Jax thought death was simple, Heaven or Hell and that's it, but thanks to a stubborn god with terrible taste in anime, he’s stuck in a life he didn’t ask for, with powers he doesn’t want, and living every isekai cliché known to mankind. Now, against his will, he’s navigating a world full of overused tropes, wondering just how many cliches his new life can mark before he completely loses his mind.