It can't be a good thing when a toaster appears out of nowhere in Rainbow Dash's hooves. It's probably even less of a good thing when the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Pinkie Pie get their hooves on it… isn't it?

(There will be occasional shades of pairings in this story [Dashfire, Pinkiejack, Rarishy, et. al] in this story, but the romance won't be front-and-center the whole time.)