Chapters Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong
normal is not the way i see it
Normal is not the way I see it
It has been three years since I was forced into Equestria. Well how I got here is a long story. My name is Connor Allison. I am a Caucasian pale white guy, I am fairly muscular, and I have brown eyes. Finally I am 15 years old before I go to Equestria, with a 5’ 6’’ height. I am also a brony, but I don’t tell anyone about it, except for a friend of mine named Mercadies. She is the one that got me to watch the show. I am glad she did. But enough characteristics, now to the story.
I would get out of bed. During the time I’m getting out of bed, my Jack Russell Terrier named Rudy would get out of his den in my closet and jump on me while I try to get out of bed. It doesn’t bother me anymore. I proceed to my alarm clock below my bed and shut it off. I then leave my room with Rudy to get my mom’s dog Kissy. She is a German Shepard mix; we don’t know what the other part of her is. She is very stubborn because she is old, but she is sweet. It is dark in my mom’s room, so seeing is a problem.
Luckily for me I know where Kissy sleeps, right in front of the door, so she’s up really quickly. She exits the room and then is pummeled by Rudy jumping onto her, for a Jack Russell he is actually very calm, most of the time. After a short walk to the living room, we all arrive at the sliding glass door. I let them outside to do their business, while go to the bathroom to do my business. I take a bath after that because it helps me wake up, showers don’t work for me, and they make me drowsy. I do my routine of brushing my teeth, applying my facial prescription achene creams, finally ending with my moisturizer.
I leave the bathroom to get my clothes. I put on my black pants, with a black wife beater under shirt. Then to finish it a brown Tap Out T-shirt. I add an additional stainless steel watch, because it was a present from my grandmother. I love this thing, I still have it. It is about 6:45am by this time, so I go let the dogs in and chill in the front room, playing MW3, poning noobs for a good 35 minutes. I used to be a video game freak, but I grew out of it when I decided to become more physically active. It is almost time to go to school, but I have a weird advantage of going to school. True my mother drives me to school every day, but the thing is, is that she also works there as a school lunch lady. She is the most bad ass lunch lady in the district because of her Ares (Another zodiac, it means exactly what it sounds like. She becomes the god of war).
It is 7:20am, so I go put the dogs back into their appropriate rooms. They can’t both be in mother’s room, because Rudy eats everything; however they can both be in my room, because Rudy doesn’t touch a thing in my room. We think it has to do something with my scent. Kissy could care less on where she stays. 7:30 rolls up and it is time to go. Mom comes out of her room, gets her keys to a beater Isuzu that she has had one year longer than I have been alive, and we go. She stops at McDonalds to get her large Coke.
After a good 20 minute drive, we get to my school. Now my school is special. It isn’t a zoned High School that anybody can go to. No, you have to apply to go to the school, because it is a school that you can choose a specific academy you want to study. Today was an A day. I am an honors student. I start off across the street at TMCC, a college that I have to go to, to be able to do my Metalwork’s class. My mother drops me off at TMCC and goes to work.
Today we were going to work on the Lathe, a machine that is used to spin, high speed metal around in circles, while you cut on it. It is like watching paint dry. We had been working in groups of two to make our own, individual center punch or something, I forget the name of what we were working on was called. That class period, nothing much was different, we did almost finish the punches. At 9:25am we go to our next class. I have to go across the street to my regular school for Chemistry. Chemistry is my favorite class because the teacher Mr. Ucceli gives us notes that we get points for, if we have the notes we get points, and when the test comes up, we get to use the notes. I can tell I am Mr. Ucceli’s favorite student.
Today in Chemistry was a little different. We were going to go out into the commons, or as we call it, the fish bowl, because of its fish bowl like shape, to see a presentation and demonstration on a project the seniors have been working on since they were Juniors. We didn’t know what this presentation was about, but it was important enough to pull us out of class to watch, so I’m going to pay attention. There was a strange looking device standing on a podium in the front of the commons, it kind of hard to explain what it looked like. A senior walked up to the podium. “We are glad that you could be here today to witness our Capstone project. We present to you a working wormhole.” ‘Wormhole, wait a minute, I don’t like the sound of that,’ I thought to myself.
The machine turned on and inside the containment chamber was a little white sphere. I almost crapped myself. “See nothing is wrong it worke-Sir something is wrong with the wormhole, we can’t control it, it is starting to eat away at the chamber.” “LIKE I SAID, IT IS NOT SAFE! Within a few minutes this whole school will suck into it, and in hours the entire world, and then it will get bigger until it has consumed everything in the entire universe. We can’t stop it. Taking out the power supply won’t work because the rip is now dependent on the energy it creates on its own.” A few seconds later the hole had broken through the chamber and started to suck everything towards it. I knew of two ways to stop the rip, we open a second rip to suck the power out of the first rip and second, or I was likely going to die from doing the harder way. If I was to do this way, I was going to go to a different universe, or I was going to get back in time alive.
I was on the computer about to use the device to open a second rip, but the rip sucked in the device to make another rip. So I jumped into the whole. My size was big enough to block the whole for a second, but not for long. Finally I was sucked the rip. I knew in bridge there was a spot where I could seal the whole. I found the spot and there, floating in midair was a little black speck, dark-matter. If I could get rid of it, I could seal the bridge. So I reached out for it and I grasped on to it. It burned a lot, but I was able to crush it. My hand was really a wreck, but I didn’t have time for the pain. I turned around and floated back to my universe, but I was too late. The rip closed and I was being sucked toward an unknown force. I turned back around and I found the other end of the bridge, which was just about to close.
I thrusted with my feet, with all of the energy I could, and just barely made it through the rip, without being cut into too pieces. I was falling to the ground. I was about 20 feet from the rip to the ground, but I was above a tree that was only five feet below me. I yelled out, but I hit the tree first. It didn’t hurt that much, but it hurt. Before I could go any further down I grabbed onto a nearby branch with my hand that was not injured. I released my grip and fell to the ground below. I landed on my feet. I then took a look at my surroundings. I was in some type of forest or swamp. The trees were packed closely together, there were vines everywhere, and it was dark in the forest’s bottom, compared to its canopy.
I decided I need to find the nearest civilization around if it existed, because there is no way I am going home now. So I climbed back up the tree to the best of my abilities. Luckily for me, the branches were low to the ground, so it made it easier for me to get back up there. When I reached the top, I was basked in golden sunlight. I don’t know why, but this sunlight was more refreshing. Like it was literally giving me energy. I guess this is what plants feel like all the time. I then looked around, and found two things. First, I found a mountain fortress on top of a large mountain. I also found a medium sized village about two miles away. Both of these figures looked oddly familiar, but I blew it off. It was going to be a long trip to this village.
Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong
Meeting the ponies
I had been walking for about 12 minutes while listening to the IPod I had in my pocket. Now there were no sign of life, other than the plant life. It was way to quiet out here. I knew then I was being watched. I don't know what it was, but I ignored it. Maybe if I leave it be, it won't bother me. I keep on walking. I continued to feel whatever was watching, and it was starting to annoy me. Five minutes later I could see a clearing. I started to jog toward it, but I realized two things. One whatever was watching me jumped out of where ever it was. It a blue haze, like a spirit or something, floating in front of. And two I felt stronger and lighter.
I then heard a voice. It sounded VERY familiar. “Where do you think you are going? We are going to be spending a lot more time together." 'What does that mean?' The strange entity then began to take a shape. It had four legs, two forelegs and two hind legs. A tail and hair looked like it was made of the same haze. It was pitch black and looked like it was wearing armor, which was blue. It had midnight blue eyes and was about 3' 8" tall. In all it looked like a black horse, but slightly different. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, this is Nightmare Moon.
'OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS!' I mentally shit myself, but I kept a calm face and took a defensive stance.' Wait, if that is Nightmare Moon, then that means that I am in Equestria, I am much taller than I thought I would be compared to this pony.’ "You have nothing to fear, oh tall and handsome one. I have no intentions of hurting youuuu." 'Handsome, does she not see my face.' She is acting weird and she looking at me like I'm a piece of meat, which she could devour at any time. "All I want to do is spend some quality time with you." We were making eye contact the whole time and I could tell that the look in her eyes was one of lust. I had never seen one before, but I have read about what they look like, and I could see the signs.
I didn’t want to say anything about the fact that I knew about Equestria quite yet, and not to someon- sorry somepony that was a supposed villain. “That’s ok ma’am, I’m just looking for the nearest town to get some help for my hand and maybe a place to stay until I figure out what I’m going to do next.” “But why would you want to leave me, am I not good enough for you”, she said while showing a puppy dog expression. ‘Now that just looks ridiculous, Nightmare Moon giving me the puppy dog eyes. I would never of guessed that would happen to me. However, I still need to get out of this situation. Just play it cool and calm. Do not shit your pants.’
“No, there is nothing wrong with you, it’s just that I just arrived here, where ever here is, and my priorities are more of getting help for my injured hand.” ‘Nice on Connor, you just might make it out of here with you balls intact.’ She then said, “who said you had a choice”. She took a step closer to me. She was only three feet away. ‘How did I know this wouldn’t be that easy’, I mentally kicked myself. ‘Looks like I’m going to have to fight my way out of this.’ I took a fiercer fighting stance. “If you don’t leave me alone, I’m going to have to hurt you.” ‘Oh like that is going to work.’
“Well if you won’t go willingly, then were going to have to do this the hard way.” Her horn glowed softly, but nothing ever happened. We both stood there for a minute or two, just keeping eye contact, but nothing ever did happen. I then noticed that her horn was glowing. ‘She must be trying to use magic. I wond-.’“Why isn’t this working, I can’t my magic against you.” She looked me dead in the eye. “How come my magic won’t work on you!” She using the Royal Canterlot Voice. “I don’t know, I’ve never met a Unicorn, Pegasus thing. I didn’t even know magic existed.” I knew what she was and that magic existed here, but I didn’t want to give that information up yet. Not to her at least.
She is frustrated, but quickly gains a more lustful look of desire. “Well, if my magic won’t work, then I will have to do this the old fashioned way.” She crouched down and launched at me. If I was a second faster I might have made it clear of her, but she ended up grabbing hold of my left leg. She was hugging it like it was part of her. “Oh, such strong muscles you have in these legs. Much more power in them than a stallion would have.” She somehow got my pants and underwear off me within a second, and got then to my knee caps. She looked at my exposed flaccid shaft. She began to drool on my leg. I decided that was way passed the line and she just crossed it. So I took my left elbow and hammered it repeatedly into the top of her muzzle, because I didn’t want to be stabbed by her horn. “Get-off-of- me.”
She finally released the hold she had on me, but I did not find out what she did because I pulled my pants and underwear back on, and took off as fast as I could in the direction of that village. I could only guess that it was Ponyville. I passed into the clearing and found that Ponyville was only about a tenth of a mile away, but I could hear the sound of doors being slammed shut and windows being closed. ‘Oh great, it is the Zecora incident all over again, but I still have to get away from this pony.’ I sprinted towards Ponyville; I dare not to look behind me. I am not going to take a chance.
I was in the borders of ponyville within a few seconds. I know there was something wrong with my body now for sure, because I didn’t use the bridge; I just jumped over the gap. That gap was about 30 feet wide and six feet deep. I definitely couldn’t do that before, but that is not important to my situation. I ran toward the center of the town, to do exactly what the ponies are doing right now, hide from the strange creature that was coming into town. I looked quickly, and found a building with an open wooden window. ‘It’s my only chance.’ So I ran to the window and dove through it.
I quickly recovered and quickly shut the window. I put my ear to the window to listen to what was going on outside. “Where did that sexy, piece of meat run to now. He is smarter than to stay in town, so I’m guessing he is continuing on passed this filthy town. I’m coming after you creature and there is no where you can hide from me.” I heard the sound of a wind current, guessed it was her taking flight. I turned around. It was pitch black in the room. I slumped to the ground. ‘That was to close for comfort.’ I then heard a high pitch voice whisper, “Hey did you hear that. I think it left.”, “I thank yur right hon. whatever that thang was, and it is gone now.”
I then answered, “I hope so, that pony was chasing after me like I was a massive diamond.” I heard several gasps after I said that. “Ok, who is the buster that decided to hide in here with us? I swear I will break your jaw if you do anything funny!” “Now darling that would be totally uncalled for. He was just trying to hide from whatever that creature was. Approaching our little home in that threatening way, I would try to find a place to hide to.” ‘Wait, is that who I think it is. Who else could there be.’
“OK everypony, I believe the creature is gone now, but I really would have liked to see what it was. All I could tell was it was bipedal, big, tall and pale. I couldn’t get an accurate description of the creature.” ‘I’m starting to hear a pattern going on here. Wait a second, there talking about me. Oh no, this isn’t going to be good.’ Suddenly several windows opened simultaneously, with the door as well. I could now see who these voices belonged to. I did not expect to find what I did. I found the Mane six, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.
Now I am going to man squeal in my head ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’. They didn’t notice me at first, but Fluttershy spotted me. Yet she didn’t look scared. “Oh, you poor thing, were you scared by the big bad creature. You’re ok now”, she said to me. “Hey Fluttershy who you talkin-“, Rainbow Dash looked me straight in the eye. I shit myself. ‘Oh crap, FUTTERSHY HELP MEEEEEE!’ “Hey, who are you!” She flew right in my face. She was much smaller than me, but she still intimidates me. I screamed “Ahhhhh” and then she screamed right back “Ahhhhhh”. We are both screaming at each other. Everypony was now looking in our direction.
Rainbow flew away from me with extreme speeds. “That’s the thing that was running out of the forest. Kill it!” ‘She wants me dead, and I haven’t even done anything wrong. Isn’t this a greatest first impression ever.’ “Hey I was running away from something that had intentions of raping me. What would you do?!” All of their eyes bulged out of their heads. Rainbow looked the most astonished. “It can talk”, I hear Rainbow say. I then proceed to talk in a little kids voice, similar to Cartmen from South Park, “yeah and I have feelings to you freaking bully”.
“Oh mah Celestia, what’z that thang”, Applejack said. I revert back to my normal voice. “I am a human being or homo-sapiens if you get scientific about it. Now I will ask you a question. Then we will repeat. Who are you?” I am purposely acting weird, or weirder than normal. “Hold on one minute buster, we will be asking the questions, now why were you attacking our town”, Rainbow got right back in my face. I looked back at Fluttershy and she looked like she was going to kill something. “RAINBOW DASH, GET AWAY FROM HIM. YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HEAR WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID HE WAS ALMOST RAPED.” She then grabbed Rainbow by the tail in her mouth and pulled her away from me.
“Well now that is over, we still have to do something about this hue-man. We still have to find out if he is a threat”, Twilight said. “Well first you should inform the others that everything is safe and can come out. Also I mean you no harm, I just needed to hide from that maniac.” “How are we supposed to know that you will not hurt anypony as soon as we let you go, no you have to stay here, you are going to stay here until the princess decides on what to do with you.” “I had something try to rape me today and I’m going to be judged by a royal figure. My day just keeps on getting better and better.”
Fluttershy looked at me. “Everything will be fine. The princess is really nice and sweet. You will be fine.” I looked back at her and found a lot of care in her eyes. I slowly rapped my arms around her. She stiffened a little. I began to release my grasp on her, but he hugged me first. She was so warm. There were more gasps in the background. “Nopony has ever made friends with Fluttershy that fast, and I have known Fluttershy since we foals. Maybe he isn’t that bad, but I’m keeping my eyes on him”, Rainbow said.
Twilight decided she would go find her number one assistant Spike. Twilight made me stay where I was, so I did. While Twilight was going to do the things she was going to do, I got to know the other five of them. They warmed up to me real fast, almost too fast. However, during the time it took Twilight to get Spike, we all played some games that Pinkie provided. I thought that it was weird that they were this comfortable around me this fast. I have only known them for a few minutes, but I have known them through a TV show. I didn’t tell them about that yet, but I will in the future when and if they trust me enough.
Finally Twilight returned with a small purple lizard, it was Spike. Wow these ponies are only about 3’ tall, but he was only 2’ 2” tall, he is really small. “Wow you are tall, how do stand up anywhere at all?” I was so tall I had to walk on my knees so I wouldn’t hit the roof. “Well I guess it just comes with time.” “Oh, Ok. Anyway, Twilight you wanted to write a letter to the Princess.” “Yes Spike, are you ready?” He nodded with his little quill.
Today, a bipedal creature ran into our town running from a rapist or so the creature says. He told us that he is a Hue-man which looks like a bald ape except for a small mane on the top of his head. We thought he was attacking the town, so we hid from him. He jumped through an open window that we forgot to close. He shut it and waited for the rapist to leave and then we got to know him. I personally didn’t get to know him at all, but my friends did and they say he is nice. Even Rainbow says he is cool, which is rare for her to call a male apparently. But, he was a creature I have never seen in any of my books, so I contacted you on what we should do with him. We need your help.
From your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
“That’s it Spike send it away.” He breathed in and he set it on fire. ‘I am loving this place already. I’m going to hopefully be able to stay here with consequences.’ A few minutes passed and Spike regurgitated a letter. He grasped it and spoke:
I am glad that you informed me of this. This is an important subject that needs to be addressed. However, I can’t be in ponyville for the next few days, so I would like you to keep an eye over him until I can come to see who and what this creature is. You will see me very soon.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
“Well it is settled, you will stay here in ponyville until the Princess gets here. The only question now is where you will stay.” The next thing I know is Fluttershy saying louder than usual, “he can stay with me. I’ve got plenty of room in my cottage. That is if you are ok with staying with me.” “That is great Fluttershy; I would love to stay with you until the Princess decides on what to do with me. Hopefully it is something good though.” We smile at each other and we set off to my new home.
This is going to be a great life, for me, but I realize what if this isn’t the same Princess Celestia I saw in the show. What if this one was one of the other Celestia’s that was created from fans? Which Celestia it is, I don’t know, but as long as it isn’t Molestia or Tyrant Celestia I’m fine. I will find out in a few days. God hope it isn’t Molestia. I’m tired of ponies attempting to rape me. Even though this only happened once, I don’t want this to happen again.
Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong
Meeting the Mater of Molesting
Meeting the Master of Molesting
As me and Fluttershy leave the building in which I dove into, two things registered in my mind. First, I found out that, that building was actually Sugarcube Corner, I don't know how I didn't realize that the first time I looked at the building, but I'm not complaining. Also, I think I figured out how I was able to get here so fast. I believe it had to do something with the gravity. I believe the gravitational pull of this environment was lighter than where I used to live. If this was true, I could tell that it wasn't by that much. If this is true, than am much stronger, faster, and tougher than I original was before. 'I'm going to have to figure out if this true. That should be easy, I just need a scale. If I weighed 157.5 in my normal gravity then I will make a proportion to compare the difference.'
Fluttershy and I were just leaving ponyville. I decided to ask Fluttershy a few questions, to break the silence. "Well Fluttershy, what do you do for a living here in ponyville?" "Oh I help ponies with their pet problems, help nurse animals back to health, and take care of the animals in the forest." "Wow, you must really good with animals. I'm guessing that is why you warmed up to me so fast. I know that you are very shy, hence your name, but I also knew this because Pinkie Pie told me a little about you. Am I right?" She blushed, I thought it was adorable. "Ye-yes, that is why I'm so comfortable around me", however she had said this strangely, she had just lied to me. I however, didn't want to push information out of her, so I just nodded my head and continued on to her cottage. We had not said a word to each other for a few minutes, and then a thought entered my head.
"Hey Fluttershy, I know didn't show the others this item I'm in possession of, but would you like to listen to some music." I had remembered that I had my iPod in my pocket. "Oh, yes please, but how are you going to play the music. I don't see you have an instrument to play. How are you going to play the music?" "Oh Fluttershy, I'm not going to literally play the music. I'm going to press a few buttons on my iPod. Here listen." I pulled out my iPod, took out my earphones, and searched for a song. 'Ok, I need something nice and easy. No 'Three Days of Grace' or 'Disturbed'. Oh! I know, how about BTR.' I put it on shuffle in the album. It played 'City is Ours'. It was about half way through the song when I looked at Fluttershy. Her eyes were closed and she was bobbing her head side to side with the beat of the song. I knew she enjoyed it, so I just let the iPod play through the album. We only went through four or five songs when we had finally got to her cottage.
Like I thought, there was animals going in and out of the little cottage, but I have no problem with that. I turned off the iPod and Fluttershy realized where we were. "Oh my, those songs were lovely. How was that little black rectangle able to do that?" "Well you see, the company that manufactures these iPod's was able to put many things into them. These iPod's can do more than play music. This one can take pictures, play music, search for information, save and take video's, play certain games, and tell you date and time. There are other things to, but most of those won't work here for certain reasons you wouldn't understand." She looked dumbfounded.
"How can that little thing do all of that?" "That is where I can't give you information, because I don't how. It involves scientific process and several electrical circuits. Other than that, I'm not sure." "Oh, ok." After our little talk we went into the cottage. Wow, for pony architects they did a great job building this cottage from an engineer's position. However, that wasn't the reason I was impressed. Even though Fluttershy took care of many Wood Lin creatures, she kept this place very clean. It made my mother's cleaning skills look like a preschooler's and my mother is a clean freak. Everything was sparkling clean. I couldn't figure out how this was possible, until I thought 'magic'. I walked over to the couch, or what I think a couch would be for a pony in the room. It was more of a large puffy chair for my size, for the fact that these ponies were so small. It was very comfortable.
"Oh, you must be very tired from running away from that rapist. Why don't take a nap." Now that sounds like a good idea. “You know what, I think I will. Oh and thank you for letting me stay with you, until the Princess decides on what to do with me.” “Oh it is no problem at all.” With that I fell asleep. Again I am a Taurus, I like to sleep.
As I awoke, I found that I was no longer on that oversized chair or very small couch. I was in a dark room. I could not see anything. I then hear giggling. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming because the sound was bouncing off the walls. The walls were all very close together. I would say the room was about 20 feet long and about 8 feet wide. It was a very small room. ‘Oh, something bad is going to happen. I just know it.’ Then I hear a voice that sounded feminine. “Well, well, well, it looks like my new toy has finally awakened. You are a very deep sleeper.”
I turned around with speed that would match Rainbow Dash’s Sonic Rainboom. It was kind of hard to see her, but I could tell that she was a pony with a pink mane and tail. They were moving on their own. She was about the same height of Nightmare Moon. She had an alabaster white shaded coat. She was wearing gold clad shoes, a gold necklace with a topaz gem in the middle of it, and a golden tiara with another topaz in the middle of it as well. Finally, she had a golden sun cutie mark. ‘OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD. IT’S PRINCESS CELESTIA. Wait a minute, pink mane and tail, OH GOOD LORD, PLEASE TELL ME THAT ISN’T WHO IT IS.’
“Oh, ho, ho, ho, do not be afraid. I have no intentions of hurting you. I’m so very sorry about your rude awaking, but I couldn’t let you run off before we got to know each other. I am Princess Celestia co-ruler of Equestria and my student as told me a lot about you. A tall, strong, handsome, male ran into town from a rapist. I am sorry about what happened to you, but I had to see you for myself.” I knew very well who I was talking to. I knew I was royally screwed, literally. There were a few thoughts going through my head.
‘OH SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Well at least I have the advantage of being magic proof. That gives me something to bank on, but how am I goin-‘, my thoughts were interrupted by Molestia standing on her hind legs to be able to reach my lips. She full on Frenched the inside my mouth. I knew this was going to get bad really fast.
(This is where it is going to get sexual, skip if you don’t enjoy these types of scenes)
My eyes flew open. ‘I’m not getting out of this. If I die, at least I’m not dying a virgin, ha, ha, ha, oh crap.’ My eyes began to grow heavy, they eventually closed. ‘If I’m going to be forced into this I mine as well try to enjoy this.’ Then it hit me. ‘I doubt I can do it, but if I can wear her out and if I can stay conscious, I might be able to get away before she does anything too weird to me.’ So I moved my arms so that they were around her midsection. I also decided to start her tongue with my own. I could feel her smile. She then proceeded to run her hooves over my shoulders. I knew she was feeling me up.
If she was going to do that, then two can play this game. I started to rub the spot between her wings. She moaned into my mouth and her wings started to rise. I gave her a Wingboner, this is now something I could check off of my ‘weirdest shit that has happened to me’. She went from my shoulders down to my abdomen. Again she smiled, she must be pleased with the work I have been putting into my body for the last year.
I started to rub the joints that connected her wings to her back with one of my hands. The other went up to her horn. I started to pump on it lightly. She squealing into me when I started to rub her wing joints, but she screamed into my mouth when I started to rub her horn. Either she I faking it or she hasn’t had a good fuck in a long time. ‘So far so good, but don’t get too excited Connor. You’re going to need as much energy you can get.’ I then was hit by a very powerful aroma. I knew instantly that was her pheromones. I knew the human nose had a hard time detecting pheromones, but damn, this was strong.
My mind went blank, nothing was in my head, except a primal urge to fuck whatever the hell was making that smell. I could feel my erection growing in my pants at a rapid rate. She could sense it, I could tell. She moved her hoof down to the tent. She had a surprised look as if my erection wasn’t enough, I knew this was true, or at least I thought I did. She dispatched from my face for two reasons. First, she needed air. I could have gone longer because of my lungs being bigger. Secondly, she wanted to say something. “OH MY SHINNING SUN, IT’S HUGE!” ‘What, there’s no way that is true.
She tried to use her magic, but it failed miserably. She looked up at me with puppy dog eyes. She needed help. I took off my shirt to reveal my sculpted chest, abs, and oblique’s. I have a six pack. I grabbed my belt, undid it and through it to the other side of the room, that was three feet away. I grasped the zipper of my pants, zipped it down, and unbuttoned the button as well. My pants fell to the ground. All that was left was my underwear with an unknown size tent in the front.
She looked down at it and literally started to drool. With her mouth she grabbed hold of the only cloth that protected my dignity, and ripped it off. There I was in all of my god giving glory. Naked, I hardly ever was like this. Molestia was shaking with anticipation at this point. “It’s bigger than any male species I have ever seen.” ‘How is a seven inch penis bigger than a pony?’ Within a second she had taken my entire length into her mouth. She didn’t even gag.
She started to bob at a slow pace. I could feel the tip of my reproductive organ hitting the back of her mouth and going down her throat. It was better than any amount of masturbation I had ever done to myself. So warm and moist, I was instantly in love with the sensation. Molestia began to speed up. She was rapidly trying to get me to cum. Well I won’t have any of that just yet. This fight isn’t over yet. I bent over, grabbed her by her waist, and spun her around. She had yelped around my cock and the vibrations felt most pleasurable. I fell to the ground because I am could not stand any longer.
Molestia was on top of me, and I was holding her hips. I looked up at her marvelous tail. I grab her tail and wrapped it around my hand. I could now see how aroused she had become. First, her vagina looked identical to the ones I have seen before, just a little smaller than I thought. Secondly, her pussy was flowing like the Nile, a river of fluid coming out of her snatch. I had always wondered about what this fluid tasted like, well time to find out. I only came in for a small lick. However, in that small lick an explosion of flavor bombarded my mouth. This only made harder, I made steel look like a joke.
I wanted- no I needed more and with Celestia all the willing, I dove in for the kill. Celestia came off of my member, screaming like there was no tomorrow. Advantage me, I last longer. I first started with the outside of the lips. I was going to tease her a little, make her wait, see what her limit was. I continued in circles around the slit, but never getting too close for her. She was getting irritated, after a few more seconds of this she yelled out, “PLEASE, PLEASE I NEED YOU NOW URGENTLY!” Well now that only took about a minute and 15 seconds.
‘Enough playing around.’ I drew back slightly and dove in head first. I almost keeled over by the divine taste of this goddess. I knew she couldn’t take a lot of this because she was screaming, “I’M CUMMING, I’M CUMMING AHHHHHHHHHHH”. It was volcano of fluids. I was literally drinking in her liquid ambrosia. She continued to cum for the next 30 seconds. I was full of her essence now. She slumped to the floor, panting like a hot dog in the hot summer air. “You are, huu, very good, huu, at this, huu”, she said in between pants.
Celestia then looked at my little visitor. She grew a seductive grin. She got up on all fours, bent down with her front two legs, thrusted her flank in the air, moved her tail out of the way, and said, “buck me like there is no tomorrow.” ‘My plan is working, but I’m not out of the woods yet. Let’s finish this and get the hell out of here if I can.’ I got up. Luckily for me, when I’m standing up straight I line up perfectly. I put the tip of my cock to her pussy and thrusted in hard. She gasped. If what she has been saying is true, she is not used to a penis this size. I must be the first to actually satisfy her hunger.
I pulled back and thrusted again, but not as hard. I started at a slow pace, but I got increasingly faster. She was moaning louder and louder and louder every time I went faster of thrusted harder. She was now moaning my name. I’m not sure how she knew my name, but right now I don’t care. We were now starting to make funny noises by all of the sweat, saliva, and all of the other fluids now running out of her. I was thrusting so hard every time I made contact with her flank, there was an audible smack punctuated by the end of every thrust.
I was getting close, but I wasn’t close enough. Luckily my cardio was holding quite well. She out of now where started to scream again, “I’M CUMMING”. I could feel her internal walls clamp down on my member, trying to milk me for my sperm. This brought me closer, but not close enough. ‘I am almost home free, but she is still awake. How am I going to make her pass out……. OH, that will work.’ I pulled out of her snatch. She whined, but a soft squeeze on her flank made her quiet. I then line the head of my cock with her other entrance and prodded it gently. She gasped as I pushed in. I had plenty of lubrication from her juices around my shaft, so it was easy to get in. This passage was so much tighter than her pussy. It was even warmer as well.
I didn’t waste time in the warm up and just pounded away. I was going to make her cum one more time before I would. She fell over by the immense pleasure, she could no longer stand. I slid out of her, but I was not going to have any of that. I picked her rear end up by the hips, realigned myself and pounded away again. I was so close now, but I need to keep it up. For the final, or at least I hope final time today, or night. Could not tell, no windows to indicate this. She said in the Royal Canterlot Voice, “I’M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”.
I hear the splash of her goddess fluids splash on the floor. I could feel her anal passage grow even tighter. It was too much for me. I started to grunt, trying to hold on a second more, but couldn’t. With one final push I started to cum inside her ass. I have never came this hard in my life or this much in quantity. I started cumming in her. I shot four jets of semen into her. I pulled out because I thought I was done, but I was very wrong. I continued to cum everywhere on her. All over her ass, back and some even got to her muzzle.
After nine shots of my jizz I was spent. I could visibly see her lapping at the semen on her muzzle, listening to her moan in pleasure. A few seconds later I could hear snoring coming from the heaping pile of pony. I had actually done it. I had worn out the queen of MOLESTING. ‘I AM VICTORIOUS!’ , saying mentally to myself. I was so proud of myself. I had got myself out of this situation, even though it was a sick way to do it, I had done it. I grabbed my shirt and used it to wipe as much fluid off of my.
(Ok this is the end of the adult stuff)
I grabbed my shirt and used it to wipe as much fluid off of me. I grabbed my pants, through them on as fast as I human could. Put on my belt and went for the door. After that whole incident, my eyes had adjusted to the rooms lighting. I could now see everything in the room, including the door. I went for it, it is time to get out of here. When I opened the door I was greeted by a generous amount of light. I blinded me at first, but I got over it quick. I was in a hallway of a very fancy place. ‘Please tell me this isn’t Canterlot.’ I started to run down the hall, not caring which way I ran. I just wanted to get the hell out of here.
I went left, right, up, down, and upstairs all around trying to find an exit. After a 10 minute jog around this place I had finally found what appeared to be an exit. I sprinted toward it. I went out the door to the exit and was greeted by a balcony. It was long so I could stop with enough space to spare. I walked up to the edge and looked down. To my relief I was only a few floors from the base of the castle. I looked to my left and found large looking vines growing on the side of the castle. ‘I can just climb my way down.’ I jumped up on the edge of the balcony. I was going to jump to the vines, but was interrupted by a voice. “What tis this strange looking creature.” I turned around to find that my favorite pony was standing at the door way, Princess Luna.
(So how was my first attempt at the clopfic so far? Was it good?)
Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong
Gaming with the Best Pony
‘Oh crap. What do I do? Wait a sec, if that was Molestia, then this Gamer Luna. ‘Fan boy squeal.’ I said to myself. Even though Princess Luna has never seen me before, she seemed to not care about I was. I know this because she uttered, “Pray tell, are thou intelligent?” I was about to tell her that I was, but her nose twitched, she was smelling something. After a moment Luna exclaimed, “OH, you are a victim of my sister. I’m sorry that you had to go through that by my sister ‘Molestia’, but how did you get away from her?”
‘I can’t believe it; I’m speaking to the best pony in all of Equestria. I probably should answer her questions.’ “Well, to answer your question, yes I am intelligent. Also, did you say that, that pink freak is your sister?” ‘I’m so fully of it.’ “Oh good you can speak. Yes, as you put it. That pink freak is my sister. She has a habit of doing things like that, but what I don’t understand is how you got away from her and get here.”
“Well, I knew somehow that I was in trouble, probably the fact that I woke up in a dark room, not able to see much. Then to confer it, ‘Molestia’ as you say started to talk to me in a seductive voice. After that she shoved her face into mine, feeling me up, and moaning like see was a worm on the hot sidewalk. A little while later, and some intense passion, I wore her out. She must not be used to something like me, because she passed out from that activity. I put my pants on and go the hell out of there. Once we were done, I could now see the room clearly. I found the door knob and left. I proceeded to run all over the place, trying to find an exit. Finally, I found this balcony by accident, thinking it was an exit. That is where I am now.”
Luna looked utterly shocked. “H-h-h-how is t-t-that possible, she has done this for centuries and nopony alive has ever made HER pass out from exhaustion.” “I honestly have no clue. I have only been in this place, and I mean this country for two days. Unless I was incapacitated for longer than a day, then it would be longer.” Luna’s eye twitched several times. “You must be a god if you can do that to my sister and still be able to move.” “I’m not sure about that, but we still haven’t been properly introduced. My name is Connor S. Allison; it is very nice to meet you.”
I held out my hand to shake her hand. She looked at it confused at first, but she soon realized what I meant. Luna raised her hoof, I grasped on and shook it, and with pride Luna spoke, “it is a pleasure to meet you Connor. I am Princess Luna, co-ruler of Equestria.” We smiled at each other. I then realized that Molestia could awaken at any time and I am 100 percent sure that she would come looking after me. I needed to get out of here. “Princess Luna it is great to meet you, but I need to get away from here. I don’t want to be anywhere near here when your sister awakens. Do know a way to get out of here?”
“I am sorry, but if my sister brought you here, she has most likely informed the royal guard to not allow you to leave. She also has probably informed then to bring you back to her if you were to try to escape. I do not know of any way out of the castle other than the front entrance. That is one of the most heavily guarded places in and on the palace.” ‘Oh no, how am I going to get out of here now? I get spotted, I’m done. My plan is not going to work a second time.’ I was starting to get worried. It must have been visible because Luna said something that gave me confidence. “There is a time of the night, 8:30 to be precise, when the guards switch posts. It is a five minute window of opportunity, but you should be able to get out of here in time. You can come with me and I will put you somewhere, where you can stay until then.”
I was so happy I did not realize what I did next. I lurch forward, picked Luna, and hugged her. “Thank you, thank you, you are the first pony that has truly wanted to help me, not run away or do something naughty to me.” Luna was obviously not used to physical contact because she squirmed around. After about two seconds of doing this she started to nuzzle me. She embraced me as well. I just stood there holding her. I was enjoying the feeling, but I need to get out of sight.
I put her back down. She was smiling at me. I believe she enjoyed that more than I did. “That was very pleasant; nopony has ever been nice to me. However, we still have to get you somewhere safe. Come along we have a long trip ahead of us.” Luna turned around and started to walk away. I followed close behind.
We were walking around this massive place for half an hour. Why must they make these places so big? I believe it is because it is how royalty gets their cardio for the day. It must work. The whole time there were no guards or anypony around. This place is very vacant. I don’t know where we were, but every now and then I would seek a peak at Luna. She was very beautiful. I don’t know why anyone would be scared of her. She was perfect in her own way. I was also was sizing her up. She had a great build in the back, if you know what I mean.
When I got in the room, I was dumbfounded. I was expecting a broom closet, or a storage room. This was no broom closet. It was a bedroom fit for a queen. There was king sized bed in there. It could easily hold up to six humans my size. Also there was a bathroom on the right side of the room, but that wasn’t what shocked me the most. What shocked me the most was the large 92” TV sitting on the left side of the room, with a cabinet full of game consoles and game cases. There was also a computer right to the giant TV. I realized I was in Gamer Luna’s inner sanctum. I was in her bed chambers.
I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard Molestia’s voice through the door. My first reaction was too hid under the bed and that is exactly what I did. There was just barely enough room for me to squeeze under there. The bed was only 10 inches thick and I am nine and a half inches thick. I barely made it under the bed in time when the door opened again. In walked Princess Molestia and Princess Luna.
“Sister I don’t even know what this creature looks like, why do you think I would know where it is.” “Well I’m just making sure that you don’t know anything about him. He is a true master at this art. He was actually able to satisfy me for once and he took the dominate role. He is also very strong, so strong he could keep me up right so he could ram-“ “SISTER I DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.” “Why, did it get you hot and bothered?” Luna’s face then turned into a plume. “No, just get out of here, if I see this creature I will get it for you. How about that?” “Fine, come get me if you see him. Now go do whatever it is you do all day.” Molestia turned back to the door and left.
I waited a minute or so until I thought it was ok to come out. I shimmy my way out from under the bed. “That was to close, thank you for not telling her about where I was. I don’t need to go through that again.” “Tis our pleasure, we try so hard to make our sister mad, it is quite pleasurable.” ‘Ok, let’s see if she really talks like that.’ “Do you really talk like that, or are you just doing that on purpose?” Luna blushed a little. “No I don’t really talk like that. I just do that because it is an old habit.” “Oh, ok. Now you didn’t tell me that I would be staying in your room.
“I believe that this is the safest place for you to stay until you get out of here.” “I guess that makes sense.” We were silent for a few minutes. Luna broke the silence first, “Would you like me to show you the games I have. It would be something we can both do while we wait for the time to come.” ‘Ok it is time that me to see the true gamer inside of you little pony.’ “Sure, I would like that. However, there is something you need to know.” “What is that?” “I am a master at war games.” She smirked at me. “Well, I will be the judge of that.”
She walked over to the giant TV and turned it on. Luna then turned on an object that looked exactly like a Play Station 3, grabbed a disk out of a case, and put it into the PS3 object. After that she used her magic to grab two objects that look exactly like a PS3’s controls. Finally she walked over to the massive bed and sat down. “Well are you just going to stand there Mr. Tall’s a lot or are you going to come over here?” So after a brief stroll, I was on the goddess of the Moon’s bed, about to start pone her at her own game. “Here, you use this to control your character. This button does-“ “I already know Luna. Where I come from we have a game station that exactly looks like this one. What is this game station called?”
“Oh really, well it is called a Pony Station 3.” “Really, well we call it a Play Station 3, ironic that the initials both spell out PS3 isn’t it.” “That is ironic, but enough talk, let us see your skills.” Finally the game that we were going to play finally loaded. It was the pony version of MW3. We went straight for the multiplayer menu. We started with Team Death Match. Luna and I both dominated that party. Luna got 27 kills and 3 deaths, but I got 40 kills with 2 deaths. I couldn’t believe I could get such a good score. I then realized that my fingers and thumbs move faster than a pony could move, so I had a huge advantage. Luna couldn’t believe that I did that.
“How is it possible that you could only get two deaths?” “Not sure, I guess I’m just too fast for you equine’s” I wiggled my fingers. After that we chose to do something more difficult. We went to my favorite game menu. Headquarters, now is the time to show my true skills. We played Headquarters for several hours, just having the time of our lives. On our unknown number of games played, I decided to be a sniper that match. It was a very small map. I am going to a noob this match because I’m going to camp, just to piss off the other ponies that are playing. Oh if you could hear what those ponies said, Luna and I cried because it was so funny. Luna was laughing so much she actually jumped on me and embraced me, I soon embraced her laughing my ass off. After that we started to ROFL except on her bed. A few minutes and a lot of rolling, Luna was on top of me. We were panting for air.
“Tha-at was one of the most funny games I’ve ever been a part of. Connor, you weren’t lying about your skills.” “I try to please when I can Luna. This has been fun.” Luna then sat down on top of me. ‘Oh, how you set yourself up for this one Luna.’ “Luna what are you doing? I didn’t know you felt that way about me. We’ve only know each other for, uhhhhhh.” I looked at clock on the wall. It read 6:45. “Only for about seven hours now.” Luna was so turned so purple now; she made a plum look like a joke.
She got off of me. I sat up and she began to explain herself, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was sitting on you. I was just having so much fun. Nopony has ever been able to make me laugh like that for a very long time.” “Luna, it’s fine. I was just teasing you. You don’t have to apologize for anything. Why don’t we just go back to our game?” She wasn’t blushing as hard, but she agreed. We continued, but I kept my eye on the clock.
It was now 8:10 now. “Luna I think it is time that I have to get out of here. It is going to take a little time to get into position. I need to get ready.” Luna looked a sad and disappointed, but she agreed. We left her room and got ready for me to get out of here. ‘Wow, I’ve had more fun today than ever other day in my life combined. I wish I could stay, but I don’t want to have to put up with Molestia. Maybe Luna can come to Ponyville sometime.’ We were almost in position for me to make a brake for it. I’d say I have a minute or two to talk to her.
“Hey Luna, before I make my brake, I would like to talk to you for a second.” She turned to me. “Yeah Connor, what is it”, Luna barely spoke; it was more like a whisper. “Luna, what is wrong? You sound depressed.” “It’s just that I wish I could have had a little more time to get to know you. I had a lot more fun today than I usually do. I just don’t want you to leave”, she was shaking a little. “Oh Luna, come here.” I got down on one knee and hugged Luna. She returned the hug.
“Ok Connor, I would like that very much. I can’t wait for our next get together. Hopefully without a bothersome problem on your back. Oh! Here some bits to buy a train ticket.” She picked up a small sack of bits off the ground with her mouth. I don’t know where it came from, but it didn’t faze me. I put my hand under the bag and she released it. “Thank you Luna, this is a great help” I hugged her once more.
I let go of Luna, turned to see if there was no guards our, and said, “Thank you for all of your help Luna. I will repay you someday, but now I must be off.” With that I sprinted for the draw bridge. I was across the bridge, but I heard someone scream, “Hey, that’s the creature the princess wants, get him!” I looked behind me to see two guards coming after me. ‘Ah crap, legs don’t fail me now.’ I turned back ahead and ran into the city.
“Get out of the way”, I yelled to the ponies in front of me. I had to jump over a few ponies, run on walls, and other par core stunts to get away from the guards. ‘At least it is only two. If I have to I could beat them easily if it comes to a fight.’ I continued to run. I glanced behind myself to see that the guards were far behind me. At least a football field behind me. I turned right and found the train station. The train looked like it was about to leave.
I was no pushing myself to the limit to get to the station. A minute later I was at the ticket station. “I-need-a-ticket-to-the-train-that-is-leaving right now.” He gave me the ticket. “Sir that would be 13 bits.” I didn’t hear him. I just left the sack on the counter. There was more than enough for the ticket in that sack. I ran to the plat form. The train was just starting to leave. I ran and ran and ran some more to get to it. I was now parallel with the train now. I could see the stairs that led to the inside of the compartments. I looked to my left and saw the guards had caught up with me.
They were only five feet behind me. ‘It’s now or never.’ I jumped for the stairs. I landed on the stairs staggered, but quickly regained my balance. I turned around to see the guards were about to jump as well, but the plat form ended. They were left behind. I breathed a sigh of relief, climbed the rest of the stairs, and went into the compartment to my right. There were many ponies in there, but they paid me no mind. I quickly took my seat.
I sat in that seat for a few minutes looking out of my window, just admiring the night sky. ‘Someday I will repay you for everything you have done for me today Luna. I hope I get to see you soon. Good night my Princess.’ “Sir may I please have your ticket.” I quickly was snapped out of my thoughts by the conductor. “Uhh sure, here you go.” I gave him the ticket. “Excuses me, but when do you think we will arrive at our destination”, I asked the conductor. “We will arrive in Ponyville in six hours. I suggest you get some sleep. One of the conductors will wake you up when we get there.” “Thank you, I think I will.”
As I shut my eyes the only thought was ‘Please allow me to be on this train, not back in Canterlot with Molestia. I need this sleep, at least I won’t need to do any more cardio for the next week hahaha.’ After that I was out. Subconsciously I knew that tomorrow will be better I just know it.
Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong
Returning to Ponyville and other things
After the whole fiasco in Canterlot, I went back to Ponyville to find someon- sorry somepony that would help me with my current situation. I arrived in Ponyville at 2:00 am and the town was vacant, nopony was outside. Those of us that were getting off here got off the train and those ponies started walking in different directions, but I didn't know where to go. Sure, I am a brony, but I still didn't know where everything was. However, once I took three steps away from the train I was tackled to the ground. 'Now who in the right mind thinks that this is ok behavior?' Now I could not see the pony that tackled me but I could for some reason smell the pony. I could detect a scent of cake; I knew instantly who this strange pony was. "Pinkie, is that you?" "You-came-back-you-came-back-you-came-back. The-girls-and-I-were-scared-that-you-left-because-you-didn't-like-us-but-your-here." "Pinkie I didn't leave, I was stolen sometime after I fell asleep at Fluttershy's house and woke up in a place I do not want to talk about, however that doesn't matter now. I'm back and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon I hope." "Oh-ok-but-now-that-your-back-we-can-have-your-welcome-to-Ponyville-party!" Out of nowhere she pulls out her party cannon and was about to fire it, but I knew I had to stop her not just for me but for everypony that was asleep. "Hold on Pinkie, can we hold off on that? We don't want to wake up those who are asleep do we?" She scrunched up her face and put her hove under her chin thinking about what I said. After a minute or so she then brightened up and said, "Your-right-we-don't-angry-ponies-do-we?" "No we don't, now if you excuse me I need to find a place to stay tonight, then tomorrow I need to go find a job." "You-don't-have-a-place-to-stay?" I shook my head. "Well-why-didn't-you-so-so-silly-(didn't I just say that) you-can-stay-with-me." "Really Pinkie, are you sure that would be ok?" "Ya-it-will-be-fun."
So she got off of me and we started off for Sugarcube Corner. After a short walk we were there. We went inside, up the stairs, down the hall, and went into her room. Pinkie's room was well pink, with lots of party decorations, many different knick-knacks, and one twin sized bed. 'Uhh where am I going to sleep?' "Ok-silly-we're-here." "Thanks for letting me stay here, but where am I going to sleep?" "Why-with-me-silly." I then took a second look at the bed to see how that was going to work. There was barely enough room for me to fit on her bed, but with both of us on it was impossible. "Pinkie there isn't enough room for both us to fit on your bed; I will sleep on the floor." “Now-hold-on-buddy-you-can't-sleep-there. Hmm- I-know-you-are-going-to-sleep-on-my-bed-and-I’m -going-to-sleep-on-top-of-you." I thought about that for a second and her idea did make since. I am 5' 6" and Pinkie was about as high as my knee, but if she stood on her hind legs I'm sure she would be at about my mid-thigh. "Alright that will work, but are you sure that you are ok with this idea?" "Well-duh-I'm-ok-with-it." So I laded down on the bed and Pinkie jumped up on my stomach, curled around in a circle like a dog would, and laid down facing me. "Good night Pinkie." "Good-night-Connor." I we both went to sleep.
I woke up later that morning and found that I was alone in Pinkie's room. I got up from her bed and went to the bathroom to take care of business. I came back out and headed out to find Pinkie to thank her for letting me stay the night. I went down the stairs and found three very familiar ponies. I saw Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash sitting in the corner of Sugarcube Corner, ironic huh. They weren't facing me, so I got a very mischievous idea. I snuck up behind them as quietly as I could and stood behind them, but then I heard what they were talking about. "I can't wait for tonight. Since I saw him I knew I wanted him and now that he is back I can now implement my plan now. By the end of the day I will have him in bed with me." "I know Darling, he is quite a sight. I am going to love those - oh what do you call them, hands I think, on me." "Ohh my. I didn't know you two liked him that way." I didn't stay long enough to hear the rest of the conversation because I turned around and walked away, then out the door as quietly as I could. I didn't want to find out what those three would have done if they knew I was there still, so went away.
I was now outside looking around Ponyville, and I knew I had to find a job, it was first priority. So I thought about what I could do. I came up with three ideas from the fanfictions that I have read about humans having jobs here I Equestria. I could work on Sweet Apple Acres, I could work at Sufarcube Corner, but I'm not risking that idea while those three are still there, and I could be a masseuse at Ponyville spa. 'Well I like manual labor, so I will go find Applejack.' I asked one of the locals if they knew where the farm was and they told me how to get there. So after a good 12 minute walk I found Sweet Apple Acres. I was completely astounded at the sight I saw. I found hundreds, if not thousands of apple trees surrounding the farm. Just like in the show, there was the apple family's barn house, where I knew I would find Applejack or another apple family member. However, before I could start my way for the barn house I heard something that made my blood chill. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard the sound a little girl screaming coming from my right. 'What was tha-', but before I could finish my thought, I heard it again. "AHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEPONY HELP US!" Before even I knew what I was doing, I started to run towards the sound of screaming, because it is only natural to run toward the sound of blood curdling screaming right, right? I was now running through the thick trees of the apple orchard. I was running so fast I was again starting to fly off the ground several feet, but I didn't notice much because my instincts that I didn't even know I had were on and they were telling me that I need to find and save this screaming child. I had to of traveled a quarter of a mile in a little under one minute and I found that I was now on the edge of a familiar forest. 'The Everfree Forest.' The fact that I was back here, the place where I had my first encounter with a mad mare and my starting point in this world is where end up again. ‘I have a bad feeling about this, but I can't just leave that child in there.' So I continued on, however with caution. After going about 50 feet into the forest, I found what I was looking for. There I saw three fillies, backed against a tree by a gargantuan black dragon.
'OH. MY. GOD!' I might now be a bit stronger and faster in this world with an anti-magic advantage, but I don't think I have a chance against something like this dragon. I was contemplating what I was going to do, but the dragon said something that turned my chilled blood to a full-fledged boil. "MHHH! PONIES, I LOVE PONIES. YOU THREE WILL MAKE A GREAT SNACK." I don't know why that statement made me so mad, but it was enough to make me do something stupid. I looked down and picked up a rock that was about the size of a soccer ball and weighed about two pounds and threw it was hard as I could at the dragons head. Once I let go of the rock, it took off like a rocket. That rock was moving so fast I barely could keep track of it. The dragon didn't even see it coming and when the rock made contact with his skull, it was like thunder. The rock broke into a million pieces, but made the dragon topple over. It fell slowly and finally with a loud thud he hit the ground, unconscious. 'Just how did I just do that? There is something defiantly wrong with me, but in a good way.' I was still standing there astonished and I didn't even notice the three fillies were just staring at me, shock as much if not more than myself. After a second to calm down I finally looked over at the fillies to see if they were ok and finally saw who these three were. It was Applebloom, Sweetie bell, and Scotaloo. Before they could run off screaming there little heads off I said, "Are you three ok? That dragon didn't hurt you did it?" They just shook their heads. "Ok, that is good. Now why don't we get out of the forest and get back to Ponyville. It is directly behind me." They started off slowly toward me, and I knew instantly that I had to reassure them that they were safe. "Girls, I'm not going to hurt you. I am a friend of Applejack's and I heard scream, so I came to find out what it was and found you. Really, I'm not going to hurt you." That seemed to settle them a lot and they started to run back to Ponyville. I followed behind them to make sure they were going the right way. After a few minutes of jogging, we were back in Sweet Apple Acres.
I saw ahead Applejack and Twilight talking, but that quickly changed after they heard the crying coming from the fillies. Their attention was now on them. "Woh nelly. What's got y'all so riled up now girls?" "A-a-appejack AHHH it was so scary!" "Whaa?" There was now three crying fillies around Applejack and I'm in the back, panting a little. "Well huuuu, I'm now a little tired from that experience." Applejack and Twilight were now looking at me. "C-c-connor what are you doing here", Twilight says. "Well, I was on my way here to the farm to ask Applejack an important question, but before I could find Aj, I heard screaming coming from the forest. So I went to find out what it was and found these three screaming because they were being attacked by a dragon." "A DRAGON!" "Yes a dragon. He said he was going to eat them, so I picked a rock and threw it at his head as hard as I could and it knocked home out instantly." If it was possible to touch the ground with your jaw, these ponies would be doing it because their mouths were dropped. After a second of silence Twilight says with a stutter, "y-y-you k-k-knocked o-o-out a full grown dragon with a rock." I say with my best Big Mac voice I could, "Yup. I couldn't believe it either, but it happened." They both just stared at me, without even saying a word. "Well, now that all of that business has been taken care of maybe I can now get to the business I came here to talk to Applejack about." Applejack shook her head to break the shock away. "Sugarcube, you can ask me whateva y'all want to. You saved ma sister, I owe ya so much." "Ah, don't worry about it Applejack I-" All of a sudden a massive wave of exhaustion hits me. I started to stumble around a bit and eventually I fell over. Before I completely lost all conscience I heard the girls call out my name. "CONNOR!"
'Ahhh, what happened? Ow, feels like I got kicked in the head by a horse.' I awoke and I had a massive headache. 'Ahhh, note to self, never do anything stupid again.' I opened my eyes and my eyes were bombarded with a lot of light. 'Ahh, someone turn off that damn light.' After a little bit of time my eyes adjusted to light and I could see my environment. I was in a room with light blue walls with a pale yellow trim. 'Where am I?' I sat up; however it took a lot of effort because my whole body was stiff as a board. 'Jees, I've been out for a while. Ok, time to go find out where I am.' I got off of the bed I was laying on and stood up. I found that I was no longer wearing my pants. 'Uh oh, where are my pants?' I looked around and found them folded up nicely on a chair beside the bed I was on. I put them on as fast as I could a decided it was time to get out of here. I looked around the room and found a door and a window, it was night. 'Well, I could go out the door and be attacked from anywhere or I could go out the window and have a bigger chance of not being seen. Ugh I'm going out the window. It is too early to be doing this kind of thing.' So I walked over to the window, opened it, and went out it.
