The Derpy Apocalypse

hai gaiz, itsame, da uriginel durpee hewvs!!! wel i gess ur probly liek, omg derpy y r u brakin da fourt wull, bat for dis i hav tew. sory. itts impurtant. ernyweys, lert me terll u how dis all hapwend.

so liek, i wus hangin oute wit princeress cerestiera, ern she kerst er sperll ern me. she sed

"ok derp, dis will hert a littel. dis wurld is buring. we nerd ter destruy it becuz me an lunae need tu stert a nerw wurld. k? k." an i agred, becuz dis wurld suckd. den she sed

"derp u will tern evryperny els intu 1 of u. k? dat way we kan run an dey wont evr no dat we ran cuz u gais suckd." den i sed, "ok ceresteria. but were  r u goin? i wana kom sinc im doin u a hug favr. rite?"

but den, ceresteria ternd into wun of mee.

da en i thinck

Okay, if you get a migraine from reading this, I'm sorry (I got one too.). Just a little quick interlude that would keep you updated, and maybe reveal some little thingies that would 'shock' you. By the way, I keep interludes very short, next chapter will contain 1k+ words.