Chapters ‘To my little Stony,
How have you been? Your father and I have never been as proud of you as we are right now. It is good to see you pursuing your dreams and we both hope it goes over well for you in Ponyville, here are some bits to help you get started, make sure you do your job well and be sure to make some friends, just try not to focus on your ‘little’ problem.
with love,
Mom and Dad
“I love you too,” I whispered to myself as folded the paper and putting it along with the bits into my saddlebag. I had gotten off the train in the next town over and was supposed to get a transfer onto the train that heads towards ponyvile, but it seemed like fate had other plans as the train was taken in for repairs.
As I walked towards Ponyville I saw many different things, a familiar looking minotaur and two goats giving a lecture to some ponies on kindness and saying no to pushy pony’s, a chicken with an apple in its beak standing on a dictionary, what happens when a manticore comes in contact with poison joke, and an earth pony wearing a suit of armor sleeping on the side of the road.
I continued down the road as Ponyville came into view, its building looking rustic and country like that gave off a homely feel, as I continued down the path i could help but wonder what was in store for me, what problems I may face and how many ponies can I make smile again.
I walked down the path towards my new home, the sun felt good as it showered its life giving rays upon me. Under most circumstances one would be thanking Celestia for the wonderful sunny day, but unfortunately for me my black mane was absorbing the heat.
“Celestia I wish my mane was a different colour,” I thought to myself.
The sweat on my grey coat made it turn a silvery colour that shined in the sunlight. I continued walking down the path. If I were a Pegasus I could have flown here and if I was stronger in magic I could have attempted a long range teleport. After walking for a bit longer I looked to the right and noticed the apple orchard. I stopped, took a breath, and smelled the sweet smell of apples.
“O sweet Celestia I’m hungry,” I said out loud.
“If yer that hungry I could give you an apple,” said a mysterious voice off to my side.
“Gahh!” I shouted. Looking over I saw an orange mare, she had a blond mane and tail both done up in ponytails using a red piece of fabric tied up into a bow.
“Pony with ponytails” I mused. She was also wore a worn-out seston on her head, her green eyes, which were a little lighter than my own, looking at me
“Pretty cute too.” I thought my eyes naturally making there way down towards her flanks
“Ah asked if you were hungry,” she asked again a little more sternly this time.
“No I am quite fine,” I replied bring my eyes up to hers but as I finished saying that my stomach made a sound that was like a manticore and a hydra where having a shouting contest inside it.
“Sure you are sugarcube,” she said hoofing me an apple.
“Thank you,” I said with the feeling of a blush appearing on my face. As I took the apple from her I noticed a kind smile on her face that in turn caused me to smile.
“Damn s miles spread like the plague,” I mused before taking a bite into the apple. And I must say it was one of the best apples I have ever had, the flavor had practically caused my taste buds to explode. It was nothing like the apples that we got in Neighagra Falls.
“HEY AJ!” shouted a raspy voice. I looked up to see a rainbow blur coming straight for us. In a panic I tried to back up but landed on my flank as the rainbow blur landed in front of me, kicking up a bit of dust which caused me to cough. As the dust settled, I looked up to a mare with a cyan coat, a messed up tomcolt styled rainbow mane, and magenta eyes. Her cutie mark was a cloud that had a lightning bolt that was red, yellow and blue coming out of it.
“Pretty cute in her own way,” I thought to myself as I looked her over spending a little too much time staring at her flank. “Luna I hope she doesn’t notice,” I thought to myself.
“Hey there little colt, checking me out?” teased the cyan mare swaying her hips left to right.
Looking up to her I stared to say, “W-What no no no I was uhhh.” “Wait,” I thought to myself“COLT!”
“Now RD why did ya hafta do that for?” said the orange mare I had now identified as AJ.
“He probably doesn’t even understand such adult things. Right little guy?” said RD looking at me.
I looked at her, I could feel my eye twitching. “What did you just call me?” I asked looking at the cyan mare.
“Little guy wh-“ was all she could say before I interrupted her before I started yelling at the top of my lungs,
“FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” I yelled at the top of my lungs before taking short shallow breaths before turning to back to look at the two mares who now stared at me, the orange mare had a look of disappointment where the blue mare looked as if she was trying to keep herself from laughing out loud
“Now watch what ya say there sugarcube,” the orange mare ’AJ’ said in a stern voice “ah young colt such as yourself shouldn’t be using such language.” I felt my eye twitch involuntarily when she said ‘colt’ but quickly calmed myself doing the same things I do to help we with my ‘job’, closing my eyes taking a deep breath I could feel my face muscles relax giving myself an expressionless face
“Now listen here miss... AJ was it? I can assure you that I am no meer colt, and I do believe we got off on the wrong hoof so allow me to introduce myself my name is To........” I was cut off by a voice I knew very well a voice that sent chills down my spine
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STONY!” I turned my head towards the source of the noise, It was a brown earth pony with a red mane that was cut short and brushed to the side and a short red tail that had pink tips, most would say that she was drop dead gorgeous but I knew what she was really like
“Oh fuck me,” I said before taking off full sprint down the street towards the town leaving to very confused mares to think about what had just happened
“O fuck O fuck O fuck what the hay is she doing here?” I thought to myself as I ran down the path just entering Ponyville. The houses looked like they were from a different time period compared to some of the other places I have been. I could hear her hooves behind me and would dare not to turn and look at her.
But I did anyways, noticing she was gaining on me and if i didn’t do something she would catch me.
“Stony, wait for me,” the mare behind me called out in a seductive tone.
“She’s going to rape me!” I thought to myself as I ran down the path going deeper into the town center, “ but would that really be a bad thing ?” I almost tripped at that last part, wondering where it came from.
As I regained my footing I noticed that we were coming up to the market square which was crowded with ponies going about their daily business.
“I’ll lose her in the crowds,” I thought to myself as I galloping as fast as I could towards the center of the market, weaving through and around the legs of the ponies in the crowd with ease, pardoning myself whenever I bumped into somepony.
I came to an alleyway, noticing some creates staked off to the side, I quickly hid behind them. Looking out from my hiding spot, I looked around the crowd for any signs of her. After my third sweep of the crowd I noticed her looking for me, her head angled towards the ground looking left and right. She suddenly turned her head towards me I ducked as quickly as I could manage.
“Did she see me?” I thought to myself. I froze in fear when I heard the sound of hoofsteps echoing through the alleyway her shadow appearing on the ground unmoving, I stared at it.
“Stoooony,” her soft voice called out. To most it would sound as if she was calling out for her lover, but to me it was more horrifying than a thousand nightmare moon’s.
I sat there behind those crates for what seemed to be hours, hoping that she would leave.
“I guess he’s not here,” she said as she turned away. I let the breath I had been holding out. “I guess I will just have to wait for him in his house.” she said giggling as she walked away.
I poked my head out of the alleyway to check and see If she was still there, after scanning the crowd and not seeing head or tail of her, I started walking trying to think of a place to stay
“ok I can’t go home because she will be there and I’m pretty sure I would be raped if I did go there” I thought back to when I was being chased and how I thought being raped by her would not be so bad “ what the hell was I thinking being raped by her would be terrible, and beside she isn’t all that good looking though she does have a pretty nice figure......... and mane.........and eye’s” I could feel my face heating up as a blush spread across my face “and a flank you could bounce a bit off” I almost tripped wondering where such a strange and vulgar thought could have come from
I shook my head bringing me out of my daze, deciding to put those thoughts behind me I continued walking down the path, distracted by a passing cloud in the sky. As I rounded a corner I bumped into something which sent me sprawling onto the ground “oh my gosh I’m so sorry I didn’t see you there I was looking at a cloud that looked like my pet alligator gummy and I was thinking that can’t be gummy because gummy can’t turn into a cloud or fly but that would be soooo cool if he could“spoke a voice, looking up I saw a mare with a pink coat and a darker pink mane that was curled and fluffed to the point of looking like cotton candy, her blue eyes looking at me in concern as she extended her hoof to help me get up.
“thank you” I said as I took her hoof raising myself off the ground, I jumped a bit when the mare suddenly jumped into the air and gasped before landing and dashed off, leaving me to question what had just happened
“ok that was unexpected” I thought to myself as I stared where she had once been, before continuing on my way, thinking about what I was going to do and what the future may hold for me.
2 hours later
“I am completely lost” I thought to myself looking around from my park bench where I had stopped for a break
“I have no idea where I am or where my house is, I can’t find town hall to tell the mayor that I have arrived and to top it all off...”
“I have to take a dump” I said out loud getting a disgusted look from a fancy looking mare who walked past, as she walked away I stuck my tongue out at her which caused her to stick her nose up in the air
“posh tramp” was all I could think of as I watched her walk away staring at her flank “nice flank though” as she rounded a corner I went back to focusing on the task at hand “right so I need to find where I am, I could take the easy way and ask someone for directions like a wimp or I could walk around aimlessly and hope to find the way there myself and keep my stallionness intact” after five second and much debate I had my answer
“right better start walking” I thought as i got up from the bench and started walking making my way to the end of the street, but just as I rounded the corner something hit me from the side causing me to fall, a sharp pain going through my muzzle as I hit it against the ground
“oh my are you ok!” came a soft silk like voice off to my side shaking off the pain i turned my head, and came face to face with a butter yellow pegasus, with greenish blue eyes and pink mane and tail
“I’m fine” I said getting up off the ground turning to face the kind pegasus
“*gasp* your face!” as she said this I was suddenly made aware of the feeling of a warm liquid flowing out of my nose and dripping onto the ground , looking in a shop window I saw that I had a bloody nose and a small cut on the left side of my muzzle
“come with me and we will get you all fixed up” she said lowering her head to nudge me in the side to make me move
“I’m fine miss it’s nothing but a scratch and a bloody nose, I’ll be fine” I said in the most polite way possible as not to insulter her, despite the growing anger of her getting me confused for a colt
“nonsense” she said “you landed on the ground, who know’s what nasty germs could have gotten into it, we don’t want it to get infected now do we” she said nudging me again
“but” I said in one final act of defiance
“don’t give me any ‘buts’ now mister” she said in her soft voice but with a firm tone I turned to look at her so I could argue the fact that I was fine and not a young colt, but as I meet her gaze it felt as if all anger and control had left my body and the only reply I could say was
“OK” which caused her to grin and pick me up saddlebags and all and carry me off to wherever she had in mind
“why did I agree to this, for all I know she could be some kind of rapist or murderer” looking back at the pegasus who was carrying me I could only picture that look she gave me “just what was that”
“here we are” the sound of her soft voice broke me out of my thoughts looking ahead of us I noticed that we were coming up to a large tree, but as we got closer I noticed that there were windows, a front door and a balcony built into it
“wow never seen anything like that back home” I thought to myself as we approached the unique building, opening up the door I was meet with the smell of old paper as we entered, and with a quick look at the walls I was able to identify where the smell was coming from
books lots and lots of book not as many as most larger libraries, but looking at the shelves I was amazed by how well they were taken care of and how organized they were “the pony who owns this place must have OCD or something” for a brief second I pictured my old high school librarian Mrs dusty tomb
“I’m going to go get twilight you wait right here young mister” said the yellow pegasus as she fluttered up to the second floor, I walked over to a shelf to look for something to read as I waited for the pegasus and this twilight to comeback
“can I help you find anything” said a voice from behind me quickly turning around I came face to face with a small dragon he had purple scales and green spines that went down his back, on the sides of his head he had two feather like spikes, I had to hold back a laugh as I realised that his head looked like some sort of purple fish
“uhhh hello equestria to grey unicorn” he said waving one of his claws in front of my face
“yes” was all I was able to reply trying to keep a straight face
“I ran into somepony and ended up kissing the ground” I said in an nonchalant tone of voice as if this were a common occurrence
“so you came to a library to what find a spell to fix your face” he said snickering at the end of it
“Oh har har very funny coming from the dragon with a purple fish for a head” I said with a deadpanned look while slowly hoof stomping
“hey my head does not look like a fish!” the dragon said with a unimpressed look on his face
instead of replying with words I used my magic to take two books bring them up to my sides of my head flapping them back and forth, as well as opening and closing my mouth in an attempt at imitating a fish out of water
I could see his face starting turn into one of rage telling me to stop which would be a good idea considering he is a dragon and could brutally murder me before I had time to yell for help
‘just like him’ I thought images of a charred and mangled body flash before my eyes, but I am quickly drawn out of my trance by the sound of hooves coming from behind me, turning around I found the yellow mare had a first aid kit in her mouth and was now flanked by a purple unicorn who had a look of mild shock on her face for some reason, but stopped paying attention when the yellow mare started treating my wounds .
after the yellow mare finished treating my wounds I got up ready to say my thanks get some directions and leave, but just as I was about to get up I was suddenly covered in a purple glow and hoisted into the air by the purple unicorn
“oh no you don’t” she said “a colt like you should be in school not running about doing whatever you want you need to focus on your education”
I could only look at her with my mouth hanging open “hey what gives!” I said the annoyance evident in my voice
“I’m taking you back to school” she said with a hint of annoyance in her voice I could see in her eyes that she had some strange determination to get the ‘skipping neerdowell’ to go school, I could only think that she was probably the school nerd that never skipped a day in her life and shit on everyone else's fun when she was in school
“I already finished school! I even have a college diploma in my bag” I said looking at the mare who only gave a sigh
“sure you do” her voice honey coated and deep fried in sarcasm
“bu-” I started before my mouth was suddenly faced closed by her magic
“your mouth is going to stay sealed as I take you back to the school house, and when we get there I am going to make sure your teacher gives you the proper discipline you need” she began her lecture as we left the library leaving a confused dragon and considered pegasus and me to try and find a way out of this situation.
‘Ok I have gotten myself out of worse situations than this, just remember what happened at senior prom’ I thought to myself as I dangled in the magical grasp of the purple unicorn as she made her way to the local schoolhouse to turn me
looking around for things to help me escape I noticed that we had entered the same market I had been in earlier, a closer inspecting the area I noticed a few things that could help my escape such as a pile of hay, a bag of flour siting open dangerously close to the edge of a vendor's stall, a dark alley that I had previous hid in and checking my bag I found the three items that you should never leave home without some string, a paper clip and a small rock, thinking about my tools in my other bag I thought how they could used to help me out of this situation, but I did not want to damage them and I already had everything I needed to make my daring and heroic escape
‘ok I will use my paper clip and string to make a grappling hook and use it to pull the bag of flour off the table and while everypony is distracted I’ll hid in the hay pile, the unicorn is probably going to stick around and look for me so I will throw the rock into the alley to make some noise, and while she is investigating I will use my paper clip grappling hook to get onto the roofs and make my escape, it is the perfect plan’ I thought as I started making my paper clip grappling hook.
Looking at the bag of flour as we neared I closed one of my eyes getting ready to throw it with my magic, but just as I was to throw it I was tackled out of the air by something that felt like a marshmallow turning my head to look at whatever just hit me my vision was filled with a familiar brown coat, tilting my head up I came face to face with the one pony i had been trying to avoid all day
“H-h-hello Chisel heart what brings you here” I said in a meek voice before being brought into a bone crushing hug
“I thought you were never coming home ever so I panicked” she said as she started kissing me repeatedly around the base of my horn that was now faintly glowing due to the stimulation, which as anypony who is old enough to know is a major erogenous zone when magic is going through it, akin to to wings of a pegasus and the g-spot found on earth pony hooves and other parts of their bodies, but going back to reality I was pulled out of my educationally erotic trance by the sound of a loud gasp from the purple unicorn as well as nomous murmurs from the crowd that has formed watching us with looks that ranged from horror to mild anticipation
“W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” yelled the purple unicorn with a blush on her face I heard a grunt from Chisel as she stopped kissing me, she let me go as we both rose to our hooves the heat on my face telling my I was blushing from both the stimulation as well as the embarrassment of doing it in front of such a large crowd
“I could ask you the same thing, what were you trying to do with my little stony?” she said glaring at the purple unicorn
“I was trying to bring him back to school” replied the unicorn glaring back
“you you were trying to steal my colt friend from me weren't you” she said her eyes shooting open as she brought one of her forehooves to her mouth in shock
“What? no!....wait colt friend?” the purple mare said with a shocked look on her face
“yes my colt friend” she said flipping her mane
I opened my mouth to interject but was cut off by the purple mare
“Y-Y-YOU'RE A FOALFOOLER!” there was a collective gasp from the crowd around us when she finished saying those words
“QUIET you little nerdy little tramp! you were trying to take my little stony for your self!” Chisel said through clenched teeth stamping her right fore hoof as she got herself into charging position
the purple mare stood there flabbergasted as she processed what she I could she her mouth the word tramp, a look of anger crossed her face as she bent down aiming her horn at Chisel preparing to cast a spell, but Chisel must have noticed this because as soon as the glow appeared around her horn Chisel was already on top of her, both their form disappearing into a large crowd of swinging hooves and dust as they fought the entirety of the market stopping to watch them
‘just replace the purple mare with a stripper and the Chisel with the vice principal and you would have a perfect replication of my senior prom’ I thought to me self
looking around I noticed the lack of attention on me and decided to use this chance to escape as I turned down the street I came face to chest with the yellow mare from before with a first aid kid under her wing, she looked at me then to the two mares fighting then back to me a look of concern on her face I got on my hind legs putting both my fore hooves on her shoulders I looked her in the eyes and said
“miss fluttershy I know what I am doing may seem wrong but trust me when I say I am only doing this for my own safety” I put on my most pleading and desperate eyes as I said this, we must have stared at each other for at least a minute before she gave me a nod telling me that she understood, letting out a sigh get back onto four hooves I watched as a look of determination spread across her face as she marched towards the two mares who had been fighting the whole time, as I made my way down the street trying to find town hall
I exited the town feeling proud and stupid at the same time, proud that I had talked to the mayor and finished all the paperwork to make me an official resident of the town stupid in the fact that I had walked by it six times in the past hour.
I pulled out the map the secretary made for me using it to find my way to a place called Carousel boutique which according to her was the best place to get high quality clothes for a decent price, as I came up two building I was surprised at how it looked expecting a normal two story building I was greeted with a large luxurious building that resembled those found in canterlot, entering the building I was greeted by the jingle of bells and the scent of lavender looking around I noticed the various displays showcasing many different types of formal wear for both mares and stallions
“Coming~” came a soft silky sing song voice with a sight canterlot accent coming from behind me turning around I cast my eyes upon the most beautiful mare I had ever seen, her coat as white as snow with three blue diamonds as her cutie mark her mane and tail a royal purple done up elegantly as if small alicorns positioned each hair every morning, her eyes a deep baby blue like an ocean you could get lost in for all eternity.
“Hello darling~” which is apparently what just happened as she is now trying to get my attention by waving her hoof in front of my face
“hummmm-what?” I said shaking my head a bit bringing me out of my daze before turning to the mare but before I could open my mouth to talk I was interrupted
“Oh you must be here to bring sweeties home work for her, you are such a gentlecolt she is upstairs in her room ” she said with a small grin on her face
“actually madam I am here in need of a suit and from what I have heard you are one of if not the best fashionistas in the area” I said in a more refined tone of voice adding a few compliments with the hopes of having a shot at the lovely mare in front of me, as I thought about dating the mare in front of me a image of chisel heart with a look of betrayal, sadness and anger as well another unicorn mare walking off with a pegasus stallion suddenly shot across my vision leaving a heavy feeling in my heart
“and why pray tell would a young colt as your self need a suit?” she said raising an eyebrow ignoring the colt comment I used my magic to bring out bring out a small sleek black card case, I open it taking one of the cards and giving it too her she eyes it for a few second before turning to me a look of confusion on her face
“I assure you I am much older than I look, I am just...short” I said my voice faltering when I said the word short as I used my magic once again to bring out my birth certificate, the mare taking it out of my magical grasp with her own brought it closer to her face and looked at it before a look of surprise flashed across her face
“oh I am terribly sorry now where are my manners my name is Rarity and welcome to Carousel Boutique where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique and I must apologize again I didn't’ reali-” she said before I cut her off
“It is quite alright miss Rarity I get this kind of reaction a lot, I dislike it but I am used to it” I said reassuring her
“Ok then dear if you will follow me into the back, do you know your measurements?” she asked asked as we made our way to the platform surrounded by mirrors in the corner of the room
“Oh I know my measurement, if you know what I mean” I thought to myself as I got up on the platform.