
My name is... Ava Carter.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I saved the universe while unconscious, I’d have, like… one nickel. But it’s a solid nickel.
You know me. Ava: the snarky, human-turned-pony who saved Equestria once by sheer accident. Thought you’d seen the last of me? Yeah, so did I.
But surprise! I’m back, and the world is falling apart again. The ponies are desperate, the Elements of Harmony are looking at me for help, and honestly? I have no clue what I’m doing.
This is either going to end in glory or complete disaster—and I’m betting on disater.
Yay?
FEATURED ON THE 2024-11-22/23/24/25/26
Cover made by me.




26867 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
6 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Not again... 2024-11-21 19:48:15 UTC2875
- Chapter 2: It's just a dream anyways, right? 2024-11-25 17:57:07 UTC4125
- Chapter 3: Welcome to Canterlot... Maybe 2024-11-26 15:52:28 UTC4481
- Chapter 4: The Cracks Begin to Show 2024-11-28 18:44:27 UTC6872
- Chapter 5: The Partypoopers 2024-12-04 17:35:14 UTC4423
- Chapter 6 : The Sun and the Moon 2025-02-05 21:14:45 UTC4091