A few bombs here and there and boom! You got yourself someone dead.

Well no shit someone died, but let's just—

You know, a nuke is a slightly better way to die than fighting a war.

My name's Rimu, and as the text above this text implies, I died at the metaphorical hands of the fucking sun being launched into my backyard. It wasn't fun hearing the sirens blare like there's no tomorrow (there was technically no tomorrow badum ching), especially since I was in the middle of staring into spa- I mean watching one of my favorite episodes of MLP.

After the nuke exploded, I got transported into the magical lands of... Actually what is Equestria's planet named? Eh, later.

I got transported to the magical land of ponies as a changeling queen. After that I met some... Interesting ponies, got brain damage, got eaten by a hydra, fought said interesting pony, got promoted from a bartender to the head of the town guard for some reason and then died again. All in a week.

Well, atleast the next few months are gonna be interesting. I hope. Who knows, maybe I'll get to answer my question about changelings.

What question? Well, are ch-

Art by... You know, I actually have no clue.
Edited by: Me and a little bit of ducktape
Current spot in the timeline (with chapters):
0-current: 10~years before S1

This fucking shit sucks
-Me

Why am I writing this
-Me

Thanks for the reviews, me.

Extra tag is:Drama. OoooOOoo!

Sex tag is for innuendos.
Heavy reworking of characters.
Scratch it, this shits a crack fic with a few bits of actual real story. Im so sorry if you guys got disappointed by the direction of the story, I'll try to do better.
Also AIwhisperer you inspired me to put the system in this fic, equis dreams is fucking awesome don't forget that.