Somewhere in the wilds of Equestria, an adventuring mare encounters a carelessly-discarded portal gun. Meanwhile, somewhere in Ponyville, a unicorn also encounters a malfunctioning portal gun. Both wind up in a strange new location, and both of them want to find their way back home. Obviously.

Both of them have also turned into the only form worse than human.

As if that wasn't bad enough, some plot elements have been suggested by BingAI.

Trigger warnings: Anthro, cover image is unrelated, nudity, violence, anthro, innuendo, continuity errors, anthro, spelling errors, no coherent plot, anthro.