In the skies of Equestria and far beyond Ponyville, Canterlot and even the Dragonlands was zeppelin with a 3 creature crew. The zeppelin was named the P.A.L which stood for the Powered Adventurous Loner. On the poop deck of the zeppelin a telescope stuck out of a barrel looking a little for a while before retreating into the barrel. A purple drake then popped out of the barrel "Been flying for miles probably beyond Equestria and not a single sky whale in sight!"

He then reached into his sailor cap and grabbed a sandwich and when he lifted up the bread he found only a single slice of baloney inside "Oh boy baloney my favorite!"

He licked his lips but right before he could take a bite of his baloney sandwich he got attack by a flock of seagulls, although most of flock gave up and flew away after Spike shooed them away 2 grabbed onto his sandwich and managed to rip half of it off

"YOU VARMINT, YOU MAGGOTS I'LL KILL YOU-SCRAM, get out of here" he said off grabbing his telescope to fight off the same 2 seagulls. The dragon have had some bad experiences like how trips to the beach most of the time end with his bad luck causing seagulls to eat his food or how he very faintly remembers using them as a substitute for doves for some kind of magic trick that involved food safe to say it didn't go well.

While Spike was fighting off these 2 aggressive seagulls with his telescope a pelican behind him sitting on a beam spotted the half a sandwich he was holding behind his back, it then grabbed the rest of the baloney sandwich and dropped it into its mouth.

"I'LL MURDER YOU!..Frostbite darn filthy birds." He then ended up biting into nothing, turned around and saw the pelican. "So you too, you Bulletproof darn pelican!" he forced the bird's beak open only for a fish to come out and spray him with water.

Meanwhile on the lower deck Twilight was holding a bucket of water and was ready to dump it overboard, but right before she did she dunked her finger into the water and lifted it up to check which direction the wind was blowing, after making sure the wind would blow the water away from her rather then towards her she launched the water out.

Although the water at first went the direction she wanted forward and then down a gold gust of wind blew it back onto the zeppelin so when Twilight was walking away with the empty bucket, the water lands back in the bucket causing her to face plant into it.

"Huh?" confused she shrugs it off, grabs the bucket and then does a 180 with the bucket which launches the water. The unicorn looks behind her to make sure the water doesn't come back, the water then somehow mange to curve around the pony and goes through a window landing back in the bucket causing her to drop her captain hat in and then sit on it.

While she had heard of things like magic stones, magic potions, magic beans, magic books, magic artifacts, magic places, and magic portals she never heard of magic water or magic wind, since Twilight was pretty sure that the wind wasn't blowing her back but blowing her forward.

"Ohhh!" she says angrily then grabbing her hat out of the bucket and putting it on which just pours water onto her face. She then puts the bucket under her legs before launching the water again she walks away and make sure it doesn't come from the other, but instead it comes out a hornpipe and back into the bucket Twilight was holding behind her back which splashed her in the back, created a puddle and knocked her hat into the bucket this time upside down.

"Humph!" Twilight said angrily wiping the water of her face and dumping out the small amount of water in her hat. She then grabs the bucket dashes forwards, spins it around a few times does a 360 and throws the entire bucket overboard. Twilight looks back and sees it coming back like boomerang.

She runs away as the bucket and water separate from each other and then sandwich her head the water hitting her in the back of the head and the bucket in the front of her head. The unicorn finds the bucket still full of water around her neck followed by her spraying water out of her mouth onto the zeppelin's floor.

"Any whales around here HUH, Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!...A WHALE, A WHALE!" Spike cheered ringing the bell bell above hs barrel having spotted a red sky whale snoring near a mountain.

"A sky whale?" Pinkie asked just having just finished a Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake she stood up only to bump her head on the harpoon cannon which then smacks her in the rear. When she starts throwing air punches the cannon falls back down and hits the earth pony in the head again. "COME ON FROSTBITE DARN IT SHOOT!"

"We can't let it just sit there give it the harpoon come on, come on, hurry up will you, come on you big ninny!" Spike ordered as Pinkie loaded the harpoon into the cannon poured gun powder into the fuse hole, twisted a rope into it as the fuse, lit a match, lit the fuse and covered her ears.

But when the fuse completely burned and disappeared into the cannon, the harpoon didn't fire "Go ahead and shoot you dumbell!" Spike said "Aye aye drake!" Pinkie responded

She then looked into the cannon, took her hat off to try and fan the flame when that didn't work she tried fanning it by blowing into the cannon but since that failed as well she stuck her hand into the cannon and accidentally pushed out the rope and replaced it with her index finger.

Mistaking her finger as the piece of rope she twisted it, lit a match and then set it on fire. After a few seconds she felt the pain, pulled her finger out and tried to blow it out before sticking it into her mouth which took out the flame and even caused her to breath out a little bit of fire.

"HURRY UP!, HURRY UP! FIRE FIRE!" Spike ordered as Pinkie lit another rope fuse but the part where she light the matches n her shorts caught fire "FLAME FIRE, REAL FIRE!" Spike called out

"Real fire?!" Pinkie asked again before looking under her legs and then at her rear noticing that it had caught fire, she panicked imaging a fire alarm ringing as she ran around the zeppelin and was about to sit on a bucket of water but due to the constant shaking of the air ship but to the trio buying it for pretty cheap she ended up sitting on a barrel full of gun powder.

The earth pony tried to pull it off before giving up and covering her ears from a explosion that shot her into the cannon and got her muzzle stuck. She tried to pull her muzzle out as the rope fuse almost completely burned out, but once she did the cannon was pointing up and shot the harpoon in that direction which broke through Spike's barrel and got his head stuck in the bell.

Pinkie then grabbed the bucket of water she was gonna sit on earlier and poured it on the cannon with brought it back "HEY! what are you trying to do down there, COME ON, COME ON HURRY UP!" Spike commanded as Pinkie loaded a anchor into the cannon thinking it was a spare harpoon, lit another rope fuse and once it burned out it destroyed the cannon and launched the anchor.

Pinkie giggled "What a shot, what aHHHHHHHH!" she yelled as a rope tied to the anchor which hit the mountain wrapped around her hoof and left here hanging by her horse-shoe right above the sky whale "HELP, HELP!" the earth pony called out. "Hold on i'll save you i'll save you!" Spike said grabbing a backpack and then running along the rope towards Pinkie.

By the time the dragon got to the earth pony her hoof slipped out of her shoe, which got Spike's face somehow stuck inside it. Pinkie fell right through it's blowhole and ended up inside the sky whale she then noticed the blowhole and then the uvula and thought she could use the uvula to get to the blowhole and get out but once she did she was launched out through the blowhole only to land back down and get just her head stuck in it.

Spike on the other hand was still struggling to get his head out of Pinkie's shoe but once he did it kicked him in the rear and then off the rope which made him start plummeting to the ground, luckily he remembered the backpack he grabbed and pressed a button on it which activated artificial wings although they were a bit rusty since he hadn't use them since they war they still worked fine.

But this just made things worse as the red skywhale spotted him and started racing towards him, he panicked and flew back towards the P.A.L although his artificial wings were fast they were no match for the whale since multiple times he was almost bitten or swallowed by it.

"Oh!" Twilight exclaimed as she saw Spike flying away from the sky whale and Pinkie stuck it's blowhole, due to the wind and the whale's constant roaring it was very hard for the unicorn to make out what her friends were saying but knew they were in trouble, she then twisted a lever which lifted the top and below deck up. When Spike made it back into zeppelin the sky whale just broke through the entire thing.

Spike luckily manage to grab Twilight and Pinkie who somehow ended up in a chest but when she come out of it and Spike grabs her she pulls out a yellow fish "NOW I'VE GOTCHA he it is!" she then looked at the fish "Gawrsh it must've shrunk!"

Shortly after that once they got back to Ponyville they cashed in the yellow fish and it turns out to be a rare type of fish it wasn't yellow but instead golden and it was worth a lot of money which the trio received.

Author's Note

I always found it strange that Mickey doesn't speak in The Whalers which is why I only made Twilight make vocal effects