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Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapter one: It Begins (copulate with butthole javelin)
It was a dark a beautiful sunny day in ponyville. Zecora was buying some groceries and stuff at ponyville like random flowers and weeds and shit. one day that same day zecora ran into twilight and said “Twilight I rhyme, so sell me your ass” and she threw money at the purple pony, Twilight was pleased, so pleased she began to rub spikes back. Spike said “Twilight dont do that” and twilight didn’t do that.
It was then that Zecora began to rub twilights clit. She then came purlpe drank all over spike and spike cried so twilight stopped cumming purple drank. Then Applejack walked by and grew a dick and began to plow spike in his young dragon anus but spike said “don’t do that” so Applejack didnt do that.
Zecora thought that was weird so she walktrotted away to her house in the woods forest of clever rhymes. as she said to herself “I may not always rhyme but when I do, I take a miiighty poo” and continued along her own way until she got to her house that was like a tribal hut thing but in a tree form y’know? so she went inside and bought her groceries down and I meant put and began enchanting “I AM THE RHYMES WITH A LOT OF DIMES” and created a powerful potion.
Applejack followed her home. after the powerful potion was made applejack could not control herself anymore and began to thrust her horse penis into the flask of potion shit. This caused applejacks penis to grow several inches which made her growed a bigger heart. Zecora then began to grind her nigger zebra ass all over Applejacks newly enchanted cock which enchanted her zebra anus and caused it to glow orange and spew spaghetti and sunshine.
The sunshine shined out the windows on her treehouse cause it has windows and twilight saw it from ponyville and was like “oh no what is that silly rhyming black nigga ass zebra doing today!?” when spike said “twilight that offends me” so twilight didn’t offend him anymore and took him on her leg and ran with magic to the forest of awesome magic to zecoras house.
With no sun a new villain was born named “Niglington III the albino anus from sector 7.” Niglington screeched down to all of ponyville “My anus may be black but my heart is purple” and then she began to spank herself while listening to Gorillaz and shit. It was up to twilight and her nigger friend to save the day.
Twilight was scared and shit herself, spike said “twilight you scared me” so twilight stopped scaring him, twilight took her mighty horn and used her hooves to pick up a dildo and started to hit a tree which sexually aroused zecora “twilight you girl, i always rhyme, so sell me your ass, for a bag of limes.” twilight said okay and then charged towards las peagueaseuseases to recruit the league of german concentration camp guards.and started a nazi rally in Warsaw, Poland.
Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapter two: Niglingtons Reign of Spaghetti
After Twilights nazi rally she took up an army of romans and marched half way to ponyville then killed them all, then continued marching by herself. when she got back all fo ponyville was on fire and she said “oh no all of ponyville is on fire” spike said “twilight you scare me” so twilight didn’t scare him anymore. Zecora said hi twilight and scared twilight so she shit herself. so zecora said “a smelly poo you have, make me rhyme, and doodle a dude.” twilight said “you’re right zecora we must stop niglington!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zecora, Twilight and Alfred Hitchcock started walking around the HIGHWAYS of ponyville looking for niglingtons pubic hair shavings when twilight stopped and said “STOP!!!!!!” so everyone stop except spike who put silver spoons on his eyes and yelled “ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN” then went back to normal and they started walking again. Alfred Hitchcock died. Twilight found niglington and niglington said “I AM LE GONE” and dispersed into a cloud of rancid ass gas and disappeared completely
It was then cleared, on that day Twilight and her friends must defeat Niglington once and for all. So twilight called her friends Zecora and Spike and RARITY and started flying to Manehatten. When they got to Manehatten the three joined tentacles and did the mayim mayim while people died around them. It was a lovely sunset afternoon and they all had fun.
After they danced twilight said “Oh colt I am hungry let’s go get some grub to sit down and chow down and slowly digest and absorb the nutrients from the food we eat to help give us energy and live!” spike said “twilight you are hurting me” so twilight stopped hurting him and they all went to eat chicken fried asians and beans and babies. Twilight said “lets sleep” so zecora said “A sleep a deep, while chicken you eat, so sell me your ass, and it I shall keep”. and they all slept till the next day
Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapter three: a purrfect afternoon
Spike awoke the the sound of zecora devouring her hidden stash of pubic hair coated in chocolate. The sound of the pubic hair digestion awoke both spike and twilight and caused them to simultaniouslyiuoioghduofihs spew the contents of their anal cavities all over each other and then apple jack showed up and said “howdy der partnert” and then she came.
Twilight got up after spike said “twilight don’t do that” so she didn’t do that and ran outside of the forest and started to chant and summon the ancient spirits of the earth mother to summon mighty visions of Zecora eating a wet cunt of berry punch before dissipating and creating a puddle of anal juices on the ground. Twilight said “Jolly G nigger tits!” and licked it up and walked back to Zecora who was still eating.
It was then that Niglington decided to ambush them with her army of spaghetti and semen. Our heroes were trapped with no means of escape. All Twilight could think to do was attempt to spank spikes ass so it would combust and free them from the ambush. Twilight spanked spike but spike sayid “Twilight that hurts” so twilight stopped hurting them and then they were trapped.
A MINUTE WENT BY AND THEY WERE STILL TRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so twilight forged a deviously sexy plan to escape she called upon her friends to huddle close and said in a quietly loud manor “Follow me, set me free, Trust me and we will ESCAPE FROM THE CIIITY I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH FOLLOW ME!” and then they escaped and ran to ponyville and formed a barbershop quartet.
The city was sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an Iron lung so Twilight and her friends ditched their idea of a song nigger hair thing and went to go climb the mountains because Twilight and Zecora were getting married later because Twilight is actually a lesbian but spike said “Twilight I dont like you being a lesbian” so Twilight stoped being a lesbian and they weren’t getting married anymore but they were still going to climb the mountains because they had to get a magical bag of anal grease needed to defeat niglington and her army of spaghetti and this entire paragraph was only one sentence
Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapter four: The Jingly Genital Jungle
Later that night Twilight was breaking down on the camels back but she just had to go cuz she don’t know whack. Then spike said “Twilight I don’t like music references” so Twilight stopped making music references. Oh yeah they were climbin a mountain or some shit in the last paragraph weren’t they? Well now they aren’t. They’re in the jungle with tree’s that had ballsacks for fruit. They were the most delicious testicles imaginable.
So Twilight, Rarity, Spike and Zecora were all walking, y’hear? When suddenly a mysterious purple fog covered the sky and starting to urinate onto the ponies below “AW SHIT NIGGA MY MANE IS GUNNA GET ALL WET AND SHIT MAN WE GOTTA TROT AND GET TO A CRIB AND LAY LOW YO” Said Rarity in a sweet voice “I understand, this smells a little like urine” said Twilight so they all walked and found like a huge fucking tree man like a REALLY fucking big one and they... I don’t know cut a hole in it or someshit and made a house and stayed there, but it turns out... THE TREE WAS HAUNTED by colonel stinkmeaner.
Everytime Zecora would begin to fall asleep she would hear a low whisper in her ear saying “What’s good niggyah whats real gyood.” It slowly got louder and louder until she couldn’t hear herself think. It stopped for awhile and zecora began to fall asleep. Right before she did she jumped to the sound of the nigger tree screaming “YOU MUDDAFUCKIN NIGGA ASS BYATCH!!!” and Zecora ran out of the tree and into the urine.
She kept running and running until she stopped infront of a pond of urine. She felt a strange groovy vibe come from the pond so she stared into it... when suddenly out of the middle of the pond... The Olsen Twins arose from the pond of piss and flew around before exploding into a mess of blood and semen. Zecora unaffected by this walked back to the ghetto tree and said to spike when she got back “You little dick, are such a bitch, was it you, with the nigger tits.” and then slapped him and went to bed... Spike said “Twilight I don’t like when Zecora slaps me” So Twilight told Zecora to stop slapping him and Zecora stopped slapping him.
But it was really all a dream and they were climbing a mountain or some shit.
Zecora woke up cause she was floating up the mountain because she was asleep and shit and she said “whoa man i’m floating that 2spooky4me” when Twilight heard that she got scared and said “calm down Zecora you way way 2edgy today” and they continued walking for a really long fucking time like an hour or some long period time for some fat fruitbowl. When they came to the top and saw a little silhouette-o of a man scaramouche, scaramouche and they ran up to it slowly at a medium pace, scared, hungry, and turned on by the mysterious presence when suddenly it turned around and said “sup” then it struck them, that mysterious figure was really... Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan then said ““What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still out to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata- pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear! Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill- killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab- solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks of ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.” and disappeared into the abyss. After the revelation, Zecora knew what she had to do to stop Niglington’s reign of terror and autism.
Zecora yelled softly “Come now all, I have a ball, You see we must, Fuck a man, and kill him with a frying pan”. Understanding the ponies all got together and marched forwards towards the place known as Chilly Cunt Coastal
Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapther Five: Azis and Asses
After hours of walking the moon was just barely over the horizon leaving a faint mystical glow in the air and making spikes cock hard as a rock and each pony restless, weary, and unprepared for the journey ahead when stopped and Twilight stopped and said in a tired voice “I think we should make camp and sleep for the night” after awhile all the ponies made a huge fucking tent and they went in there, shit; and continued their journey to Chilly Cunt Coastal.
The Chilly Cunt Coastal was infamous for having some of the coldest vaginas in all of Equestria and no one has dared venture there has ever returned or some shit. Also theres a hydra but its actually niglington I think but the hydra has vaginas for faces making it all the more terrifying. Also whenever the vaginas queef they release a powerful blizzard making it near impossible to continue by hoof.
But anyways they were still walking and like went through some bushes or some magic shit and appeared at the coastal and then Twilight said “Magic” and they kept walking and shit until something cool happened and fucking a flash blinded them and hundreds of severed penises started to rain down from the heavens upon the three ponies and one sexy fucking dragon with a limp dick now. Zecora yelled “RUN FROM THE DICKS, SPIKE IS A HUGE PRICK” and they ran into a cave that they were beside that had hundreds of crab people in it and one black person with a bucket of KFC.
The crab people cornered our intrepid heroes and all seemed lost when suddenly a naked filipino boy came and sexually pleased each and every crab person saving the ponies. But then suddenly the hydra nigger came and crashed through the cave killing the sexy young shota. But spike said “Twilight I don’t like it when naked filipino boys die” so he didn’t say. The boy tried his best to please the hydra but it was all for naught. The hydra ruptured the boys anus making it spew blood and shit all over the ponies. Twilight feasted upon the rancid mixture which gave her the power to spank the hydra into submission.
Twilight jumped up and did a quadruple backflip forwards onto the hydra and started spanking it when suddenly applebloom appeared and yelled “STOP!” which made Twilight halt her relentless SM attacks and looked at the young filly cocking her head slightly (lol cocking). Applebloom slowly lifted her hoof to her head and brought it down bring light the further it went down blinding the ponies and nigger hydra that was still still for some reason. When the light faded the ponies couldn’t believe it when there eyes slowly adjusted to find Azis standing there over top of an applebloom costume. Azis then screached “A LELELE” and jumped into the air kicking down and making the hydra explode into grown men naked and strawberries.
Twilight, Zecora, Spike, Azis and the army of naked men began to feast upon the strawberries which gave them the power they needed to defeat NIglington. The group boldly ventured out of the cave and into the Coastal. They continued to walk for awhile but then Twilight stopped and said “Do you hear that rumble?” Azis responded by grinding his ass on spikes head so the group continued trotting along. Several minutes later a loud queef echoed across the land and caused the terrible blizzard to rage on the coastal. The ponies began to trot away in fear but spike said “Twilight I don’t like trotting and queef blizzards” so there was no queef blizzard, only spaghetti.
Zecora's Interracial Adventure
Chapter Six: A Taste Is All It Takes.
After a shockingly long period of ten minutes of walking out heroes finally arrived at dusty dick desert. A sigh of relief escaped twilight as she said “Ah ya like that?” so they continued walking onwards only to stop and see many men on camels in the distance... A chase it seemed like with one camel in front of what looked like an army of Arabian or Persian or some sandnigger race of warriors on camels and shit chasing what seems to be a hooded man weaponless. It was a grueling stare as time passed slowly as the ponies could only watch in envy, massively aroused by a chase going on in front of them when suddenly the hooded man being chased stood up on his camel mid chase and uncloaked... The ponies were shocked to see George A. Romero standing in all his glory as he turned around and jumped into the crowd that was chasing him.
It was minutes before anything happened. The crowd of warriors circled around where he jumped into until suddenly BOOOOOM a really trucking big explosion happened killing all the warriors. George gracefully floated down and landed in front of the ponies, the ponies being as shocked as they could only stare in awe as George nodded to Azis. with a humble “Mother... Fuckar...” from Azis they continued to find whatever the fuck they were looking for. During their walking Rarity stopped and said in confusion “What a second first things first, WHAT the FUCK are we doing, who the fuck are these two people? Why did some random guy from a fucking camel chase or some shit DECIDE to fucking join us, and WHY in Celestia's name ARE WE FUCKING OKAY WITH THIS!? And WHERE. THE. FUCK. ARE. WE. GOING.”
Twilight giggled wholeheartedly, hysterically, crazily, psychotically at her confused little friend and said “Well gee silly obviously we are going to save the world!” she continued giggling. “What in fucks name is wrong with all of you? Oh my god I’m surrounded by fucking IDIOTS” she said to herself in a panicked tone. Spike said “Twilight I don’t like it when Rarity swears” so Rarity started saying BUCK instead of FUCK from there on out, and so onwards they group of extremely sexy friends marched forwards in the desert.
A few hours passed like three or four or whatever a “few” holds to you nignogging niggers and they stumbled a giant temple. Twilight looked at it with a slight grimace on her face as she store at Azis with lustful eyes. After a very long, hot and intimate session of staring Twilight said with a satisfied tone “We should go explore those ruiiins!” so they stepped into the walk way and went down deeper and deeper until they found the Temples main chambers. Inside the temple was cool wall decorations and shit. It was a nice room with torches that were lit cause it’s a fucking temple and mystical shit like that are always in temples. The group found a mummy, Azis fucked it up the ass. They walked out. That is all that really happened. Outside of the temple they continued walking.
an hour passed and they found nothing else so they set up camp near an oasis that was nearby because fuck you. During the nights Spike woke up to use the bathroom and noticed Azis doing pushups and Rarity gone completely, The young dragon worried for his friend asked Azis if he’d seen Rarity to which he screamed “AHHHHHHHH” and started to dance, Spike confused by his actions decided to go looking for Rarity. He searched all over the camp and then decided after finding nothing, to go investigate the Oasis. When he got to the oasis he heard demonic chants and saw blood runes drawn on the floor everywhere, It was quite the touching scene and made Spike blush and giggle with glee as he saw Rarity. Standing above the pool of water chanting “Oh Great master take leave from you great throne and join us... I beg of you, Lord of all hell join us. I summon you! Winston Churchill ARISE!!!” and so a cloud formed over the pond and exploded into a mess of semen teleporting the dragon and pony back to their camp.
“Buck” said Rarity as she went to sleep after telling Spike to rest for the journey that would take place the next day going to Slushy Cum Cove. and so Spike went to bed.
