Let me tell you something, as a professional and quite possibly competitive alcoholic, does being turned into a pony change your priorities all that much?

Neigh, I say. Neigh.

In fact, all it means is that you've got a whole new world to explore. New drinks to try. And new bad bitches to encounter while suffering from the effects of said drinks.

Anyone who tells you that you can't woo a changeling is a coward.

So bring on the bitches, and bring on the booze! Thus decrees Boozelight Sparkle, first of her name!

...The fuck you mean that's not a valid title!? Fuck you!

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In less dramatic words, a perpetually drunken SI bumbles her way around Equestria while looking exactly like Twilight Sparkle, to the horror and amusement of many. Shenanigans ensue as a result.

Cover art is taken from here and isn't mine, otherwise I'd probably be drawing ponies or something instead of writing about them.