The Derpy Apocalypse

It was midnight.

Rainbow Dash had figured that asking everypony (Except that obnoxious and obviously stupid purple unicorn) to go scavenge for food would probably have ended up with a certain blue pegasus' head mounted on the wall.

Storming back to her room after a dinner of beef jerky that basically rejected pony society's norms, Dash cooked up an idea about how to get out of this dump, so she could escape, and probably be turned into a derp scavenge for food and be appreciated as a royal hero!

Speaking of royalty, when word got to Canterlot about the Derpy epidemic, the princesses hauled ass out of there, and started a new world where Derpy Hooves proved to be nonexistent. Thanks, Trollestia and L-

IDEA IDEA IDEAAAAA! Rainbow Dash had an ide-

YOU DON'T SAY? Dash replied sarcastically.

Hey, I'm the one writing dow-

Get the hell out of here, Author.

Fine.

ONE WEEK LATER

Rainbow Dash was finished PMSing, and was ready to report about her plan!

Here's the plan:

Step 1: Throw smoke bombs in hall.

Step 2: Break tile in bathroom.

Step 3: Penetrate ground shown beneath tile.

Step 4: Quietly sneak through tunnel recently dug.

Step 5: Emerge onto land outside of warehouse.

Step 6. Find source of food that had nothing to do with expired cat food or ketchup.

Step 7: Go back to warehouse and be worshipped!

And with that, Rainbow threw several rainbow coloured smoke bombs onto the floor of the hallway, galloped into the bathroom, locked the door, and started whacking the tile uselessly with a 40 pound shovel.