Cancelled, because I'm bored of writing this

NOTICE: Has some very strong language.

Derpy Hooves. We all know her. The godawful speller, the elementary school dropout. Except this time, her punctuation and grammar problems have gone out of control, and have mutated into an apocalyptic disease. How does it spread? Well.. It goes a bit like the human's myths about the "Zombies". But without all the gore and grossness. "HerpDerp" (the disease) is spread easily, and can be transformed into gas, solid, or a liquid state. If Derpy's saliva even comes an inch close to you, you might as well forget being an English teacher at Canterlot.

- Main Character is Dashie.