Chapters TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria
Jesse is Terrible at Making Friends
The sun was shining as the UK's number 1 gaming commentator loaded up his computer. He pondered his thought about the upcoming episode of Terraria and cringed at the thought of filming yet another two videos with that insufferable Jesse Cox and immediately got off the subject and thought about the newest WTF Is video he had to film, but unfortunately he could only find sub-par indie titles on steam. He logged into his Email and found only one message that was sent by a user named Discord. After seeing the peculiar message he opened it up and read through it .
Dear Totalbiscuit
I am a big fan of your video's and I have provided you a link to a new game by yours truly for a WTF Is called Equestrian Strategy Simulator, and I thought about how much you hate Jesse Cox so that is why I gave you the link, so you can put out one video with him instead of two episodes of Terraria, your fans will maybe be in an uproar but at least they'll get a video, and I forgot to tell Jessie so you will have to tell him yourself Thank you for your time.
~Discord
He thought about the message and how the new WTF Is video will not be overdue, and how he could just film one video instead of two video's with Jessie. Some of his fans would be mad but after not putting up a video of Terraria in three months, he figured his fans could wait another week as he messaged Jesse about the idea over Twitter and provided the link to the mysterious game. Totalbiscuit clicked the link to the game and found the MediaFire download, but soon found out there was no real trailer or any info on the game, just the download. He started to have second thoughts about the game, but this was his best bet for today and he already sent Jesse the link and messaged him, so there was no going back now. He downloaded the game and a vortex appeared in the middle of his computer screen
"What the Christ!" he said as he was getting sucked into his computer screen
He was halfway through his computer screen when he started to hear another familiar voice
"Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!" the other voice screamed
"Jesse!? Is that you?" TB asked.
"TB, where are you TB?" Jesse said
Totalbiscuit was sucked completely through his computer screen and was flying forward through the vortex when Jessie Cox emerged from out of nowhere
"What the hell is going on TB?" Jesse said as he started to tear up.
"How am I supposed to know what is going on?" TB said
"Why are we in a vortex?" Jesse asked again
"I don't know you sodding idiot, now explain to me how I was unfortunate enough to be stuck with you." TB said
"All I did was download a game you sent to me!" Jesse screamed
"W-wait you downloaded the game too."
"Yeah I clicked to link, downloaded and I got sucked through me computer screen and now we're here." Jesse said a little calmer
They were still flying through the portal until they saw an opening to a strange world. It was bright and colorful and there were no humans in sight, instead they saw strange technicolor creatures that couldn't be recognized because of how far away they were and they were hidden among many buildings and and trees from a nearby forest. The opening grew larger and larger until they were in this brand new world, and with that the portal disappeared into thin air as if it had never existed. They two flew towards the a forest, and TB landed right into a lake and Jesse landed face first into into the ground.
"Like why did I faceplant, I can't even breath." Jesse said trying to suppress a laugh even though he was in serious pain.
"You can't breath because you landed on the ground after going god knows how fast, of course you can't breath. Now get up, we need to find a way out of this forest and look for a nice little domicile." TB said as he got out of the lake.
Just then Jesse noticed a figure walking towards them when he got his head out the dirt. His vision was fuzzy but he discovered the the creature had the shape of a pony. It was yellow with a red mane, and it seemed to have a look of curiosity on its face.
"What the hell is that thing!?" Jesse screamed and pointed to the strange creature.
"What the Christ!" TB said as the strange creature walked cautiously towards the two.
Jesse looked around and grabbed a stick and ran towards the creature screaming as loud as he could. The strange creature quickly ran away but Jesse kept following it screaming at it until he was completely out of sight.
"Jesse, get back here!" TB called
But it was no use, Jessie was gone and now TB was left to fend for himself in the forest. TB proceeded the opposite direction Jessie went, one reason is that if that creature came from that direction, there was probably more, and he didn't want to be stuck with Jessie. As he continued through the forest he saw some light through the thick brush. Tb went right through it with no hesitation and in a short while he made it to the light source, and found that it was coming from a hut. TB entered the building and found an assortment of plants and masks all over the place, and in the middle of the room there was a bubbling cauldron, but no sign of anybody inside.
"Perfect I bet Jesse doesn't even have a house yet"
"Die Monster!" Jesse said as he was still flailing the stick while chasing the creature.
The chase had been going on for some while, and they had just made it out of the forest. Although he was getting tired, the creature was slowing down and Jesse was catching up. Just then the creature stopped and picked up a rock. It threw the rock and it hit Jesse right in the face. It proceeded to do this until Jesse fell to the ground completely out cold. Now the creature walked over to Jesse's unconscious body and started dragging him across the ground. Jesse was unconscious and TB was relaxing in a hut. The two were now trapped in the magical land of Equestria
Jesse awakens to the sound of people talking, but he was tied down and couldn't get a good view of his captors. From what he could see, he was inside some kind of building with a map of what looked like a town with X's marked across it.
"What should we do with it." the first voice said
"I don't know y'all." said the second voice
"What the... Why am I tied up." Jesse finally said
"It's awake It's awake." the third voice said
Jesse then found himself to be tied up and lifted up off the ground and put against the wall of the house. It was then that Jesse saw his captors. There were three of them. The first one was the yellow pony creature thing that he and TB saw. The second one was white with a pink and purple mane and it had a horn on its head. The final on was a orange one with wings and a purple mane.
"Aw, you so cute, you so cute." Jesse said
"Uh... Thanks." the white one said
"Oh my god, they talk, AHHHHH!"
"Um why are you screaming." the orange one said
"Sorry, it's just that I'm not used to seeing talking mutated horse things" Jesse said
"Hey, we're not mutated, we're ponies."
"Same difference." Jesse said under his breath. "Also, why am I tied up?"
"Well first off, you were chasing me around with a stick, and second, you were screaming "Die Monster" to me, so I started trowing rocks at you, then I dragged you here." The yellow one said
"Well I think we got off on the wrong leaf so let's start over, what do you say." Jesse said.
"But you were chasing me with a stick."
"That's besides the point, I'll start. Hi my name is Jesse."
"I'm Apple Bloom."
"I'm Scootaloo."
"I'm Sweetie Belle."
"I like those names, now why don't you untie me since we're such good friends now."
"No." the three ponies said
"That's a negatory good buddy." Jesse said
"Yes, that is a negatory." The three said
"What your going to do is come with us to see our friend Twilight." Sweetie said
"Wait like the book." Jesse said "Are we going to meet Edward."
"What are you talking about?" Scootaloo said
"We at least if I'm going to go with you three, at least do an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice." Jesse said laughing "Say I want to hear the lamentations of the women." Jesse said, doing his best Schwarzenegger impression.
"If we do that, can we go?"
"Yes."
"We want to hear lamentations of the women." the three fillies said,trying to imitate what Jesse refereed to as a Schwarzenegger voice
"HA HA HA HA, Okay let's go commanders."
"Finally" the three fillies said
"Wait, before we go, can I let you three in on a little fact?"
"I guess." Apple Bloom said
"This is a true fact." Jesse repeated "Florida had more cases of public masturbation than all of the US combined."
(I am sorry to everypony that lives in Florida, I just made a reference from a morning podcast with Jesse, or... well...this )
The three fillies' faces glowed red
"This conversation is taking a turn I was not expecting." Sweetie said
"Look, I just can't wait any longer, I have to do this now." Jesse said as he broke free from his ropes after slightly moving his body around
Jesse was dumbfounded
"You three really need to learn to tie your ropes correctly." Jesse said
"We have hooves, it's kind of hard to tie a... whatever you are up when you have hooves
"Anyway, as I was doing..." Jesse said putting his had to his crotch and making a certain hand gesture.
The three fillies' jaws were hanging as Jesse continued his little show
"It's just a bunch of dudes beating it... to Cheeseburger In Paradise... HAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Jesse said laughing
They three fillies were silent
"Girls, picture a bunch of dudes on a beach beating off, and suddenly... Cheeseburger In Paradise."
Apple Bloom turned around, her jaw still dropped, and grabbed a frying pan with her mouth.
"Just a word of warning, this might hurt a bit" Scootaloo said
"Goodnight everybody." Jesse followed up
The last thing Jesse felt was the sensation of the frying pan hitting his face multiple times. The three fillies tied him back up and waited for him to wake up again for some odd reason.
The three fillies then rolled Jesse to the opening to the tree house and rolled him down the ramp. Jesse rolled down the ramp until he bounced of it some how and landed into a red wagon. Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle got into the wagon with Jessie and Scootaloo connected her scooter to it.
"Can you please untie me, please I'll do anything."
"Wait... Anything." Sweetie said as a smile slowly crept onto her face. "Girls I have an idea."
"What is it" the other two fillies said
"Follow me." Sweetie said going back up into the tree house.
2 minutes later
"What took you three so long."
"We'll let you go, if you help us get our cutie marks." Sweetie said.
"Cutie what's" Jesse said.
The three fillies face hooved.
" When a pony discovers their special talent, a cutie mark appears on their flank." Scootaloo said
"So let me get this straight, when a pony discovers their purpose in life, a tattoo appears on their ass."
"Um... yes." Apple Bloom said.
"If that will get me out of here, then I'll do it." Jesse said
Apple Bloom then walked over to Jesse and untied him, and he got out of the wagon which was now broken from all of his weight.
"Okay, now let's get started." Sweetie said
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TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria
Jesse is Terrible at Cutie Marks + Crendor and The Shy Pony
Crendor was checking his Facebook and found a message sent by Jesse. He opened it up to find that there was a link to something. He clicked on it without hesitation and thought if Jesse sent it, it must be good. It was a MediaFire download, and Crendor found it was for a game called Equestria Strategy Simulator. When Crendor downloaded it suddenly a vortex appeared in the center his computer.
"Oh Crap!" he said as he sucked head first into his computer monitor.
His head was the only thing in the monitor and he trying to get it out by pushing the monitor back while trying pulling his head out, but it was no use. He was now halfway suck in when he started to hear laughter echoing throughout the vortex.
"Oh, another one, this was unexpected." a mysterious voice said
"Let me out of here." Crendor commanded.
"No, you people are just the most fun I've had in eons other than those ponies of course." the voice said again
"Ponies-what... let me out of hear." Crendor repeated
"No, I got to go now, enjoy the ride." the voice said
The laughter began again and Crendor was no flying through the vortex again. Then the laughter soon faded and a opening soon appeared. Crendor could see a cottage with an abundance of animals, and some yellow thing with a pink mane.Now he out of the vortex and was now flying towards the cottage while the vortex in the sky had now disappeared.
Crendor landed into the dirt right in front of the yellow creature, the surprising impact had sent the animals running while the yellow thing hid in a bush. Crendor was out cold now. The yellow thing approached Crendor's unconscious body, poking him with a hoof, it pulled him into the cottage and put him in a bed.
"Don't worry you poor thing, Doctor Fluttershy will nurse you back to health." it said shutting off the lights and slowly closing the door.
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4 hours later
Crendor awoke to find himself in a bed. At first he thought all the past events that occurred to him were a dream, but dropped that idea when he realized that he wasn't in his own bed. He proceeded down the stairs slowly to get his bearings when he saw a yellow pony thing with wings and a pink mane and three butterflies on its flank.
"AHH what the heck is that!" Crendor screamed.
"AHH!" the pony thing said. "Oh your awake." it said a little calmer.
"It talks!" Crendor said running back upstairs.
"It's okay, there's nothing to be afraid of." the pony said.
Crendor peeked down the stairs and saw the pony thing was not following him,but was smiling and waiting for him to come back down.
"It's okay," "You can come down." it said.
Crendor slowly went down the stairs and was now standing in front of the thing
"Hello" the thing said
"What are you?" Crendor asked
"Um... I'm a pony," It said "I thought you tell what a pony looks like, but that's beside the point. I'm Fluttershy."
"I'm Crendor."
"What a strange name for... what are you actually?"
"I am what you call a human."
"Oh, I almost forgot, I made you some soup."
"Thanks."
Crendor finished up his soup. He and Fluttershy had been talking for the rest of the afternoon and they did a couple of house chores until the evening, where Fluttershy let Crendor use her bed while she slept somewhere else. Even though he was sucked through his computer monitor. Crendor certainly had a great day .
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TB was still in the same hut he found when he lost Jesse, but it was now evening so he was trying to get some rest after the long day. Just then the door opened, TB found a hiding spot quickly and waited to see what was coming in. The figured emerged and TB noticed it was just a zebra with some kind of plant in it's mouth. It set the plant down and started to look around the hut as if something a wrong. Then it began checking all the other additional hiding spots that were available to him at the time. It was getting closer to finding him so TB had to created a distraction. Tb picked up a rock off the ground and threw it right into the cauldron.
The zebra took its attention off searching and went to see what made that splashing noise. TB stuck low to the ground and move swiftly to the door. As quick as a flash he opened the door and ran out. He then started running in the direction Jesse went when he lost him hoping there would be something useful. All he could do was run through the forest in the dark of the night. Alone.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Scootaloo asked.
"I'm positive." Jesse said.
"But I can't fly."
"You'll learn on the way down."
"Yeah, this isn't a good idea." Sweetie said
"How did we get to this point again?" Apple Bloom asked
"She has wings, so we came to this cliff conveniently above the cloud layer, and now I'm going to throw her off." Jesse said
"I told you before, I can't fly." Scootaloo said
"If you can't fly, then you'll land in that water down there."
"You mean that puddle." Sweetie said
"Yeah, I've leaned that if you land in water from long distances, you'll be fine." Jesse said
"Who in their right mind would teach you that." Apple Bloom asked
"Minecraft."
Apple Bloom had the mother of all face hooves.
"Well, see you on the way down."
"Wait, What." Scootaloo said. "No!"
Jesse threw Scootaloo off the cliff. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle raced down the cliff. Scootaloo fell right through the cloud layer and hit about five conveniently paced tree branches on the way down and then finally landed on the ground. When Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle made it down the cliff they saw that Scootaloo's wings were bent backwards along with two of her legs and a black eye.
"Are you okay!?" Sweetie asked
"I can't fell my wings or my legs."
"Jesse!"
"What." Jesse said from the top of the cliff.
"We need to get her to a hospital!"
"Okay, I'll be down in a second."
Jesse finally made his way down and saw Scootaloo's limp, trembling body laying on the ground. Jesse then picked up a nearby stick and started poking Scootaloo.
"We said to get her to a hospital, not poke her with a stick."
"Oh, sorry."
Jesse picked up Scootaloo and followed Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle to the hospital. After they dropped her off they followed Jesse to a convenient rock farm.
"What are we doing here?" Sweetie asked
"Well you told me that unicorns lift stuff with magic or something, so I'm going to push this boulder off this cliff and it will land on you."
"Oh no, no, no ,no ,no ,no."
"Break a leg." Jesse said
"Wait, what, No!"
Jesse rolled the boulder on Sweetie Belle. Right after he rolled it down the convenient hill, it landed on Sweetie Belle. All they could see were her hooves flailing around while they could here a bunch off muffled screams. Apple Bloom had another face hoof.
"Back to the hospital." Apple Bloom said
They carried Sweetie to the hospital after getting her out from under the boulder. Now Jesse was following Apple Bloom.
"Where are we going now?" Jesse asked
"We're going to Twilight so she can knock some sense into y'all.
"Okay. So let's go."
Meanwhile at the hospital
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo lay in their hospital beds all bandaged up.
"Hey Scootaloo." Sweetie said
"Yeah."
"Please remind me to never ask him to help us with anything ever again."
"Okay."
[And now for a bonus chapter]
Crendor and the old, sweetish pony
Crendor was walking around town with Fluttershy. She was giving him a tour of the whole town, then she told him she would introduce him to her friends. As of now they were just strolling down the streets of Ponyville. Suddenly a pony emerged from a house. She was old and fat. Once Crendor saw her, he narrowed his eyes.
"Old, Sweetish Pony!" Crendor screamed
Once he said that he ran over to her and tackled her. He started to punch in the face while Fluttershy just watched while Crendor beat up the old, sweetish pony. Not long after he started, he got off her and walked back to Fluttershy.
"Where to next." Crendor said
"Let's just go." Fluttershy said
TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria
Hardcore Sneaking with Totalbiscuit
TB had finally made it out of the forest. Not that there was any difficulty, but he didn't know which direction to go, but now he made it out. He looked in the direction he went and he saw a town. He had no other place to go, so he went in that direction.
He was now on the edge of town. There were pony creatures everywhere so TB had to think of a ways to get through the town without getting noticed. He went into a nearby ally way and watched pony things pass by.
"Balls." he said in a whisper
Then he saw a ladder heading up the building. He quickly climbed up to the roof of the building. There were many more buildings very close by and he finally had a plan on how to get around town. He tried to get a running start but the way the roof was, he could barley manage it. He ran as fast as could and leaped into the air. He was flailing his arms around and missed the next building. He fell to the ground and landed on his face. He grunted but he still managed to keep quiet. He got up off the ground and found to his surprise that none of the pony things noticed him.
"Maybe I should just stick to alleys." he said, still whispering
So TB looked around the alley and saw pony creature heading his way. He ran around the back of the building. TB waited for the pony monsters to pass by, then after they passed, TB looked out of the alley. There were no pony things so had made a dash across the dirt road. He made it to the next alley. TB went saw another ladder and decided to give it another shot. He climbed up and got a running shot. He jumped and made it to the next building. He continued to do this until the string of building ended. He was lucky none of the pony creature noticed him. He sat on a building and saw a building that seemed to be a tree, and since he needed to find a hiding spot from all the ponies, this was his best opportunity. He jumped off the building and raced towards the "tree house" as TB put it. He made it to there and went inside. He knew it was a long shot, but it was his best bet.
"Yes, now all I have to do is lay low for awhile an-"
He was cut off by something hitting him in the head. TB fell to the ground. His vision was dazed but all he could see was a lavender figure with what seemed to look like books.
"What the..."
Then the books started flying at TB. One by one they hit him and soon he fell unconscious and the last thing he saw was the lavender figure approaching him before everything went black.
TB awoke to find that he was tied down. He seemed to still be in the main room of what seemed to be a library. Suddenly the lavender creature that appeared to be a unicorn came down from a nearby staircase with what looked to be a pointer stick floating next to it. It walked up to TB.
"What the hell." TB said
The unicorn smacked TB on the side of the head.
"Who in the hay are you."
"You talk!?" TB said while trying to shake his way out of the chair he was tied to.
"I take it you haven't seen a talking unicorn."
"What do you think."
The unicorn smacked TB again while he was shaking. The force of the blow knocked TB's chair to the ground.
"Okay, okay, I was joking." TB said "And you can stop with the smacking."
"Well this book said to keep hitting you if the captive doesn't cooperate."
"What book."
"This one."
Suddenly a book levitated off the shelf and went in front of TB's face. It read, How to Interrogate Ponies in 5 Minutes. If TB could move his hands. He would have face palmed.
"Well what do you want to know?"
"I want to know why you were sneaking around in here."
"Well I was trying to hide from those "ponies" as you call them." TB said "It's not everyday I get to see technicolor, talking "ponies"."
"Well where did you come from in the first place?" the unicorn asked
"All I know is that I was going to play a new game, then next thing I know, I was sucked through my computer monitor."" and I ended up here."
"Wait what happened before that? What game was it, and whats a computer monitor?"
"I was on my computer when I got an e-mail from somebody by the name of Discord an-"
"Discord, that doesn't make sense, we sealed him away months ago." the unicorn interrupted
"Like I said before Twilight Sparkle, what fun is there in making sense." a voice said.
"Discord, show yourself!" Twilight said.
"Glad to see you too." Discord said
"Stop staling, what do you want?"
"All I want to do is play another game."
"Let me guess, you "borrowed" the Elements of Harmony, and now your going to give me a lame riddle, we get the elements, and you get sealed away again."
"Not quite Twilight, instead of giving you a riddle, we're going to go on a scavenger hunt." Discord said "If you find all of the Elements of Harmony, I send your friend right over there and all of his buddies back home, and you and your friends seal me away, like that's going to happen."
Just then, a note popped from out of nowhere and Twilight picked it up with her magic. It was a map, and it marked all the places she needed to go.
"Once you get to the places marked on the map, somepony will give you a riddle and you must use it to find one of the Elements of Harmony." Discord said "Good luck Twilight Sparkle." Discord said for a final time
"Great, just great." Twilight said "Um... what's your name?"
"John, but people just call me Totalbiscuit, or TB for sort."
"Okay TB, I'm going to go gather up my friends, you go get yours." Twilight said undoing to ropes that held TB in place.
"Okay."
It didn't take long for Twilight to find one of her friends, when she walked outside, she saw Fluttershy with some creature, the same species as TB. Just then fro out of nowhere, Apple Bloom showed up with a similar creature.
"Okay there's TB's friends, now it's time to get mine." Twilight said
TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria
The First Element (Pt. 1 Worm Jazzy Jeff.)
Twilight Sparkle stood outside of her library home, she escorted Jesse and Crendor inside and now she had to find the rest of her friends. She walked up to Apple Bloom who looked relived that Jesse was gone now.
"Apple Bloom, do you know where any of my friends are?" Twilight asked
"Well, when we were taking Sweetie to the hospital, we saw Rainbow Dash checking up on Scootaloo, and Rarity will probably be there too." Apple Bloom replied
"Thank you." Twilight said
Twilight raced as fast as she could to the hospital to find Rainbow Dash and Rarity checking up on the injured fillies.
"Rainbow Dash, Rarity, you need got to come and help me with something." Twilight said
"What is it." They asked
"I'll explain later, but right now you need to help."
They could tell she was worried, so they followed her after they said goodbye to the fillies. Twilight sent Rarity to Sugarcube Corner to get Pinkie Pie, then sent Rainbow Dash to get Applejack while her. In just short amount of time. All the ponies were gathered in the main room of Twilight's library. Everyone got acquainted with each other
"Why did you need us so urgently?" Rarity asked
"Yeah why did you need us here anyway." Rainbow Dash asked
"I'm back." Discord's voice said
The other ponies gasped but Twilight was silent.
"Not now Discord." Twilight said assertively "I'm giving my friends a mission briefing."
"I can pop in whenever I want, and I have something to tell you all."
"What." Everyone said
"I forgot to get a good posse together for what a told Twilight last time, I mean those Flim Flam guys can only make high quality cider. You made amends with Trixie, Gilda was written out of this story, and Celestia wouldn't have made any sense for the plot. Other than that I can't find anypony else."
"You were going to do what with the princess." Applejack said
"Forget that. So that means that only one pony will give out a riddle, then the rest of my challenges will be confined to a basic scavenger hunt." Discord said. "Now can you skip the exposition and go on your adventure?"
"One question Discord. How are you back?" Twilight asked
"Don't you know, I was sure you and Pinkie would know."
"Not ringing a bell." Pinkie interrupted
"Fine, I'll let you know the boring way instead of the plot twist way. I used... how do you put. The Mirror Pond." Discord said. "Till next time Everypony."
"Bye John De Lancie." Jesse said
"Who." Discord said
"Forget what he said." TB said
Everyone was quiet after that. If Discord used the Mirror Pond, who knows what the possibilities could be. He could have an army, and they didn't even know.
"As I was saying, he stole the Elements of Harmony, now we have to go on a scavenger hunt to get them back." Twilight said. "Now let's go before he changes the rules again."
They all got started on their journey shortly after Twilight said that. The first spot on the map lead them to The Everfree Forest where they assumed they would talk to Zecora. They entered the forest, but for some reason (nopony knows why) they let Jesse lead the way with the map.
"Now we take a left." Jesse said
"I'm pretty sure that we need to go this way to get to Zecora."
"I'm the one with the map Twilight, it says go this way."
Twilight sighed.
When they were walking deeper and deeper into the forest, TB noticed that the ground seemed to move, as if something in the ground was surrounding them. He also heard some digging sounds, like in Terraria with the...
All of a sudden, a giant worm flew out of the ground straight towards Jesse. He dodged quickly as the worm flew past him.
"Worm DJ Jazzy Jeff!" Jesse yelled. "Run!" he yelled again
All the ponies and the three TGS commentators ran as fast as they can. Worm Jazzy Jeff was on their tails. It was catching up on them when TB grabbed a stick on the ground. He threw it to Jesse and in the way of Terraria, Jesse started swinging the stick in the direction of Worm Jazzy Jeff. The stick struck Worm Jazzy Jeff, as well as him striking Jesse. Jesse fell to the ground as Worm Jazzy Jeff burrowed his way back into the ground.
"This stick isn't going to cut it!" Jesse screamed
TB searched around the nearby area but was cut off by Worm Jazzy Jeff. It flew out of the ground, but TB bent back so the Worm missed him. As it flew through the air Applejack jumped onto the worm's back and rode it. While trying to get her off, she lead the worm to a tree and it crashed right into it. Worm Jazzy Jeff seemed to be hurt so Applejack knew how to get rid of the worm. Just then, Worm Jazzy Jeff dug back into the ground taking Applejack with it. The ponies and TGS commentators gathered around the hole that Worm Jazzy Jeff took Applejack into. All they could hear was he screams echoing through the hole.
"It took Applejack." Pinkie Pie said
"I don't remember Worm DJ Jazzy Jeff doing that." TB said
Jesse took another look at the map and his facial expression changed from shock and terror to a look of new-founded stupidity
"Twilight, I think we went the wrong way." Jesse said
"What makes you say that." Twilight said
"The map may have been upside down." Jesse said as he forced a grin onto his face.
Twilight snatched the map away from Jesse and found that the map was indeed upside down.
"You idiot!" Twilight yelled
"You're lucky you don't have to deal with him every week." TB said
"We have to get Applejack back." Fluttershy said
"It has to be somepony that didn't get any screen time." Pinkie said "Crendor, can you dig her out?"
"I guess I could." Crendor said
Crendor got over to the hole and started to crawl down the hole even though it was a rather tight fit. He crawled down deeper and deeper into the hole until he started to fall. He fell down into a dark cavern. He lit a quick match which illuminated a bit of the area. It was a large cavern with branching paths and holes in the walls. He heard something in one of the branching paths and followed the noise. He went through the cave system and saw a plant. It seemed to illuminate more of the area than the match, but it kept blinking on and of, the cave kept going dark and relighted again. Crendor picked up the plant and used it as a lantern to go through the cave.
He made it to a small room and saw Applejack plastered to the wall in some sort webbing, like a Pokemon used a string shot, except it covered the entire room. Crendor rushed over to the pony and got her down off the wall.
"Thanks Crendor." Applejack said. "Now let's get out of here before that worm gets back." The two rushed back to the main room of the cavern when Worm Jazzy Jeff ambushed them from behind. The worm knocked the two against the cave wall. The two fell off the wall and landed on the ground where Worm Jazzy Jeff sent Crendor Flying through the cave. He noticed that when Jazzy Jeff knocked him up there. He could nearly get back into the hole he originally climbed it through.
Worm Jazzy Jeff kept juggling Crendor when Applejack bucked it when it can out of the ground for another go. Worm Jazzy Jeff hit the wall and fell to the ground for a bit before it dug back into the ground. Applejack got onto Crendor's back while Crendor moved into the perfect spot, and in a matter moments, Worm Jazzy Jeff knocked the two straight into the hole. The two began to crawl up the hole as fast as they could until they got to the surface.
"You did it!" Pinkie Pie said
"No time, just run!" Applejack said running off with Crendor
Just then, Worm Jazzy Jeff flew out of the hole and back into the ground ready to chase them. All the ponies started running with Worm Jazzy Jeff right behind them. Crendor noticed that they were coming up on a ravine.
"Keep running this way!" He yelled
They all continued in that direction and stopped at the edge of the ravine. Worm Jazzy Jeff was headed in their direction until it came out of the ground and flew towards them, but missed. Worm Jazzy Jeff flew right over them and straight into the cavern below.
"I don't have any puns. " Jesse said
"Thank god." TB said
"No matter, we got Applejack back." Twilight said "Now let's get to Zecora's, and Jesse will never lead the way... ever again."
"I get it." Jesse said
They had finally made it to Zecora's place after going the wrong way and running into a rather annoying Terraria enemy. They all walked inside and were greeted by Zecora, but something was off about her, she looked so... grey.
To Be Continued
