When I stepped outside, all I wanted was to cool off after a fight with a friend. What I didn't want was to be turned into a horse and catapulted into an adventure with a bunch of quadrupedal nutjobs. Lesson learned, folks. Never step outside. Alright, no need to panic. There's gotta be a way to get home. Absolutely no reason to panic. So what if there's a hungry dragon, a dark sorceress, a couple of secret societies, ancient evils, a pissed off Princess here and there. It's nothing at all so stop panicking!

I won't be home by Christmas, will I?