it becomes a one way trip… I’m so sorry, I’ll do my best to find a reversal spell but the details on the spell were ripped from the book… I’ll do what I can to help…” she was crying softly under her mask.
I don’t know what to say. I want to be angry, but I’ve never seen anyone care so much about someone they don’t even know. “I don’t blame you. I understand, children can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Just. Just help me get home…”
She sniffled her nose and went to wipe her tears away with her hoof but was blocked by the mask. “I’ll… I’ll do my best! And thank you. I.. I really should get going, Spike is probably getting worried after Rarity and I ran out. I’ll be back tomorrow, see you then.”
She went to leave but I caught her. “Hey Twilight, one thing before you go.”
She stopped with a hoof on the door looking back. “Yes what is it?”
I gave her a small smile. “My name’s Tyler, it’s nice to meet you.”
She smiled under her mask before speaking in a happier tune. “It’s nice to meet you too, my name is Twilight Sparkle. I hope we can be good friends.” We stared at each other for a few more seconds before she continued through the door leaving me alone in the room. I guess my life just got a whole lot more interesting.
Author's Note
Rarity is kinky lol
Tyler
I sat there laying against the wall trying to clear my mind, get some sort of sense of what is happening. So some kids kidnapped me from another world, I woke up in Rarity’s basement naked, I apparently nearly exploded there too. I gotta ask about that. I then blacked out, woke up in horse hospital, and now I apparently make them horny as fuck. I hope that nurse isn’t too angry at me…
I sat there leaning against the wall while starting to doze off. A click as the door opened caught my attention. A blue unicorn with a short purple mane entered. She put on a mask as she entered but apparently caught a sniff as she stiffened up and nearly dropped a tray of food that floated above her. “Oh Celestia! Sis wasn’t joking when she said it was strong!” The tray floated over to me. “I have your food here, but you may want to take a shower. You have a full bathroom on your left through the side door.” Oh shit, I didn’t even see that.
There was a window to the left as well and the room was lacking in medical equipment. I suppose they only bring it out when it’s needed then.
I grabbed the tray and took a look at the selection. It was a standard salad bowl but had flowers mixed in. I really shouldn’t be surprised, they are horses after all. A simple glass of water for the drink and a ring? “What’s the ring for?”
She looked around at the corners of the walls, seemingly checking something. “That is a magic flow ring, we use it to drain magic out of unicorns that have magical mishaps, but we need you to wear it so you don’t have another magical buildup. While this room wards off most magic it doesn’t get it all, so just put it on wherever it fits. It’s meant for horns but you don’t have one.” By the time she finished she was done looking for whatever she was trying to find.
I slipped it on my thumb. It was still pretty loose. Should I put it on a toe? I really don’t wanna explode. “So uh, when will I be able to leave? I don’t exactly wanna stay here too long, I can’t even afford anything as it is seeing as I have no money or income.”
She gave me a confused look before something clicked in her head. “Oh, healthcare is free in Equestria. It’s paid for through taxes and extends to noncitizens to an extent. You’re completely covered so long as you don’t need major surgery. Although, don’t lose that ring. I had a patient that is a citizen break one and he’s still paying it off. I guess some things can’t be free..” she started to think out loud. “I wonder how he’s doing, it’s been a few years since he’s come in…”
Yeah ok this free healthcare thing is cool. “So when can I go though?” She seems easily distracted.
She looked back at me almost as if she forgot I was here. “Oh! I’m not sure, we can’t allow you to leave until we’ve cleared your magical blockage. We can’t exactly have somepony walking around that could randomly level a small house. Granted, it wouldn’t be the strangest thing that has happened in this town.” Do I wanna ask? “Twilight volunteered to teach you the basics to magic. After you cast your first spell the blockage should break and it won’t be an issue anymore.”
“So I’m stuck here then.” I stated with slight annoyance. “Magic isn’t real.”
She chuckled. “Oh honey, for your sake you better hope it is. We can try, but this” she waved around her hoof to emphasize the room. “Is only a temporary fix to your permanent problem. Now, I have to tend to other patients, good luck with Twilight tomorrow.” She went for the door.
“One last thing” She stopped and looked back at me. “Is the other nurse alright? I don’t know her name…”
She smiled almost motherly. “Yes Nurse Redheart’s just fine, honestly she’s had a little perk in her step since you last saw her. Thank you for caring for her, as her sister she means everything to me. I’m Purpleheart, if you need something feel free to ask.” She left as she finished.
I’m alone again… hehe, food time.
The salad was a lot better than I expected, even for hospital food. It was all fresh and all I had to do was pick around the occasional flower.
I made my way to the bathroom, at least make myself bearable and clean all this sweat off of me. Stepping through the door was a stand up shower. A toilet to the right hidden behind a sink.
The shower was amazing, although I had to crouch to get the water in my hair. The best part was when I shut off the water, immediately hot air blew around me like a giant hair dryer. That would explain the lack of towels.
Content with myself I went back into the room only to stop. Where did my bedsheets go? There’s nothing to cover myself with now. I got goosebumps as a chilled breeze sweat through the room. Was that window always open? I suppose I’ll leave it. Hopefully It’ll air out the room a bit.
I hopped back on the bed not worrying about dirtying it as I had just showered. Keeping my legs bent to block the view of anyone that entered, I resumed the boredom that is this room. They could have at least left me a book or something!
After zoning out for who knows how long I felt like I was being watched. I ignored it at first until movement caught the corner of my eye. I stared at the window in hope something will happen.
I should have kept it closed.
Is that a fucking clown? “So you’re the alien Rares was freaking out about.” A blue mare clung the window, she had short rainbow striped hair. Hopping up through the window revealed her blue wings. They stood open on her back. This place keeps getting weirder. Her nose scrunched up as she raised an eyebrow. “Oh buck, horny much?”
I gave her an unamused look. “Not in the slightest little gay horse.”
She looked absolutely shocked. “How did- How did you know?! I haven’t even told anypony!”
I proceeded to laugh my ass off. She wasn’t very amused. “I was right?! That’s fucking hilarious! You a gay lil horse!”
She stomped a hoof. “Stop calling me a whorse!” Thats so cute! Angry lil horse.
I slowly calmed down, she was a bit flustered as a blush crossed her face, her head low. After one last sigh I spoke up. “So what do you want?”
She shrugged. “I wanted to see the new alien. See if you were going to try to destroy the town like everything seems to try to do.” She sat down, wings still flared.
I’m going to die here aren’t I… “Do I even want to know? I have no plans on attacking any of you, but I will defend myself.”
She gave me a nod. “Yeah I get that…”
“Stop trying to look at my dick.”
She stiffened. “What?! I wasn’t!” She looked away and spoke softer. “I wouldn’t mind if you showed me it though…”
Yeah okay that’s enough of this. “Yeah, no, get out.”
She almost got up but decided not to. She looked away like a toddler who was told to go to bed. “…no.”
I swear this horse is getting on my nerves. “And why not?”
She puffed out her chest a bit, all while still looking away. “I-I don’t wanna.”
I gave her a hint of anger this time. “Leave or I’ll kick you out myself.”
“…no!”
Sighing I covered myself with my left hand while I got up from the bed. She shrunk a bit as she saw me standing over her. Before she could react I snatched her up by the back of her neck. She was lighter than I thought.
I brought her up to my face as I continued to the window. “I-“ My foot slid across the floor. I fell on my back causing me to gasp in shock, only to get my face squished and waterboaded by the fucking pony junk that landed on my face. A loud moan rang out as I choked on the liquid in my nose and mouth. Why did it taste fruity!
I quickly took my hands and pushed up on the pony. I really hope my finger didn’t just go where I think it did… She fell forward with a yelp. I coughed up as much as I could. I ran to the bathroom nearly slipping another time and jumped in the shower. Oh god I think I swallowed some!
I took a long shower
Why can’t I get the taste and smell out of my mouth! I mean, it didn’t taste bad…
No! What am I thinking! It’s probably been an hour since I got back in. I think I got all of the sticky liquid off but I’ll never forget the trams I just had done to me…
The air dryers did make me feel slightly better though…
Stepping back into the room I stared at the mess. There was a small pool of liquid where she was sitting, another where my head landed, and a small skid where I nearly slipped trying to get to the shower. The mare was nowhere in sight. The only evidence of her being here was a feather stuck in the window.
I closed and locked it.
Since I don’t have anything to clean, nor the urge to risk wiping it up with toilet paper I laid on the sheetless bed. Why can’t I get that taste out of my head?! It doesn’t help that the mess on the floor smells too!
The thought of what I saw kept returning to my mind. Not only the blue one but the nurse, how I got to see everything as she ran out the door, or how I literally just got sat on with nothing in between.
This is not the time jr. I stared at my half mast boner, I gave him a light smack to put him down before it was too late.
Laying on my back I decided it was time I got some rest. I just laid back and closed my eyes.
Author's Note
There won’t be much consistency when it comes to chapter length. Also if there’s any questions or if you have theories feel free to dm or comment! I enjoy responding to them!!!
The sound of knocking pestered me awake. Jesus, what time is it? Still half asleep I called out. “Come in.”
I could hear them come in as the door opened with a click. “Oh my… Umm Tyler, I appreciate the offer, but I don’t think we’re quite there yet…”
Opening my eyes slightly I looked down towards the ponies I now realize are Twilight and the first nurse, Redheart I think her name was. Both wore masks still, although Twilight had a large stack of books on her back. They were both staring at something between us. Shit! Morning wood! “Fuck!” I quickly bent my legs to block their view.
I think I heard something about length coming from Redheart, but I’m not sure as her mask muffled her voice. Twilight broke the second of awkward silence. “Anyways, in order to get you out of the hospital you’ll need to break through your magical blockage. The easiest way to do that would to cast your first spell, but first I’ll need to teach you the fundamentals of magic.” She floated a small and colorful book from her back and held it out to me. ‘Your first spell!’
I looked down at it as I held it in my grip then looked up at her. “This is a children’s book.” Does she think I’m stupid?
This is going to be a really long day. “It is but it’s one of the- what? Eww.“ she stopped as a strange slimy sound came from Redheart, who was going to grab the tray from yesterday’s food.
Shit.
She looked at the almost transparent liquid on the bottom of her hoof. “What is this?” Oh lady you don’t wanna know.
Coughing slightly to get her attention away from it. “So some winged mare came in through the window last night and she left it where she was sitting… and before your ask she didn’t have a mask like you do…”
She took a second to connect the dots, but when she did she scrunched up her nose and held her hoof out away from her. “That’s really gross. I’ll… I’ll go get the janitor…” a light quickly flashed and it was gone. “Huh?”
Twilight had a disgusted expression. “That was really gross…” her horn was lit and a flush came from the bathroom. Okay, now I’m pretty interested in magic. I hate cleaning.
“So you’re teaching me magic? I thought this room repelled magic, so how can you use it in here?” I really don’t want to blow up before I figure this out…
She about lit up. Oh no she’s one of those types… “while this room wards off any natural flowing magic, it can’t completely prevent it. Since everypony has a magic pool they can bring in magic and use it as long as they still have some magic left, although casting will be slightly harder.”
I raised up a hand to stop her. “Before we start can I get some sheets or something? It’s kinda chilly without something covering me… and I’d rather not show my naked body around.” I can’t believe I slept like that actually…
Nurse Redheart was first to respond with a tilted head. That’s actually pretty cute. “Actually, where are your sheets? Purpleheart didn’t mention changing them last night and she would have gave you replacements if she did.”
What? “What? Then who took my sheets? I was in the shower when they disappeared. Did someone steal my dirty sheets? That’s really weird and kinda creepy.” I looked towards the window that was open last night.
Twilight followed my gaze. “...Perhaps you had more than one visiter last night.” That window is definitely staying locked from now on. Fuck airflow.
We all stared at the window for a few seconds before Redheart spoke up slightly unsettled. “I’ll… I’ll go get some new sheets…” She awkwardly made her way out.
A small cough woke me, I must have zoned out a little. Twilight nudged me with a book held in her magic. “You okay there? You’ve been staring at the window for a while.”
Losing whatever train of thought I had, I responded. “ Y-Yeah. This place is weird, is all. So… Magic?”
She seemed to forget her worries and perked up. “Yes! We first need to go over the basics of where magic is and how it flows. Normally as a foal grows it will naturally start to feel magic flow through them and in some cases can cast wild magic, but due to your situation you don’t have very much time to naturally feel for it. Magic naturally flows through the air and gets collected by magic users over time to be stored in their internal magic pool.” Her horn lit up and a paper cup floated out followed by the sound of water from the bathroom.
I watched the blob of water float from the bathroom to her. “Thats so fucking cool.” I could tell she got a smirk from that comment, even from under the mask.
Now that she had the water she continued. “Normally a unicorns magic pool fills passively.” she demonstrated by slowly pouring water into the cup until it was near full. “And once their pool is full it spills over and the magic flows back through the air.” The cup was overflowing while the spilled water floated back up to the main blob. “Now for those who have a blockage the magic is unable to overflow and continues to fill the pool.” Purple covered the top of the cup as water continued to flow in but not out. The cup quickly started to bulge. “Untill the pool cannot hold and…” The cup bursted spilling water everywhere. “The unicorn explodes with excess magic. It's very rare, but devastating. There is another possible outcome that causes a surge instead. That happens when the unicorn is able to break the blockage in the late stages by casting a spell. The spell will be extremely powerful but uncontrollable.”
I stared at the cup for a few seconds. Shit. I’m not ready to die… That looks painful too… “So then how do I cast my first spell? I’m kinda allergic to exploding.” Hehe death jokes.
She gave me a deadpan stare. Tough crowd. “First you need to imagine what you want the magic to do and how you want it to do it. For example, to pick up the cup I pictured a ring surrounding it and moved the ring around it. For the water I imagined a sphere holding it in the air. Once I pictured what I needed I pushed magic through my horn. It’s quite simple once you get the basics down.” She made the basic shapes in the air with her purple magic.
With a click the door opened and in walked Redheart with some sheets and a small blanket on her back. “Hope I didn’t take too long.” She made her way to the side of the bed past Twilight. At least she tried to. She slipped on the water that was spilled on the floor, her front hooves sliding forward as her back legs stretched back. She looked like a stretching cat once she caught herself. These floors really are slippery when wet… “I-I’m goo-ack!” A loud pop came from her back. Oooo that was a good one. That seemed to be her tipping point as she plopped on her belly into the small puddle.
Twilight cringed under her mask. “oops…
Author's Note
It's ALIVE! If anyone has suggestions lmk. I love comments!
I also don't have a proof reader so don't yell at me plz...
If this gets to 50k words I might try for a reading, idk where it would be posted tho..
Nurse Redheart slowly stood back up. She looked super stiff as she got to her hooves. Twilight shrunk a bit as Redheart gave her a glare. “S-Sorry…” An annoyed humph was all she got back before Redheart waddled the rest of the way to the bed. Yeah that probably pulled something.
I sighed and snatched the blanket off of her back. I slipped off the bed on the other side hiding myself as best as possible and wrapped the blanket around my waist, keeping it there. Redheart was trying to put the sheets on the bed as I walked to the end of it. I kinda owe her from knocking her mask off earlier and for taking care of me… Patting the end of the bed I got her attention. “Hop up here.”
She looked at me eyes wide as her ears flopped back. “ W-Wha? No. I couldn’t. Not with a patent..” She blushed looking away.
I patted the bed with a little force. “I’m not asking, get up here.” Both her and Twilight’s breath hitched and I heard a little pop. What? Looking over Twilight just vanished. Weird little horses. “Come on, it’ll help.” Her tail hitched for some reason? Whatever.
She looked like she was debating something before she slowly made her way to the bed. “Please.. Be gentle..” It took her a second due to her stiffness but she managed to lay on the edge.
I cracked my knuckles. “Of course!” I put my hands on her back and she tensed. “Just relax.” I started feeling for knots and massaging them away. As soon as I started on the first she seemed to melt and let out a relieved groan. It didn’t take long before I had her into mush and letting off low moans. I didn’t think I’d be this good, I suppose hooves don’t exactly help relieve stress…
A hushed giggle from behind caught my attention. Looking over my shoulder I noticed Purpleheart peeking in from the door. “Feeling good sis?” Redheart stiffened ready to hop up before I started on another knot and watched her effort turn to jello with a masked moan. This got Purpleheart to start cackling. She closed the door as she left. I might have to look into doing this if I’m actually stuck here.
I could tell Redheart wanted to get up since she was caught, but she definitely was enjoying herself. Purpleheart didn’t seem to try to stop me so I assume she might as well get what she can from this.
After about five more minutes I released my happy lil captive with a little whine from her. “I’m definitely going to have to try that sometime…”I jumped at the voice suddenly behind me. God damnit twilight. Give me a heart attack why don’t you.
Redheart stood on the bed and stretched her legs in wonder. “I feel like a foal again… this is amazing!” She hopped up and gave me a sudden hug. It helped with the extra height from the bed. Ponies are fluffy and soft. I wonder if I could get one to be a pillow for a night…
Anyways I awkwardly hugged her back before a familiar smug voice played through my mind. “You like hugging ponies don't you Tyler.” Fuck you too Spongebob, get out of my head.
I broke the hug and watched as she easily hopped of the bed. I got those golden fingers. With a smug look I turned to Twilight flexing my hands at her. “It seems I’ve got my own magic.” She rolled her eyes.
A small cough from Redheart got our attention. “I have to get back to work, is there anything you need before I go?”
I shrugged. “Maybe some breakfast, preferably without flowers and grass though. I can’t eat those.” She nods and practically prances out.
As she closes the door Twilight spoke up. “Anyways… let’s get back to your lessons.” I hopped up and sat at the end of the bed. “As I mentioned earlier you’ll need to picture what you want your magic to do or what shape it needs to take. All that is left is to push magic from your internal pool out to make the spell. Normally a unicorn would push through their horn, but I’ll have to give you a magical scan to find your magical focal point.” She demonstrated by floating random shapes around the room.
I watched as a purple cube floated past my head. “So question. If this room is supposed to make using magic hard how are you using it so easily, and how am I supposed to use it in here?” I waved a hand around the room.
She sounded proud of herself. “I’m a very powerful unicorn. I’m even Princess Celestia’s personal student!” Noted, don’t piss this one off… too much. “As for you, I’ll supply you with my own magic pool so I can regulate how much you take in. We don’t want you exploding before you can remove that blockage after all.”
“You sounded way to happy saying that…” I deadpanned.
She shrugged. Kinda looks weird when a pony does it. “Figured I’d try your kind of humor.” Touché. “Now hold still, I’m going to scan your internal magic flow. Try to feel for it as well, I’ll help you be able to sense it.” I nodded and she stepped forward poking my arm with her horn.
A sudden wave flowed through me as it felt like I was being touched everywhere. “I feel so violated…” I whispered. She ignored me tho… After a few seconds her nose scrunched up under the mask. “What?”
Pulling back she spoke tilting her head. Still way too cute. “Your magic flow is completely alien.” I gave her the ‘no shit’ look. “Tyler, you have no magic pool. You have a magical system like I've never seen before!” She was walking in circles at this point. “You even have three places you can flow magic from!” A scroll and quill popped into existence and started writing. Neat.
Watching the scroll I spoke. “So then what am I working with here? Am I doomed to boom?”
She stopped and looked at me. “No, you don’t have the magic pressure for that. It’s likely you’d spontaneously combust in a magical flame.” FUCK. That sounds worse than a quick death. “It seems that you don’t rely on a magic pool and will pull magic directly from your surroundings.” A purple straw appeared in the air as more water was pulled from the bathroom. “Instead of a pool of magic like a unicorn, yours would naturally flow through you.” some of the water flowed through the straw. “You’d take directly from around you and have no limit on how much magic you can use as long as it’s around you. Normally for a unicorn to grow with their magic their ‘cup’ would slowly grow with time and use of magic. But you aren’t limited by this. Currently your ‘straw’ is thin so the rate of magic you can absorb is slow, but as you use more the ‘straw’ will grow.” The purple straw widened and water started flowing faster.
I took a second to process the information dump. “So how big can the ‘straw’ get? Am I going to become a living cyclone of magic or something? Also where would the magic blockage be if it even is there?” Becoming an all powerful mage doesn’t sound so bad actually.
It was her turn to stop and think before she looked at the straw. “I-I have no idea… It could be limitless…” She started staring off into space as her quill sped up and started burning the scroll. Jesus…
I slowly stood up as the first flame started from the scroll. Moving in front of Twilight I slowly waved my hand in front of her face. Damn she really is gone huh… “Twilight… Twilight.. Twilight.” I poked the tip of her still glowing horn causing her to jump. Her magic stopped and everything fell to the floor.
She looked back to me then to her surroundings. “I got lost in thought didn't I?..” She put out the fire that was her scroll with more magic.
She must do this often. “You were zoned so far out you could have probably seen whatever planet I came from. That happen often?” I raised a brow.
She smiled sheepishly. “Sometimes… Where were we again?”
I huffed in amusement. “Something something me getting really powerful.” I have such a way with words. Maybe someone will write a book about me. Ehh probably no- I looked down at the left over scroll. Maybe…
Twilight nodded her head seemingly understanding completely. “As for your blockage it is blocking any magic from leaving your system causing a buildup. It should blow away once you use magic though. Now that the basics are covered we should be able to solve that now actually. You remember how to cast a spell right?”
I nodded. “Well yeah but how will I feel the magic and Where do I push it?”
Her horn lit again and my hands and chest lit up. “You have focal points in the palms of your claws and I believe your lungs, I’m not sure why though. Possibly different kinds of magic? As for you feeling the magic inside you I’ll be helping with that.” The book from earlier teleported to my lap. “Now, lift this book with magic.”
I shrugged and pictured a hand grabbing the book and gave it an imaginary tug. “Not exactly feeling the magic here Twilight. Whoah” A purple hue coated my body as the feeling of warm water coursed through my bones. Pushing this feeling to my right hand I watched as my hand lit up with a mix of violet and crimson magic. And the book! It had weight to it! It was much heavier than it should have been though as I struggled to lift it. It felt like I was lifting a hundred pounds while running a marathon. I want to lift it though, no I need to lift it! I pushed my magic as hard as I could and immediately started feeling light headed. It moved! I needed to push harder! I barely noticed as the violet faded out with this final push. The last thing I remember was the book barely floating above my lap before I fell backwards on the bed in a sweaty mess.
Author's Note
Unga Bunga I'm a slow writer.
I'm slowly changing plans for this story as I write. We should be getting our first sex scene here soon tho...
Tyler
Holding my head from the headache I had, I slowly opened my eyes. The fuck Twilight I feel like shit. Why am I so sticky? I slowly got up and made my way towards the bathroom shower.
My head feels sooo much better. I walked out of the bathroom and noticed some red cloth folded up at the end of the bed. It had a ribbon with a note attached. I grabbed the note to read it.
‘I hope this is a suitable apology for my behavior when we first met.
PS: Call me a whorse again and not even the princesses will be able to find you.’
The last part slowly faded out after I read it. She just got a bit scarier. Opening the cloth presented me with a crimson robe. This is soft as fuck. Slipping it on showed it fit perfectly. There’s three gems sewn into the shoulders too. Neat. The door opened and a masked Nurse Redheart trotted in and stiffened after noticing me being up. There was a towel on her back. She seemed hesitant to speak so I did. “Morning, at least I think it’s morning.” I looked towards the window. It was closed with a note.
‘DO NOT UNLOCK
Are… Are those lick marks? Redheart must have noticed my confused look. “You had a.. visitor while you were asleep. We couldn’t catch them so we had to keep the window locked. You look nice in that, by the way.” Fucking ponies man…
“Thank you, but uhh.. Should I be worried?” I just stared at the marks on the window.
She stared at the window for a seconds. “Honestly, I’d be more concerned about the evil forest of death outside of town or the monsters the elements end up fighting all the time. You’re out of luck when it comes to avoiding that though. You’ve gotten too close to the epicenter known as Twilight Sparkle.” She seemed to stop to think for a second. “I’m going to stop there before I start ranting about that mare.” She had a hint of pent up anger there.
I need to get the fuck out of here. “So how bad did I fuck up by becoming friends with her?”
Her head snapped towards me. Her eye twitched. “I’ll keep a room ready for you then…” She sighed. “That crazy mare keeps me busy enough as it is…” I don’t think I want to leave this room anymore…
That leaves one option. “So I’ll have to cut ties with her and avoi-” She way looking at me with pure terror. Oh I’m fuck FUCKED aren’t I… Oh shit she’s even shaking. “Are you alright?”
The question seemed to snap her out of it. “Y-yeah… Whatever you do, do not do THAT. For the safety of not only you, but the entirety of Ponyville don’t even say that! She’ll have another episode and not even the princesses would be able to save you then!”
Well I’m lost… “Then what should I do then? Is she really this big of a problem?” I sat down on the bed making sure the robe didn’t open and give the mare a free look. Also these floors are hard on the bottom of my feet.
She stopped to think before she spoke up with a hint of regret. “I.. may be exaggerating a bit, she has a reputation here in the hospital. At one point she was sending somepony here every week just with her experiments alone. It gives us a lot of hassle and we don’t like seeing ponies getting hurt. You may want to avoid her experiments when you can though.”
I openly sighed. “Are all you ponies this crazy? Actually I don’t think I want to know. How long was I knocked out anyways? I felt like shit when I got up.”
She checked the corners of the room as she responded. “About three days.” oh shit. “Twilight left for Canterlot shortly after making sure you were fine. Just a bit of magic whiplash is all. We were actually waiting for you to wake up before we shut down the magic repelling crystals.” She had finished looking at them by the time she finished and started for the door.
I pulled the sheet over my waist and laid back. I really felt my hunger as my stomach rumbled. It has been a few days since I last ate… “Any chance I can get some food, possibly something with protein?”
She stopped and raised an eyebrow. “You going to actually eat it this time?” I can see that smirk you’re trying to hide, you’re not fooling me.
I bent my leg letting the blanket and robe fall showing my bare skin down to the base. Leaning up while I rested my head on the palm of my hand I spoke in a mock sexy voice. “I don’t know, I may have to satisfy my needs with a certain nurse. I wonder what her sister would say if she walked in seeing me on top of her loving sister.” I finished with a smirk that quickly dropped after I realized what I was looking at.
Redheart was staring at my groin mouth agape. Eyes wide her blush was reaching the bottom of her mask all while her tail continuously flagged. I could hear her breathing from across the room even through the mask. She seemed to be playing what I said in her mind before she jolted back to reality and bolted out the door dropping the towel onto the floor leaving the door ajar. Maybe I overdid it this time… That was funny as hell though. She got really into it too.
Jr! No! Smack!
After picking up the towel and tossing it in the bathroom I had laid on the bed. It took a long boring hour-ish, I don’t have a clock in here, before the door opened and a tired looking Purpleheart trotted in. “Redheart said you asked for food.” She looked like a zombie. Tiredly she picked up a tray from her back and set it at the end of the bed. She yawned before looking back at me. “Is there anything else you need?”
I picked up my tray of food putting it on my lap while sitting against the wall. “I thought your sister was on day shift? Is she alright?”
She turned her body so she didn’t have to crane her neck. “She woke me up about an hour ago asking if we could switch shifts for tonight. She was quite flustered but wouldn’t say why.” She started talking in an accusatory tone. “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that would you?” Fuk.
I scratched at the back of my head. “Hehe …he… I might have flirted to mess with her. I didn’t think it would have such a big effect on her. I’ll have to apologize when I see her again.”
She looked a bit confused by that. “That’s it? It must have been somepony else then. You get to be quite immune to flirting once you become a nurse. Oh the things some stallions have said to me, and even some mares too. Ones pretty much a regular here…” She seemed pretty annoyed at that thought. “Anyways I’ll leave you to eat. Enjoy.” She went for the door.
I caught her before she left. “Wait, one more thing before you go.” She let out a little huff before turning back to me. These ponies are cute when annoyed. “Any idea when I can leave?”
She gave a little nod. “Assuming you react well to magic later tonight you should be able to leave in roughly three days. If not we’ll have a few decisions to make. None of which are good. Anything else.” I shook my head and she continued on her way.
I finally looked down at the tray. Is this chili? I ate a spoonful. Of course no meat, but why does it taste sweet? Now that I think about it the salad I ate a few days ago was sweet too. Do ponies season their food with sugar? Why would they season a salad? That’s what dressings are for. I suppose it doesn’t really matter.
I finished the rest of the meal. It did taste a bit like grass though. Purpleheart eventually came in to grab the tray and let me know I should start feeling magic flow into the room. She took my ring too. After waiting like twenty minutes to make sure I didn’t explode she fucked off. It felt really good actually, like an emptiness I didn’t know I had was slowly filling.
Sometime in the afternoon there was a knock. I was covered and still wearing the robe while on the bed. “Come in.” Purpleheart trotted in. “I thought you didn’t knock?”
She shrugged. That's still funny. “I got used to you being unconscious. You got a gift.” A box with red wrapping topped by an orange bow floated into the room and into my grasp. “Pinkie dropped it off saying something about it being banned?” Who?
I studied the box for a second. It wasn’t that big. “Who’s Pinkie?” I pulled the ribbon untying it.
She raised a brow. “Oh you haven’t met her yet?” She let out a small chuckle. “I’ll let you discover that ball of crazy on your own.” Ooookay?
I unwrapped it and opened the white box. I pulled out the contents. It was a blue striped bouncy ball. Both stripes were blue, one set was darker than the others. It was about the size of a baseball. “Why would a ball be banned?” She looked irritated. “What?”
She let out a groan and rolled her eyes. “The rest of the staff had bets on your gift. It was split between something party themed or sweets. Only one pony bet on neither, I wasn’t that pony…” She mumbled something I couldn’t make out.
I chuckled at her expense. “Well anyways I’ll have to thank Pinkie if I ever meet her.”
Purpleheart about cracked up at that. “If? More like when. Nopony that steps hoof in Ponyville gets away from her. She’s also the reason caffeine is banned from Ponyville by the order of the princess directly if that helps you get an idea of what you’ll be looking forward to. Alright, I do have to get back to my job.” She gave me a nod before she left. I have so many questions…
I proceeded to roll the ball around the ground with my red magic after trying and failing to bounce it against the wall on my first try. It was quite entertaining. I did this until It got dark outside the window and decided to go to sleep.
This robe is super comfy…
Author's Note
I actually have a plan for this fic now! HAZZAH! anyways likes and comments are very much appreciated!
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Author's Note
This is an optional chapter in nurse Redheart’s POV.
Ch. 2.5
Nurse Redheart
I can’t believe this is happening! I should have had my mask on tighter! I had just burst through the door past Twilight and Rarity and was making my way down the hall. Almost there! A quick left and I was in the mares room. Thankfully nopony was in here.
Why did I have to gasp?! My tail was already sticky from my leaking fluids. My insides throbbed uncontrollably as I winked rapidly. Ohhh I hope nopony saw that! I sat on the toilet, my hoof lowered down to my lips only to pull back at the sensitivity. I couldn’t stop myself from moaning, it just felt too good…
I shouldn’t be doing this, not here, but I can’t help it… My hoof made contact again making me shudder in delight. My clit pushed against my hoof as I winked. I was soaked, there’s no way I didn’t drip all the way here. I’ll.. I’ll clean it later…
Pushing my hoof against myself got me to moan a little louder, I was already feeling pressure build up and I barely did anything. I could hear the occasional drip as my juices landed below me. It felt so good…
I continued to rub, my hoof was soaked in seconds. “A…almost.” I was sweating a bit as the pressure finally broke through. I pulled my hoof against my winking clit as I came the hardest I’ve ever before. A small waterfall gushed from me as I uncaringly moaned out loud. It felt so good…
“Darling? Are you in here?” Buck! That was Rarity!
“Yeash-“ I half moan there…
“Oh… are you alright?” I could hear the worry in her voice.
I slowly got up from the toilet and peaked through the stall door. “Yeah I’m alright. I just need a second to.. freshen up.”
Drip
We both looked at the droplet that hit the tile floor. …It came from my hoof… Buck! Our eyes met again only this time instead of a look of worry Rarity had a slightly smug smile. “It’s amazing isn’t it?”
Author's Note
Another optional chapter. Be aware all chapters are cannon and I'll do my best to give the option of reading the fic from Tyler's perspective only.
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Ch. 6.5
Rainbow Dash
Looking down from my cloud above Ponyville hospital I can't help but stare at the window of the alien monkey thing. Licking my lips I thought back to the previous night. No it wasn’t the strangely alluring smell of the room, nor the creature's large shaft I had an uncomfortably close view of. I didn’t fly that way, I was only interested in mares after all.
Licking my lips again I can't help but think back to the single droplet of its sweat that hit my lips when we fell. It was a taste like no other, like I’ve been missing something my entire life and now it wants to make up lost time. This craving is insatiable! My mouth feels so dry!
The quiet night air doesn’t help me get it out of my head. It doesn’t help that I haven’t been able to sleep. My breath caught as I watched the window work its way open. A blue unicorn with a mask looking out before walking out of sight.
I made my way down to a tree outside the window and watched inside as the nurse took care of her nightly duties. Seconds felt like minutes and the anticipation was killing me. I began chewing my lip as I watched and waited for the mare to leave.
Finally! After a final look around the mare finally left. I practically bolted to the window and stared inside at the creature. Was I really about to sneak in for this? I licked my lips again. Buck yeah I am! I hopped over the window cill and stealthily made my way to the bed. Oh Celestia he’s practically soaked!
I could feel myself winking as I became aroused. I could care less though with what was in front of me. I was now mere inches away as my tongue slowly stuck its way out towards a bead of sweat on its shoulder. And then…. Bliss! The taste I've craved returned to me. Another lick and I couldn’t hold back a small moan. I could feel myself becoming lost in the taste with each lick. My hoof slowly lowered towards my lips. I came instantly and lost myself in the act.
Nurse Redheart
Staring at the door in thought. I could loose my license for this, but I need it. I have to sate this urge. Now that sis’s shift is over and Twilight being in canterlot nopony should come in. With Tyler being out from the magical shock he won’t have a clue.
I pushed my way inside and jumped at the sudden movement from the window. What was that.. I stared at the window watching the sunlight shine inside. I-I must be seeing things. I looked back to tyler. Still out cold. I slowly took off my mask and took a deep breath with a shudder. Quietly I locked the door and made my way to the bed. Dropping the towel from my back I sat next to him. Just the feeling of the towel against my lips nearly pushed me over the edge.
With another deep breath and a small moan I started to please myself. I closed my eyes and layed by head on the bed next to his waist and gingerly breathed in the wonderful scent. It was pure ecstasy as I worked my hoof against my clit. Already I was far past my first orgasm as I pushed myself closer and closer to Tyler. My stiff legs barely able to hold myself up as my marecum drenched them.
Then my nose finally met the blanket covering him and my eyes popped open. My mind came to a sudden halt as a thought crossed my mind. Slowly I lifted the blanket above my head and pushed my weight onto the bed. I breathed in the potent smell trapped in the blanket as I stared at his soft shaft. Diving my head against it I felt a jolt cross my body ending in the strongest orgasm I’ve ever had. My thoughts disappeared as I nearly passed out. My back legs gave out, sending me sliding off the bed and onto my back. The towel made an audible squelch as I could feel the moisture on my back. I stared at the ceiling in shock as my mind slowly returned.
I couldn’t help from keeping a dopey smile from crossing my face.