Twilight Sparkle And Friends

by DisneyBird64

The Three Caballeros

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Spike the dragon and Thorax a non-anthro changeling jumped into the container which caused the walls to fall, they both found a light blue present with a brightly colored bow labeled as Las Pegasus and when they unraveled the bow a explosion of colors happened.

A sound wave appeared with a background of constantly changing colors, the sound wave then changed into a bright orange guitar and shortly afterward turned into a fiddle. During the fiddle phase the duo started dancing around and even twirled claw in hoof.

The fiddle then changed into the horn of a trumpet, near the end of this phase as Spike and Thorax were jumping around they crashed into each other right as the trumpet turned back into the orange guitar. Getting curious he went to grab the guitar only for it to briefly change into a drum before back to the trumpet.

The trumpet turned out to be brief as well as the instrument changed into a guitar except this one was brown rather than bright orange, Spike went to grab it again only for it to move up, Thorax came back over and also got curious about the guitar and when he grabbed it turned into a actual physical guitar.

The empty sound wave then switched back to the trumpet and when Spike tried grabbing the horn to turn it into a physical trumpet he was then pulled into the horn and then turned into the sound wave.

After a lot of weird sound wave imagery and indescribable pain Spike had to go through, the drake was then inflated into what looked like and resembled a pinata, Thorax then walked up to the dragon pinata and slightly poked it with one of his antlers which caused another explosion of colors.

Out came Spike and a new pony, it was a pegasus mare with a blond and black mane and tail, she wore a black jacket, part of her mane was also covering her eyes and she wore a sombrero, when she popped out Spike ran over and somehow managed to wrap both his arms and legs around Thorax's head,

The pegasus was holding 2 pistols in her hands she fired them into the ground which kept her up in the air, she then fired them around the area which got it covered in smoke before throwing them up into the air still firing and finally caught them in her holsters followed by her taking the sombrero off and bowing revealing that she also wore a large pink bow.

As soon as she saw the dragon and changeling she unraveled her bow pulled the part of her mane covering her eyes back, them closed before tying her mane again.

"Why hello there i'm looking for the creature in charge i'm Sia Songbird Pistols Kate Isobelle Furler Serenade, fans used to call me Songbird Serenade but friends call me Sia" she said as she opened her sapphire-blue eyes while shaking Spike's claw and Thorax's hoof which shook out all the things both creatures were carrying, they were still shaking even after Sia was done hand-shaking them.

"Well nice to meet you Sia i'm Spike and this is Thorax and what do you mean by fans used to?" Spike asked "Oh right i was a member of the pony band Crisp at some point in my life, but after a good career I left the band I tried becoming a popstar alone, but that didn't get me anywhere so I've decided to start my own band and by band I mean trio I was gonna go with Three Lovers (what Sia fans are called).

"But I then realized how silly that would sound so in the end I decided to go with...The Three Caballeros, Caballero which is a term and it simply means cow pony and since cow ponies often wear sombreros.." Sia trailed off

"Here you 2...Spike..Thorax" Sia said throwing Spike an over size sombrero which was big enough to cover both the dragon's and changeling's head and Thorax a smaller one that fit perfectly between his antlers

"See now were three, yes three caballeros!" she then randomly posed for pictures from camera that flashes came out of nowhere which blinded Thorax and Spike,

"We're Three Caballeros, yes Three Caballeros, they say we are birds of a feather!" Sia and Thorax flew, Spike tried to fly only to face plant into the floor.

"We're happy amigos, no matter where he goes, then one, two, and three goes, we're always together!" they started clapping, and casually stepped over Spike. They then stopped right next to each other stacking their sombreros, separated and then grabbed their hats back.

They all then went crazy chasing each other around, hollering, yelling unintelligible stuff and Sia even fired a few shots into the air

"We're three happy chappies, with snappy serapes, you'll find us beneath our sombreros!" They started side stepping (I think), then draped serapes over their arms or hoof in Thorax's case before sinking down and disappearing into their sombreros. They then popped out of nowhere and start going crazy, Sia fried multiple shots in the air, Thorax danced around and Spike stepped on his sombrero.

"We're brave and we'll say so, we're witted as a bit!" Sia reloaded her pistol, put it back in the holster before pulling out a shiny bit.

"WHO SAYS SO!" Spike asked angrily "WE SAY SO!, The Three Caballeros" the other 2 responded Sia for some reason holding the dragon at gunpoint with both her pistols.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" they all held that note while leaning backwards, Spike leaned back a little too much and fell on his back "We have the rainbows to guide us!" Sia and Thorax sung as a rainbow starting from one cloud and ending at another spawned over the 3 creatures.

"Guitars here beside us!" Besides Spike appeared a large baritone saxophone instead of a guitar, he moved his claw which turned it into a trumpet which still wasn't the right instrument, he tried a third time which changed it to a string instrument but it wasn't a guitar it was a cello.

"To play as we go!" The pegasus and changeling started strumming their guitars, Spike strummed the cello which wasn't even the right way to play one, mistaking it for a large guitar.

"We sing and we dance, we shout, SWEET BULLETPROOF!" Sia exclaimed "What means Sweet Bulletproof?" Thorax asked never hearing the term due to being a changeling

"Oh, right..." She paused for a surprisingly long time, pointing at, scratching and even hitting her head a few times trying to remember "Actually I forgot what it means" Sia admitted breaking her song style of speech.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The trio suddenly found themselves in the rain with water falling into and filling up Sia's sombrero, then separating into 2 different waterfalls which poured into and filled up Spike and Thorax's sombreros which then poured onto the ground.

"Through fair and stormy weather!" a flash of lightning caused the dragon and changeling to grab onto Sia's chest "We stand close together!"

"Like books on a shelf!" another flash of lightning transitioned the trio of creatures to a large shelf platform, 2 giant books were then set on both edges squishing the creatures together

"Like brothers who bother, we're all for each other the Three Caballeros forever we're saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" as they all held that note, leaning backwards the usually one color sky turned into a night sky with stars "We have the stars to guide us!" a large star suddenly fell and hit Spike on the head making him dizzy and cause him to see stars.

"Guitars here besides us!" this time instead of the guitars appearing besides them they fell from the sky and landed next to them matching the color of the player, Spike's purple guitar somehow landed on top of his head, but at least we actually got to play with little to no delay with the other 2 Caballeros.

"We sing and we dance, we shout-" she trailed off for about a second "SWEET FROSTBITE!" Spike exclaimed completing Sia's line "What means Sweet Frostbite?" Thorax asked again "Oh yes I don't know"

Tired of bad luck even in a musical number, smoke came out of Spike's nose he then replaced his sombrero with a horned bull helmet and was ready to charge at other Caballeros, but when he did Sia and Thorax easily dodge him by flying out the way.

The Caballeros then went crazy again Sia fired a few shots into the air having before seemingly running out of bullets, she then started throwing multi-colored confetti into the air while Thorax was dancing around and Spike played his muzzle like a flute

"We're the Three Caballerossssssssss-" Spike and Thorax couldn't hold the note any longer so they took their sombreros off and bowed but were very confused on how or why Sia was still holding the note, Thorax turned himself into a ladder, Spike climbed it and then splashed her with water which didn't do anything.

Thorax turned back to normal, pulled out a spray bottle of weed killer and sprayed Sia in the face which didn't make her move a inch. Spike came back with a coffin and Thorax pushed her in but when they carried it away the pegasus somehow fazed through it.

Thorax turned himself into a saw and Spike used it to cut the floor under her only for the floor the dragon and transformed changeling were standing on to fall which was then replaced by a new floor. Spike placed down a row of 7 flowers and Thorax watered and then sprayed them with plant grow, they then all grew into bushes which combined into a giant wall which was then burned down by the 2 Caballeros which didn't faze her.

They then dropped a crate of random stuff on Sia before running in opposite directions to find a weapon as for the random stuff the only thing that actually hit her was a table cloth. Right before Thorax attacked her with a axe and Spike with a golden cannon the table cloth then seem to shrink.

When Thorax took it off Sia had sunk down and disappeared into her sombrero, Spike then lifted and looked under it his eyes widen and he placed it back down, a large pinata then came out of hat and once it was fully out Sia then popped out. "YEE-HAW I can see both RAINBOWS AND STARS!"


Author's Note

I'll do the whole movie one day (probably as a separate story), but right now I'm just gonna do Panchito's introduction and The Three Caballeros song

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