Pinkie Pie needs to lose weight to fit into her naughtiest dress — and quick! Rainbow Dash recommends a hot new low-pastry diet from Griffonstone. It sounds like a crazy fad, but Pinkie’s willing to try anything to prepare for her big date with Cheese Sandwich. But how can a vegetarian pony possibly eat enough protein to stick to a diet invented by griffons? It’s a good thing indeed that the stallions of Ponyville are eager to pitch in and help Pinkie out...

Content warning: This is light hearted, body positive comedy clop featuring consenting adults having lots of happy sex. However, some chapters will bring up sensitive topics like body image issues, slut shaming and homophobia. If you’re not in a space where you can laugh at that kind of negativity, please skip this story and I’ll catch you next time!

Still interested? Get ready for: lots of oral and dirty talk, some intense D/s, casual public sex, straight to bi, lipstick fetish, butt stuff, parents being way too sexually open with their children (but no incest), cute romance, light infidelity, one pleasingly plump Pinkie plot, the happiest of happy endings, and the consumption of lots and lots of cum. No, even more cum than you’re thinking of. Whoa, not that much, you perv! Geeze...

Many thanks to Mancin and an anonymous friend for previewing this story and giving feedback!