GOD DAMN PONIES (not a trollfic or hate)

Chapter 3: GOD DAMN PONIES

   "Well, looks like we haven't properly introduced ourselves!" said Granny Smith. "Ah'm Granny Smith!" "Ah'm Applejack, nice ta meet ya." "Eey- uh, Ah'm Big Macintosh, ya'll can just call me Big Mac." "Ah'm Applebloom!" and then Applebloom summoned a whole sea full of questions toward poor Richard. "WheredidyoucomefromohhowoldareyouwouldyouliketomeetmyfriendshowtallareyouyouaretallerthanbigmacohcanIbeyourfriend-"  "What?" said Richard, confused. "Sorry, lil' Applebloom gets mighty excited whenever she meets someone new.. or interesting, for that matter." Applejack said. "What are you?" She asked. "You're a pony." "Yes, I am but what are you-" "A pony." "Ye-" "A FUCKING. PONY." Richard remembered. He hated My little pony: friendship is magic. Then poor Richard wanted to get out of there. Richard got up out of his seat, and somehow ran through their wall, making everypony in the room cringe, thinking he got hurt. Instead of seeing a bloody Richard McCowsky on the ground with a bloody forehead, they saw a hole shaped like a human on their wall. Richard was trying (and failing) to get home. The Apple family just sat there confused. They sat there for 10 seconds, but it seemed that it lasted for 10 minutes.

      Then suddenly, out of the blue Applebloom asked "What does fuck mean?"

           Everypony else just stared at her for a few seconds. Then Granny Smith smacked Applebloom upside the head.

  Richard went a long ways after a minute or two, (about 2-3 kilometers) and he was reaching the marketplace of Ponyville.

"I want my XBOX 360, I want my HDTV, I wanna go home!" Richard said to himself. It wasn't night yet (about an hour left of sunlight) , so ponies where still outside in the marketplace. Richard was running really fast, and seeing more ponies just made him angrier. Everypony outside was staring at him. Then Richard suddenly stopped. He looked at the ponies. The ponies looked at him. He started to look angry. The ponies started to look scared. He said "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" The ponies said "AAAAAAAAAAH!" and then they ran all over the place. Meanwhile, a certain magical pony was in the marketplace.

  Twilight Sparkle was in the marketplace looking for some new supplies. Just when she got to the right shop the door suddenly closed and the sign that was on it flipped from "OPEN" to "SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED." Twilight stood there confused. She was pretty sure she didn't do anything bad or wrong, last time she checked. Then she heard lots and lots of hoofsteps coming her way. This caused her to yell "What is going on?!" and then everypony that was running stopped, turned around, and pointed at Richard. Then they resumed their running and screaming. When everypony was out of site, Twilight was even more confused. Then she looked at Richard. Richard, however, was still steaming mad.

"Oh my, I haven't seen a creature like you before, what are you?" Twilight asked, somehow oblivious to the fact that Richard was angry (and possibly going to kill her, or try to). "You are a pony." Richard stated, still in his mad craze. "Wait, you sp-" "YOU'RE A PONY." "Ye-" "I HATE MOTHERFUCKING PONIES!"  Richard started to sprint at a confused Twilight sparkle, and Twilight looked even more confused. Then somehow, out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash said "Lookout!" Twilight just stood there. Rainbow Dash tackled Richard, and then hogtied him. The force of Rainbow's tackle made him get knocked out, pretty easily. "Thanks, Rainbow." Twilight said. "No problem. Good thing I was nearby, or I think you might have been dead meat!" Rainbow Dash said, whilst doing a loop. "We better bring him inside the library and do some questioning on him... bring the rest of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony!" Twilight commanded. "On it!" said Rainbow Dash, just as she took off.